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DOCTORS PROPOSE TORTURE BILL"The spotless white corridors

gleam in the morning sunlight

creeping in through opened win-dows; the first breezes of springspeak of new life bursting forth.And suddenly a shriek of terrorfills the atmosphere; spring andsudden death-an ironic mixture.The medicine men have won an-

other victory; another of man'sbest friends lies dead, victim oftorturers so foul las to shame evenHitler's dreaded S.S. As we arefinding but Germany does not havea monopoly on depraved individ-

uals. But in this country such in-

dividuals, prohibited by law frompracticing their grisly professionon other human beings, use help-less animals to satisfy their per-verted needs."

The -above is an eyewitness ac-count of what has become a daily-or would hourly be more correct-occurrence in all of our hospitalsand medical colleges today. Thereport continues: "And yet theseso-called 'humanitarians' have theeffrontery to come before the citycouncil of Boston and the legis-lature of the Commonwealth ofMassachusetts and ask for evenfurthers license in carrying outtheir depraved acts." So spokeCouncilor Szhmoe at the hearing

on the Molan-Niles bill held in theGarden auditorium yesterday.

Schmoe Speaks Strongly"These sadists must be extermi-

nated!" spoke Schmoe at the hear-ing yesterday. "Turn over strayanimals to these torture 'labora-tories instead of granting them adecent death by -gas or electricity?For civilized men there can be onlyone answer; down with the doc-tors! " Immediately after this force-ful defense Of humanitarian prin-ciples Schmoe suffered a severestroke. His physician, however,believes that with proper rest andcare he should be able to resumehis attack on "mnedical barbarity"in a few weeks. l

Shocking Facts Revealed

Even more shocking than therevelation of the extent to whichthis degradation of science hasspread was the fact that the mindsof many young men and womenare being permanently pervertedto conform with the medical "partyline" in colleges and hospitals. Apoll of students in one of the fore--most medical schools in'the BEs-toll area showed not ONE SING-LESTUDENT opposed to the savagebarbarism which has become socommonplace. A oll taken amonga group of student nurses was nomore promising. It had been as-sumed that all of the present-day

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All of the $25,000 stolen from the Tech Coop last Friday was returnedthis morning in much the same manner it was taken. A man suddenlyappeared near the cashier's desk in back of the Coop, planked the bagcontaining the 25 grand on the same spot from which it was taken, anddisappeared as before, only empty handed.

In spite of the more desirable circumstances of the "return," threegirls fainted, several students dashed out brandishing slide rules andthe police were on the scene within a few seconds, whereas it was halfan hour before a squad car was available in the robbery. All observersagreed that the "returner" leaped into a new flashy red Buick con-,vertible and dashed off in all directions.

POLICE CONFISCATE BUICKA few minutes later, the getaway car was reported parked near the

Harvard Coop. Police immediately took it into custody. That eveningan irate local executive of the Harvard Trust reported his new redThomas L. Tulley, still being held

by Cambridge police in connectionwith $25,000 Technology robbery.

Buick convertible stolen from nearout alerts.

the Bank. Police immediately sent

A note with the returned moneyvery neatly explained the wholething as a practical college prank.It seems that a Massachusetts In-stitute of Technology Pourse XV(Engineering and Business Admin-istration) student was writing athesis on easy ways to make Irnea,and the Coop robbery was one ofhis experiments. However, he wasfouled up when the police arrestedone of the Tulley gang, and he wasforced to return the haul becausehis conscience bothered him.

TERACKi DOWN CLUEAlert police, however, were not

satisfied that this note eitherclosed the case or fully explainedit. A quick investigation showedthat the note was typed on one of

| the dime-per-half-hour typewritersin Wlalker Memorial. The keyswere entirely free of SIngerprints,but a thread was found on theedge of one key. With this clue,the police located the manufac-turer of the glove and the stores

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In a surprise move that threat-ened the heart of the nation's fa-vorite pastime, the Federal Bureauof Investigation and uhe Congres-sional Committee on UnaimericanActivities launched a probe into thebaseball world in an effort to ferretout the influences of Communism.Acting upon suggestions taken fromthe national press, which has desig-nated the baseball commissioner as"Comnmissar" B. A. "Chappy" Han-dler, and the Cincinnati ball club asthe "Reds," these two governmentorganizations moved swiftly.

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Model Of HarvardNude Pain g Found

Painting Adorns HallSearch Ends At Radeliffe

Harvard's face is rnud! Followingup a hot tip from the dean of Har-vard's dignified professors, thisnewspaper, making use of its un-usual news channels, has finally lo-cated the young lady who posed forthe notorious painting of a nudewhich was found hanging on thewall of a Harvard lecture room re-cently.

The chase was not easy. Althougha certain lady known as "Hussey

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Shielding his face from. the tumultuous reception, accorded him by alarge, enthusiastic crowd, General Emmett Mire leaves for Up-the-River,his first stop on a goodwill tour in regards to coming presidential election.

Dogeart, Idaho, April 1 (OPC)-| was made in response to a spon-1nthusiastic reports from campaign ! taneous groundswell of public opine

ieaders& all over tthe nation high- I ion that has swept the country re-lighted the last days before the cently. In his opening acceptanceopening of the conference of the speech the general commented, "Iifire for President Committee. In- bow lto the will of the people. Ingdicatlons arethat General Emmett| (CoNti~wed Otl, Page 3) lMire, whose fine job in the recentconflict as No. 19 procurement of-lOficer for the Army Air Force has|

Been brought to -the eyes of the lVICTOR Xx RPublic, may carry as many as twelve |Ehas switAXdelegates in the cominlg Wisconsinl

primnary. 11"VIvTAAAnd Wisconsin is only one of the

nany states that have rallied be-| because he fhird the-M~ire for President move-ll u[enft since the General made the| T.*NAIrprise announcement of his will- 'Toe Nal

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Miay Be Ganeg HeadlsThree policemen and one plain-

clothes cop were at a loss last nightwhen called to 33 Upswept Rd. inresponse to a riot call. Hurrying tothe scene they found quarreling Mr.and Mrs. John C. Brown fighting inthe streets as interested neighborsrooted on the side.

Unfortunately for the pride ofBoston's finest the couple proved tobe too much for them. After strik-

|ing Patrolmen Michael O'Shaugh-nessy and Patrick Reilley with beerbottles, the two law br~eakers turnedtheir attentions to the remaining

Returning in force the police wereable to apprehend the couple whoare now suspected of

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WE WANT MIRE

Solution Uncovered at RadcliffeIIt was discovered at Radcliffe

that all Harvard men were recentlybanned from the Radcliffe campus.Further investigation into this mostrecent of Radcliffe bans resulted in-directly in the exposure of the long-sought-for woman of distinction.

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The following statement was re- Mire in the driver's seat, prosperityceived from a leading political fig- is just around the corner."ure: "I hdeytily endorse the candi-| "in this day of crisis," saiddacy of Ge neral Mire for the Re- Colonel Bert MacCormmack, "wepublican nomination for President, need General Mire to lead usbecause tbtt will mean that, even I "through this day of crisis. Iqe, andmay win tale election in November." only he, can stand up to Russia.

(Signed) Harry S. Froman Too long have our politicians pros-Senator Claghorn had this to say: trated themselves before the Sovi-

"General Emmett Mire has shown ets; we need a man who can takeextreme fortitude and statesman- it standing up."ship in his dealings with those "General Mire is well suited fordamyankiees in Washinigton, which the job of President," said Wardenmade himn come out much to the John Bull of San Quentin. "Whengood." h e is elected to the presidency in

Mr. Pumpem, Preside:t o November, he will have served one,B.B.M.A. (Big Business Men's As- term already."I

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graduate docto>rs and nurses weihopelessly lost but it had bee

To the Editor hoped by some that the younge:The Boston Reamer moepliable minds of ;he studentBostonl 999, Mass. would nut have become permaDear Sir: nently warped.

W~e wish too take this opporturgy Molan-Niles Bill Unmaskedto protest the outrageous practice And now these so-called liberalnow being employed by the Metro- who claim to have -the good cpolitan police force with regard to humanity at heart have the audacapprehending of suspects for every ity to ask for the use of "straysfelony that occurs in our beloved in carrying on their hideous exmetropolis. There is no family that prmnsexrimet hc ahas done more to further the inter- lead to no possible good for thiests of the area in the way of con-eua race. No longer contentributions to charity and general wihkdapngsryaiahelpfulness to the community in fromthekdapn strae h y nwasknal.which we reside. permission to enter the hopmes o:

Naturally, you can see the most honest citizens and forcibly re.embarrassing position in 'which we move the family pets. Childrerare placed whenever a serious rob- cry out. in the night for the trueslbery occurs. Can the general pub- companions they have ever knowelic blame the members of the farm- companions they will never seeily for desiring to take a hasty trip again in -this world. Widows arewhenever it is announced that, for robbed and beaten by thugs whcinstance, the Harvard Coop has have easy access now that thebeen burgled? For, with the one- family defender has been roastedtracked mind of the combined po-ali-ve over a slow fire. War dogslice forces, it seems a foregone con-gv hi l t aeORbyclusion that within a matter of whomgv thei all tons avdte ouraophours, the strong arm of the law from mthenlermas, denid wther Japwill knock at the door of our hum- weksinte moi nless ofde iednaer forlble abode (next door to Mayor Bur- weeksin thdes nare ofra icked bywhileley) and beckon us to spend a fewher bdieseares wricke bghastlyveyears with them in their sumptuous tropical dsasrios whioblem l n heveJail. (Come to think of it, our benie Satseros androble winchacueneighbor is a better prospect.) WUnitd Staes nefi forl whicha cure

Therefore we wish to publicly an- woul beriefitnlye omrtsonounce that at no time has any o Z ,member of this family been in- Wiitness Speaksvolved in any felony, crime or mis- "If it were proper for us to unl-demeanor of which we have been derstand the mysteries of life theseso unjustly accused of late. We secrets would have been divulgedhope that this heartfelt plea will to us," stated another prominentserve as a reminder to the readers e witness. "Experimenting with theof The Reamer that- when our re- | ultimate secrets of the universe canspective trials come up in the near 1 lead to no possible good; the godsfuture, we will be greatly apprecia-e do not trifle with presumptuoustive if ally of those with a desire to Itmortals."

see justice done, will appear in our!8 "For Us To Choose"behalf as character witnesses. |"It is for us to choose,'"- declared

Yours very truly, another councilor, "the courseThe. Tulley Family.| whicdh civ~ilizationl is to take in this

country by setting an exampleNulde which others will certainly follow,

(Cooiltizlued frolic Page 1) athey always have followed Mas-sachusetts in the past. Will we ads

wilth the rustling bustle" was moss -ac otehgetsate of en-willng to acknowledge herself as vance ten thyet hi chieved bythe artist, she was rphellta~nt 1;Qo j (101W1 W nui al vulge any information concerning Neolithic period of witchdoctors,the person who sat for the painting. ignorance, and primeval slime. Re-

VainSearh atWellsley Ject the Molanl-Niles bill and castSo there remained nothing but, ot of society those elements un.

the original work of art and the I abet siouteteesneoFreundian instincts of the manag- I civilization and we will realize theing board to help in the search for; fomr astisifmu ic

sth feme ithth lose imoo-"itof legislation, permit these sadistsAn~~~~~~~ Ixuso oteWn~e to Control our society amd we shall

campus was immediately decided, lv oseartr obraiupon. Realizing that an ope in O ruelties as yet undreamed of.vestigation would be to no avail, a, "Irf it comes to a choice betweenvery secretive but inclusive inven- medicine and civilization, medi-

tory~~~~~~ ~ wsudrae- Vr0Scine will have to go!".methods were employed in an at-!lempt to uncover the possessor of -L.S.T-,he outstanding feature of feminine I' WHT n ifrniLOST aioTxpulchritude tata was illustrated in;iW R:Rom227-,he lecture hall painting, These WHEN: About two weeks agonethods are now held by a movie WHY NEEDED: To pass M-22;yndicate in preparation for the RETURNABLE: Ben Weinzweig,oming picture, "The Casanova WHERE: Room 302 at Walker Mom.

Gaining no success but plenty of Ifi' 'b h)ractical experience at Wellesley, If itsaob.h"he detectives left for the less excit- Visit the largest ang but more fertile grounds of the Hobby Shop in I'Cliff Dwellers." I

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ASSOCI ATE BOARDG~uy C. Bell, '50; David B3enenson, '50; Stanley L. Chaliknd, 50, Norman B. Chamnp, Jr., 150;Jon L. Ganger, 150; Karl Goldberg, '49; David A. Grossman, 50- Jerome K. Lewis, '50; DavidW. Marcus, '50; Donald W . Ramsey, '49; David Reiner, '50; Sander Rubin, '50; Irving Weinz-weig, '50; Harrison C. White, '50; Edward J. W\olz, Jr.

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ED)ITORIAL BOARDRichard Bakal, '48; Carleton H. Boll, '48; Benjamin J. Brettler. 148; David Cist, 148; Earl W.Eamnes, '49; Louis F. Kreek;, jr., '48; Jerome D. Krinsky, '48, John D. C. Little, 48, William B.Maley, '48; G. Kendall Parmelee, i48; Peter H. Spitz '48; Adrian P. Van Stolk, 149; John W.We!'_ '48; Joseph Yanciunas, '48; Willia~m R. Zim.nierman, '48.

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Few times in our history has this great coupnt"'.-7,, establishedby WAashington, and protected by Lincolln, faced a cr'isis asgreat as the mnenace of Communism, engulfing Europe andspreading to the rest of the world. But there is a man who canmeet the challenge ! General Mire, with his Nvorok duringthe past conflict, has shown himself capable of thwarting thethreat to capDitalism. Free enterprise, the great Americanpro~fit system, and strong policy are his by-words!

Trhe unselfish attitude he has taken in consenting to bedrafted for the highest position in the land'. is further evidenceof his magnanimouls character, and his unselfish interests forour great land!t

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DAILY REAMERAblout a year ago this time, the staff of The Tech5, as the

result of long scanning of the Boston papers, came up with itsinterpretatioin of their method of presenting the news of Bostonand the world. The result was The Daily Reamer.

That first issue met with quite some success and alsoallowed the staff to relieve their frustration with the weeklyroutine of Technology news. Therefore, woe havte a lrepeatthis year.

In the editorial column of that first issue, we said: "Thisissue was planned and put out in a spirit of 'Fun, not malice."However, awhile this issue is just a hoax, we sincerely believethat most Boston papers do not represent the height of jour-nalistic endeavor!" Our sentiments have not changed.

Of course, the news changed. Last year, the emphasiswas on the Black Dahlia killing (:Red Carnation to Reamerreaders), obscenity in Forever Amb-er (Toujours Chartreuse),and the Elevated fare. This year it is vivisection, women-in-bars, and of course the election year. However, the approachis still the same. The emphasis is on screaming banner head-lines, designed to sell papers. The coverage is still biasedand designed to play up the lurid aspects of life. This styleleaves much to be desired in comparison to the unbiased, well-rounded, unemotional coverage of the- New York Times andThe Christian Science Monitor.

It is against this sensationalism that we want, to rebel

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mention but I -want to return to the is s u ch a 'neat housekeeper other is rumored to be the mistress of

homes and various indust e and only. Ihave also finished Would compl, in. No t she Tracy Cooper;

formerly Miss Sarah six

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ne in a pair of socks for him and don't stoo a only II Weeell, I have it

Shannahan of 13 Market St., BOS_ securities I knew we had sor r�ial d me up but told as he from very reliable sources t-hat

ton gave us the inside story on her terests in common.,, know What to do w,,th them.,, -me that he a is about to be engaged to

romances Literally swept off her It did nottake 101129 for This Situation is not an unusual had to stay home wi

feet by the debonair Charlie, Miss Es lanade of 1944, "Cookie," on other 'When 1 th his grand-' Gene Rogers the ex-husband of

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Planar OW While following her all over the YOU to keep 'UP Youracqu intances obvious that Your friend is shy and 'light at Cirols, Where Gene and

country and showing her around with the other -boys; Ones that bashful and afraid to approach ulnphrey Montgomery had their

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Mofor-Tirft ire excellent condlfi,, here in Boston at that gathering forget about the one and onl the initiative and t.' take 0 all that

offer ovej- $1,100.00. place for alleelebrities, clTh is probably forgetting you Y Who he is missing. -show him what Was more in Myrna

or LI 2.27 ter Latin." e Quar- as the next girl will as fast

thoughts Of IS eyes

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they don-It fit you, only eighteen years Old, -but at a e Myrna first thing this morn_

unravel them and starta sweater. party last Saturday, a fellow from ng to confIrIn the news, and al-

UPLE DA actually kissed though she -was

me on the

unwilling t- admit

op mouth. I am terribly

the truth Of the report, she did sayworried; win(Continued from Page x) get a babypj, that, "Gene and I are very goodthat

-T Trust confess that my friends," and his eyelashes a,, sooo

SQUARE. BOSTON, MASS. sOld there. With a little fur- never told me about su mother long and appealing.

ch things'.11 P, t YOU can ex-

rher investigation they 'had suffi_ and she SaYs that pec Official news Of the engage-

P" SENTS COUPLE DA she Won't tell me ni

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aroled Yuntil MY seventieth birthday, So

-EVE"y FRJDAY NIGHT member ' that AT ITS gang. Of the Tulley -really donit know. More news Exclusive! MarciaBut if DeHavilland

and Orson Bogarttww

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Another ex

ang returned the 25 dollars to cover mailing costs.elusive! Loretta Davis and Greg-

grand -to the Coop 'as that was aWOODY BROWNE, HIS PIANO AND ORCHESTRA lesser amount than the Police were (All rights reserved) OrY Hope 'Will be married in Beverly

ADMISSION $1.90 A COUPLE; TAX INC. asking forCOUPLES ONLY hail to get their first

next Sunday afternoon. It -will

member released.

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be Loretta's fifth marriage Greg-ory's fourth. Wh(Continued ftorl, Page 1) Your r en interviewed by!Pfoor.1ekr Loretta said, '971lisaged

GregOrY and I

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time itS ce

communist activities has man- are madly, but eps'

to infiltrate into the baseball wedding niadly in love." The

JEFFERSC World and persist for all these years was scheduled for lastwithout any

month but was delayed by the fail-

ROUCH DRAFT OF THE DECLARATION OF INDEPEN recognition Of what ure Of Lorettas divorce -from

DENCE their Wins have really been. We last husband to come through.shall endeavor to Prove that for the

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Past decade, the ball stadiums haveUNITED 5TAI'JES

been filled with comnlunistseve' in MirerY Phase of activity imaginable.

(Continued from Page .1Baseballs Carry Secrets these days it 'Would be coTvardly toThe ball Play r.5 ;are

turn doV401 In Xg. e-ow"e- - _e the confidence of thelOr mere Personal gain.-,.,cOunurrPutting valuable national secrer- n Therecovers Of the baseballs

is a growing realization allver the countrth they later parked inbleach

thet er stands filled With con, Birmingham, Y' if 'reports from

__W60tAX&11P1 to t _ tak Alabama, may beinunis sympathizers. We have defl- en as typical, that the fine job

.j nite proof Of one such action when General Mire has done in the pasta newsreel Of several Years ago

.1will ser,�e him in good stead in the

Plainly showed a well-known slug- ghest Office Of the land.

A.r ger 10intLjg to th V LIinformation '0 (int Where the Matia--, -Tt7j".�4"Z

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-reports from the East and West

'I Munist ideas Were Show, needs a man that haz seen

'Ale' ;g;;;j and still01-4, ? _Or_� 7_ are in back of the sales of action on many fronts in the re---.&.

hot dogs., Peanuts, etc., at exorbitantP.1117w-

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Miss Garlands spoke reminis-cently of her younger days here inthe Hub. "My Mother brought meup to a correct young lady. I wasn'teven allowed to bring home Father'sbeer alone until I was 12. She al-ways said that the only thing ayoung girl should do in this worldis look for a nice man to settle downwith and raise a family. I havelooked a long time for a man like'Chubby' and now I am going. to]Settle down for good."

The nuptial rites will not be per-formed until Mr. Mazumna's divorcefromn his fifth wife becomes eff ec-tive in about a month. At presentViola is living in an apartment nextto Mr. Mazuma so they may seeeach other every day. "Since I ama nice girl and don't want anyonegoing, around saying things aboutme, -we keep the adjoining doorsIlocked all the time," Viola con-cluded as she excused herself to godress.

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and redoubled, hoping North would desperation he led another spaderecognize this as a distress call and from his hand, whichWest had togo back into some other suit, but trump, North overtrumping withNorth paid no attention and laid the 10. A low diamond was re.his hand down, going into the next turned. South trumping with theroom for another double whiskey ace. South then led another spadeand soda. and again overtrumped West with

Even when West led the jack of the queen. Another diamond wasdiamonds, no glimmer of hope came returned to South's king of trumps

; to South, who merely came to the and South conceded the last trickconclusion that he had {better not to West's Jack of clubs, making sixlead trumps, and so proceeded to clubs, redoubled. Nobody could be-

Iplay kitchen bridge. He led three lieve what had happened, however,rounds of hearts and three of spades including South, so the hand wasand a second lead of diamonds gave not counted and the cards werehim eight tricks. More or less in dealt again, -Axel Kauffmann

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Fathers and mothers are spend-

ing their leisure hours and many of

their working hours, in low dives

neglecting their sons and daughters

who instead of taking up intellec-

tual pursuits such as going to

movies and burlesque shows as they

should. are spending hours in dimly I

lit Cambridge establishments mas-

querading as "candy stores" or,more to the point, "lounge bars."Thus said T. S. Aqluavit of the Watch& Wait society at an open session ofthe Sex and Sedition Committee ofthe State Senate yesterday.

"In one such establishment," saidSenator F. O. Cognac of Cambridge,the lights were so low that I couldnot even read the account of mylatest speeches in the Daily Reamer.And in spite of the manager's ex-cuses that this was done in orderto keep customers from looking ateach other, I maintain that the realreason was low, physical, sexual,sensual passion."

Senator T. B. Vodka of SouthBangtown remarked, "I have anidea that the Senator is referringto that place in Cambridge whichis decorated at regular intervalswith nets, wire screens, and artifi-cial trees designed to impede theprogress of chaste and innocentyoung girls who try to run out ofthe establishment while pursued bytheir rum-sodden escorts." Headded that "the wire screens arecovered with strange-looking de-vices whose purpose I cannot deter-mine, but which should be investi-gated by this committee."

Senator V. D. Pinard explained tothe committee that he had hadthese devices investigated. "Wefound that they were really phallicsymbols which, in combination withthe general decorative scheme,were designed to arouse the cus-tomers to a complete frenzy. Wesuspect that it is a plot by Moscowagents to ruin the morals of theyoung citizens of this country, andto lessen their respect for theirCountry, their Flag, their Mothers,and the System of Free DemocraticEnterprise Which Has Made ThisCountry What It Is."

Harvard CesspoolPlanned By Cotmeil

Cambridge, Mass. April I (OPC)-|This morning, the Cambridge citycouncil authorized an appropriationof one million dollars for the build-ing of a cesspool in the center ofthe Harvard campus to alleviate thecritical sewerage disposal problemnow facing the city.

In announcing the plan, the citycouncil pointed out that for the pastthree years the piles have beenmounting at the mouth of theCharles River and at the pres-ent time there is no possibilitythat these deposits will be ofsufficient importance to warrantthe removal for fertilizer purposes.

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