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    First Daughter Script

    Once upon a time,

    there was a little girl...

    Just like any other little girl.

    - And like most little girls...

    - I gotcha!

    She loved collecting

    beautiful things.

    Look it what I have.

    Always sharing them

    with her friends.

    Hello.

    Come on over and meet

    my friends, Hoppers.

    She would throw the most amazing teaparties for her very closest companions.

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    Mr. Elephant, have you met my daddy?

    He's the governor, you know.

    And then it happened.

    You know that awkward

    but typical time oflife...

    - when you feel like every eye is on you...

    - Mackenzie!

    Like you're the main attraction

    in a three-ring circus.

    That's right.

    She became a teenager.

    But eventually,

    she made it through.

    And as she blossomed, she became

    more comfortable with herself.

    - There she is. Hey, Sam. How you doing?

    - Hi, Dad.

    Hi, sweetie. I'd like you to meet...

    And like most teenagers,

    she enjoyed parties...

    - and pizza.

    - Enjoy.

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    - Thanks.

    - And like her peers...

    she often felt as ifher every move

    was scrutinized.

    - Hold it right there.

    - Big smile, Sam.

    Mom, promise me you would never let me

    leave the house looking like that.

    Never! It looks like she found

    Chelsea Clinton's old crimping iron...

    and Amy Carter's Sassoons.

    It's like a terrorist

    got a hold of her.

    I don't know what's going on.

    But what do you think?

    What is the worst outfit that you have

    ever seen Samantha wear?

    - I'll bet it's gonna be close.

    - I bet it is too.

    There have been

    a lot of lousy outfits.

    If Mac is back, get in there

    and clean out your kid's closet.

    - But with maturity...

    - Thank you.

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    She was able to look outside herself...

    and appreciate the wisdom

    ofher elders.

    And I'll tell you something.

    Decades in politics give you...

    special life skills, Sam.

    Like an excellent poker face.

    Not bad, Senator Downer.

    Thank you for the tip.

    In short...

    - she grew up... happily...

    - Good night.

    - With the love of a father...

    - Good night, Sam.

    - And a mother...

    - See you in the morning, sweetheart.

    Who she thought

    were the center of the world...

    in an old white house...

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    they called home.

    Lucky Charm's on site.

    Something wrong with Sam.

    Are you sure? It's an

    election year, remember?

    She could use a little down time.

    Starting November

    she can have all the down time she needs.

    Mr. And Mrs. Latif Moratee,

    President Mackenzie, First Lady...

    - Samantha.

    - Hello.

    - Good to meet you.

    - Nice to meet you, Samantha.

    Please.

    This way.

    We have press conference

    at : . To Marine One, : .

    To Air Force One at : .

    Travel time, four hours, minutes.

    Twenty-five minutes

    to destination Redmond Univ...

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    Hold that thought, Liz.

    Let's pretend that tomorrow

    I'm heading off to college.

    - Mm-hmm.

    - I grab my bags, which I packed myself.

    I throw them into

    my adorable collegiate car...

    next to my cooler that has a beer hiding

    underneath the bologna sandwiches.

    My parents cry.

    Their only child is growing up and so forth.

    And then I do it.

    I drive off like the normal,

    run-of-the-mill kid that I am.

    You're still a princess.

    You should at least wear a ball gown.

    Ignorance is bliss.

    What can I say?

    I say, good night,

    normal, boring girl.

    And you better hide that beer,

    because under the sandwiches...

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    that's the first place

    they'll look.

    - Duly noted.

    - Good night.

    Did you take the southern route

    through the stairwell...

    or the northern route

    through the access hall?

    - Eastern route.

    - Oh!

    Two elevators, one moving walkway,

    turn left at the Lincoln arches.

    - It's lesser-known, but very effective.

    - Mm-hmm.

    Eastern route's one of

    my favorites, actually.

    And that Lincoln arches thing

    is a very nice touch.

    You know, if you're gonna

    eat this cake...

    you have to pay the toll.

    - Inflation.

    - Mm-hmm.

    You know, you should really

    do something about that, Dad.

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    Mm-hmm.

    Mm, mm, mm, mm.

    - Not the dancing.

    - Dancing.

    - Ready?

    - Ready.

    Good.

    - I need to say something.

    - Okay.

    About tomorrow.

    - I was thinking...

    - Mm-hmm.

    And maybe I should go alone.

    - Really?

    - Yeah. I mean...

    it's hard enough to blend in, having a team of

    Secret Service men carrying my books, then...

    Uh-huh.

    All I'm saying...

    I just wanna be

    like everybody else.

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    Sam, you're not like

    everybody else.

    Ready?

    It's the big finish.

    Here it comes.

    Yes! Yes.

    They won't ask you about policy.

    They'll probably ask you about...

    your expectations, your hopes,

    your major, and you'll say...

    Don't worry, Liz. I'm set.

    Does anyone have my...

    - Got it.

    - Thank you.

    So, you're just like

    any other American family.

    Whose daughter is

    heading off to college.

    Remember, today you're not just

    the First Lady, but you're also a mom.

    I'd like to think

    I'm both women every day.

    In short, you're just a proud dad.

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    Like every other dad...

    watching his little girl

    head off to California for college.

    You can segue into your education

    reform initiative from there.

    And time permitting, Mr. President,

    the California Youth Literacy Program.

    - It's not a stump speech.It's about my daughter.

    - Right.

    Mr. President,

    how do you feel about your only child...

    going to school

    so far away?

    Well, uh, I could suggest

    moving the nation's capitol to California.

    Samantha, will you miss D.C?

    And better yet,

    what will you miss least?

    Wow. That's a tough one.

    Well, I can't tell you

    what I will miss the least...

    but I can tell you

    what I will miss the most.

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    That is my friends

    and my family.

    But I am very excited to experience life

    as a normal kid...

    having a normal

    college experience.

    - Thank you.

    - Thank you. We don't have any more time.

    Thank you very much.

    Whoo! Mr. President!

    This is not

    what I dreamed of.

    Oh, we know, honey.

    Next life.

    Oh, God. Please, no

    "Hail to the Chief."

    Game time.

    Hi, Sam.

    You know, hon,

    it's not too late to call Georgetown.

    Live at home.

    Free laundry.

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    Dad, I didn't choose a school

    miles away for nothing.

    - Roommate's name?

    - Mia Thompson.

    Parents Janet and Kyle.

    Divorced.

    Both strong supporters

    in the polls.

    I heard that.

    Well, that's odd.

    They were supposed to be here by now.

    Once I heard a rumor, Mom, that there are

    actually some people out there...

    that don't live

    a minute-by-minute schedule.

    How do they live?

    Roommate's caught in traffic.

    E.T.A. Is minutes.

    She should at least get the good bed

    if she has to live with me.

    Did you check

    that itinerary with Liz?

    - For?

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    - Well, there are just a few small functions...

    your father and I thought

    that you might enjoy attending.

    Yeah. Uh, do I have a choice?

    Sir.

    - Oh, yeah. Honey...

    - Already?

    Like you're not chomping at the bit

    for us to get outta here.

    Well, the President

    and the First Lady, yes.

    Mom and Dad? Not so much.

    Let's go.

    You've got a campaign to run.

    Three, two, one.

    You remember, a full load of laundry

    dries faster than half a load.

    Always take the stairs.

    Don't sweat the petty things.

    Yeah, don't pet

    the sweaty things either.

    And your father will be here

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    all... week campaigning.

    - If you need anything, call Liz.

    - I'll be fine. Thank you.

    You'll be great.

    Okay, look at me,

    at a loss for words.

    Just tell me you'll miss me, Dad.

    So, when the election's over, uh,

    we'll spend some time together.

    A whole day, hours.

    In a row?

    Promise.

    Be a good kid.

    Hey, Sam.

    - Please be mellow.

    - On one condition.

    Could we major in something fun?

    I'm really hoping we're not premed.

    Light on the math.

    Zip it, Bock.

    And, Dylan?

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    Especially you.

    Not another word.

    Look, if you're gonna be going through

    my stuff, at least you can help me carry it.

    Are you aware there are two huge

    individuals with stun guns...

    sticky hands and no manners

    flanking our door?

    - You must be Mia.

    - And you're not Linda.

    Redhead. Paterson, New Jersey.

    Plays trombone.

    Surprise.

    I'm Samantha Mac...

    You're not as tall in person.

    I'm really excited about this year.

    There's so many things I wanna do.

    - No offense, Miss Mackenzie...

    - Samantha.

    Samantha...

    but I have a plan...

    - of college.

    - That's great.

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    Look, I'm just trying to have

    a normal college experience, okay?

    - All I want is normal, Mia.

    - Right.

    I'm going to

    the housing office.

    They said you were the kind of girl

    who was up for anything.

    I'm disappointed.

    - You're manipulating me.

    - Yes.

    It's kinda working.

    Please, Mia.

    Just give it a shot.

    That's all I'm asking.

    Well, the situation

    could have its advantages.

    Absolutely.

    Like, in case of a national emergency...

    guess who gets a free seat

    on the chopper?

    I was kind of thinking your Secret Service

    could get us beer.

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    - You can forget about that.

    - We'll work on it.

    Mia Thompson,Arkansas royalty.

    I didn't know they had

    royalty in Arkansas.

    Course we do.

    My dad's a king.

    I mean, he's had

    a few queens since my mom, but...

    You know, Tire King...

    best seller of the South?

    Cool. This is Bock. Dylan's outside.

    They're protecting us.

    Could that involve tackling me?

    'Cause the bald one's a little sexy.

    And you can forget

    about that too.

    Yeah.

    Look, bonus points for giving me the good bed.

    I like you already.

    But just to let you know,

    don't kiss my ass.

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    'Cause I certainly

    won't be kissing yours.

    Mia, I like you already.

    It's our first day.

    I'm trying to have fun.

    Why don't you change clothes?

    We can go hang out. Go to some parties.

    Meet some guys.

    Definitely meet some guys.

    My night's scheduled already.

    I thought I looked okay, no?

    Oh, yeah, sure. If you're trying

    to hang out with the dean.

    Miss Mackenzie, I speak

    for the entire faculty...

    when I say,

    "Welcome to Redmond. '"

    And I assure you

    that you'll be treated just like any student...

    just the minute we conclude

    this elaborate party in your honor.

    In the sense they would

    support preferred policy.

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    Of course, the fundamental

    importance of agenda control...

    was established by McKelvey...

    irrespective of implications

    for the final outcome.

    In fact, one ofhis

    most notable papers showed...

    that the one person, one vote...

    system of voting...

    did not always lead to a middle ground

    in decision making.

    The manipulation of agenda could have

    a great impact on policy making.

    You missed a great party.

    - Sorry about that.

    - Fortunately, I can provide you...

    with another normal

    college experience...

    in which the roommate

    kicks you out in the name of...

    Higher education.

    Can I just get my...

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    - Come back in two.

    - Minutes?

    Hours.

    We'll be following the First Daughter

    through her entire...

    Did you see Samantha Mackenzie

    arrive at college?

    I'm not saying the First Daughter

    dresses badly...

    but today, apparently Goodwill donated

    some clothes, so I think that...

    With guaranteed results.

    If you have ring around the toilet...

    Illegal motion.

    - Take a look at this.

    - With embroidery on the sleeves.

    With embroidery

    around the neck.

    With a front closure.

    It's very beautifully done.

    Soft, all lines.

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    Look at that embroidery

    around the shoulder.

    And a slight shoulder pad.

    And the Mandarin neckline.

    This works great

    with, uh, our tank top.

    Taylor to the right.

    He's got a hole.

    He's got a big hole. And he's clear through

    to the -yard line.

    - He's still going. He's on his feet...

    - Samantha Mackenzie?

    Greetings, Ms. Mackenzie.

    The Redmond chapter of Lambda Zeta Phi...

    is pleased to invite you

    to our annual plunge.

    It's an invitation-only event.

    Bathing suits are mandatory.

    Bikinis are preferred.

    Thanks a lot, guys.

    We hope to see you there,

    Ms. Mackenzie.

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    Thank you.

    Thank you.

    How do you look

    in a bikini, Bock?

    Hmm.

    "They had already poured the sum totalof their knowledge into his waiting vessel;

    "and the vessel was not full.

    "His intellect was not satisfied,

    his soul was not at peace...

    his heart was not still. '"

    Well, uh, ladies and gentlemen,

    I shall do my best...

    to see to it that your intellect

    is satisfied.

    And your soul is at peace.

    And your vessel

    is filled this semester.

    For starters, would it be possible

    to shift your attention to me?

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    I know I'm not as pretty,

    but, uh, come on.

    - Work with me.

    - Excuse me, Professor?

    - Yes.

    - I didn't see anything in the syllabus

    about a vessel.

    Uh, excuse me?

    I see the books

    that I'm supposed to buy...

    but I don't see any mention

    about a vessel of any kind.

    You said you were gonna fill one?

    Right?

    I did. I did say that.

    Thank you.

    Thank you for pointing that out.

    A very literal interpretation.

    Thank you very much. Uh,

    "He had one single goal...

    to become empty of thirst'"...

    Excuse me?

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    Excuse me.

    I wanted to thank you

    for rescuing me in there.

    It was nothing.

    Besides, you don't strike me as the kind

    of person who needs rescuing.

    I'm Samantha.

    I know I'm taller in person.

    Fatter, thinner, fill in the blank.

    I get that.

    Actually, I was gonna say

    you look exactly like I thought you would.

    Bye, Samantha.

    - We're moving.

    - Not bad, Ms. Mackenzie.

    You really shouldn't

    objectify men like that, Mia.

    - The boy is fine.

    - Hi, Samantha.

    Nice meeting you too. Hello.

    Just to be clear, I've never been

    a plus-one before.

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    And it doesn't agree with me.

    Thanks for coming, Mia.

    I cannot believe how many cute guys

    there are here.

    Last time I was at a party like this,

    I could only fill out a ruffled bikini.

    Focus, Sam.

    We are at a frat party.

    You're right.

    This is fantastic.

    I think I'm blending in too.

    Absolutely. Look, is there any way

    that your fake Men in Black boys...

    can back off?

    All right, I'm about to show you

    how to make a real entrance.

    Whoo!

    Don't mind me.

    Gun! Gun, gun, gun, gun!

    You're gonna be all right.

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    - Take her to the campaign office across town.

    - Lucky Charm's secure.

    - It's just a water gun, man.- Shut up! Don't move.

    California Headquarters,

    Mackenzie for President.

    I'm sorry. I'd have more on...

    but I wasn't exactly given time to,

    I don't know, get my stuff.

    I guess she likes California.

    Look, I gotta go. Wow.

    - Don't tell me he's too busy.

    I need to talk to him.

    - You look great.

    - What's going on, Sam?

    - He has got too many Secret Service

    following me around.

    - I can't take it anymore.

    - Sam, it's an election year.

    Remember that.

    Tensions are high. Just take a deep breath

    and let me handle it. Okay?

    Calm down.

    I'll see ifhe has a minute.

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    - Create my own forum.

    - Mr. President?

    - Liz?

    - Your daughter's askingfor reduced security at college.

    She's very unhappy, sir.

    Um, can this wait?

    - Go ahead.- We'll invite the press.

    - It's not a good time.

    - Fine.

    Just tell him I'll ditch the whole

    college thing and become a Hooters girl.

    Good benefits, I hear.

    - Sir?

    - Yeah, it's... Liz.

    There is a precedent

    for reduced security.

    I recommend cutting back

    from four agents to two per shift.

    Keep detail on the floor,

    but not stationed at the room.

    Sir, she's miserable.

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    Okay.

    Be right back.

    Man.

    I came this close to wearing

    that exact bikini today.

    Dad, if you want your daughter to have

    any friends, we need to make some changes.

    Yeah, well, I don't negotiate

    with people in swimwear. Come here.

    Dad, when Chelsea was at Stanford,

    her Secret Service backed off.

    They blended in.

    They wore Birkenstocks.

    Sam, I want you

    to listen to me.

    A navy blue suit with Birkenstocks

    is a really bad look.

    That was another time.

    This is a real different world

    we live in, Sam.

    It is not like I am sleeping around

    and getting drunk, Dad.

    Come on.

    You were my age once.

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    All I am asking for

    is a shred of normalcy.

    I can't go out and party

    like my friends.

    No.

    No, you can't.

    Forget it.

    This is the California Headquarters...

    Samantha. Samantha.

    - You got it.

    - What?

    Go back to school. You're on a new diet...

    Secret Service lite.

    - Thank you.

    - And have fun.

    Just not too much.

    We got it from here.

    And then there were two.

    Finally.

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    Lunge at me. Hit me. Tackle me.

    Come on, you know you wanted to.

    We could just celebrate.

    I've narrowed it down to three target areas...

    which, if we hit quickly...

    Or maybe it's just right under our noses.

    What's going on there?

    Sam, I don't think

    that's a party.

    While Mackenzie's racking up

    his frequent-flier miles...

    Samuels is right here,

    right now at home.

    Health care,

    education, new jobs.

    Just a few of the things

    Samuels has been working on...

    while Mackenzie's out of the office

    and out of the country.

    Taking money out of our pockets again.

    Next step: ; Out of office.

    Whatever.

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    Samantha Mackenzie.

    How good of you to join us.

    Hey, ladies and gentlemen...

    what do you say to some good

    old-fashioned bipartisan debate? Huh?

    Yeah, come on, Miss Mackenzie.

    Get on up there.

    What do you say, Samantha?

    Daddy's not here.

    Can we hear what you have to say,

    or do you only do what Daddy tells you?

    Ooh!

    All right, there you go. Another Mackenzie

    running away from the real issues.

    - What was that?

    - Freedom of speech.

    They have the right

    to express their beliefs.

    Okay, the freedom goes both ways.

    Why don't you get to speak your mind?

    - Fine. You wanna know what I think?

    - Yeah.

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    Well, I think

    my father's administration...

    gives a great deal of attention

    to his domestic agenda.

    - Take his college tuition...

    - Blah, blah, blah. End of sound bite.

    It's kind of hard to get that stuff

    out of your head, huh?

    Well, I know only one thing

    that can definitely help.

    What's that?

    I should change.

    I don't wanna ruin the outfit.

    It can only improve it.

    Come on, Sam!

    - Hey, you okay?

    - Yes. You?

    Yeah.

    I'm Sam. Remember?

    James.

    - Hey, you guys, get outta the way!

    - You coming or not?

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    Lambda Zeta Phi!

    Watch and learn!

    Come on, we're going again.

    Wait a minute, James.

    Wait up! Hey!

    Excuse me, James?

    Um, I had a really good time with you

    on the slide last night.

    No. Hey, James,

    what's your major?

    - Hi, James. James?

    - Sam, come on.

    James?

    Sam, I'm trying to sleep.

    - Hello?

    - New York Post online.

    Oh, no. I can't believe

    I made the Post!

    Mia Thompson,

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    ladies and gentlemen.

    Suffice it to say, your father feels like

    he gave you an inch, and you took a mile.

    I know.

    L-I completely understand. I'm...

    Listen to me, Sam.

    You cannot pull a stunt like this again.

    Look, I don't knowwho you're groveling to...

    but the best thing about college

    is you can hang up.

    - Put him on.

    - Are you crazy? He's on fire.

    Look, Liz, I'll just say, "Dad, I love you.

    This is unfortunate, but"...

    - Go ahead. I'm listening.

    - Hi, Dad.

    Listen, I'm really sorry.

    What were you thinking, Sam?

    I know.

    Yes, it's the roommate, Mia.

    Just so we're clear, she's the one

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    in the really uncomfortable-looking...

    - Thong.

    - In a thong.

    - Correct.

    - Okay. Put her on.

    Mr. President?

    Mia Thompson here.

    Now, with all due respect, although I dothink your diplomatic skills are top-notch...

    I think you really need

    some serious parenting advice.

    Really?

    You know what, Mia?

    I could not agree

    with you more.

    - What?

    - It's great to know...

    my daughter is living with

    such a sensible young woman.

    You've got that rare thing, Mia.

    You know what it is? It's character.

    Some people have it, some people don't.

    You have it.

    Really? Thanks.

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    Um, I mean, you too.

    That whole China thing was real good.

    Yeah, I can... I can definitely see

    how you do what you do.

    I will. Bye.

    - He's good, isn't he?

    - Yeah.

    Next time, you should be

    a little easier on him.

    Okay. But the difference is

    he's my president and he's your father.

    Not when he's calling

    from the Oval Office, he's not.

    Oval Office, Schmoval Office.

    At some point, every father's gotta

    learn to let go of his little girl.

    And every little girl's gotta

    learn to let go of her father.

    How do you do that, Mia?

    Vote no. No Mackenzie.

    Vote no. No Mackenzie.

    Vote no. No Mackenzie.

    Vote no. No Mackenzie.

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    - Ms. Mackenzie, one question, please!

    - Back to your room.

    How do you feel about the protestors?

    Mia.

    Oh, please, is she in there?

    Mia, I need your help.

    You. This is the R.A.'s room.

    Good thing I'm the R.A. Then.

    - What happened to Stewart?

    - Stewart preferred something

    a little lower key.

    You can find him down at the "C" Wing

    if you need him.

    Sorry to hear that.

    So, it seems you need

    a place to hide out a bit.

    Seems I do.

    They have to leave

    sooner or later, right?

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    When's she coming out?

    I have a better idea.

    Here. Put this on.

    There. And this.

    Wait here for one minute.

    You need a Kleenex?

    Oh, no, I'm fine.

    Follow my lead.

    Hey, Mike, come on.

    You gonna leave her in there?

    Hey, Sam, stay as long as you want.

    Where is she?

    - Thank you very much.

    - You too. Good luck.

    - Mmm.

    - You hate it, huh?

    It tastes like freedom.

    I should warn you

    I'm a very slow eater.

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    - It's terrible on the system to rush.

    - Yeah, I can see that.

    So, there will be

    plenty of time for discussion.

    Starting with the topic of you.

    Tell me something I don't know.

    - Something you don't know.

    - Mm-hmm.

    Okay.

    Brazil's the only country

    named after a tree.

    Bagged lettuce that you buy in the store,

    they wash it in chlorine.

    The little parallelogram above

    your top lip is called the filtrum.

    Five years or half a decade

    is a lustrum.

    Every state in the Union

    has a town named Springfield.

    Male turtles grunt.

    Female turtles hiss.

    Difference between a fruit and a vegetable.

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    Off the vine, fruit ripens, a vegetable rots.

    Spread your arms like this, middle finger

    to middle finger is equivalent to your height.

    Distance from your wrist to your elbow

    is the length of your foot.

    - Your ears and nose never stop...

    - Growing?

    Right.

    So, I guess we're all

    living Pinocchios.

    And you still haven't told me

    anything about yourself.

    Trust me. I'm not

    that interesting.

    - Ask and see what happens.

    - Oh.

    - Thank you for doing all of this.

    - Excuse me.

    Otherwise my husband

    will never believe me.

    Sure.

    Oh, your boyfriend

    can be in the picture too.

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    - He's not my boyfriend.

    - Oh.

    You're such a beautiful young lady.

    - Thank you.

    - And I'm so glad...

    that you grew out of

    that awkward stage.

    And your bosom

    came in very nicely.

    - Would you like me to take the picture?

    - No, no. I've got it.

    Oh, that's nice.

    Yes. Thank you.

    Really, don't feel obligated to tell me

    anything about yourself.

    Truthfully, one quick call

    to the F.B.I. Or the C.I. A...

    and I can get your blood type,

    third-grade class picture...

    and satellite photos

    of your ex-girlfriend's homes.

    I guess you didn't find anything when

    you were rifling through my stuff earlier.

    We'll take it slow.

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    What is your major?

    - Actuarial science.

    - What actually is actuarial science?

    Statistics, probability

    and assessment of risk.

    But more importantly,

    uh, it's what my dad did.

    And what his dad did.So, that's what I'm gonna do.

    And what his dad did.

    So, that's what I'm gonna do.

    Samantha! That's them over there

    across the street!

    - Come on.

    - There they go. Come on!

    Please, Sam, one shot.

    Hey, is that them?

    - Let's do it again.

    - Just catch your breath.

    Come on.

    He has a place out here too?

    The place used to

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    be the gambling casino.

    He likes it there

    because of the memories.

    - The old ancestral home, huh?

    - Oh, no.

    Mr. Murdock wasn't born there, but most

    ofhis best friends were killed there.

    You know the police used toraid it and everything.

    Your face.

    No, no, you're all right.

    The look you get.

    It's like...

    It's like the first time I rode my bike

    without training wheels.

    It's like you're experiencing

    everything for the first time.

    I am.

    - Would you like something?

    - You need to try this.

    Will Fats be surprised?

    He's expecting us.

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    I picked you up an hour early.

    We have lots of time.

    - You get the bags. I'll undress.

    - Thank you.

    Enjoy it.

    Uh-uh.

    - What are you doing?

    - A chocolate snack must be poureddirectly over popcorn.

    That way you get that delicious

    salty sweet mixture...

    and a little melted chocolate.

    Sometimes you gotta

    break the rules.

    You never know when you're

    gonna get something inspired.

    Well, go on, Mackenzie.

    Break the rules.

    If I had the strength...

    Well?

    It's disgusting.

    I love it.

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    - Favorite board game?

    - Clue. Yours?

    - Poker.

    - Favorite season?

    Congressional recess.

    Venus or Serena?

    Both. It's a trick question.

    Favorite dessert?

    Dinner menu Thursday.

    I know I'm not supposed to say this,

    but back at the White House...

    my friend Joe makes

    the most sensational souffl.

    Although you really haven't tasted a blintz

    until you've tasted Petrovich's.

    Favorite First Daughter joke?

    Must be hard.

    It's not so bad.

    No, really.

    It must be hard.

    Sometimes it really is.

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    How do you make a tissue dance?

    - No idea.- Put a little boogie into it.

    Oh, no, come on.

    How do I know this wasn't

    just a one-time thing?

    Probably wasn't even a date.

    Let's find out.

    "James, bonfire...

    "Friday night.

    "Be there.

    Sam."

    One, two, three.

    Knights!

    Go, Redmond!

    Go, Redmond!

    Go, Redmond Knights!

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    Go, Redmond!

    Go, Redmond!

    Go, Redmond... Knights!

    Redmond's in the house!

    Everybody clap your hands.

    Yeah, Red! Red!

    Yeah, Red! Red!

    I know you love

    a good bonfire, Dylan.

    Here's a tip. When you're having

    a conversation with someone...

    it's only polite

    to let them get a word in.

    A lot of folks, they wanna know: ;

    What's that one special secret...

    - for getting a victory?

    - Still noJames?

    Who was I kidding?

    He's not interested.

    He was just taking pity on me.

    Give the guy a little leeway.

    Between your dad...

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    Are we supposed to salute

    or say the Pledge of Allegiance?

    Hands off the roommate's personals.Only I can touch 'em.

    Dude, can't believe we're partying in,

    like, Dorm Room One.

    "Hey, Mia, what's she like?"

    "Get to see her naked?"

    "Can we all just stand in line

    to kiss her ass?"

    I'm so sick of all things Samantha.

    Does she have a boyfriend?

    She is so hot.

    - Oh, yeah.

    - I don't believe that's any of your business.

    What's going on, Mia?

    What's going on is

    this isn't working out.

    It's too hard.

    Is it that you don't like living

    with all the attention, Mia?

    - Or that you don't like living without it?

    - Excuse me?

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    she really cares about?

    Well, you know what?

    At least I can admit I'm messed up.

    You're so desperate to make everybody like

    you, you let people use me to get to you...

    and then you act like

    you don't see what's happening.

    You let people use you,regardless of whether I am around, Mia.

    You make that choice all of the time...

    so don't blame your

    genetically lit roommate.

    And don't draw on my parents.

    It's not nice.

    Oh, my God.

    You really shouldn't sleep

    in that position.

    It's bad for your neck.

    I deserve it.

    I'm the devil. See?

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    Oh, you are.

    I wouldn't wanna be friends

    with me either. Mm-mmm.

    Reduced security or not.

    I just have to face it.

    My life will never be normal.

    And what exactlyis so bad about that?

    The last time I had privacy

    I was in utero.

    Imagine what it's like to have

    your whole life picked out for you.

    Imagine... never being alone

    and always feeling lonely.

    All I ever wanted

    was to get my key...

    get in a beat-up little Volkswagen,

    and drive off to college.

    You think I'm a silly, spoiled kid,

    completely devoid of gratitude.

    Actually, I think I completely understand

    what you're going through.

    - You do?

    - This one time,

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    I won the class spelling bee.

    I couldn't get from point "A'"to point "B'"

    without people watching my every move.

    I had to avoid the press,

    the paparazzi.

    And the women.

    My God, the women, Sam.

    The number of training brasthat were left in my locker...

    could fill the support needs

    of an entire country.

    So, listen, about last night.

    You're my R.A.

    It's forbidden.

    I get it.

    It's actually not just the R.A. Thing.

    Oh, the other thing.

    Most guys have to deal

    with meeting the dad.

    My dates have to charm

    the commander-in-chief.

    Note to fathers worldwide: ;

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    the First Daughter.

    I really like it.

    You're just...

    So are you.

    All right then,

    let's get back in there.

    You lead.

    You beat me.

    - Oh, no, I kicked your butt.

    - Thanks.

    - Usually people let me win.

    - Sam, you will never have to worry

    about that with me.

    Thank you.

    Good.

    - Will you show me how you did that?

    - Mm-hmm. Excuse me.

    We'll go one more time.

    Just hers.

    - I like your bracelet.

    - Thanks.

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    - I had fun.

    All right.

    Well, I guess I should...

    Me too.

    Well, thank you for tonight.

    Good night, Samantha.

    Good night.

    James?

    - Good night.

    - Good night.

    I know you're mad at me right now,

    but I kissed him.

    Oh, sorry. I'll just...

    No, Sam, stay.

    Really?

    Yeah, really?

    I really need to hang out

    with my roommate tonight.

    You should go.

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    - Sam.

    - Sam, just a second. Over here. Talk to us for just a second.

    - I was right.

    It's beautiful.

    Hi.

    - Mia and James.

    - Gotcha. Hey, baby. How are you doin'?

    - Good. Hey, Mom.

    - Beautiful. I'm glad you're here.

    Mr. And Mrs. President?

    Mia Thompson.

    - Oh.

    - The one in the thong?

    - Oh. Hey, Mia. How are you doin'?

    - Hi.

    - Mia, would you like a photo?

    - Oh, yeah.

    - Thanks.

    - Dad, this is James Lamson, my R.A.

    And my b...

    - Thanks.

    - Dad, this is James Lamson, my R.A.

    And my b...

    - Mr. President, it's a pleasure

    to meet you, sir.

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    And isn't it a shame?

    Here, on my waist.

    - I need a minute alone with you.

    - And I need your left hand.

    - We shouldn't do this.

    - Why not?

    It's a free country.

    I don't care what he says.

    Call out the National Guard.

    Nothing is stopping me

    from dancing with you tonight.

    Tonight I am making my own itinerary,

    and it happens to feel great.

    Sam...

    - Go away.

    - Okay. Never mind.

    - I'm gonna spin now.

    - Sam...

    We're here to have fun

    and have a few laughs.

    And if I'm lucky, maybe I'll get to dance

    with my beautiful wife, Melanie.

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    - What do you think, Mel?

    - You are so lucky.

    Have a good time tonight.

    Hey, Sam...

    Vanuatu really a country?

    'Cause this boy told me

    he's the ambassador.

    You are as beautiful as my country.

    You are as beautiful as my country.

    - Samantha, a few questions, this way.

    - Sam... Samantha...

    What do you feel about

    your father's domestic policy...

    and how does it affect you?

    Is your education hurt by it?

    I think my father's administration

    gives a great deal of attention to its...

    You know he's a fraud.

    Take his college tuition

    tax exemption initiative.

    - Your dad is a fraud.

    - Yeah, your daddy's a fraud.

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    at least a half a dozen threats

    against you... every day?

    As your father, I couldn't live with myself

    if something ever happened to you.

    As a president...

    this country can't afford to have

    anything happen to you right now.

    What could I do, Sam?

    What choice did I have?

    You had the choice

    to be honest with me.

    You had the choice not to lie to me...

    as my father and as the president.

    Oh, man.

    Hon, I know you thought

    he was your friend.

    If you want,

    We can replace him.

    Won't he lose his job?

    He'll be transferred

    from First Family detail, but no.

    No... Find another position.

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    But not the right position.

    He's in line to work for me.

    And, yeah, that's where most agents

    want to end up.

    No. He can stay.

    I really hope somedayyou understand this.

    I do.

    That is what is so disappointing.

    I thought I'd finally found someone

    who'd like me for me.

    So how do you know his feelings

    for you weren't real?

    - He was just doing his job.

    - That's crap. He wanted you.

    Watch. Go back and act

    like nothing happened.

    Better yet, date somebody.

    There's nothing a man wants

    more than something he can't have.

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    No. Seriously.

    Okay. How do you make a tissue dance?

    You put a little boogie into it.

    Okay. I'm beginning to regret

    the outfit choice.

    Who was I kidding?

    I can't pull this off.

    - Is it even working?

    - You got yourself into this.

    You're gonna follow through.

    - Hey, ladies. Lookin'good.

    - You're right.

    - 'S'up?

    - Besides, I have a date expecting me.

    - What's his name again?

    - Frank.

    Can I speak frankly, Frank?

    The life of the college student

    is really growing on me.

    - And furthermore,

    you're really growing on me.

    - Thanks.

    Bock, from Lamson. She's wasted.

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    Why should I trust you?

    You lied to me.

    You made me like you.

    Why are you a Secret Service agent?

    Honestly, right now I'm just tryin'

    to get through this and do my job.

    - Which, by the way,you're making very difficult.

    - Oh. Really?

    Why are you doin' this, Sam?

    This isn't you.

    Whoo! This is me, James...

    me without you.

    What was that?

    I was just sayin' good night.

    What is this?

    Is this some kind of game to you, James?

    - No.

    - You don't have to pretend anymore.

    You're an amazing girl.

    Would you stop it?

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    Forget image.

    Forget politics. Forget...

    Forget everything else

    but who I am right now in here.

    If things were different.

    If things were different...

    I'd still follow you around

    all the time...

    because I wanted to,

    not because I had to.

    Good night, Sam.

    She's not up yet.

    She's not here.

    Hello. You have reached Moviefone.

    If you know the name of the movie

    you'd like to watch, stay on the line.

    Sorry about all the calls.

    Don't worry about it.

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    Give me your left hand.

    What are you doing?

    Dancing with you.

    On my shoulder.

    We shouldn't. We can't.

    Try not to lead this time, okay?

    I, uh...

    believe this is yours.

    It'll take you on your next trip.

    Even included the cooler.

    We did everything

    to your exact specifications.

    - Thank you, James.

    - Thank you.

    Bye, Sam.

    Now, go try to break a few rules, huh?

    You try to keep some.

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    It wasn't until she left

    that house, however...

    That she truly found home.

    College-bound till spring, she'll be back

    when the cherry blossoms bloom again.

    With romance in the air,

    James will be there.

    But that's another story.

    Yeah.

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