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    Destroying the One Ring: A Guide for Hobbits

    By Daniel Stepanov

    This guide is intended for hobbits, of all

    levels of experience and knowledge, who

    reside in Hobbiton who wish to destroy the

    One Ring. By following this guide, a hobbit

    will be able to optimally navigate himself

    from The Shire (Hobbiton) to Mt. Doom

    (Mordor) in order to destroy the One Ring of

    Power. Where relevant, this guide includes

    useful information on necessary waypoints.

    Pertinent data such as demographics and

    topography of specified regions can be

    found in the appendix.

    The One Ring of Power was secretly forged

    by the Dark Lord Sauron in the forge of Mt.

    Doom during the Second Age. He created

    the ring and 19 others (given to 19 Kings) in

    an attempt to rule over all of Middle Earth.

    The One Ring can control all of the other

    rings which allowed Sauron to corrupt the

    rulers of Middle Earth. Sauron lost the One

    Ring during the War of the Last Alliance

    and for roughly 3000 years the ring

    corrupted all who wore it despite efforts to

    destroy it. In order to destroy Sauron, the

    One Ring must be destroyed. This guide

    assumes you currently possess this ring of

    power and that you intend to destroy it.

    Materials Needed

    1) The One Ring of Power2) At least 1 companion

    3) Gandalf (Grey or White)4) Food (i.e. Lembas bread)

    5) Weapons6) Toiletries (optional)

    7) Star of Earendil (acquire in Lrien)8) Tent/Shelter

    9) Boat w/ paddles10)Mule (optional)

    11)First Aid kit12)Clothing and/or armor

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    Conventions

    Path Alternatives

    This guide assumes that the hobbit intends

    to travel to Mordor by foot. Any use of

    teleportation or giant eagles shall not be

    considered. Additionally, this guide assumes

    that the hobbit in question cannot pass

    through the realm of Isengard.

    Below is a map of Middle Earth displaying 3

    different paths one can take to get to Mt.

    Doom from The Shire. The red line indicates

    a path filled with extremely dangerous

    obstacles and should definitely be avoided.

    The green path shows the most direct path;

    however, the hobbit would have to cross

    through Isengard in addition to traveling on

    main roads (a poor choice for a ring bearer).

    Main roads are unfavorable since the Nazgul

    will be pursuing the ring bearer. The yellow

    path is the optimal path given the

    circumstances and conditions.

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    Walking to Mordor

    1) Begin at The Shire and travel eastapproximately 150 miles towards

    Bree. You will cross the Brandywine

    Bridge after about 50 miles.

    2) Once in Bree, seek out the PrancingPony in order to replenish food

    supplies and rest before the next

    stretch of the journey.

    3) From Bree, continue east another300 miles to the elven city of

    Rivendell. Here, seek out the advice

    of the king of the elves, Elrond. This

    is a great place to acquire some

    quality Lembas bread, a boat and

    perhaps a few companions.

    4) Upon the next sunrise, travelapproximately 100 miles east to the

    Misty Mountains. Cross through the

    mountains assuming the weather

    permits.

    CAUTION: One does not

    simply walk into Mordor.

    WARNING: Nazgul will try

    to kill you on the way. Avoidmain roads at all costs.

    NOTE:Elrond

    will tell you

    that the safest way to get to

    Mordor is via the River of

    Anduin. See appendix for

    more information on Elrond.

    NOTE: For more

    information on the Nazgul,

    please see the appendix.

    WARNING: At no point duringyour journey should you put on

    the One Ring. If you do, Sauron

    will find you and kill you. See

    Sauron in the appendix.

    CAUTION: Beware of any

    former hobbit-like beings that

    have been corrupted by the

    Ring. They are irrational.

    WARNING: The One Ring

    can easily corrupt a weak

    mind. You must not succumb

    to the rin s tem tations.

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    5) In the event that the weather is notpermitting, begin traveling south

    along the Misty Mountains until you

    reach the Mines of Moria (about 400

    miles from Rivendell). Following the

    map provided, this is the undesirable

    path.

    6) At the west gates of Moria (Doors ofDurin), speak the word friend and

    enter.

    7) Once inside, follow the path to theeastern gate of Moria (Dimrill Gate)

    8) Once you make it past the MistyMountains, travel directly east until

    you hit the River of Anduin. Both

    paths maintain a distance of

    approximately 100 miles between the

    Misty Mountains and the River of

    Anduin.

    9) Both paths lead the traveler throughthe forest realm of Lothlrien

    (Denoted on the map as Lrien).

    Stop here but be mindful of the

    CAUTION: The weather in

    the Misty Mountains can be

    treacherous. Beware of

    avalanches.

    NOTE: If the weather poses

    no immediate danger, skip

    to Step 8.

    CAUTION: The Mines of

    Moria are filled with Orcs and

    worse. Tread carefully. See

    appendix for more on Orcs

    WARNING: DO NOT WAKE

    THE BALROG! See appendix

    for more details on the Balrog.

    NOTE:Friend in Elvish is

    Mellon. See appendix for

    more on the Elvish language.

    WARNING: DO NOT WAKE

    THE BALROG! See appendix

    for more details on the Balrog.

    WARNING: Avoid all Orcs

    and Trolls. Trolls, specifically,

    are very hard to kill. See

    appendix for more on Trolls.

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    elven culture for it is much different

    from hobbit culture.

    10)

    11)Upon sunrise, travel further southalong the River of Anduin (by boat).

    12)Begin traveling by land once theDead Marshes appear on your left

    hand side.

    13)Travel east through the DeadMarshes approximately 150 miles

    until you reach the Black Gate.

    14)Travel south along the Mountains ofShadow for approximately 150 miles

    until you reach Minas Morgul.

    15)If you have skipped from step 10,abandon your boat after traveling

    roughly 500 miles on the River of

    NOTE: See appendix for a

    comparison of elven and hobbit

    cultures.

    NOTE: Acquire the Star of

    Earendil from Galadriel. See

    appendix for more on Galadriel.

    NOTE: See appendix for more

    on the Star of Earendil.

    CAUTION: The Black Gate is

    an extremely dangerous placeand is home to the armies and

    the Mouth of Sauron. Avoid it

    all costs.

    WARNING: Any attempt to

    cross through the Black Gate

    will result in death or worse.

    See appendix for more on the

    Black Gate.

    WARNING: The Mouth of

    Sauron is an extremely powerful

    being. Avoid him at all costs.

    See appendix for more on the

    Mouth of Sauron.

    NOTE: Skip to Step 14 if your

    chosen path is around Minas

    Morgul. See appendix for more

    on Minas Morgul.

    WARNING: Any attempt to

    cross through the Black Gate

    will result in death or worse.

    See appendix for more on the

    Black Gate.

    NOTE: You will immediately

    notice that the Black Gate is

    both heavily guarded and

    impenetrable. It will benecessary to travel to Minas

    Morgul.

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    Anduin and begin traveling west

    towards Minas Morgul.

    16)Travel 50 miles west (around MinasMorgul) towards Mt. Doom.

    17)Climb to Sammath Naur (Cracks ofDoom) and throw the One Ring of

    Power into the fires of the volcano.

    18)Exit Mount Doom as soon aspossible since it will, most likely,

    collapse around you.

    Congratulations, you have destroyed

    the One Ring along with Sauron and

    you have brought peace to Middle

    Earth!

    19)Travel home and write a book aboutyour adventures..or three.

    CAUTION: One does not

    simply walk into Mordor

    WARNING: At no point during

    your journey should you put on

    the One Ring. If you do, Sauron

    will find you and kill you. SeeSauron in the appendix.

    CAUTION: Beware of any

    former hobbit-like beings that

    have been corrupted by the

    Ring. They are irrational.

    WARNING: Minas Morgul is

    the home of the Witch King. Do

    not enter Minas Morgul, goaround it. See appendix for

    more on the Witch King.

    WARNING: Minas Morgul is

    the home of the Witch King. Do

    not enter Minas Morgul, go

    around it. See appendix for

    more on the Witch King.

    CAUTION: Paper cuts are a

    serious concern. See appendix

    for more on paper cuts.

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    Appendix

    Balrog

    A Balrog is large demon which shrouds

    itself in fire and darkness. Once angelic

    beings, the Balrogs were corrupted by the

    evil Vala Melkor. The Balrog in the Mines

    of Moria wields a sword and a whip.

    Defeating a Balrog requires great power (i.e.

    a dragon).

    Black Gate

    The Black Gate is the only entrance to the

    realm of Mordor. Any other entrance would

    be through a series of mountain ranges. The

    armies of Sauron use the Black Gate to exit

    and enter Mordor. The Gate is kept by the

    Mouth of Sauron.

    Bree

    Bree is an ancient settlement of men. It is a

    city east of The Shire. Predominantly, men

    and hobbits populate Bree. The Prancing

    Pony is an Inn in the town.

    Dead Marshes

    The Dead Marshes are an area to the

    northwest of Mordor. Many battles were

    fought in these marshes and, slowly, the

    marshes enveloped the dead bodies from

    these battles. Anyone who attempts to touch

    the bodies in the marshes will likely drown

    in them themselves.

    Dimrill Gate

    Dimrill Gate is the eastern gate of Moria.

    Doors of Durin

    The Doors of Durin are the western gates of

    Moria. The gate contains an inscription

    saying Doors of Durin, Lord of Moria.

    Speak, friend, and enter in Elvish.

    Elrond

    Elrond is the half-elf Lord of Rivendell.

    He is the son of Earendil and Elwing. He is

    over 6000 years old.

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    Elven Culture

    Elves, unlike hobbits, are immortal. Hobbits

    eat significantly more than elves. Elven

    females tend to become healers while males

    become warriors and fight. Hobbits, on the

    other hand, are pacifists and do not fight.

    For the most part, hobbits drink and eat.

    Elvish Language

    There are several forms of Elvish, the most

    popular being Sindarin or Grey-Elvish. Most

    of the Elves in the western region of Middle-

    Earth speak Sindarin. The language derives

    from Common Telerin.

    Galadriel

    Galadriel is considered to be the greatest

    elven woman. She is known as the Lady of

    Light and has been described as the most

    beautiful elf in Middle Earth. She is the

    mother-in-law of Elrond and the

    grandmother of Arwen.

    Lembas Bread

    Lembas is a special kind of elven bread

    which stays fresh for as long as it is kept

    within the leaves it is wrapped in. It is

    intended for long journeys.

    Lothlrien

    Lothlrien is considered the fairest elven

    realm during the Third Age. It is located

    between the River of Anduin and the Misty

    Mountains. Galadriel, the greatest female

    elf, resides in Lothlrien.

    Middle Earth

    Middle Earth is the world in which this

    journey takes place.

    Minas Morgul

    Minas Morgul (once Minas Ithil) is home to

    the Nazgul and their lord, the Witch King.

    Minas Morgul is Sindarin for The Tower of

    Dark Sorcery.

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    Mines of Moria

    An enormous underground mine in the

    Misty Mountains. Moria was home to the

    dwarves known as the Longbeards.

    Misty Mountains

    The Misty Mountains is an enormous

    mountain range (795 miles long) stretching

    from Mount Gundabad to Methedras.

    Mordor

    Mordor is a realm in the southeastern region

    of Middle Earth. Sauron and his armies

    reside in Mordor. The realm is surrounded

    on all sides by mountains.

    Mount Doom

    Mount Doom (Amon Amarth) is a volcano

    located in the realm of Mordor. The One

    Ring was forged, and can only be destroyed,

    in the Cracks of Doom (a chasm in Mt.

    Doom).

    Mountains of Shadow

    The Mountains of Shadow is the western

    mountain range of the realm of Mordor. It is

    home to many Orcs. The north-most point of

    the mountains is the Black Gate.

    Mouth of Sauron

    The Mouth of Sauron is a Nmenren who

    serves as Saurons ambassadorand has

    learned much sorcery. He has served

    Sauron for at least 78 years. During this

    time, he forgot his own name. He is pure

    evil and commands the armies of Sauron.

    Nazgul

    The Nazgul (Ringwraiths) are the former

    kings of men who succumbed to Saurons

    power when they were given rings of power.

    They achieved immortality by becoming

    wraiths and are servants bound to the power

    of the One Ring.

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    One Ring

    The One Ring is a ring of power forged in

    the Cracks of Doom by Sauron. The ring

    contains a mind of its own and much of

    Saurons power. The ring corrupts all who

    bear it. However, certain races are less

    susceptible to the corruption of the ring.

    Orcs

    Orcs are relatively dim-witted beings who

    serve as soldiers for Sauron. They serve out

    of fear of their masters.

    Paper Cuts

    Paper cuts are cuts received while handling

    paper. The cuts are normally slice wounds

    that can cut surprisingly deep. These cuts are

    extremely annoying.

    Prancing Pony

    The Prancing Pony is an inn located in the

    center of the town of Bree. The servers are

    hobbits and the Inn permits logging.

    Rivendell

    Rivendell is an elven realm to the east of the

    Misty Mountains. It was founded by Elrond

    in the Second Age. Rivendell serves largely

    as an outpost for the elves.

    River of Anduin

    The River of Anduin is the largest river in

    Middle Earth. The river stretches from the

    Grey to the Mouths of Anduin.

    Sammath Naur

    Also known as the Cracks of Doom,

    Sammath Naur is a chasm in Mt. Doom in

    which the One Ring was forged. The Cracks

    of Doom is the only place where the One

    Ring can be destroyed.

    Sauron

    Sauron was originally an angelic spirit.

    However, he fell victim to Melkors

    corruption. In an attempt to gain full control

    of Middle Earth, Sauron forged 9 rings of

    power for the rulers of men, 3 for the elves,

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    7 for the dwarves, and 1 for himself.

    Saurons ring (The One Ring) could control

    all of the other rings. As a sacrifice, Sauron

    put part of his power into the ring. This way,

    when Sauron wore the ring, he was more

    powerful but when he did not have the ring,

    he was very weak. By destroying the One

    Ring, Sauron can be destroyed.

    Shire

    Also known as Hobbiton, the Shire is the

    home to the hobbits. This realm is series of

    hills in which the hobbits built their homes.

    The Shire is located in the northeastern

    region of Middle Earth.

    Star of Earendil

    The Star of Earendil is an artifact which is

    owned by Galadriel. In its holders darkest

    hour, it is fabled to provide light.

    Trolls

    Trolls are large and stupid creatures who are

    considered to be completely evil. They turn

    to stone upon exposure to sunlight. For this

    reason, they tend to dwell in caves.

    Witch King

    The Witch King of Angmar is the leader of

    the Nazgul. He was once a great king of men

    but he fell victim to the corrupting powers of

    his ring of power. He serves as a chief

    servant of Sauron and resides in Minas

    Morgul. His original name and background

    are unknown. It is prophesized that the

    Witch King will not die at the hand of a

    man.

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    Troubleshooting/FAQs

    1) Why cant you just fly from the Shire to Mordor?

    The Nazgul can also fly. For this reason, it is unwise to use any means of flight in

    order to reach Mount Doom since you would most likely be intercepted.

    2) Why have hobbits take the ring if it is so powerful and dangerous?Hobbits, though distant relatives of men, are less pragmatic than men. Men are greedy

    by nature and focus much of their attention on the future. Elves are also very

    pragmatic by nature. Neither of these qualities allows one to withstand the corrupting

    powers of the ring. For this reason, a hobbit is the optimal choice for a long-term

    ring-bearer.

    3) Why must the One Ring be destroyed right now?Up until recently, Sauron was relatively inactive. He now has massive armies that are

    invading nearby realms. Both Rohan and Helms Deep have suffered the wrath of

    Saurons power. If Sauron were to acquire the One Ring, nothing would be able to

    stop him from conquering Middle Earth. For this reason, the One Ring must be

    destroyed as soon as possible.

    4) Has this journey ever been attempted? If so, why did they fail?The destruction of the ring has been attempted before. However, the ring bearer was a

    human who carried the One Ring from the Battle of Dagorlad to Mt. Doom and chose

    not to destroy it. Even in this short time, the ring easily corrupted this man.

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    5) Whats Taters?Potatoes, boil them, mash them, and stick them in a stew.

    6) What accommodations will a hobbit receive on this journey?For most of your journey, you will sleep in ditches and you will eat Lembas bread

    primarily. Though it is unlikely that you will maintain the standard hobbit regiment of

    7 meals a day (breakfast, second breakfast, elevenses, lunch, afternoon tea, dinner, and

    supper), you will visit many new places which will provide you with a myriad of

    unique culinary experiences.

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