"Dude, Where's My Speeder" Game Outline/Script

7/29/2019 "Dude, Where's My Speeder" Game Outline/Script

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Dude,WheresMySpeederGameOutline/Script:

ACTI PLANET1 Tatooine(DesertPlanetwithasparsepopulation)

TheHomestead/MoistureFarm:Thestartingpoint,whereourhero,henceforthknownasTheKid,startsout.Heisbusytryingtofixamoisturevaporator,butlackstheparts

heneedstofixit.Hethenhasaheatedargumentwithhisstepdad,Steve,whocallsthe

kidworthless,ashismothertriestointervene.ThekidtellshimthathesNotmy

realfather!andleavesinhisbelovedspeeder.HetravelstoTheJundlandWastesto

tradewithsomeJawasinordertogetthepartsheneeds.

TheJundlandWastes:ThekidmeetsajawasandcrawlerintheJundlandWastesandtalks

to

the

main

jawa

in

charge:

Iziz.

The

jawas

need

three

piles

of

junk

that

they

have

misplacedaroundtheJundlandwastes.Thekidmustfindthemandbringthembackin

ordertogetthepartsheneedstofixthemoisturevaporators.Suddenly,heisattacked

byagroupofSandPeople.HedefeatsthefirstgroupofSandPeople.ThentheSand

Peoplearedrivenoffbyamysteriousstrangerdressedinrobes.Thestranger

introduceshimselfasBenKenobi.Hehasahovelnearbywheretheycanrest.Thekid

tradesthepiecesofjunktothejawasinexchangeforthepartsheneeds.Asathank

youfordrivingofftheSandPeople,Izizgivesthekidadroidlocomotor.Thekidshrugs

atthegift,andleaveswithBen.

Benshovel:AtBenshovelhetellsthekidthatheisstrongintheForce,whichishowhewasabletoholdhisownagainstthesandpeople.ThekidtalkswithBenaboutthe

Force,andlearnsafewthingsaboutcontrollingitsenergy,andusingitinbattle.Ben

alsogiveshimalightsaber.Thekidseesashinybluelightsaberinthesameboxasthe

otherone,andasksaboutit,towhichBenreplies,

Ben:Oh,sorry,Imsavingthatoneformyfriendsson.Buttakethisone,

man.Itsreallynice.ThekidthanksBenforthelightsaber.

ThekidthanksBenforthelightsaber.


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Ben:Keepithidden,untilthetimeisright.Thosethingshaveatendencyto

attractthewrongkindofattention,ifyouknowwhatImean.Youllneedit

oneday,sokeepitclose.

Thekidreceivesacallfromhismotheronhiscommunicatorandreturnshome,wishing

Benfarewell.

NOTE:Whenthekidfirstreceivesthelightsaber(apartfromturningitonin

Benshovel)hecannotuseit,ashelacksthepropertraining.Hewillnotbe

abletouseorequipituntilafterhemeetsYodaonDagobah.Ifthekidtries

toequipthelightsaberbeforethen,hewillreceiveamessageaboutitnot

feelinglikehesreadyyetandthatheshouldkeepitoutofsight,never

knowwhomightbewatching

TheHomestead/MoistureFarm:Thekidreturnshome.Hisstepdadispassedoutdrunk.Thestepdadswalletislyingonthetable,andithassomethingSHINYstickingoutofit.

ItisaforgedImperialIDcard.Thekidtakesit.Hismotheriscleaninguptheirhome.

Thekidandhismothertalk,andhetellsherhewantstoleaveTatooine.Shesaysshe

expectedthisforalongtimeandgiveshimthecreditshisrealfatherleftforhisson.He

asksabouthisrealfatherandscantdetailsareimparted:HisnamewasRekkzBondarr.

Hewasasmuggler.Hewasascoundrel.HewasAJedi?Hismothertellshimofhis

fathersunderstandingoftheforce,andthatheneveractuallytrainedtobecomea

Jedi.ShesaidhisfatherhidhisforceabilitywhentheEmpirerose,andthatoneday,

afterleavingonasmugglingjob,nevercamehome.Thekidtellshismotherhewill

leavein

the

morning.

He

goes

and

stands

on

the

ridge

outside,

and

looks

at

the

setting

twinsuns.

MosEisleySpaceport:ThekidarrivesviahisbelovedspeederontheoutskirtsofMosEisley.Hisgoal:ToobtaintransportoffTatooine.Helearnsfromseveralpassersbythat

thebestfreighterpilotscanbefoundatChalmunsCantina,butthatheshouldwatch

himself:Thatplacecanbealittlerough.Thekidclaimshesreadyforanythingand

travelstothecantina.Heparkshisbelovedspeederoutsideandwalksin.

ChalmunsCantina:Thekidentersthecantina,whichisabuzzwithnoiseandstrangealiens.Heapproachesthebarandordersadrink.Thebartendersayshelooksalittle

young.ThekidthinksfastandusestheImperialIDthathestolefromhisstepdad.The

bartenderreferstothekidasCommanderandquicklyserveshimadrink.Thekid

asksthebartenderifheknowsanypilotswhocangethimoffTatooine.Thebartender

pointshiminthedirectionofoneoftherearbooths.Thekidapproachesthebooth


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whereapilotandalargeWookieeareseated.Thekidtalkstothepilot,whointroduces

himselfasHanSolo.TheWookieesnameisChewbacca,orChewie.Theyareinneedof

somequickcash,andthisjobwouldbeperfect.Thekidlooksatthesatchelofcredits

thathisrealfatherlefthim,andoffersSolo10,000creditsfortransportoffworld.Solo

asks

him

where

exactly

hed

like

to

go.

The

kid

says

it

doesnt

really

matter.

The

kid

asksSolowhathisoptionsare,SoloexplainsthatheandChewieneedtoheadto

CorelliatomakerepairsontheFalcon.Solosaysfor10,000creditsheiswelcometotag

along.ThekidsaysyesandhandsSolothecredits.SolosaystomeethiminDocking

Bay45wheneverhesready.ThekidasksSoloifthereisroomforhisbelovedspeeder

intheshipshold.Soloaffirms,yes.Thekidleavesthecantinatopickuphisspeeder

andtakeitovertoDockingBay45.

MosEisleySpaceport:Thekidsspeederismissing.Itshouldbeexactlywhereheleftit,butitsgone.Hequestionsseveralpassersby,andoneofthemtellshimhesawa

coupleofshadowyfigurestakethespeederseveralminutesago.Thepasserbysays

thatthemysteriousthieveswereoverheardtalkingloudlyaboutthespeeder.Themain

thieftoldhisaccomplicethatitwasdefinitelyRekkzBondarrsoldspeeder,Idknow

thatpieceofjunkanywhere.Andthatthatscoundrelconnedmeoutofwhatsmine,

andthisspeederisjustwhatIneedtogetmyrevenge.Whenthekidasksthe

passerbywherethetwothieveswentafterthat,thepasserbyinformshimthey

mentionedthattheywereleavingalmostimmediatelyforAndoPrime.Idstartthere.

Goodluck,kid!

MosEisley DockingBay45:ThekidmeetsSoloandChewieattheMillenniumFalcon,inDockingBay45.ThekidfranticallytellsSoloabouthismissingspeeder,andthetwo

shadowythieves.HeasksSoloifhecantakehimtoAndoPrime.

Solo:Kid,for10,000credits,IcantakeyouallthewaytoCoruscant.But

asitsohappens,AndoPrimeisrightbetweenhereandCorellia.So,sure,

ChewieandIwillmakeastopover.Also,uhChewieandIhavetopickup

some

Medicine

were

smuggling

for

Jabba

the

Hutt.

So,

well

swing

by

Jabbaspalacerealfast.ThenontoAndoPrime!Hopin,andwellgetout

ofhere.

JabbasPalace:SoloandChewieloadcargoontotheFalcon.ThekidcanwalkaroundJabbaspalaceandtalktostrangealiens,justlikeintheCantina.Whenthekidreturns

totheship,Solosaysthehyperdrivemotivatorhasbeendamaged.Theyneed3parts


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togetittemporarilyworkingagain.ThekidmustlocatethepartsaroundJabbas

palace.Oneoftheitemsishiddeninsideacrate.Anotheritemishiddeninagratein

thewall.Thelastoftheitemsishiddeninastoragelockerthatisblockedbya

deactivatedastromechdroid.ThekidasksJabbaaboutthedroidandJabbasaysthata

smuggler

who

didnt

need

the

droid

anymore

left

the

droid

there.

Jabba

says

that

all

thedroidneedstofunctionagainisalocomotor,andthatifthekidwantsthedroidhe

canhaveit.Thekidusesthelocomotorthatthejawasgavehimonthedroidandit

springstolife.ItintroducesitselfasR5X9,andoffersitsservicestothekid.Thekid

shrugsandthedroidbeginstofollowhimaround.Thekidretrievestheitemfromthe

previouslyblockedstoragelockerandusesthemtotemporarilyfixtheFalcons

hyperdrive.SolosayssomethingabouthisgreatrelationshipwithJabba,andwhata

decent,understandingguyJabbais.Thekid,Solo,andChewieleaveTatooine.

TheMillenniumFalcon:ThekidisintheMillenniumFalconasitsoarsthroughhyperspace.Hecanwalkaroundandlookatdifferentthingsontheship.The

MillenniumFalconcontinuesitsjourneytoAndoPrime.

ActII PLANET2AndoPrime(IcePlanetwithasparsepopulation)

ElesaSpaceport(AndoPrime):TheMillenniumFalconlandsandthekid,Solo,ChewieandR5exittheship.Thekidsaysheisgoingtohavealookaroundtown.Solosaysthat

heand

Chewie

will

be

at

the

nearby

Cantina

ifthe

kid

needs

them.

Solo

thanks

the

kid

forfixingtheFalcon,anddeparts.Thekid(withR5)asksaroundtownaboutthe

mysteriousshadowyfigures.Acitizentellshimthathesawthetwocloakedfigures

unloadingasandy,beatupspeederfromtheirshipandputtingitintoalargemetal

crate,whichwasthenloadedontoagravsledandtakenoutintothesnowywastesof

AndoPrime.ThecitizensaiditlookedliketheymightbeheadedforJuakaCanyon,the

oldvoniumminingstation.Itstheonlythingoutinthedirectiontheyheaded.Idstart

lookingthere.ThekidheadsbacktothecantinaandlocatesSoloandChewie.Hetells

themthatthespeederbanditstookoffinthedirectionofJuakaCanyon.

Solo:Thatsroughterrain,andplentycold.WellneedtotaketheFalcontofind

them,wednevermakeitonfootinthisweather.IhaventsetdownonAndo

Primeinyears,sotheFalconsNavcomputerwontbemuchhelpgettingusout

toJuakaCanyon.Seeifyoucanfindsomeonewhocangiveusdirections.

Chewieandmewillbeinthecantina.


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Thekid:Whatareyougoingtodointhemeantime?

Solo:Wellholduphere,trytofindoutwhothesebanditsare.Trustme,wed

onlyslowyoudown.

Thekid

asks

around

town

and

manages

to

find

someone

who

says:

Citizen:Well,IdontknowhowtogetallthewayouttoJuaka,butIknowhow

togetHALFWAYthere.Theresawaystationoutontheicesheetthatisexactly

betweenhereandthecanyon.Iwilltradeyouthedirectionstothewaystation

forsomeAdegancrystals.Theycanbefoundinacavedirectlytothewestof

here,butwatchout!Thecaveisfilledwithicespiders!Theyrenasty!

IceSpiderCave:ThekidmustbattletheicespidersinbetweenpickinguptheAdegancrystals.

He

returns

to

Elesa

Spaceport.

ElesaSpaceport:Inreturn,thecitizengiveshimthedirectionstotheicesheetwaystation.Soloflysthefalcontowheretheicesheetwaystationisandsetsdown.There

isaRebelpilotatthewaystation.

ThekidthenaskstheRebelpilotforinfoaboutgettingtoJuakaCanyon.HesaysthathehasdirectionsfromthewaystationouttoJuakaCanyon,sincehehasbeenoutto

Juakabefore.

Hell

turn

them

over

in

exchange

for

some

imperial

probe

droid

datacores.ThepilotwantstoknowwhattheprobedroidsonAndoPrimehavebeen

recording.Theprobedroidsareallaroundthewaystation.

SnowyWastes:Thekidtravelsintosomenearbysnowywastes,andblastssomeimperialprobedroids,afewofwhichrelinquishtheirdatacores.Thekidreturnsto

ElesaSpaceport.

ElesaSpaceport:ThekidexchangesthedatacoresforthecoordinatesforJuakaCanyon.ThekidreturnstoHanandChewie,andwithNavcoordinates,theyflytheFalconoutto

JuakaCanyon.

JuakaCanyonVoniumMiningStation:Uponarrivingattheminingstation,Thekid,Solo,ChewieandR5finditdeserted,saveonedroidtechnician.Thedroidsaysthatthe


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minehasbeenabandonedduetoIceWorminfestation.Hesaysthathesawthe

banditsthekidwasafterluggingalargemetalcrateviagravsledintotheabandoned

mine.ThedroidoverheardthebanditsmentionmeetingwithaMandalorianona

landingplatformontheothersideofthemine.IfthekidwasabletoclearouttheIce

Worm

infestation,

he

might

be

able

to

follow

them

and

find

his

speeder.

The

kid,

Solo,

ChewieandR5mustbattleIceWormstomakeitthroughthemine.Therearealso

lockeddoorsthatwillhavetobepassedbyreplacingpartsinthem,aswellasfinding

hiddenswitchesinwalls.Therearealsocavedinsectionsintheminethatcanonlybe

passedusingspecialtoolsthatmaybefoundinthearea.Ontheothersideofthemine,

thegroupofheroesseesthetwobanditsmeetingwithaMandalorianbountyHunter,

BobaFettathisship,theSlave1.Themetalcratecontainingthespeederisbeing

loadedontoFettsship.ThebanditsarerevealedtobeCorsoFesst,contractthief,and

hiscopilotRankoTregg.

Thekid:Hey!Youguysaretheslimycrookswhotookmyspeeder!

CorsoFesst:Yourspeeder?Whatareyoutalkingabout,kid?

Thekid:Youstolemyspeeder!ItwasparkedrightoutsidetheMosEisley

cantina!Ithadawompratkeychaininit!Imadethatkeychain!

CorsoFesst:YourefromTatooine?ThenthatmeansOhboy.Yougotparents,

kid?Adad?

The

kid:

Well,

my

mom

lives

on

Tatooine.

My

dad

he

disappeared

years

ago.

Kindofasmuggler,Iguess.HisnamewasRekkz

CorsoFesst:Bondarr.YoureRekkzBondarrsson?Ohjeez,whatluck.

Thekid:Whatdoyoumean?

RankoTregg:Listenkid.Yourdadwentandgothimselfinalotoftroublewith

thewrongpeople,sonowourbosswantstosettlethescore.Yourdadhid

somethingveryvaluableinsidethatspeeder!Ourbossneedsit,and

CorsoFesst:

Dont

tell

him

the

bosss

plans,

idiot!

RankoTregg:Ourbosshasyourdadlockedupon

CorsoFesst:Donttellthekidwherehisdadis,idiot!

RankoTregg:Oh,right!


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CorsoFesst:Wellitdoesntmatteranyway,becauseweregoingtoendthis

righthere,rightnow.Saygoodbye,kid!

Thethugsdrawblastersandstartshooting.Thekid,Solo,ChewieandR5easilydefeat

thethugs,butamoredifficultenemyawaitsthem:BobaFett.Fetttellsthemthathe

hadoriginally

planned

on

keeping

his

end

of

the

bargain

to

deliver

the

speeder

to

the

mysteriousbuyeronAlderaan,buthefoundanotherbuyerwhopaysbetter:Darth

Vader!Fettistakingthespeedertohim,andtheresnothingtheycandoaboutit!They

fight!Thepartymanagestogaintheupperhand,andBobaFettretreatstohisshipand

blastsoffwiththespeeder.Thekidlootsadatapadfromoneofthethugscorpses.It

saysthatthespeederwasbeingdeliveredtoanunknownindividualonAlderaan.The

kid,Solo,ChewieandR5returntotheElesaspaceportandtakeoffintheFalcon.

INTERLUDE MillenniumFalcon

TheMillenniumFalcon:TheFalconisbadlyinneedofrepairs.Itmanagestomakeitto

Corellia,andlandsatCoronetCitySpaceport.

ActIII PLANET3 Corellia(ForestPlanetwithUrbancityscape,denselypopulated)

CoronetCitySpaceport:TheFalconlands,andSoloandChewiebeginrepairs.Thekidasksifhecanhelp,butSoloandChewiesaytheyhaveitcovered,andtellthekidto

havealookaroundthecity.Afterheisoutofsightofthespaceport,thekidpassesan

assemblyyardwhereseveralYT1300freightersarebeingbuilt.Theylookanawfullot

liketheMillenniumFalcon.Suddenly,ThekidreceivesaForcevisionofBenKenobi.

Ben:Heykid!Howyadoin?Sorrytojustappearlikethis,itsmyfirsttime

tryingtodothelongdistancething,sobearwithmeifthereceptionisfuzzy.

Howstheforcetreatingyou?DoyoustillhavethatlightsaberIgaveyou?

Great!Anyway,thereasonImcallingyoulikethisisbecauseIremembered

something!ItotallyjustrememberedthatmyoldbuddyYodaislivingon

Dagobah,andhesaysthathesgotsomestufftoteachyouabouttheforce!

StuffheknowsalotbetterthanIdo.Stuffaboutprotectingyourselfagainst

theDARKSIDE!

Kid:WhatstheDARKSIDE?

Ben:Uh,thatscomplicated,andIdontwanttogiveyoubadinfo.Gosee

YodaonDagobah!Hecanfinishyourtraining!Afterall,hetrainedme!

Kid:Um,okay.


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Ben:Alright,kid,Igottago.ImsensingadisturbanceintheForce.But

goodluckwitheverything!SayhitoYodaforme!

ThekidrecoversfromthevisionandreturnstoSoloandChewieattheFalcon.Hetells

themabouthavingtogotoDagobah.SolosaysthattheFalconsrepairswilltakeafew

days,so

the

kid

can

take

his

time.

The

kid

asks

Solo

how

he

might

get

to

Dagobah.

Solo

suggestsbuyingacheappreownedstarfighterfromoneofthelocaldealers.Thekid

goestoanearbystarfighterdealerandbuysasolidlookingXwingfighter.Heusesa

nearbytrainingterminalatthedealersbehesttofamiliarizehimselfwiththeXwings

controls.Afterlearninghowtofly,heleavesCorelliaintheXwing,withR5onboard,

andheadsforDagobah.

ACTIV PLANET4Dagobah(murkyswampandbogs,denseanimalpopulation,nearlyno

humanoids)

ThekidflieshisXwingtoDagobah,andlandsitinamurkyswamp.Heexitsthecraft

andexplores,withR5closebehind.Thereareseveralcreatureencountersherewith

variousswampbeasts.Finally,thekidhappensuponatinygreenalienoutsideofa

littlehut.

Thekid:AreyouYoda?

Yoda:Yes!YodaIam!Heeheeheehee!

Thekid:Um.Okay.

Yoda:Sentyoutome,ObiWandid.Continueyourtraining,wemust.

Thekid:WhosObiWan?

Yoda:AJediMaster!OnTatooinehelives.Sentyoutome,hedid.

Thekid:Oh,youmeanBen?BenKenobi?

Yoda:Mraaah!

Ben.

Silly

name!

Ben

Obi

Wan

calls

himself

now,

hrm?

Baahhh

Thekid:Whydoyoutalklikethat?

Yoda:Talklikewhat?Heeheeheehee!

Thekid:Nevermind.


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Yoda:WhyyouwishtobecomeJedi,hrm?

Thekid:IdontreallywanttobeaJedi.Ijustwantmyspeederback.Ididnteven

knowwhattheforcewasuntilafewdaysago.

Yoda:Whatsoimportantaboutspeeder,hrm?

Thekid:Itbelongedtomyfather.Myrealfather.Ijustwantmyspeederback.

Only

Yoda:Onlywhat?

Thekid:OnlynowIthinkmyfathermaybealive,andIthinkhesintrouble.

Yoda:Wanttorescuehim,doyou?

Thekid:Yeah,Ithinkso.Imean,heleftmeandmymomallalone,buthesstill

mydad.Maybehehasanexplanationforwhyhedidntcomeback.

Yoda:Hrm

Find

your

father,

you

will.

And

your

speeder.

Yes.

It

is

the

will

of

the

force!

Thekid:Really?

Yoda:Hrm.Yes.SeethespeederIdo.Coldanddark.Lockedawayitis.Likeyour

father

Thekid:Whereismyfather?

Yoda:Hrm.Difficulttosee.Clouded,yourfatherslocationis.Butfindhimyou

will!

Thekid:

How

will

Ifind

him?

And

how

will

Ifind

my

speeder?

Yoda:Patience!Onlywiththeforceasyourguide,willyoufindwhatyouseek!

Thekid:Oh,okayfine.Sowhendowestarttraining?

Yoda:Startnow,yourtrainingdoes!Heeheeheehee!

Thekid:WhatmustIdo?

Yoda:Threetrialsyoumustface:

Thefirst:Atrialofhistory!ARebelshipcarryingpricelessartifactscrashedonto

Dagobahseveral

days

ago.

Abandoned

ship

in

orbit,

the

crew

did,

and

were

later

RescuedbytheAlliance.Now,halfsubmergedtheshiplies,inaswamptothe

West.Fromtheinterioroftheship,retrieveaJediholocronyoumust!Helpyouto

increaseyourconnectionwiththeforce,itwill!Butbeware!Withintheship,

dangerslurk!Useyourlightsaber,youmust!

Thesecondtrial:Atrialofservice!ADurospilotsshipcrashedhoursagointhe

bogtotheSouth.Crashing,manyshipshavebeenrecently.WonderIdo,about

thisFindthetrader!Helphimfixhisship!


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Thethirdandfinaltrial:Atrialofdarkness!Thereisacavenearwhereyoulanded

yourship.Stronginthedarksideoftheforce,thiscaveis.Aplaceofevil,butalso,

discovery!Enterthecave!Confrontyourdestiny!Takecontroloftheforcethat

dwellswithinyou!

Thekid:

Okay,

so:

Find

holocron,

help

pilot,

explore

cave.

Got

it.

Be

back

soon.

Duringthethirdtrial,thekidfacesoffinlightsabercombatagainsta

DARKJEDI,butcallsupontheforceanddefeatshim.Thedarkjedidisappears.Hewas

onlyanillusion.Atthefarendofthecave,thekidseeshisbelovedspeeder!Butittoo

isanillusion,replacedinaflashwithhislonglostfather.Thekidaskshisfatherwhere

hehasbeenforsolong,andwhyhenevercameback.Thevisionofhisfatherchanges

intoamirrorofhimself,whichthenexplodes.Thekidisleftaloneinthecave.Heexits

andreturnstoYoda.

Thekid:MasterYoda,thatcavewasreallystrange.Whowasthatdarkjedi?And

whatwas

all

that

stuff

with

my

speeder,

and

my

dad?

And

why

did

Imeet

anotherme?

Yoda:HrmThecavesvisions,understandyouwill,intime.Thedarkjedi,

unknown,heis.Facehim,youmust.Onlythen,seeyourspeederandfather

again,willyou.

[Alongwiththelightsaberbeingunlockedduringthefirsttrial,uponcompletionofthe

thirdtrialandthefaceoffwiththeunknownDARKJEDI,thekidreceivesTHEFORCE.

Hecannowuseitduringbattlestoincapacitateenemiesandstuff.]

Thekid:Sowhathappensnow?

Yoda:Nomoretrainingdoyourequire.Alreadyknowyou,thatwhichyou

need.

Thekid:ThenImaJedi?

Yoda:Notyet.Facethedarkjediandcompleteyourquest,youmust.Findyour

father,yes?

Thekid:Andmyspeeder.Dontforgetmyspeeder.ItsthewholereasonIm

outhere.

Yoda.

Yes,

yes.

Fine,

fine!

Speeder,

you

will

find

as

well!

Thekid:ButwhatdoIdo?WheredoIgo?

Yoda:VisittheminingcolonyonBespinyoumust.CloudCity,itiscalled.

CloudCity?Whythere?WhatwillIfind?

Yoda:Answers.Andmorequestions,aswell.


11/21

Thekid:Oh.Great.

Yoda:Nowgo!Hm.Maytheforcebewithyou.

Thekid:Takeiteasy,MasterYoda.

Yoda:Hrm.Yes.Easy,Iwilltakeit.Hrm.

ThekidtakesofffromDagobahoutintospace.HeplotsacoursetoBespin,andlands

atCloudCity.HeismetatthelandingplatformbyCloudCityAdministratorLando

Calrissian.

Lando:Hello!ImLandoCalrissian,theadministratorofthisfacility.Idgiveyouawarmer

welcome,butwereinthemiddleofacrisishere.

Thekid:Sorrytohearthat,Lando!Whatkindofcrisis?

Lando:WehadrecentlyfoundabuyerforsomerefinedTibannagasfrom

theplanetbelow,andwereinthemiddleofloadingitfordeliverytothe

Kuatdriveyards,whensuddenlywehadanoutbreakofTibannabeetlesall

overthestation!

Thekid:WhatareTibannabeetles?

Lando:Ah,theyrenastylittlebugswithatasteforTibannagas.Theyve

eatenuphalfthismonthssupplyalready!Nottomentionthegasthatwe

loadedfordelivery.Ifthiskeepsup,Illhavetoshutdowncompletely!I

alreadyevacuatedthestationuntilwesortthismessout.

Thekid:Well,Iwouldntmindhelpingout.Iwastoldtostophere.Im

assumingthiswasthereason.

Lando:Well,anyhelpyoucouldgivewouldbegreatlyappreciated,kid!

Thekid:So,isthereanyspecificwayyouwantmetohandlethis?

Lando:JustclearthestationofTibannabeetles,andifyoucan,trytofind

outwheretheycamefrom!

Thekid:Willdo.

Lando:When

youre

done,

report

back

to

me

so

Ican

tell

the

residents

andworkersthattheycancomeback.

ThekidwalksaroundCloudCity,facingwavesofTibannabeetles.

Onaledgeoutsidethestation,thekidissurprisedbyafigureindarkrobes.ItsaDark

Jedi!


12/21

Hahaha!IIknewIdfindyouhere!Theforceguidedmetothispathetic

miningstation.TheDARKSIDEoftheforcethatis!Imgoingtobringmy

masteryourhead!

Thekid:Wait!Whoareyou?

DarkJedi:Enoughtalk!Timetodie!

Thekiddefeatsthedarkjediinlightsabercombat.Hecontinuesalongthecorridorsof

thestation,untilhefinallyencountersZemmro.Zemmroisastrangealienwhoclaims

thatLandocheatedhimoutofrightstothestationyearsago,andthebeetlesarehis

revenge.

Thekid:Wow.Thatssomerevenge.Beetles.Yikes.

Zemmro:Quiet,twerp!

ThekidexplainsthatLandorecruitedhimtostopthebeetleinfestation,whichmakes

Zemmroquiteupset.

Zemmro:Ooooooh,thatCalrissian!Alwaysmuckingupmyplans!FirstIll

takecareofyou,thenIllgetmyrevengeonthatscoundrelCalrissian!

Thekiddefendshimselfagainstthestrangethug,andZemmroperishes.

OnceZemmroisdead,thebeetlesstopappearing.ThekidreportsbacktoLandoabout

thebeetles,DarkJedi,andZemmro.

Lando:Unbelievable!ADarkJedi,yousay?Andyoudefeatedhim?Thats

impressive.Andwow,IneverthoughtIdseethedaywhencrazyoldZemmro

woulddecidetoturnupagain.Guyalwaysheldagrudgeagainstme.Good

work,kid!Youreallysavedmyneckonthisone!HeressomethingIfoundin

myoldstoreroom.Thanksagain!

ThekidblastsofffromCloudCity,andreachesorbit,wherehereceivesatransmission

fromHanSolo.

Heykid!ChewieandmegottheFalconallfixedup,andwewerejustaboutto

deliverthatshipmentofspice Imean,uhmedicineforJabba,whenwe

weresurprisedbytheEmpire!IhadtodumpJabbascargointospace!Ihope

hesnotmad.Ah,whoamIkidding,Jabbasagreatguy.Imsurehell

understand.Anyway,ChewieandIareheadedbacktoTatooinetosortthis

messout.Thanksforthecredits,kid!Andthecompany.Goodluckfindingthat

speederofyours!

INTERLUDE: Thekidfliesthroughspace.Heappearslostinthought.


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Thekid:Well,nowwhat,R5?WhatshouldIdonow?BobaFetthasprobably

alreadydeliveredmyspeedertoDarthVader,andImstillnocloserto

knowingwheremydadisbeingheldcaptive.

R5:Boopbeepboop,fwizz!

Thekid:What?UsetheForce?Coulditreallybethateasy?

R5:Boopblipfweeeeet!

Thekid:Alright,Illgiveitashot.YodasaidIshouldclearmymind.Hmm.

Well,thatdatapadthatCorsoFesstdroppedonAldoPrimesaidhisoriginal

buyerwasonAlderaan.TheresawholegalaxyouttherewhereBobaFett

couldbemeetingDarthVader.SowhydoIstillfeellikeIshouldgoto

Alderaan?Well,Benalwayssaidtotrustyourinstincts!Holdtight,R5!Next

stop,Alderaan!

Onscreen

text

reads:

Meanwhile,

in

another

part

of

the

galaxy.

ItshowsRekkzBondarr,thekidsfather,inaforcecage,beinginterrogatedbythe

unknownDARKJEDI.

DarkJedi:AssoonasIgetthatspeeder,IllstealVadersperfectgiftfor

theEmperor,andhellfinallyletmeleavethisaccursedplanet.Ugh,Ihateit

here.AndImsuretheEmperorwillbepleasedtohavethenogood

smugglerwhotriedtodestroyhisgiftashisprisoner!

RekkzBondarr:WhenIgetoutofthiscage Notif.WHENIgetoutof

thiscage,Iamgoingtokillyou.Iamgoingtokillyousohard.

DarkJedi:

Save

it,

smuggler

scum.

The

Emperor

will

be

here

soon,

to

claim

hisprize!AndthenIllbehisfavorite!InsteadofthatjerkVader!HegetsALL

theattention.Whatanass.

RekkzBondarr:OhGod.NottheVaderspeechagain.

DarkJedi:DarthVaderisastupidjerk!IshouldbetheEmperorsfavorite,

nothim!Ugh!Itsnotfair!Well,whenIgivetheEmperorhisgiftinsteadof

Vader,thenIllbehisfavorite,andhellfinallyletmeleavethismiddleof

nowhereplanet,plusIcanmakeupsomestoryaboutVadertryingtokeep

thegiftforhimself!Hahahaha!

RekkzBondarr:Listeningtoyouwhineisliterallyworsethanactual

torture.

DarkJedi:Ah!Speakingofwhich Itstimeformoretorture!....


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ACTV PLANET4Alderaan(urbancities,arborealforests,snowymountains,densely

populated)

ThekidfliestheXwingtoAlderaanandlandsatAlderaSpaceport.AsheexitstheX

wingwithR5,heiswarnedbyaspaceportofficial:

Official: Heykid!Becareful!Therearestrangefolkabout!

Thekid:Whatdoyoumean?

Official:ItsthatscaryBountyHunter!Hearrivedtoday,andhas

beenmillingaroundtheWarehouseoutsideAlderaUniversity!

Thekid:WhichBountyHunter?

Official:Youknow,thatonewiththefunnyhelmet.

Thekid:BobaFett?

Official:Yeah,thatshim!AndnowDarthVaderishere,on

Alderaanofallplaces!Whathasthegalaxycometo?

Thekid:DarthVadershere?

Official:Yeah,hesmeetingwiththatBountyHunterrightnow,as

amatteroffact!

Thekid:Wheredidyousaytheywere,exactly?

Official:ThewarehousenexttoAlderaUniversity!Dontaskme

whythey

put

it

there.

A

warehouse

seems

astrange

thing

to

build

rightnexttoaschool.Anyways,seeya!

ThekidwalksfurtherintoAlderaspaceport,andsuddenly,heisstoppedbyafigurein

darkrobes.

DarkJediAcolyte:Whatluck!ImonemywaytomeetBobaFettto

getthatstupidspeederformyMaster,whenIrunintothebratwhos

beencausinghimallthetrouble!

Thekid:What?Whoareyou?

DarkJedi

Acolyte:

Im

aDark

Jedi!

And

Im

here

on

Alderaan

to

meet

withthatslimyBountyHunter,BobaFett,topickupaspeederthatmy

Masterwants.HesgoingtogivesomethinginsideittotheEmperor,

sothatVaderseemslikeoldnews!Andthenhesgoingtotellthe

EmperorthatVadertriedtokeepwhateversinsidethatspeederfor

himself!

Thekid:Ihatetobreakittoyou,butBobaFettmadeanewdeal.

HesgivingthespeedertoDarthVader.Reallystinksforyouandyour


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master.

DarkJediAcolyte:WHAT?HesdoingWHAT?Ofallthe!Waita

minute!Yourelying!Howcouldyoupossiblyknowtheintentionsofa

hardenedBountyHunter?Yourejustakid!Anyway,itdoesntmatter.

EvenIFBobaFettwentbackonhisword,Imstillgoingtokillyouand

bringyour

body

to

the

Guardian!

Thekid:WhostheGuardian?

DarkJedi:Oops!Iwasntsupposedtosaythatoutloud.Mymasteris

goingtobesoangry!

Thekid:IsyourmastertheGuardian?Ishetheonewhohasmy

father?

DarkJedi:Yes,theGuardianismymaster,andhehasyoudearold

dadlockedup!Youllneverseehimagain,becauseImgoingtoend

yourpatheticlifehereandnow!

Theyfight.Thekiddefeatsthedarkjediacolyte. Hewalksthroughtownthereisa

strangemanleaningagainstonewallofanearbybuilding.Ifthekidtalkstohim,he

sayshisnameisJones.

Thekid:Nicetomeetya!WhatareyoudoingonAlderaan?

Jones:Alderaan?Whatastrangename.I dontknow.Iwasatadig

siteinChina.Wewereopeninganancientvault,rumoredtobea

gatewaytoanotherworld.ThenIwashere.

Thekid:

Whoa!

Far

out!

Jones:IdontseeSallahoranybodyelsearound.Yousaidthisplaceis

calledAlder Alder

Thekid:Alderaan.

Jones:Right.

Thekid:Hey,youactuallylookalotlikemyfriendHan.HanSolo.

Dontsupposeyouknowhim?

Jones:Cantsaythenameringsabell.

Thekid:Well,goodluckMr.Jones.

Jones:ItsactuallyDoctorJones,butallmyfriendscallmeIndy.

Thekid:Goodluck,Indy.

Jones:Thankskid.IthinkImighttrytofindsomebodytotransport

mesomewhereelse.Igotabadfeelingaboutthisplace.


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Ontheothersideofthecity,thekidfindsBobaFettsshipoutsideawarehouse,witha

TieAdvancednexttoit.Therearetwoimperialsguardingtheship.Iftalkedto,theywill

alternatebetweensayingthefollowing:

Buzzoff,

twerp!

and

Heykid,everthoughtaboutjoiningtheEmpire?

Thekidgoesinside,andwalksinonameetingbetweenVaderandFett.Bothare

surprised.

Vader:HowdidyoulocateourSECRETwarehouse?

BobaFett:HeyVader!Thatsthekid!TheonefromTatooineand

AndoPrime!

Hes

the

one

who

owns

the

speeder!

Vader:Areyouserious?Well,whatshedoinghere?

BobaFett:Idontknow.Igottachecksomethingonmyship.Be

rightback.

Vader:Heykid!Comehere.

Thekid:Um.Yeah?Whatdoyouwant?

Vader:Relax,dontbescared.Ijustwannachatforabit!Say,did

youknowthatyourolddadhidsomethingsuperspecialinsideyour

speeder?

Thekid:Ivebeenhearingalotaboutthis,actually.

Vader:Ohhaveyou,now?Well,theresalittle.thinghidden

somewhereinsideyourspeeder,andIreallyneedit.Itsagift,you

see?Afterthat,youcantotallyhaveyourspeederback,andbeon

yourway.

Thekid:Well.Okay.Whatisthethingyouwant?

Vader:Thatshardtoexplain,butitsaboutyaybig,andyayhigh.If

youcould

just

tell

me

where

it

MIGHT

be,

Iwouldnt

have

to

cut

your

speederapart,whichiswhatmeandtheFettsterareseriously

considering.Itsareallynicespeeder,kid.Idhatetowreckit.

Thekid:Well.Somethingthatsize?Maybeitsinthelockbox

underthecenterconsole?Thepasscodeis1138.

Vaderopensthelockboxandretrievestheitem.


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Vader:Atlast!Withthis,Icanfinallymakeamendswiththe

EmperorformisplacingthoseDeathStarplans!

Thekid:WhatsaDeathStar?

Vader:What?

Shh!

Nothing!

Anyway,

thanks

for

the

help,

kid!

You

canhaveyourspeederback.

Thekidthinksaboutleavingwithhisspeeder,butdecideshemuststillrescuehis

father.Vaderisabouttoleavewhen.

Thekid:Hey,Vader.WhostheGuardian?

Vader:What!HowdoyouknowabouttheGuardian?!

ThekidtellsVaderaboutdefeatingtheGuardiansDarkJediAcolyte,andaboutthe

Guardianholding

his

father,

and

about

the

Guardians

plans

to

discredit

Vader,

and

givethegifttotheEmperorhimself.

Vader:WHAT?Ohman,thatreallygetsmygundark!Icantbelieve

thatguy!TryingtogetmeinbadwiththeEmperor!Meandthe

Emperorgowayback!Thatisjustunbelievable!Thanksfortelling

me,kid!Oh,man.IamgoingtogorightovertoWaylandrightnow

andgivethatguyapieceofmyhelmet!

Thekid:Wayland?

Vader:Yeah,itswheretheGuardianhangsout.Itsabignasty

planetwhere

the

Emperor

has

asecret

facility.

Its

probably

where

heskeepingyourdad.

BobaFettcomesbackin.

BobaFett:Hahaha!IrealizedIalmostleftwithoutmypayment.

Vader,payup,man.Ididgoooooodonthisone.Ididnteven

disintegrateanybody!Hey,wait.Whatsgoingon?

Vader:Fett,getyourstuff!WeregoingtoWayland!TheGuardian

triedtostealtheEmperorsgift,andalso,triedtomakethingsweird

betweenmeandtheEmperor.

BobaFett:

Whoa,

V

man,

thats

not

cool!

Hey

wait!

Did

you

say

THE

GUARDIAN?

Vader:Yeah,why?

BobaFett:Ugh!Ihatethatguy!Igotaholdofthisholographic

dancerprogramforJabbalastyear,arealbeauty,youknow?And

thisGuardianguydecidestopaysomeotherBountyHunterstoget

itforhim,becauseapparentlyWaylandissuperboring.Jabba


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almostthrewmeintotheSarlacc!ImcomingwithyouDarth.This

guysgonnapay!

Vader:Okay,Fettman.Cool.Cool.

Vaderturnsbacktothekid.

Vader:Heykid,ifyouwanttotagalongwithustoWaylandtorescue

yourdad,meandFettgotascoretosettlewiththisGuardianguy.

Ifthekidgoesovertohisspeeder,hewillsay:

NowaythatthisthingisfittingontheXwing.Uhoh.HowdoItakeit

withme?

Ifspokentoafterthisevent,Vaderwillsay:

Idlove

to

help

kid,

but

my

Tie

Fighter

is

pretty

small.

Idont

think

your

speederwillfit.

IfBobaFettistalkedtoafterboththeseevents,hewillsay:

Yeah,surekid,IllholdontoyourspeederforthetriptoWayland.Just

makesureyouremembertotakeitwhenwegetthere!

ACTVI PLANET5Wayland(industrialinteriors,exteriorsnotseen)

Thekid,Vader,andFetttraveltothefacilityonWayland.TheymeettheGuardianina

largehangar,

and

he

informs

Vader

that

he

is

too

late,

and

that

he

has

already

summonedtheEmperortoWaylandtoreceivehisgift.Vader,Fettandthekiddo

battlewiththeGuardianinturns.WhentheGuardianhasbeenweakened,Vadertells

thekidtogofindhisdad.Thekidfindshisdadlockedinaforcecage.Thekidexplains

howhefoundhisfather,andRekkzBondarrbecomesangry,tellinghimheshouldnt

havecome,andthattheymustdestroytheholocron.

Thekid:Whatsaholocron?

RekkzBondarrtellshissonaboutthestoryofhisfatherandtheSithholocron:

TheEmperors

gift

turns

out

to

be

apowerful

Sith

holocron,

which

could

destroy

the

galaxyinthewronghands.RekkzBondarrdidntknowwhattheholocronwas,only

thatitwasvaluableandhighlysoughtafter.Butdeathfollowedtheholocronwherever

itwent.Bondarrbecamecursedafterheobtainedtheholocron.Eventually,hefounda

buyerfortheholocron:TheGuardian,whoknewVaderwasalsoaftertheitemforthe

Emperor.Oneday,whileonhisship,BondarrwasenroutetomeetwiththeGuardian


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todiscussbusiness.Suddenly,theholocronactivated,andBondarrwasexposedtoa

terrifyingvisionofSithevil.

RekkzBondarrhidtheholocroninthespeeder,becauseheknewhewasbeing

followedbyImperialagents.Hethensearchedforawaytodestroytheholocron,so

thatit

would

not

fall

into

the

Emperors

hands.

While

on

Varl,

trying

to

learn

away

to

destroytheholocron,thesmugglerwascapturedbytheGuardiansagents.

ItwaseventuallytheGuardianhimselfwhorevealedtheonlywaytodestroythe

holocron:Toejectit,viaescapepod,intotheMaw,aclusterofblackholesontheedge

ofthegalaxy.

Beforethefatherallowshimselftoberescued,hesendshissonbacktothemain

hangar,whereVader,Fett,andtheGuardianarestilldoingbattle.Thekidmustsolvea

puzzletoopenthedooronVadersTieFighter.Afterheopensthedoor,thekid

retrievestheholocron,returnstohisfather,andfreeshimbysolvingapuzzle.Rekkz

BondarrsaysthattheyimpoundedhisYT1300freightersomewhereinthefacility.

Aftertheylocateit,iftheytrytoleave,thekidwillsay:Icantleavewithoutmy

speeder!AtwhichpointhewillhavetobreakintoBobaFettsshipbysolvingapuzzle.

Oncethekidhashisfather,theholocron,andhisspeeder,theycanblastoff.They

beginstoleave.

Meanwhile.ThereisascenewhereVaderfinallydefeatstheGuardian,andcutsoff

hisheadlikeatotalbadass.ThentheEmperorarrivesinanimperialshuttle.Vadertells

theEmperorthattheGuardianwastryingtotarnishtheirrelationship,andthatVader

gotitallworkedout,anddefeatedtheGuardian.

TheEmperor:Goodwork,LordVader.

Vader:Master!Ihaveagiftforyou!

TheEmperor:Ah!Agift!Ilovegifts!

TheEmperor:Andjustwhereisthis,gift?

Vader:Justonesec!Illgogetit!

Vaderrunstohisship,andimmediatelyrunsoutandbacktotheEmperor.

Vader:Uhoh.

TheEmperor:Whatisit,LordVader?

Vader:Itsgone.

TheEmperor:What?


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Vader:TheSithholocron,itsgone!

TheEmperor:ItsGONE?!

BobaFett:Weeeelllll,lookslikeitstimeformetobehittintheold

dustytrail.Takeiteasy,Vader.Emperor.

FettleavesonSlaveIinahurry.

TheEmperor:Whathappenedtotheholocron?

Vader:Idontknow!MeandFtownwerefightingtheGuardianand

thatkidwasrunningallovertheplacetryingtofindhisdad,and

OOH!!!

TheEmperor:WHAT?

Vader:Ibetthatkidtookit!TheGuardianwasholdinghisdadhostage,

and

SuddenlyRekkzBondarrsshipblastsoutofthehangar,andintospace.

TheEmperor:Vader.IWANTthatHOLOCRON.

ThekidandhisdadarepilotingtheFalcon.RekkzBondarrsaysthattheyneedtogetto

theMaw,andthattheImpswillbehotontheirtail.Thekidmustrepairseveralthings

aroundhisfathersship.Ifthekidlooksatcertainpartsoftheship,hewillsayhowit

looksexactlylikeHans.Thekidfixesthebrokensystems,andtheshipjumpsinto

hyperspace.MomentslatertheshiparrivesattheMaw,andthekidloadstheholocron

intothe

escape

pod.

As

he

does

so,

the

Falcon

receives

aholo

message

from

the

star

destroyerthatispursuingthem.ItstheEmperor,withVaderhidinginthebackground.

TheEmperorsaysthatinexchangefortheholocron,hewilltrainthekidtousethe

darkside,andthatheandthekidcanrulethegalaxy.Thekidsaysthathealreadyhas

everythinghewantsinlife.Imasmuggler,likemyfatherbeforeme.Thekidpresses

thebuttontoejecttheescapepod,anditsailsintotheblackholecluster,disappearing

forever.TheEmperorisunderstandablyupset.

TheEmperor:Vader,sohelpme,ifyoudontfindthoseDeathStarplans.

We

see

Rekkz

Bondarrs

ship

alight

outside

the

Moisture

Farm

on

Tatooine.

We

then

seeanimageofthetwinsunset,overlaidwiththefollowingtext:

RekkzBondarrandhissonreturnedhome.Whilethekidwasgone,hisawfulstepdad

StevewentandgothimselfcrushedunderaJawasandcrawler.Rekkzwasforgivenfor

hisyearsawaybyhiswife,whowasmorethanhappytoseehimandhersonagain.The

familymadethemostoflifeonTatooine.Thekidgrewintoaprosperoussmuggler,


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usinghisforcepowersaskeenadvantageoverthecompetition.Heeventuallygothis

ownship,withR5ashiscopilot,andneverlookedback.

HemadeenoughmoneytobuyhisfamilythelargesthouseonTatooine.

Andto

this

day,

he

still

finds

time

to

race

that

old

speeder

around.

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