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why Helena needs to see Andreas à Paris treNtE et un raisOns
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why Helena needs to see Andreas à Paris
treNtE et un raisOns
1. Because she must.1
2. 11Because there are too many conversations left and typing is abstract and tiring.
3. 11Because one cannot claim to make the perfect risotto and expect not be asked to prove it.
4. 11Because the light there is amazing, and Helena is very fond of light.
5. 11Because the movie culture there is like no other, and Andreas is very fond of movies.
6. 11Because Helena has never been to Andreas’ Paris.
7. 11Because (...)
8. 11and (,,,)
9. 11et (.;.)
10. 11and finally(!!!)
11. 11Because on doit manger beaucoup de baguette et de fromage, et boire du vin, et faire des autres choses ordinaires qui deviennent extraordinaires à Paris.
12. 11Because Paris is reason enough.
13. 11Because Andreas is reason enough.
14. 11Because even if they are repulsed by each others’ body odour, Paris has got plenty of interesting smells to make up for it .
15. 11Because Italian is nice but French is so damn sexy. Especially when spoken by an Eastern German.
16. 11Because What is love? Baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more.
17. 11Because Helena needs to practice her French.
18. 11Because Andreas needs to start learning Spanish.
19. 11Because Nietzsche would agree.
20. 11Because so would Stephen Fry. And Wilde. And Benjamin.
21. 11and most certainly Barthes.
27. 11Because some things are meant to be experienced, not merely believed in or imagined.
22. 11Because failing to do so would officially qualify as a Crime against Humanity and All Things Fair and Beautiful.
23. 11Because virtual fights and discussions are way too diluted to be attractive or healthy.
24. 11Because they have banks to rob, macho mafias to destroy and music to disagree upon. And together it’s better.
28. 11Like your laugh.
26. 11Because life happens in motion, “and motion produces nothing but motion.”
29. 11Or your skin.
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30. 11Or all of you.
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