Adventure Time - Puberty

7/28/2019 Adventure Time - Puberty

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ADVENTURE TIME WITH FINN AND JAKEPUBERTY

byEdwin Li

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EXT: VILLAGE - DAY

Finn, 14 year old human, and Jake, the magical shape shiftingdog, go to town, eating FRIED HOG ON A STICK.

FINN

Do you think shell like this? Finnpoints to a sword.

JAKENope. Princess Bubblegum doesntneed a sword.

FINNHer birthdays tomorrow and I dontwant to buy her something stupid.

Finn takes out the invitation.

INSERT INVITATION:

Princess Bubblegum, big smile, holds a decapitated monster-head with a speech bubble next to her.

TEXTCome to the party for Candy Wormsand Drinks!

Jake takes a bite out of the HOG STICK

FINNYou can tell its high class. I meanlook at the artistry.

JAKE(pointing)

What is this called again?

FINNDeep fried Jake, deep fried.

Finn and Jake walk pass shops, a shoeshine stand, a magazinerack, and an outdoor BARBER.

Finn and Jake walk pass the ICE KING getting a shave!

FINN AND JAKE(shock)

WHAT!

The Ice King turns his head, while the barber trims hisbeard.

ICE KINGHello.

FINNWhat are you doing here-


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JAKE (CONDT)(Interrupting)

Prepare to die! Explosion ORBactivate!

Jake pulls out an orb; its starts BEEPING 3, 2, 1

Nothing happens.

The Ice King has no reaction.

JAKE (CONT'D)Aww man. My orb is broken.

ICE KINGIf you must know, I got invited tothe Royal Party and would like to

get ready.

FINNThats a lie. She would neverinvite you!

Finn takes out his sword, ready to slice.

ICE KINGWhats that on your head?

The Ice King points to Finns head.

FINNWhats what?

ICE KINGThat thing on your forehead.

FINNOh Im not falling for that one.

ICE KINGNo Im serious.

FINNIf this is some type of trick IceKing Ill send you down to the LavaPits of Goldenhar.

Finn looks into the mirror to see a BUMP on his forehead.

Jake farts.

JAKE (CONDT)Sorry, hog stick. Looks like a zit.

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FINNA zit? Blerg! Are you sure its nota demon trying to rip out of myhead?

JAKEThats a little extreme bro.

FINNIm going to pop it. Finn squeezesthe zit.

JAKEAre you crazy man! Dont do it!

FINNWhy?

JAKEBecause it could lead to more zits.

FINNBut I look so stupid! Ahhhh.

ICE KINGHey! I know something that willhelp - DARKNESS FACE CREAM. Got ridmy zits (snap) just like that.

JAKEIve heard about this. The cream isendorsed by all the celebrities -like the hit boy band SINGLELOCATION.

FINNSingle Location! I love those guysbut why would I want any help fromyou?

ICE KINGWell the Princes will be there and

you cant go to the party with thatugly old zit on your face.

JAKEHumm hes right you know. Finnsface looks busted.

(to the Ice King)But still - why did the Princessinvite you.

The Barber scrapes the shaving blade SLOWLY up the Ice Kingsneck; he does not respond to Jakes question.

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ICE KING(beat)

The cream is located in a dangerousplace - the UNDER UNDERWORLD.

JAKEThe Under Underworld! Thats theunderworld under the underworld.

FINNIts like looking under a carpetand finding another CARPET!Alright, Ice King we are going toget this Darkness Cream but ifyoure up to something I know yourBarber. Lets go! Finn and Jake runoff.

ICE KING(evil laugh)

Yes hahaha!

CUT TO:

MAIN TITLE

EXT: UNDERWORLD 1 DAY

Finn and Jake climb down a rope into the first Underworld,while singing a song.

FINN & JAKE(singing)

Adventure is great. It sofreaking awesome I love it somuch. Bang, Pow, Bomb. Whoa Whoa.I dont want to go on anAdventure. No. No. No! What elseam I suppose to do? Life willsuck!

FINNGreat song Jake, we should make analbum together.

JAKEYeah man.

FINNYeah right after our -

Finns voice suddenly changes to a deep BARRY WHITE MONSTERvoice.

(His voice goes in and out during the rest of the show)

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FINN (CONT'D)(monster voice)

- adventure. What the heck? Myvoice!

JAKELooks like someones going throughpuberty.

FINNFeels like a monsters inside of me.

SCISSOR BATS, body of a bat, wings of a scissor, withmuscular arms, SWOOPS in.

JAKESpeaking of monsters! Watch out!

The Scissor Bat cuts the rope and our heroes fall to theground.

SCISSOR BATI knew this would be lot more funthan going to THE BOUNCE HOUSE OFSADNESS.

CUT TO:

INT: BOUNCE HOUSE OF SADNESS - DAY

A group of unhappy teenage demons bouncing up and down.

UNHAPPY DEMONwhatever

BACK TO PRESENT

Finn and Jake fall down a deep dark cave next to a pile of

ROCKS.

FINN AND JAKE

Ahhhh!

They land and the Scissor Bat comes back to finish them off.Finn takes out his sword

FINNTime to turn you into SAFETYSCISSORS! Ahhh!

Swords clash with the Scissor bats wings. Finn swipes theBat with his sword without success. The Scissor Bat PUNCHESFinn in the face repeatedly.

FINN (CONT'D)Im all Jacked up man. Help me out.

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As Finn is beaten to a bloody pulp, Jake tires to come upwith an idea.

JAKEHey Finn hold him off while I think

of something.

With his back turned, Jake continues to think. The ScissorBat smashes Finn from behind.

JAKE (CONTD)Humm what should I do?

FINN(o.s)

Awww help me bro! Help me!

JAKEI got it.

Jake starts fling ROCKS like a machine gun. The Bat takes onseveral to the face, until finally the rocks break one of theScissor Wings and the monster goes DOWN.

JAKE (CONT'D)Take that! And That.

FINNGreat job Jake! You did it.

SCISSOR BATNot cool bra!

The Scissor Bat dies. Finn uses his sword and rips out a goodSCISSOR WING.

FINNYes! This might be useful.

Finn puts the Scissor Wing in his backpack.

JAKE

Now what?

FINNLook over there!

JAKEWhat?

Finn points to a sign that reads UNDER UNDERWORLD THIS WAY.The sign leads into a dark tunnel made of ROCKS.

FINN

That was convenient.

Our heroes move forward into the darkness.

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EXT: ROCK TUNNEL - NIGHT

Finn and Jake stop at a sign located next to a huge pile ofROCKS that reads: UNDER UNDERWORLD located beneath pile.

Finn tires to push the pile away.

His face starts to drip grease as he struggles.

FINNAgghh! It wont move. Lets trypunching it!

Finn and Jake pound the rocks with their fist but it stillwont move.

FINN (CONTD)

My fist! Theyre all jellybeanshape.

JAKENo need to curse Finn. Step back Iknow exactly what to do. Jake takesout an EXPLOSION ORB.

JAKE (CONTD)So I did a little tweaking and thisshould work. Explosion Orbactivate!

Finn and Jake run off screen.

The orb starts to beep; 3,2,1 Nothing happens.

FINNAww man theres no way I can getthe cream now. Ill be stuck likethis forever!

Finn puts his head down. Oil from Finns face drips onto theground. Jake comes over to comfort him.

JAKEHey buddy. You ok? Whoa!

Jake slips on the oil and gets back up.

FINNI dont understand whats happeningto me. One minute Im happy, andthe next, I feel angry! I canteven control the oil dripping frommy face. Thats it Im going to popthis thing.

Finn squeezes his zit with his fingers.

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JAKENo. Dont do it.

FINNIm going to do it Jake, Im going

to do it.

JAKEDont do it man.

FINNIm doing it. Im doing it.

Finn starts to sniffle.

JAKEFinn Im sorry that youre feeling

this way. But thats part ofgrowing up and it will pass.

FINNReally Jake?

JAKEYeah, once you get over pubertyyoull become a stronger person.

FINNWhat if I dont want to grow up?

JAKEAll heroes grow up.

FINNReally?

JAKEYep.

FINNWell...if thats what it takes tobe a hero! Then Im doing it.

Thanks Jake youre the best friendI can ever have.(beat)I got an idea!

CROSS FADE TO

Jake expands his body until he wraps the entire pile of

ROCKS.

FINN

Ok Jake. Are you gripping theentire pile?

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JAKEYes!

FINNNow roll over!

Jake curries the rocks with him as he rolls over, revealing atrap door.

FINN (CONT'D)Come on lets go!

Finn and Jake open the door and walk down a dark tunnel.

INT: UNDER UNDERWORLD

Our heroes enter a pitch-black room and we only see the white

of their eyes.

JAKEThis is scary.

FINN(deep voice)

Yeah I know.

JAKEYour not helping.

FART

FINN AND JAKE(simultaneously)That was you.

A creature SLITHERS around them.

FINN(normal voice)

Is someone down here?

CREATURE (CONTD)

No

JAKEBut that doesnt make any sense. Byreplying to my question you justimply that someone IS down here.

CREATUREHuh? Ahh Youre confusing me.(hissing)Blah, Im going to eat you!

More snake noise.

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JAKEHelp! Finn I cant move.

FINNOh man. I cant see anything. Where

are you?

JAKEIm right here! Follow my voicedude.

FINNWhere?

JAKERight here!

FINNOh there you are.

JAKEI think your butt is in my face!

FINNNo its not. Oh wait - sorry.

JAKEFinn!

JAKEIm just going to take some greasefrom your face and.

Jake lights a fire. Now they are able to see the monster,which looks like a SNAKE but with HUGE BICEPS. Jake and Finnboth scream. Finn uses the grease to help Jake slide out.

FINNAlright! Darkness Cream here Icome!

Finn takes his sword and slashes the monster but the sword

breaks in half.

FINNHuh?

CREATURESo its the Darkness Cream youwant? You can have it but only bybeating me in a game older thantime itself!

FINN

Dude, what is up with all theseobstacles man? Ok whats the game?

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CREATURERock, Paper, Scissors

FINNThats it?

JAKEHaha. I thought itd be dangerous.Hahaha.

CREATURELoser dies! Hahaha!

(beat)Two out of 3 dorks! Finn and theCreature play by the fire stick.

FINN AND CREATURE

After 3 they both open their fist - Finn has SCISSOR; theCreature has ROCK.

CREATURE(evil laugh)

Haha! One more and your dead!

FINN AND CREATURE

Finn has ROCK; the Creature has SCISSOR

FINN(deep voice)

Dont count me out yet buddy!

Things get tense. Everything slows down.

They open their fist tied; both paper.

They open their fist tied; both rock.

They open their fist the Creature has ROCK.

Finn has PAPER!

CREATURENo!!!!

The Creature melts into a container of Darkness Cream.

JAKEWay to go! Woot woot!

FINN(deep voice)

Now its time to finish this!

Finn wipes the cream on his zit - it shrinks immediately.

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FINN(normal voice)

Im back to normal! Now lets go tothe party.

EXT. OUTDOOR PARK DAY

Finn and Jake arrive at Princes Bubblegums out door birthdayparty. The Ice King is also there, with a clean shave. Healmost looks normal with his back straight.

FINNWhat the?

ICE KINGHi guys!

FINNBut you look like a normal person.

ICE KINGI know right?

The Ice King starts to dance.

The Princess enters.

PRINCES BUBBLEGUMHello Finn! Welcome to the party!

FINNHi Princess. Are those candy worms?

Finn walks up to a TABLE of CANDY WORMS but before he caneven put them in his mouth, the zit suddenly grows back.

FINN (CONDT)What?

It continues to grow. It grows so big that Finn cant evensupport the weight of it.

FINNWhat should I do?

PRINCES BUBBLEGUMJust pop it!

FINNIm out of options man! Jake! Takethe scissor from my backpack.

Jake takes the scissor from Finns backpack and pops the zit.BOOM!

A roaring DEMON emerges from Finns forehead, dripping withoil.

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JAKEOh, so it was a Demon.

The Demon rampages through the party, destroying everything.The Ice King starts laughing as he put on a fake beard with

strings attached, returning to his evil self.

ICE KING (CONDT)REVENGE! Woot woot!

JAKEYou wont survive my Explosion Orb.Ahh whats the point. It doesnteven work.

Jake throws the Orb into the Demons butt - it gets stuck. TheDemon continues to destroy the party and eating the guests.

Finn gets up with an enormous EXIT WOUND in his head.

FINNHow are we going to kill him?

DEMONThe only way to defeat me is if youbeat me at a game of Rock, PaperSices... Hey candy worms!

The Demon calmly sits down to eat candy worms with the otherguest. Finn and Jake are unsure what to do.

JAKESo I guess we won.

FINNI guess so.

JAKEDoesnt feel like it.

ICE KINGWait, huh? Why arent you killing?

The Ice King starts kicking the Demon with little effect.

ICE KING (CONTD)Murder and destroy you stupidthing.

The Demon grabs the Ice King and flings him back to the IceKingdom.

ICE KING (CONT'D)Ahhhhhhhhh!

The Demon goes back to eating candy worms and make small talkwith the guest around him.

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DEMONNice day for a party huh? I likeyour shirt.

GUEST

Oh thank you.

DEMONDo you like jokes?

GUESTOh yes.

DEMONWhat do you call a guy who likessneakers and Japanese food? A shoe-shi lover.

GUESTHahaha!

The Demon breaks the tension and becomes the life of theparty.

Suddenly, the Explosion Orb goes off - BOOM!

Demon body parts fall from the sky like acid rain.

FADE TO BLACK.

THE END.

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