27 Funny Duck Dynasty QuotesI'm obsessed with the funny quotes the Duck Dynasty, Robertson family...mainly Jase. He is such a manly man. And Uncle Si gives me life on a regular basis. I wanted to be Jase but our offensive line coach chose him. Our offensive coordinator is gonna be Willie, QB coach will be Si and I'll be Jep. I was thinking as going as a middle aged man, who is no longer using his college education. I could be a trash man, plumber, lawn service man, or an electrician. Then again I decided to go as Phil Robertson, because I am happy happy happy, being the "Lone Ranger."27 Best funny Duck Dynasty quotes!1. Halloween in this house is a fashion show for candy. - Jase Robertson2. I know what I want, dont give a damn if something gets in the way, and I know I'll get it anyway!3. Your vision creates your reality.4. A soul mate is the person who compliments your life as an individual; he can not be someone perfect but someone whose flaws become opportunities for your strengths.5. You know, for a joke you aren't very funny! Uncle Si Robertson6. Don't jealous me because I am a risk taker. It takes guts, so get some, step out of your comfort zone, shake off fear and make it happen!7. Hollywoodcelebrities shouldn't ignore us, we are the reason they put food on the table... But tweet them, they'll ignore you like a fart.8. Tonight I tried to use my ATM pin number on my microwave by mistake. Now how am I gonna fit this turkey burger in my wallet?9. There's a difference between losing the game and blowing the game...10. Instead of fighting so hard to keep someone in your life, fall back and make them realize how much they need you in theirs. Because you are amazing!11. I was immune to the zombie virus because I was already two higher forms of undead. Duck Commander12. I know SI wouldn't be in your jeep, you wouldnt let anybody drink or eat in it, so he wouldn't go anywhere without his tea.13. I guess I'm worse at eyeballing circumferences than I thought.14. Part of me wants to become a TV reporter, just to read explicit messages in a deadpan voice.

15. I haven't decided on a Halloween costume, but I'm leaning toward a mentally inconsistent man prone to flights of fancy, magical thinking, and delusions of grandeur. Uncle Si16. I prefer a natural woman to a woman with makeup any day. A naturally beautiful woman hands down is the best to me.17. The worst transgression you can commit in this life is interfering with karma while she is handling her business.18. I didn't know I was related to Rednecks!19. The beard must be getting longer again because the Jase Robertson comparisons have begun.20. Si that is not Thriller that is the Twist! - Willie Robertson21. Once the couples costume comes around that means all manhood is of the table!22. Phil Robertson should run for President. Jase should be his VP. He would have my vote! Uncle Si23. I do not have to dress up for Halloween it will be so easy for me. All I need is to wear my camouflage and bandana and there it is. - Miss Kay24. I have watched Phil and Miss Kay Wedding 3 times and I have cried every time.25. I live Happy Happy Happy all the time and do not submit ...to stupidity. Jase26. You know you got it pretty bad when you have a dream you and Si Robertson are running around in your jeep together looking for something to do.27. I'm leaning toward a Willie Robertson costume for Halloween but I am thinking I should not hand out candy with my actual shotgun in hand...OoooooooooooooooooooUncle Si Quotes about LeadershipDuck Dynasty is not only TV show but its respectful cast give us a lot of life lessons, advices and beautiful quotes in every season. Uncle Si is a man of wisdom and he produces great leadership quotes time to time. Leadership is a gift. When God blesses you with the gift of leadership, you are also equipped with the ability to follow. You also understand the respect for authority. You are humble in your decisions. You also honor the wisdom of other leaders. People, before you gird up your loins and start following self appointed leaders because of likeability and popularity, find out where they're going.Uncle Si Quotes about Leadership

A persons greatest failure is not caused by falling; it's caused by not attempting to rise back to their feet after they fall.

People will leave over money... sometimes it's necessary. But they will NEVER forget how you made them feel. Be the leader that inspires loyalty, not the leader that manipulates it. If you can master that... you will build a loyal tribe.

Toughness isn't coming in one time. Toughness isn't throwing one punch at somebody. Toughness is doing it everyday what you are expected to do. And remember leadership makes everyone around them better.

Start with personal transformation; physically you may be a child but you can sit on the throne of your life and drive in a different direction. We are in the world but we will not be corrupted by the world.

There is a season of loneliness and a season of abundance. In your season of silence, be willing to wait. True maturity is shown not in your talk but in your silence.

Leadership is all about discovering the talent of another to become better than they know they are.

There is prophecy waiting for you to bring positive leadership and transformation to your generation. Arise and pay the price for life.

We need to give our students the kind of education, which promotes critical thinking, problem-solving skills and ethical behaviors.

Leadership Mantra: I don't know many naturally positive people, but I know dozens who choose to think positively.

You create leadership by giving duty, holding people liability, and confirming for making good on it.

You will move into your purpose, dream, vision calling and destiny. Shout... Release let me go. Every chain that has held you down must let you go.

Every leader should take time to watch what a powerful story of someone who creates unity while elevating thinking.

Speak life over your spouse, your kids, and your team. Watch as they rise to meet that sincere praise!

Given the right encouragement, training, and opportunities, nearly anyone with desire has the potential to emerge as an impact player.

A real leader is guided by principles not people...and there are principles that guide successful happy living!

Keeping the leadership conversation open and moving forward!

Stop looking on the outside...the greater one is in you. No matter what you may go through or who comes against you from the outside, the greater one is and has always been in you. It is this inner strength that drives your future and your success.

The world has been waiting for you. Arise and shine for the spotlights on you. In this life you will wax great and move forward and grow till you become very great.

You are a problem solver, find problems around you and solve them. Do not join those who complain. Arise and solve the problems and get the reward.

To those who showed up during the crises and supported the life projects with the youth, aged women and disabled, and the children......you are a real leader.

How can you be a good Leader when you don't even possess any leadership traits...?

A true man will sustain the blows of life, create opportunities for his self and others, fight for his slightest belief, share his last bread for the survival of humanity and will always be a leader, a friend, shoulder to lean on, and also a brother to one and all.

A leader of 50 animals has only one headache because all animals have a single mind-set; but a leader of 50 persons has 50 different headaches because every person has his/her own individual mind-set!

The critical infrastructure we require to build our nation must first be built in the minds of the citizens.

You will not succeed in the life only by being clever; Intelligence and education are no substitutes for the anointing!

Leadership is not about what you stand to gain; leadership is about what you stand to give!

My vision is my reality but I still have a lot of work to do. I thank God for teaching me that a leader is best when people barely know they exist.

A great leaders vision must be positive in that it promotes the people's trust in their leadership, their future and in each other. It must also deepen the people's trust in their country and their loyalty to it.

We cannot be effective leaders if we are more obsessed with the pain of our past than the potential of our future. Lift up your eyes and look....there is a great future ahead.

OooooooooooooooooooPhil Robertson Longest Quote Ever

This quote is not taken from the showDuck Dynasty, I guess Happy man Phil Robertson said this stuff in some radio or TV interview, anyway its worth readingPhilquotes.

I'm smarter Duck commander than what some people may think. I find it quite funny that some folk randomly assume that I'm just a clueless human being. Not at all! Honestly, I catch on quicker than a lot of people. It's not to say that people are dumb or anything similar to that. I just will not be played like some type of fool. Show me the same courtesy and respect you would another, please. If it is one thing I don't like, it's when someone tells me something...a Common thing to me.....or offer a suggestion or ask a question....also

Common things....as if I'm unaware or don't know these things. Just wish you could understand that I'm smarter than you think. You make your own self look slow when you assume you have to dumb down for me. I demand a certain level of respect ONLY for some people to get the fact that I will be respectful, but that means you will respect me in that exact same manner. I'm just saying...OoooooooooooooooooooooooJase Robertson Funny QuotesJase Robertson is a great man and his funny quotes in the show Duck Dynasty always gives safe feelings to his fans. Hope you will like and share theseJase funny quoteswith your friends.

What kind of person does not know whoDuck Dynasty castmembers are? What rock is the person hiding under that would not know who Jase Robertson is? Jase is like most outspoken of brothers and whole families in the show. The basically whole show is about Jase, Willie, uncle Si, Phil family life. It's like the funniest reality show ever seen for millionaire they normal acting and have normal family problems. This is one family that easy to relate to fun to watch. Love Duck Dynasty and just wish you guys would love watching it. I love how graceful and respectful the Robertson family is. There are so many people who can use them as an example of how to treat others.

Jase funny quotes ever!

1)I want a man like Phil Robertson, except about 30 years younger. Ok so basically I want a man like Jase Robertson.

2)Jase Robertson was kicked out of the trump hotel in NYC because someone at the hotel thought he was a homeless person. He claims he is a victim of "facial profiling". He laughed it off. I bet Donald trump will be personally calling him to apologize.

3)My boyfriend just asked me if I still like his beard...I replied yes and confessed that it might be partly because I have a slight crush on Jase Robertson!

4)Working for you brother, is like dating your cousin. It's a bit weird.

5)Don't let one mistake from 10 years ago rule your life today. Sometimes we are too busy focusing on the past of yesterday that we forget to embrace what's here today. The only person holding you back is you. Free yourself and shine bright!

6)I turned it on one day just to see what all the hype was about and couldn't stop watching! We definitely need more Willie and Jase and less Kim and Kanye.

7)When taming a wild horse... you must break those wild habits and attitudes, but never break the spirit of the horse.

8)You can't change a person from who they really are, so it's best to walk away if they're not willing to accept it.

9)Going into marriage with false expectations and not being thankful for the unique person you married can only lead to fighting and being miserable. I know this for a fact.

10)Having happy kids and a happy marriage is all about respect. I read this from Willie Robertson and I think it is good advice.

11)When you are about to give up, you will hear a still small voice say, "Keep going...you're closer than you think!

12)Social media and networks is robbing our generation of the art of 'being yourself'.

13)When Samson defeated the lion, he left the carcass for dead on the side of the road. When he came by the same way again he stopped by to see what has become of his trouble and he found bees in the carcass of the lion. Your troubles are nothing but a honey pot of miracles for you!

14)I have no greater joy than to hear that my children walk in truth. It is also one of my desires for my children, grandchildren and great grandchildren.

15)Wow I don't do drugs & I wish people would stop saying that! I mean people make mistakes! & I have learned from them I've many people lose everything to the cause of drugs & I am not trying to have that! I know right from wrong!

16)Sometimes it's just better to apologize even if youre right. It just makes everything better in the end.

17)I'm getting older as the days go by! So that means I am not got time to be playing games with people kids...

18)Your mind came free but it is by far the richest investment you could ever make!

19)I hate when you hit someone up & they don't answer but they on the book putting on a show...

20)I think people want to make money more than they want to look good. And I agree. So why wouldn't you do something if you knew you could get both? That's a no barrier for me and it can be for you, too.

21)Sickness and affliction becomes easier to bear when you understand where the attack is coming from.

22)Most people tend to underestimate others. They mistake meekness for weakness. Stay cool and dont let anyone take you or cause you to go anywhere you know you don't want or need to be.

Hooray duck dynasty for an honest, clean, fun show and most of all for their Redneck values....it won't be long before the media and Hollywood will try to drag them down by finding some skeleton in their closet that probably happened years ago. Who doesn't have something in their past that they've done and ashamed of? Leave it in the past where it belongs! I happen to like the show and the family and all their antics lol is going Ducks! Pray at meals...drink sweet tea...tease each other and keep it up!OooooooooooooooooooooReally Funny Insults Quotes by Uncle SiWhy didn't anyone tell meDuck Dynastywas so good lol, I am in love with Uncle Sifunny insults quotesand this show, you know me I have no sense of humor and I usually laugh till I cry! I can now say that I know what Duck Dynasty is. New season of Duck Dynasty starts a week from Wednesday. I'm Happy happy happy!

Enjoy funny insult quotes said by Si Robertson!

1. If you have no other talent, I guess dressing like Kim Kardashian is OK2. You are looking like a chocolate; I'm not sure, at taking you out for dinner, or for just having you for dinner...3. It took me ten years to even realize you actually have a tiny brain.4. I wish I one day live in the world where things are going great and life is so exciting that I have the time and mind power to evaluate every minute detail of the clothes you wear.5. Sweet heart, I know you have stupid mind and you don't have to constantly show me.6. You would have looked great if there was a brain inside your head.7. I don't see what the big deal is about duck dynasty ......I'm funnier!8. With several outfits changes per day 5 hours shopping isn't all that bad for you.9. I might have to learn new love lines for next girlfriend? I didn't go to improve this relationship for you to tell me what to say!10. Now that's very funny, you really has no evidence at all pretty and dumb.11. I am sorry but your new video on Instagram just like a clip right out of a shameful B gradeHollywoodmovie.

12. You are still hyped to me, but I like the dress but I hate the owner.13. I just advised you to purchase some reasonable dress from where you are going; instead of torturing yourself and people around you!14. You are beautiful but your dress was designed by someone that hates women.15. If you want me to be humble, don't prop up anything out there above your mind.16. Honey I swear you sure looks better than Lady Gaga.17. I love the reaction of people to the awesome personality of my girlfriend when they have no idea what she is.18. Dear did you get paid to wear this weird designer dress?19. I would not kick you out of my life unless you wanted to do it to some other guy.20. You are a good example of why third generation fashion should be banned.21. I hate when someone asks me about my ex girlfriend, its such a lame question and waste of time.

Meeting Willie and Korie Robertson was humbling. Korie is a very pretty young woman... Willy was heart stopping... to be honest seeing him on TV I really didn't think he was that cute. But crackers to see him in person are a whole new Duck Dynasty show... Mark on the other hand is totally shy. I would have loved to meet the rest of them. I have been waiting in line for 4 hours in my book was worth every second of signing them my shirt and giving me a big lol smile. Thank you Duck Dynasty for this rare opportunity.Ooooooooooooooooooooooo

Duck Dynasty Quotes about MarriageIn the words of Uncle Si and Jase Robertson enjoy these beautiful quotes aboutmarriage, relationships and women strength. These Duck Dynasty sayings are the best motivation lessons for all upset women of our society so take your lesson and learn how to live in this world.

Duck Dynasty marriage quotes and sayings!

1)I know for a fact that women spend billions of dollars a day on their face, hair, and body, yet, very few will invest a few thousand dollars to cultivate the genius within. In other words, we spend money on meaningless, temporal things but we refuse to spend money educating ourselves. (One of my favorite greatwomen quotes)

2)After hearing several complaints as well as experiencing a few of my own, what's the point of relationships if you're unable to communicate with your partner... It kind of defeats the purpose of tying yourself to that person... Right?

3)Be Very careful who you choose to "get tied up with". Make sure they know how to communicate effectively.

4)There are 3 things every relationship needs: Trust, communication, and comfort. They all tie in together and nothing can work without all 3.

5)I honestly believe my social downfalls are my ability to minimize issues, rationalize problems & cut my loses without regret. So instead of trying to get people to understand me maybe I should just find more like minded positive free thinkers to build from

6)I've had several friends tell me that no one "wants" to cheat on their mates. However, due to complications that go un-dealt with & situations being exacerbated over long periods of time one can stray outside the relationships to "fulfill" certain needs. I say if you have what you say you want at home then do the work of sorting out problems or leave the relationship lock stock & barrel.

7)Showing emotion doesn't mean you are weak. To show emotion means you actually have a heart. And to show your heart to the world is in fact courageous. ( Uncle si quote)

8)The worst fear for me is to die never having reached the high places that I am anointed to reach because I thought too small or because I dumped down who God made me to be. Be encouraged. Stay lifted. I want to see you all get to the top. My eyes are fixed to the hills, from whence cometh my help.

9)So many young beautiful women strive for perfection. They use multiple methods to improve and enhance their physical appearance as a result of feeling unattractive due to the harsh society we live in where image is everything.

10)A man who doesn't respect his mother won't respect you as a woman.

11)The most beautiful thing about a woman is her brain. What's in your head should always outdo what's on your head!

12)Women of color will spend billions of dollars in the beauty industry and yet, they frown at getting a quality education.

13)I believe that in order to be a change agent in the earth, one must earn the right to be heard. So, I am getting my degree. Not for people. But to truly have influence and not to have to kiss up to get through doors but to have my education, my boldness, and the anointing of God to make room for me!

14)Real women do what they have to do; not what they want to do!

15)Women are the goddess in earthbound form and should be treated as such. Nothing disturbs me more then when a woman doesnt notice the beauty within herself and settles for less than she deserves. To all you women love yourselves for you are all the image of divine beauty. And if I have to tell you personally for you believe it then I have no problem doing so.

16)Because the past couldn't haunt me; the future can't stop me! (Miss Kaylesson)

17)Never ever judge a woman by where she's been. In order to get to greatness, more often times than few, one has to go through hell!

18)What seems like a temporary defeat, God has already established a greater victory! It depends on one's perception.

19)When you start seeing yourself the way that GOD sees you, it leaves no doors open to see yourself the way your critics see you.

20)Everyone won't receive you as a light but you've got to continue to shine even in the darkest of times and places among those who may not get you.

21)Women sit here and call themselves bad and then complain about the lack of respect they receive in their relationship. There is still nothing attractive or appealing about the word. Maybe you women should respect yourselves first and then others will follow behind you

22)When you are truly free from something or someone, it just doesn't hurt anymore! You won't have to dwell on it and you won't have to make your life about "it" or "them".

23)If we don't speak in public, don't fake on the internet! Take it for what it's worth!Ooooooooooooooooooooooo

Phil Robertson Quotes on WomenDuck Dynasty most reasonable man Phil Robertson puts some beautiful quotes on women strength and relationships. Few of these women quotes are said by our most favorite Uncle Si Robertson.

Phil Robertson quotes about women and love!

Ladies & gents, toxic ex-spouses/ex-significant others will do anything to disrespect the boundaries of your new relationship! Protect your king/queen by reminding your ex why she/he is just that! Ladies, having a good man and fellas, having a good woman in your life is a blessing, not an entitlement!! Treat them like the blessing they are to you before you and your lack of appreciation turn them in the blessing they were to you! Even though flirting with other people while you are in a relationship might seem harmless it's highly disrespectful and it can be very hurtful to your significant other and fellas, trust me, your lady knows when another female is flirting with you! Do not argue with her about it because 9 times out of 10 she's right! She knows how sneaky other women can be!! Ladies, listen to your man too! Never go into any relationship with unrealistic expectations! Ladies, just because he's showing interest does not mean he's looking for a committed relationship and fellas just because she's interested in you does not mean she's looking for sex!! Spend time together, communicate and learn each others wants and needs instead of assuming! Remember this, expectations without communication mostly lead to devastation. Ladies, please stop listening to negative relationship advice from single female friends who don't even have a man! Not all of your single female friends are happy that you have one, especially if they don't!! Remember, some of your female friends would stab you in the back and cheat on you quicker than your man would! (Jase Robertson) Ladies! Your respect is one of the major key elements that open up a man to love freely! Fellas! Security is one of theirs! Sometimes many relationships experience drama because these elements have been tainted!! if you are making him feel disrespected or if she is feeling insecure 9 times out of 10 there will be drama. Ladies! Please stop taking relationship advice from your single female friends!! not all of them are happy for you! Remember this, female friends that hate on your relationship and side chicks have one thing in common, they mess up other relationships because they can't get one of their own. Ladies, don't be so easily irritated when you are expressing a problem to your man and he wants to solve it for you! Why not? Well because that's a sign that what you are going through matters to him! I know sometimes you just want him to listen, however sometimes that's just his way of only wanting to be there for you! Remember, ladies there are plenty of men that could care less about the things you go through! Thank God if you have a man that does! By Si Robertson Ladies! If you are living like Mrs. Wrong please stop looking for Mr. Right to come into your life! There are many of you that are not ready for a good man!! being mouthy, attitude-is, self centered, spoiled, manipulative, immature, unsupportive, domineering, etc are all clear signs that you are not "wife material!!" focus on becoming a better you because some of you have experienced bad relationships because of your actions and not his! Ladies! Sometimes when you meet a man that seems like he has it all together in a relationship in some cases (not all but some), he has an ex that stood by him, suffer through heartaches and caused him to mature to that point for his next relationship! If you are experiencing that type of hardship now with your man, then unfortunately you could be that teacher! By Phil RobertsonOoooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Uncle Si Advisable QuotesMy best friend seriously just said that I limit myself in life because I love Si advisable quotes and choose to watch Duck Dynasty. I'm sure it's funny and entertaining, but I'm even more certain that I'm not missing out on anything that important. I have a really different sense of humor. I like witty and clever Uncle Si quotes in this reality show, he is really very simple and dumb.

Uncle Si Best Quotes Ever!

I don't blame a man for fearing himself, because we are incapable of understanding our true self.

One thing about me... Once I have my downfalls with specific things. It will never be a repeat of the same mistake. Just progress!

Everyone needs to stay in their lane and use what God gave them. Maybe we wouldn't have so many collisions.

I cant wait to see what you have in mind for your hunting game! And I know your dumb stories are going to be off the chain too! ~Uncle Si

I love the days I can think to myself, be by myself.

Something youre not capable of comprehending if you don't pick one up.

The more I tell myself to care.... The more resistant I feel in my heart.

I dont work hard because I hate my body; I work out because I love it! Do you "train" or "complain"? It's time for all you rednecks to quit whining and go work out!

Stop trying to operate in other people's gifts; you were given your own gifts. If you would take the time out to figure out what it is that was placed in you, then you will start making an impact on lives!

Youre not supposed to allow your flesh to control you; you have the power to control your flesh!

Don't wait until something big happens in your life to be considered bless!

The Devil would use anybody (who is available) to deter you from the right journey. Always Remain FOCUS and Be on Guard at ALL times.

I Challenge you to never give up because the Counterfeit always come before the Real Deal!

I just recently learned that when God gives you a dream it never accommodates your budget, that's where faith comes in for the dream to become a reality.

You may have more bad days than good days, but the good days make all the bad days worth it.

Girls that record their fights and put them on the internet to look like "bad girls" are awesome pathetic, just saying. ~ Si Robertson

If you dont care me, feeding me, or financing me then your opinion doesn't matter, carry on. ~ Funny words from Duck Dynasty

You are only perpetuating the stereotype of the angry rednecks by always yelling in all of your Facebook statuses.

The moment when you see your ex girlfriend, and you are all dolled up. Just smile and walk away, like a boss. ~ Advice

Our justice system has gone down the toilet! I guess I'm going to have to delete some of you ignorant people from my life who like to cheer and clap because of the verdict!

Everybody got to opinion on things they never dealt with or experienced first hand, that's why race, ethnicity and everything else in between will be the biggest threat to mankind , don't give an opinion on something you have no history with, do you think I can give an accurate biography on the life experiences of a real redneck ? No, I will keep my jibs shut.

Let me get this rite!! You post all of your drama on Facebook...then get upset when people judge you? You must be a special kind of stupid?Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Si Robertson Funny Joke of the DayThis is the funniest joke and a question asked by uncle Si; and great answers given by the entire Duck Dynasty cast. I must call it the question of the year... I now have my 2014 goal of figuring what type of sandwich I would make.

Enjoy Uncle Si weird joke of the day!

Si Robertson:If Nicki Minaj, Lil Wayne, Justin Bieber, Lindsay Lohan and the trashy females from teen mom were all drowning and you only had time to save one....what type of sandwich would you make?

Phil Robertson:If I had to answer the question, I'd make a pepperoni sandwich while stepping on the Bieber head to make sure the deal was sealed.

Jase Robertson:I'd make a huge round club sandwich that looked like a life preserver in front of them, and then put it around myself and wave at them as they all drowned.

Miss Kay:I thought about it, while they were drowning I would order pizza then probably take a nap, if they were screaming I would shut the window, turn the AC more and turn on the fan.

Willie Robertson:I don't know but it would be toasted and I would need to run to the store for the condiments and hope they were still there when I got back so I could yell this sandwich is to die for.

Korie Robertson:I'd save Lindsay Lohan just so I could throw her back in myself.

Missy Robertson:Why do I have to make the sandwich? Don't be lazy. Make the sandwich and be on top.Oooooooooooooooooooooo

Cute Duck Dynasty QuotesDuck Dynasty cute quotes are mostly come out the mouth of Uncle Si and Jase Robertson but Miss Kay always gives surprises with her funny moments. I hope the following collection of Duck Dynasty sayings may give you some good life lessons in a cool fun way.

Enjoy best Duck Dynasty Cute Quotes ever!

I love watching Duck Dynasty, that uncle Si keeps me laughing throughout the entire show. Duck dynasty is so funny the great quotes they say and practical jokes they come up with to do is pure redneck.

1. You know if the rest of the world had at least half the morals, integrity and faith that the Robertsons have, we'd be doing a lot better.2. To be successful in life and business, it is very important to surround yourself with people who are good at things you're not good at!3. Surround yourself with people that will help you success, not the ones that hold you back from reaching your full potential. ~Si Robertson4. Never be too complacent with success there is always something else to achieve.5. It can be incredibly hard at times to follow God's will but it will be worth it in all circumstances and situations because He is leading you to be prosperous and have much success.6. When you forgive, you heal. When you let go, you grow. When you love unconditionally, you show others God's love. God's love and mercy shall reign with showers of comfort, guidance, peace and harmony even in the midst of a storm.7. The nerve of some women that think they can "screw" their way to the top!!!!! Gives us women that legitimately seek success a bad name! I do not feel bad when they receive just consequences...8. It is very difficult to find someone who can love you through your idiosyncratic ways. The Love most want to give is conditional and cowardly; unable to stand through your tough times. The love of people changes like the water BUT God's Love never fail or changes!9. Alcohol should come into a pouch, like theCaprisun. So when you're unable to hit the hole with the straw you've had enough!10. With some people you have to chew the meat and spit out the bone! Opinions are like behinds! Everyone has one! Strong visual but its true! If some gives you "unsolicited" advice and they don't have what you want, Throw the baby out with the bath water!11. Look at what the masses are doing and do the strictly reverse!12. Some people are so hard, cynical and hateful.... All you can do is pray and show them God's love. I am so glad someone did the same for me because I used to be a bitter agnostic myself.13. Hey Jack! Multitasking means that I screw several things up all at once!14. I am so glad The Lord has taught me how to forgive! And people wonder why there is so much illness in the world. Forgiveness is not really for that person that hurt you, it's to help YOU get freedom and peace! It is a gift from God! No one is that important to me to have THAT much power over me! No one!15. A baby mama will make you regret having kids with her. The mother of your children will make you proud to have kids with her.16. Lesson of a lifetime be careful who you impregnate or get impregnated by. Never teach kids to hate a parent or it may breed self hate. ~Jase Robertson17. At one time in everybody's life they attempted to hold on to yesterday. Good or bad even though its gone some just can't go of the memories.18. Life can be cruel for a young inner city male with no guidance. By the time you figure it out you lose everything you love.19. Words are like toothpaste, once it's out you can't put it back! Say it in your head, not out your mouth!20. A person born into a hard working family and was given more opportunities than those around him looks stupid acting as if he didn't have those opportunities when those around him wished for the same opportunities as kids.21. Hey Jack! Having a silver spoon is only embarrassing when you toss it out the window for a plastic one.22. When we as a country don't practice peaceful methods in the world. How do we teach peace in the street? Hypocrisy doesn't go unnoticed! The kids are watching!23. It is possible to die from a broken heart but it also possible to live with one.24. Trying to forget someone you love is hard. The smallest memory removes the band-aid from your heart and your heart breaks again.25. Is wondering when I got old... Its Friday night, and the only thing that I'm looking forward to being sleep!26. Have you ever gotten unbelievably sleepy while driving late at night, gave the wheel to somebody else so you could rest and couldn't go to sleep for nothing?27. Be very careful about how much time you spend holding a grudge against someone, because those are precious moments you've wasted, that you get back.28. When you cant understand what somebody is saying just say oh yeah!29. If you think that nobody wants your man or woman but you..... Set them free and you will see, somebody will claim them before you can count......1, 2, 3!30. If you're in a serious relationship, don't sleep on the importance of protecting the integrity of that relationship or else people will see the relationship as a joke.31. Ladies don't put so much emphasis on what your man does for you today. What's really important is how he treats you the rest of the year!

32. Never allow someone on the outside an opportunity to give your man/woman something you're suppose to be providing them.ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo