CHUYỆN CON KIẾN
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Con kieán
Moät truyeän nguï ngoân...
Hay laø
Coù theå khoâng phaûi....
Every day, a small ant arrives at work very early and starts work immediately.
Moãi ngaøy, chuù kieán nhoû ñeàu ñi laøm raát sôùm vaø baét tay vaøo vieäc
ngay.
He produces a lots and very happy.Chuù kieán laøm vieäc raát gioûi, vaø
luoân vui veû.
The Chief, a lion, was surprised to see
that the ant was working without
supervision.OÂng chuû cuûa chuù, laø con sö töû, raát ngaïc nhieân khi
thaáy chuù kieán laøm vieäc maø khoâng caàn söï
giaùm saùt.
He thought if the ant can produce so much without supervision, wouldn’t she produce even more if she
had a supervisor!Con sö töû suy nghó, chuù kieán ñaõ coù theå laøm toát maø khoâng caàn giaùm saùt, vaäy neáu coù
ngöôøi giaùm saùt thì chaéc chuù kieán coøn
laøm toát hôn gaáp boäi!
So he recruited a cockroach
who had extensive experience as supervisor and who was famous for writing excellent reports.Theá laø sö töû thueâ 1
con giaùn coù nhieàu kinh nghieäm veà
giaùm saùt, vaø noåi tieáng veà kyõ naêng
vieát nhöõng baùo caùo raát laø hay.
The cockroach’s first decision was to set up a clocking in attendance
system.Sau khi ñöôïc thueâ, quyeát ñònh ñaàu
tieân cuûa con giaùn laø gaén 1 caùi ñoàng hoà treo töôøng ñeå
theo doõi vieäc ñi laøm ñuùng giôø.
He also needed a secretary to help him
write and type his reports and …Con giaùn cuõng
caàn 1 thö kyù ñeå thay noù vieát ghi
chuù hay laøm baùo caùo, vaø theá laø...
... he recruited a spider, who managed the
archives and monitored all phone calls.... noù thueâ 1 con
nheän, chæ ñeå quaûn lyù baùo caùo
vaø nhaän caùc cuoäc goïi.
The lion was delighted with the cockroach's reports
and asked him to produce graphs to describe
production rates and to analyse trends, so that he
could use them for presentations at Board‘s
meetings.Con sö töû raát haøi loøng
veà nhöõng baùo caùo cuûa con giaùn, vaø yeâu
caàn con giaùn laøm theâm nhöõng bieåu ñoà theo
doõi saûn löôïng vaø phaân tích xu höôùng thò tröôøng,
ñeå noù coù theå trình baøy taïi cuoäc hoïp Ban
quaûn trò.
So the cockroach had to buy a new computer and a laser printer and ...
Theá laø con giaùn mua 1 caùi maùy vi tính môùi, cuøng vôùi 1 maùy in lazer,
vaø...
... recruited a fly to manage the IT department.... noù thueâ 1 con
ruoài ñeå laøm quaûn lyù boä phaän
IT.
The ant, who had once been so productive and relaxed, hated this new plethora of paperwork
and meetings which used up most of her time…!Nhaéc tôùi con kieán, luùc tröôùc laøm vieäc raát chaêm vaø thoaûi maùi, giôø
raát laø böïc mình vì nhöõng coâng vieäc giaáy tôø vaø nhöõng cuoäc hoïp voâ boå
laøm maát heát thôøi gian cuûa noù...!
The lion came to the conclusion that it was
high time to nominate a person in charge of the department where the
ant worked. OÂng chuû sö töû ñi ñeán keát luaän laø caàn phaûi cöû moät
ngöôøi laøm quaûn lyù nguyeân caû boä
phaän maø con kieán ñang laøm vieäc.
The position was given to the cicada, whose first decision was to buy a carpet and an
ergonomic chair for his office.Chöùc vuï oâng chuû nhoû naøy ñöôïc giao cho 1 con ve saàu, vaø quyeát ñònh ñaàu tieân cuûa con ve laø
mua ngay 1 caùi thaûm ñeïp vaø moät caùi gheá thaät eâm cho phoøng laøm vieäc cuûa noù.
The new person in charge, the cicada, also needed a computer
and a personal assistant, who he brought from his previous
department, to help him prepare a Work and Budget Control Strategic
Optimisation Plan …Vaø ‘oâng chuû’ ve saàu naøy cuõng caàn theâm 1 maùy vi tính vaø moät thö kyù rieâng, ñoù laø thö kyù cuõ cuûa noù, ngöôøi ñaõ giuùp cho noù chuaån bò Keá Hoaïch Toái Öu Hoaù Chieán Löôïc Kieåm Soaùt
Coâng vieäc & Ngaân quyõ...
The Department where the ant works is now a sad place,
where nobody laughs anymore and everybody has become
upset...Vaên phoøng con kieán laøm vieäc trôû thaønh
moät nôi buoàn baõ, chaúng coøn ai cöôøi ñuøa vaø moïi ngöôøi trôû neân
lo laéng khoù chòu...
It was at that time that the cicada convinced the boss , the lion, of the absolute necessity to start a climatic study of the environment . Theá laø con ve saàu thuyeát phuïc oâng
chuû lôùn, laø con sö töû, veà söï caàn thieát phaûi laøm
moät cuoäc nghieân cöùu kyõ löôõng veà moâi tröôøng laøm
vieäc taïi ñaây.
Having reviewed the charges for running the ant’s department , the lion found out that the production was much
less than before.
Sau khi xem laïi caùc baùo caùo taøi chính
trong vaên phoøng nôi con kieán laøm, con sö
töû phaùt hieän ra naêng suaát ñaõ thaáp hôn tröôùc ñaây raát
nhieàu.
So he recruited the owl , a prestigious
and renowned consultant to carry out an audit and suggest solutions.Theá laø sö töû thueâ 1 con cuù,
ñoù laø 1 coá vaán noåi tieáng vaø coù uy tín,
ñeå tieán haønh ñieàu tra vaø
ñöa ra caùc giaûi phaùp caàn
thieát
The owl spent three months in the department and came up with an enormous report , in several volumes,that concluded : “ “ The department is The department is overstaffed ...”overstaffed ...”
Con cuù boû ra 3 thaùng ñeå nghieân cöùu veà vaên phoøng vaø vieát moät baùo caùo khoång loà, leân ñeán vaøi quyeån, vaø ñi ñeán keát luaän: “Vaên phoøng naøy coù quaù nhieàu nhaân
vieân...”
Guess who the lion fires first?Ñoaùn xem oâng chuû sö töû sa thaûi ai
ñaàu tieân?
The ant , of course, because he “showed lack of motivation and had a
negative attitude".Dó nhieân seõ laø con kieán, vì noù
“thieáu ñoäng cô laøm vieäc vaø coù thaùi ñoä bi quan trong coâng vieäc”.
PS:PS:
The characters in this The characters in this fable are fictitious; any fable are fictitious; any resemblance to real resemblance to real people or facts within the people or facts within the Corporation is pure Corporation is pure coincidence…coincidence…
Caùc nhaân vaät trong truyeän nguï Caùc nhaân vaät trong truyeän nguï ngoân naøy toaøn laø töôûng töôïng, baát ngoân naøy toaøn laø töôûng töôïng, baát cöù söï lieân quan ñeán moät ngöôøi naøo cöù söï lieân quan ñeán moät ngöôøi naøo hoaëc moät toå chöùc naøo ñeàu chæ laø hoaëc moät toå chöùc naøo ñeàu chæ laø
ngaãu nhieân...ngaãu nhieân...
Nguyeân baûn cuûa Boà Ñaøo Nha, vieát bôûi PR. Obrigado Maùrio.