“And Then He Said Jump”

As I stood on that elevated platform, Waiting for the other two to jump, I looked around to get a glimpse of things I normally don’t see. Half-Naked guys going up the cable car, Buddhist Monks babbling on their cell phones, And Mr. Brown actually being scared to do something. I heard a scream and observed my surroundings, The first pair was nowhere to be seen. So I headed over to the railing to eyeball the pair, But the only thing I caught a glimpse of was BOING, BOING, BOING. So I stepped up to the guy who strapped me, Tied me to the rope and sent me towards the guy holding the big rope. He told me to turn around and cry out “cheese”, And then he let go of his rope. And then he said, “Jump”