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Sysadmin Sysadmin delight delight

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When the sysadmin has done his job properly, he shouldn't work.

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The Good SysAdmin has to accept failures

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The GREAT SysAdmin has to embrace them

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Sysadmin granting access....

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Everything broke, while you were out...

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mydir=” dir”; rm -rf /$mydirmydir=” dir”; rm -rf /$mydir

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bash: ls: command not found

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LAN cable trough the toilet

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10-12000 $

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Deployment goes wrong, deploying the test DB to live, overwriting the real DB

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Fixing a small BUG...

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Removing the backup of a client instead of restoring his files

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Unfortunately removing the wrong drive to swap from a RAID array

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The unplugged rack... because of the vacuum cleaner...

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Install a new kernel...with missing drivers...

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When the municipality decides to clean up...

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When your infrastructure does not work as you want...

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When you get slashdoted...

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