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Contents Skit Page No. No. Part I - Skit Script ....... . ......... .. ... . ......... ....... 1 1. It's Your Mo ther on the P hone. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. 2 Mommy scolds her sonny boy while his wife rages fr m the side lines. Cast: 1m, 2w - Tim : 5 minutes. 2. Harry Helps Mary in the Kitchen. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 7 Harry stirs the pa l and Mary let him know wh se's the bo ' !> . Cast: 1m, 2w - Time 5 minutes. 3. Romance i Still Alive. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 12 June has a romantic moment on the front porch wing or wa it? Cast: 1m, lw -Time: 41l1illut S. 4. The 40th High chool Reunion ' . .. ...... .. .. ........... . , . , . . . . .. J 5 Memorie at a high school reunion bring shocki ng revelati ns. Cast: 3m, l w -Time: 5l11il/Ules. 5. I Finally Got a Guy ..................... .. ................ ... " 19 El ea nor learns a lot about romance fro m her ister. Cast: 1m, 211' - Time: 4 minut e, 6. The Condo Committe Meeting . .... . ...... ................... .. . 22 Th is condo com milt ee chai rman ha a big secret. Cast: 2m, 2w, - Time: 7 mint/tes. 7. randma and Grandpa Go Back to High school. .. ... .. . , . . . . . . . . .. 26 The grandparents learn how teenagers can te ch th· III ab ut sho t. Cast: 2m, - Time: 6 rninLiles . 8. What' for Lunch? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. 31 Ben and Betty run out of welcome just when they are sen le d in for the ummer. Cast: 1111, 311', - Time: 7 Minut es
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Skit Page No. No.
Part I - Skit Script ....... . ......... .. ... . ......... ....... 1
1. It's Your Mother on the P hone. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. 2 Mommy scolds her sonny boy while his wife rages fr m the side lines. Cast: 1m, 2w - Tim : 5 minutes.
2. Harry Helps Mary in the Kitchen. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 7 Harry stirs the pal and Mary le t him know wh se's the bo ' !> .
Cast: 1m, 2w - Time 5 minutes.
3. Romance i Still Alive. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 12 June has a romantic moment on the front porch wing or wa it? Cast: 1m, lw-Time: 41l1illut S .
4. The 40th High chool Reunion ' . .. ...... .. . . ........... . , . , . . . . .. J5 Me morie at a high school reunion bring shocki ng revelat i ns . Cast: 3m, l w -Time: 5l11il/Ules.
5. I Finally Got a Guy ..................... .. ................ ... " 19 Eleanor learns a lot about romance fro m her ister. Cast: 1m, 211' - Time: 4 minute,
6. The Condo Committe Meeting . .... . ...... ................... .. . 22 T his condo commiltee chai rman ha a big secret. Cast: 2m, 2w, - Time: 7 mint/tes.
7. randma and Grandpa Go Back to High school. .. . . . .. . , . . . . . . . . .. 26 The grandparents learn how teenagers can te ch th · III ab ut sho t. Cast: 2m, 3H~ - Time: 6 rninLiles.
8. What' for Lunch? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. 31 Ben and Betty run out of welcome just when they are senled in for the ummer.
Cast: 1111, 311', - Time: 7 Minutes
9. I'nl The Doctor ........ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . • . .. 3S Confusion reigns when the p ycharist geL lost in hi. office. Cast: 2111
10. The paghetti Dinner. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. 38 George fixe dinner for his a iling wire as she serc' lm in ·truclions . Casl: 1m, ilv - Time: 6 minutes.
11. Meet the Winner . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. 42 Tootie Van Loonie, a bag lad ,appcars on nationa l TV, Cast: 2m, 3w, -Time: 7 minutes.
12. Personal Ad ... .. .......................... ..... ... .. ... .. ... 47 Tw men and two women read Lhe ads and c mment ab Ul the lnners and 10 ers. Cast: 2m, 2111, -Time: 6 minutes.
13. The 45tb Wedding Anniversery Dinner ........................ .. . 51 Th reo u It were as expecled, a disas ter. Cast: Im,21V. - Tim : 4 miflutes.
14. An Italian Vacation. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. S5 Beware of hairdressers who give adv i e abou t roma n es and vacali ns. Cast :. bl -Time : 5 minutes
15. Honey Look What I Bought. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. 59 Be careful when you buy a bargin box, yo u may ha e a hig surprise. Cas!: 2m. hr. -Tim e: 7 minutes.
16. Never Again . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 63 Helen discovers there are life challenges more di ffi c ul t th::m bing a widow. Cast: 1m. 11w. -Time: 5 minutes.
17. Horror in the Salon DeParis . ..... .. ..... ..... .. ..... ........... 67 Everyone ha. [0 learn a new trad sometime . Cast: 1m. 2w. -Time: 5 mi/lutes.
18. Fabulous Treasures. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. 71 Danny d iscovers that garage ale. a re not , wa S wife pleasers . Ca. c' 1m, lw. -Time : 5 minutes.
Part II - Comedy Scenes ......................... . ........ .. 74
1. Confusion in the Nursing Home ............ .... ... ... ... .... . .. . 75
2. The Arti t . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. 77
3. Oak Street .. . ... .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. 79
4. Tattoo ... ... . . ....... . .. . .... ........... .. ................. .. 81
5. Happiness Is. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. 82
6. A Man in Pain . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. 83
7. Instant Insight ................................. . ............ 84
8. Wall of Wisdom .... ......... .. .......................... . : .. " 85
Part III - Songs, Poems, and Quips ........................ 88
l. Show Opening and Closing ongs........... . .................... 89
2. low Me Down Lord .. .... . . .. ...................... . ...... . .. 90
3. The Saga of Sam Allen Brown. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 91
4. Are You Lonesome Tonight? .................................... 93
5. A Few of My Favorite Things ..... . ............................ " 94
