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The weather’s atrocious and Nessy’s not sayin much!

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NessyBen Nevis

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I’M LOST!!!!!!!

What’s the weather like over there……WET!!!!

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I’ve lost Nessy!!!

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Nessy rules

Shimmering from the light!

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I'm being walked on again

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Snowdon

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Glyders Tryfan

I’m feeling on top of the world!!! 10hrs ago

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Hey Snowdon, thanks for the add how's things going over there ??

Yeah, I know, I am fed up of seeing that train!

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Llyn Ogwen

I'm Snowdon, a mountain in North Wales. I’m 1,085 metres high. I’ve even got a nature reserve around me!!!

The Snowdon Wildlife Reserve.

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The aftershocks are becoming more frequent.

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Joined Indonesia Earthquake

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I work with charities around the world helping earthquake victims.

Indonesian Earthquake 3rd January 2009

Join the new Indonesian Earthquake group I set up!

Lee, I messaged you my report on the earthquake earlier. Did you get it?

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I am splitting my chute into 2, woo!!

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Mooney Beaver Rock

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HEY SIS, YOU LOOKING BEAUTIFUL IN THE SUN!

Hey cuz, how do you do that thing with your chute??

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Havasu

I am located in the northwestern part of the American state of Arizona. I’m one of the best waterfalls in Havasupai and am 37 metres tall. Some Havasupai Indians have swam in me!! I am famous!!!

Tribe Falls!

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Too many people splashing around.

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Dr.Blue Lagoon says: I wish people would stop skinny dipping in me!

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Geysir Eldfell Mr. Puffin

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I’m fed up of being dormant. I fancy some action!

I am flying to the Westmann Islands for some peace and quiet. Catch ya later ;)

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I just hurled some water 70 ft high. You should have seen their faces lol

I am a large geothermal spa located in the south west of Iceland. I have an average

temperature of 40 degrees and people are forever taking their

clothes off to bathe in me!

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I love Iceland

Fans of the Blue Lagoon.

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Mayon Volcano is thinking it’s time for a pyroclastic flow.

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Mayon Volcano is feeling hot, hot, hot!

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Bora Manila Banaue

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Thanks, my owners will be rich! x

You should see my rice yields this year!

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I am an active stratovolcano in the Philippines. Renowned as the "Perfect Cone" because of my almost perfectly conical shape .

Save the earth!

Donate now!

By Catherine

Mayon uploaded a photo- ‘’My photo when I erupted September 1984’’

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I wish all those people would stop photographing me!!!

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River Cuckmere

Beachy Head

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The waves are looking big! 10hrs ago

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Hey Seven Sisters! Have you been having anymore photo shoots?

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I hate waves hitting me- it hurts!

I get so sad when a chunk of me falls off.

I argue a lot with my seventh sister! Hi Seven Sisters! How are you?

Sussex Wildlife,

Cuckmere canoeing

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Scientists think they can monitor me, but I have a trick up my sleeve!

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Mount St Helens is sleeping, for now!

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Snow Lava Pyroclastic flow

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Mount St Helens released some gas emissions.

cool

That’s nice

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It’s about time we displayed some action!

Can’t wait!!!!!

I'm located in the US state of Washington. I erupted in 1980 and

killed 57 people!

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We are volcanoes

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Come and see my dazzling sandy cliffs!

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The Needles: Lighthouse is 150 tomorrow!

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Seven Sisters Loch Ness

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Alum Bay

Lost a chunk of chalk yesterday :( How are you????

:O Just Lost Nessy!! Haven’t seen him anywhere have you??

We are a row of stacks of chalk. We are located in the Isle of Wight, near to Alum Bay.

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Tourism on the Isle of Wight

Spins and Needles

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I’m getting so cross with teens carving messages on me!!

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Seven Sisters are fed up of being single!

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Cuckmere Beachy Head

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It’s about time you sisters had a good night out! Fancy a drink?

I’m terribly sorry! They just love my meanders

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Hi. We are the Seven Sisters. We’re all single except for one! The 5th one; she's married to Beachy Head. We live in Seaford. We erode up to 30-40 centre meters each year, ouch!

Commented on Beachy Heads status, “Loving the sun” So true! The 5th sister: Love Him

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I hate those boat tours…more pollution!

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Thames Sphinx Beyonce

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BBC filming a documentary on me I get really fed up with people filming about me.

Lovely scenery Nile loving it

I wish I was as big as you.

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I am about 6,670 km in length and I am the longest river in Africa and in the world.

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I'm getting bored

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Statue of Liberty

Hi everyone. I am the Statue of Liberty. Everyone loves to look at ME!!!

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Eiffel tower

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Recent ActivityStatue of Liberty is now friends with the River Nile

Hi statue of liberty I'm getting really really dizzy.

Hey how are you? People should be more careful when they step on me

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Is getting spic and span for the next cruisers on my waters ;)

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River Amazon

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Recent Activity- Recently joined group ‘parasites stops invading our waters!

Is glad that summer time is around again!

Is watching the moonlight gleam on its waters

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Hi I’m the River Nile. I’m situated in Egypt. I’m around 65 million years old and hold the record for the longest river in the world.

Nile Cruises

SphinxWonders of the world!

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I love watching all these people climbing my stairs!

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Eiffel Tower

InformationI'm the tallest building in Paris. I'm 1,063 ft tall, the same height as 81 story building. I weigh 10,000 tons.

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London Eye

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Eiffel tower is now playing Farmville.

Just had loads of people taking photos of me.

It’s Nearly 12 .

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Starting To Get Dizzy From All This Spinning :S

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The London Eye I’m spinning around!

InformationI Spend Most Of My Time Spinning Around For The Enjoyment Of Humans, Done 9 years of it, I JUST WISH I COULD GO

FASTER!

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The London Eye Is Now Playing Farmville.

The London Eye Just had loads of fun taking new pictures!

The London Eye Has Just Leveled Up In Texas Poker!

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What happened to the American dream???

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Just had to send 200 dollars home to Alamos today. Really need a job.

On the look out for a new job. Any ideas?

Just dropped a tray of dishes and got fired.

Working long hours in the restaurant tonight

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I’m a very rich city, many celebrities live and record films in me. Basically i’m famous!

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My nickname Tinseltown refers to the glittering, superficial nature of me and the movie industry.

My climate is subtropical, I face mild wet winters and warm to hot summers.

I’m located in the west-northwest of America.

I’m famous. I can be located inside Los Angeles which is inside the state of California.

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I have gorgeous blue and green waters.

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HAVASU

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Havasupai Indians live nearby!

Lots and lots of people come and visit and photograph me.

I am a waterfall in the heart of the Grand Canyon.

I am 37 metres tall, and can split my chute into 2!

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Surrounded by sea

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Iceland

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I am a European country

I am located in the northern hemisphere

You can find me on a plate boundary

I’m an island

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By Jon

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In the middle of North America and South America

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Jim Mahak

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They recently had an outbreak of swine flu.

Just under USA

The country is in the southern hemisphere

I come from a country

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By Jake

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I’m made of chalk

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I am located on the south east coastline

I have six sisters

Me and my sisters stretch from Seaford to Eastbourne

We have a famous country park named after us

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Seven Sisters

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I have 52 states.

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USA

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My president is Barack Obama.

I am super powerful!

Washington D.C. is my capital city.

I am a very diverse country. There are lots of different cultures here.

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By Nick

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I am in North America

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Canada

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My capital city is Toronto

USA is next to me

Niagara Falls is so cool!

I am largest country in North America

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By Andrej

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I have the statue, Christ the Redeemer.

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Brazil

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My capital is Brasilia.

I am the largest country in South America.

My most populated city is Sao Paulo.

I am located in South America.

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By Lee