Sysadmin delight

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When the sysadmin has done his job properly, he shouldn't work.

The Good SysAdmin has to accept failures

The GREAT SysAdmin has to embrace them

Sysadmin granting access....

Everything broke, while you were out...

mydir=” dir”; rm -rf /$mydirmydir=” dir”; rm -rf /$mydir

bash: ls: command not found

LAN cable trough the toilet

10-12000 $

Deployment goes wrong, deploying the test DB to live, overwriting the real DB

Fixing a small BUG...

Removing the backup of a client instead of restoring his files

Unfortunately removing the wrong drive to swap from a RAID array

The unplugged rack... because of the vacuum cleaner...

Install a new kernel...with missing drivers...

When the municipality decides to clean up...

When your infrastructure does not work as you want...

When you get slashdoted...