Being a Geek - 13 the Musical

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Rubato, misterioso

EVAN: Great. There goes the last personon Earth that's talking to me.

RABBI:

Koh - a - 3

mar ha' El - A - do -

A

EVAN: Oh, perfect!

3

RABBI:

shem What

B

EVAN: I can fix this!

RABBI:

now, E-van? But

C

EVAN: I'm not gonna be an outcast!

RABBI:After ten thousand years of Judaism,

I can say with authority: you're an outcast.

how, E - van?

D

CHORUS OF RABBIS:

A - men!

E

(gently)

EVAN: No! I'm gonna be friendswith every single one of those guysand that's the end of the story!

F

RABBI:

Why is it so im - port - ant to be

(under E.P.)

G

EVAN: What are you, kidding?

pop - u - lar?

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BEING A GEEK(7/5/09)

Music & Lyrics byJASON ROBERT BROWN

“13”Piano/Conductor

Blane Music Preparation 847•432-1200Local 10-208 #50768

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RABBI:

What would be so bad if you were - n't

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EVAN: Oh, Rabbi. You have no idea

what you're talking about.

pop - u - lar?

J

(HE gestures to the other RABBIS entering.)RABBI:

Tell me how it is.

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Tell us how it feels.

Cue: Keys II

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Piano/Conductor – 2 – #11 - BEING A GEEK (7/5/09)



Motown ballad, easy and soulful ( )

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5EVAN:

Be - ing a geek is the lone -

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li - est thing in the world.

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I got - ta tel l ya, Rab - bi,

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When you're a geek, it's the lone -

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You're al -ways

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won - der - ing what ev' - ry - bo - dy's

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laugh- ing a - bout, And star - ing

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in at the world like you got

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locked out.

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No - thing is worse. It's a crime,

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it's a curse, It's the lone -

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EVAN: You wouldn't understand, Rabbi. RABBI:Oh, I know something about it. I'm a Rabbi in Indiana.

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24[EVAN:]

Be - ing a geek is the sor -

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ri - est state e - ver known.

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I

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knowwhat I'm talk - in' a - bout And

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be - ing a geek does - n't go

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once you're gone or you're grown.

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CHORUS OF RABBIS:

Tell

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EVAN:

me a - bout it, bro -ther. The girls all

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roll their eyes and walk a - way when

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you get close. You've got a

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fa - tal di - sease no one can

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di - ag - nose. It's con -

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ta - gious, it's vi - ral, It's a

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down - ward spi - ral, The lone -

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- li - est thing in the world.

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But when you're cool,

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When you're cool,

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you've al - ways g ot a crowd.

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Go and break

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the rules 'cause you're al - lowed.

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Go and sway

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the gang in an - y di - rec -

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- tion. You've got a high -

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speed con - nec - tion When you're cool.

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You're the e -

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- pi - to - me of charm and grace.

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When you

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want to get to sec - ond base,

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If you're cool,

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you know you've got a shot!

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But oh!

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If you're not, It's a waste,

^

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it's a drag, It's "suck"

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in a bag, It's the lone -

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60[EVAN:]

CHORUS OF RABBIS:

Geek. Geek.

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Geek. Geek.

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Geek. Geek.

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Oh,

Oh, oh.

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yeah.

Geek. Geek.

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It's like a cold

Geek. Geek.

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wind blow - ing, yeah.

Geek. Geek.

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If you

Oh, oh.

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like the wrong mo - vies, If you

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like the wrong bands, If you

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take the wrong clas - ses, Don't speak.

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EVAN:

If it's

CHORUS OF RABBIS:

You're a geek.

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Sa - tur - day night and You don't

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have an - y plans 'Cause you've

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spent the past week learn - ing Greek...

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If you're

CHORUS OF RABBIS:

You're a geek.

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ve - ry well - ac - quaint - ed With the

Geek, geek.

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lock - er room toi - let 'Cause your

Geek, geek.

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head's been shoved in - side it, Just shriek:

Geek, geek.

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If you

"I'm a geek!"

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start to get ex - cit - ed 'Cause you're

Geek, geek.

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gon - na-throw a par - ty But the

Geek, geek.

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peo - ple you've in - vit - ed all shriek:

Geek, geek.

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"You freak!"

Geek!

sub.

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You're not u - nique!

Geek!

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It's just the

Geek!

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life of the geek! But when you're cool...

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You can ral -

When you're cool,

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ly when the blues at - tack.

Oh, oh!

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Ev' - ry prob-

When you're cool,

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- lem just rolls off your back!

Oh, oh!

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You can han -

When you're cool,

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dle ev' - ry slip and slide

Oh, oh!

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With - out break -

Oh Oh

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ing your stride! When you're cool...

Oh Oh

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You don't care

When you're cool,

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that peo - ple dis - ap - pear.

Oh, oh

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You don't care

When you're cool,

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that your Dad's not here.

Oh, oh

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You don't care

Woh

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that your life's been up - root -

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ed and bent With - out

Oh Oh Oh

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your con - sent! A geek's

Oh

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a - fraid it's ne - ver gon - na

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be o - kay, But the cool

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kid knows it does - n't mat - ter

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an - y - way.

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It's the dif -

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- f'rence be - tween Be - ing fine

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at thir - teen And the lone -

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li - est thing...

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I said, the lone -

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li - est thing...

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I know it's the lone -

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li - est thing

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colla voce (rubato)

In the world.

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CHORUS OF RABBIS:

Geek, geek.

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RABBI:

Keep try -

Geek, geek.

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ing, Ev - an.

Geek, geek.

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You can do

Geek, geek.

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it, Ev - an.

Geek, geek.

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Be a

Geek, geek.

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man, Ev - an.

Geek, geek.

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Rit.

Geek, geek.

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Cue: BASS

Hmm.

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PLAY


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