The 2nd Most Interesting Man in the World

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“Stay real, my friends”

The 2nd

MOST INTERESTING MAN in the world

Roberto

Once and only once he engaged in hand to hand combat to protect his older brother, in middle school. He won.

He was attacked by an Atlantic octopus that sucked blood off his leg. He later cooked & ate the octopus as a trophy.

As a young man, he copied a dictionary, using an old Remington typewriter.

He runs with 1200 lb. wild bulls at 30 mph because he can.

He fought an electrical eel for over 2 hours while on vacation, and she lost.

He is a Mac and a PC.

Once he caught over 50 poisonous Portuguese Man-of-War jellyfish in one day, with his bare hands.

He played soccer for 10 hours straight without a break, 2 of them in pitch darkness.

His passion for eating exotic living creatures is only matched by his passion for swimming with dangerous sea creatures.

He hunted wild rabbits at night from a Mercedes Benz.

He speaks four languages and dreams in color in one more.

He’s been given factor from the ovaries of a Chinese female guinea pig, as an ancient health boost.

He has secret service clearance.

Once he caught and crushed over 40 jumping fleas with his nails.

His favorite smart gadget is a Newton.

He killed 13 mosquitoes in one night, in total darkness.

He once danced with his ancestors in a far away continent during a prolonged meditation ritual, naked.

His other favorite drink is from the Camellia Sinensis bush and dates back to 10th century BC.

for more interesting facts contact Roberto

408.540.8256