For the Class of 2007… Iraq has always been a problem.

For the Class of 2007…

Iraq has always been a problem.


“Ctrl + Alt + Del” is as basic as “ABC.”


Paul Newman has always made salad dressing.


Bert and Ernie are old enough to be their

parents.


an automatic is a weapon, not a transmission.


there has always been a screening test for AIDS.


Garrison Keillor has always been live on public radio and Lawrence Welk has always been dead on

public television.

The Class of 2007…

have never been able to find the “return” key.


computers have always fit in their backpacks.


have never gotten excited over a telegram, a long distance call, or a fax.


test tube babies are now having their own babies.


have always had a PIN number.


directory assistance has never been free.


there has always been Lean Cuisine.


there have never been dress codes in restaurants.


have never seen a First Lady in a fur coat.


have never heard a phone “ring.”


lawn darts have always been illegal.


“Coming out” parties celebrate more than

debutantes.


killer bees have always been swarming in the

U.S.


neither know who Billy Joe was,

nor wondered what he was doing on the

Talahatchee Bridge.

The Class of 2007…have never thought of

Jane Fonda as “Hanoi Jane,” nor

associated her with any revolution other than the

“Fitness Revolution” videotape they may have

found in the attic.


the Osmonds are talk show hosts.


have never used a bottle of “White Out.”


“Spam” and “cookies” are not necessarily foods.


feel more danger from having sex

and being in school, than from possible nuclear

war.

For the Class of 2007… Iraq has always been a problem.

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