Betty Botter’s BatterBetty Botter bought some butter,But, she said, the butter’s bitter;

If I put it in my batterIt will make my batter bitter.

But a bit of better butter,That would make my batter better.

So she bought a bit of butterBetter than her bitter butter,And she put it in her batter

And the batter was not bitter.So t’was better Betty Botter

Bought a bit of better butter.

Black bug bit a big black bear. But where is the big black bear that the big black bug bit?

If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE ,BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS,ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES

If Freaky Fred Found Fifty Feet of Fruit and Fed Forty Feet to his Friend Frank how many Feet of Fruit did Freaky Fred Find?

A box of mixed biscuits, a mixed biscuit box.

RED BULB BLUE BULB RED BULB BLUE BULB

Winter Morning

Winter Morning

Winter is the king of showmen,Turning tree stumps into snow men

And houses into birthday cakesAnd spreading sugar over lakes.

Smooth and clean and frosty white,The world looks good enough to bite.

That’s the season to be young,Catching snowflakes on your tongue.

Snow is snowy when it’s snowing,I’m sorry it’s slushy when it’s going.