Welcome to my new legacy. This will be an Uglacy designed to create the ugliest possible sim in 10 generations. Here is my founder - the very pretty Disney Ugmo. All the family members will be named after Disney characters - I find this delightfully ironic as Disney is known mostly for it's cutesy stuff. This will also be a Matriachy - meaning that only females can be heirs.

Disney is a Family Sim - A Cancer with 7 Neat, 5 Outgoing and Active and 4 Playful and Nice points. Her LTW is to graduate 3 children from college. Shouldn't be too hard, right?

This is also a petacy, beginning with the founder - a giant schnauzer called Picard. All the pet heirs will be named after Star Trek characters. Why? Because I said so that's why!

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------**** At this point I would like to offer a disclaimer. What you are about to witness in this chapter is some pretty awful Sims 2 playing and awful abuse of a poor helpless sim. I apologise in advance for this... or if you like that kind of thing then I hope you enjoy!

Here is our um... start. Did I mention the handicaps yet? I went for an extreme start on a 5x6 lot but had to spend 1200 on the legacy tree. For some reason I was granted 20500 at start and I was going to family funds away 500 but i mean... 300 simoleons after the tree purchase would have barely bought me a toilet... The other handicaps are as follows: One way street (No Elixers), Free Roaming Ghosts, Storyteller (Founder and heirs must publish a novel), Fearless (Must choose on job chance cards, must not use repairman or influence to repair broken electronics, no burglar alarm, no fire alarm [this last one i added myself]). I'd like to add one of my own making as well called Desired Job - should a Sim (not pets) be fired from a job, they cannot attempt that same career path again UNLESS it is their LTW. I sense a long, hard road ahead of me...

First things first - find a job. Preferably something that's starting today that we can get to because we have a grand total of $30 available to us... Huzzah!! Disney Ugmo will begin her career as a stand-up comedian commencing at 3pm. Given the amount of ugliness and general discomfort that she's about to experience i think she'll have a lot of material. Picard will begin in the Security industry as a Snooper deterrent at 7pm. So, tonight you might be able to afford a fridge, or at the very least a grill.

"Just for the record, Lanthal, I hate you so very very much right now. In fact, I'm not sure that I could hate you any more than this."

Hmmm... I think we should try for Komei as a beginning mate.

"Turns out I was wrong. NOW I truly hate you."

"In FULL VIEW of the street... You couldn't have put the toilet on the OTHER SIDE of the wall?"

First impressions from the neighbours:Hannah: I'm desperate to get a ring!Marcel: I'm having a fantasy involving Hannah, John, a Llama and a LOT of jello!

Apparently Disney didn't look poor enough so Jill kicked over the trash can to accentuate the poverty just that little bit more.

Shelby Fairchild just LOOOVES the smell of her own hair.

$240 later and Disney has a new couch and a phone, with just enough left over to order a pizza in the morning. Oh, yeah! Living in style!

"*twitch* I am *twitch* going to go nuts *twitch* and it's only been one day... At least I can marry a Sim quickly and get some more funds going, right? RIGHT?!?"

Well... actually eXtreme start rules mean that you can't marry for a week.

“... *sob*... "

"You know the funny thing about having absolutely no money at all? You have to go to a restroom in a Sports Park to practice your charisma and have a shower! Wait, did I say funny? I meant mind-numbingly depressing... And as it turns out you CAN'T practice charisma at the Sports Park making my journey out here a waste of time!"

Here's a prospect for a suitor... Stuart Jakobsen. I think we can do better though...

Certainly can't hurt to network though. This guy seriously can't stop thinking about himself... he is doing it ALL the time.

Well... Picard got *reasonably* close to the toilet there, I guess...

The end of a long first stay and the start of an uncomfortable night.

"DIE!!! DIE EVIL CREATURES!!! I shall take out my hatred and rage on you!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!"

Yummy, nutritious breakfast!

Hunting bugs for fun while we wait for the dog to come home with a paycheck.

"Seriously, can we get a shower here?"

Maybe if the dog brings home enough money. Personally I'd like a fridge first. You can't die of poor hygeine.

Just stand there and primp for now.

Our saviour! Success on our first chance card and Picard comes home with a promotion! $600 added to the funds! I was able to add a bar fridge and give Picard a chewtoy. Still no shower/bath though.

"HATE! So much hate!!! I'd rather be in an Apocalypse!!!"

Such a bleak, bleak picture here. I'm not sure what I'm going to do to get this legacy on track.

Ladies and gents, we might have a winner here. Charlie Tang, he's got a nice big jaw going there and....

He's got a profile like an Easter Island head! Look at that NOSE!

All I gotta do is get Disney in the mood to do *anything*. We're back at the sports park where she can get her hygeine back up and help her fun out as well. Meeting Charlie will help her social. She is a very unhappy sim right now.

---------------------------------------*** Being new to Apartment life, I had NO clue what was happening with all the sparkly stuff. Still don’t, really.

"I'm seriously considering legal representation for the way I've been treated so far!"

Charlie: Oh, sweetie, you know nothing of hardship. Talk to sims who have been through legacies of Candi020765 or Cowforbrains. THEN talk to me.

---------------------------------------------If you're reading this and haven't, at the very least, read Candi020765's Uglacy then stop reading and do that first!

The sink is broken, the dog smells, the best meal Disney can make is a lunchmeat sandwich, there are holes all over the place and weeds as well. To top it off, Disney has another day off and therefore the income is still so minimal. This is going oh, so poorly. Forget Disney, *I'm* about to start crying!

Well... this guy has ugly *clothes*...

Now HERE is a future spouse! I can see the future being very bright if I can get him on board!

Unfortunately Disney was so exhausted that she fell asleep in the middle of the road before I could get her to greet him. She woke up to find Picard's car bearing down on her. At this point I noticed that she had a want to sell Picard!! I'm getting a bit concerned about her.

Picard's paycheck means desk and chair! Now Disney can get some fun up at home and I can get her to skill up in charisma and get a promotion. She can also start working on her novel as is required by the Storyteller handicap.

"Why hello there! No, it's not at *all* creepy that you greeted me as I walked out of a toilet stall!"

We made $36 selling the fruit from the legacy tree! That does almost nothing to help but it's a start, right? Incidentally, it is entirely this tree's fault - the fact that it cost $1200 that Disney is going through this hardship.

It's taking everything I have to keep Disney going that poor Picard is being rejected. Curse you, eXtreme start! I need a sim moved in here now!! 3 more days until i can get a Sim in here!

Thanks a lot chance card... Disney lost her job...

La Shawn does not approve of Disney's aroma. I love the calm look on Disney's face that just seems to say. "One day I shall find and kill you."

Stuart Jakobsen is not only Disney's only friend, he's very good at cleaning for us as Disney has ZERO desire to do anything.

No, really, this is the ONLY spot where he pees. Right next to the toilet.

Some pillow-fighting was a good fix for her fun and social freefall, but it was only temporary and wasn't enough to get her in a good enough mood to look for a new job. She really needs a good night's sleep and a decent feed.

As it is, the best i can get her to do is binge on instant meals. With winter approaching and being totally unable to afford walls I felt at this point that things were going to go very, VERY badly.

Picard was refusing to go to work so there was now ZERO income.

Everytime Disney falls down asleep i hear the aspiration completion dinging sound. I think Picard secretly enjoys watching Disney's demise...

I only noticed much later that there was a grill at the Sports Park which would have helped to fill both hunger and social at the same time while allowing Disney to refresh herself in the showers downstairs. ARGH!

Holy BOOLPROP! Look at that face!! This guy looks like his hobby is running at brickwalls! We'll be hanging onto this one for a few generations time!

Yeah... see *this* is bad... when the snow starts falling and she's still living outdoors... She only has to last the night and then we can move in Stuart to be her breeding companion. I hope she lasts the night...

There was a lot of snow falling and the poor girl was freezing to death so I sent her downtown to warm up with some coffee and get out of the cold. Of course, that meant spending the last few pennies she had.

I sold everything except the the dog bowl, the phone and the desk that the computer was sitting on (the one that whatsizname gives you). I couldn't put the computer back into Disney’s inventory and eXtreme rules state that you can't sell it. So the desk had to stay as well.

I gave her something to do (i.e. call Stuart and max that friendship as much as possible before inviting him over) in the hopes that she would remain indoors and relatively warm...

And, of course, she got sick with the flu. Yay. She just kept hacking away outside no matter how many times i asked her to go indoors.

Eventually I lured her inside with the promise of calling for delivery food (which I promptly broke) and she fell asleep on the floor.

Stuart came around first thing Monday morning and out of sheer desperation more than anything else I got him to move in with Disney to (hopefully, please, Boolprop) begin the next generation of this, so far, disastrous legacy.

Turns out Stuart is a lowly Bookie with only $2000 to his name but that is a LOT more than what we had before so we'll take it. He's a 9/2/6/3/5 Knowledge sim with a LTW to become a Criminal Mastermind

Our new humble abode... not much but it has a fridge a bed and a shower. That'll do Pig... that'll do.

Disney was healthy and happy! FINALLY!

They had to join forces to clean up outside because no matter how green she was indoors, the instant Disney stepped outside she was in a bad mood.

"What have I gotten myself into with this vermin infested cesspool of a legacy lot?”

"Ugh, these holes are never-ending. I really dislike that dog..."

It took a REALLY long time to fill in these three holes.

I was finally able to get Disney in a good enough mood to look for a new job and she got promoted! That's what I wanted to see! A bit of extra income to try and make their lives a bit more livable so that they can start popping babies.

It's not much of an extention but there's a Microwave! They can start eating real(er) food!!

With Disney finally in a good mood, I was able to get her started on her novel for the storytelling handicap.

Another promotion - to Con Artist - means that we have bit more money to liven the place up. Should save up for the wedding and the kids though methinks.

“So I hear that Yoosung the pizza delivery guy was concieved during a visit to the zoo!”

This is Keira Andrews. Stuart has been heartfarting non-stop around her and autonomously admiring her. This is a problem that may need to be dealt with.

We spent some of the promotion money on a bath so that poor Picard could finally get washed and on some flooring and wall coverings to make the environment inside a bit more appealing.

Disney was promoted to Rookie and brought home yet another ugly candidate. Doing this as a Matriachy should work out pretty well I think...

"Stuart... you aren't the prettiest to look at, but you don't look like a bulldog either, so you're good enough for me. Howzabout we get hitched?"

And so they're engaged.

"The only way that *I'd* get engaged to someone like Stuart would be if he made a wish to a genie!"

I don't care how much of a neat sim you are... when commanded to clean the smelly, disgusting toilet that is giving off green fumes it should not be met with an enthusiastic "Yeah!" gesture.

Stuart expresses his opinion of Disney in the bath.

Disney had barely hung up the phone from organising the wedding party when Stuart started on the booze!

Nicholas made a straight-line for the fridge and grabbed a beer. Don’t worry about congratulations or even saying “Hi!”…

Boozehound…

When smustling goes bad. Disney looks like she just got elbowed in the face by her future husband.

"To Disney Ugmo! For giving the truly hideous sims hope that, one day they, too, might find love!"

Immediately after tying the knot, Stuart proceeded to clean up. How very romantic.

The party took a bizarre twist when Luc decided he needed a bath. The party finished as a roof raiser, however, and all was well.

And as the Limo pulls away I shall leave this first chapter here. It’s been a *rough* ride up until now.

Next chapter will see the children introduced and this legacy really starts rolling. Still not really sure where the money is going to come from though…