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you tried

Rule 1a: feature the artist prominently.

Rule 1b: if not the artists’ face, then use their motifs.

Eddie the Head.

Rule 2: make sure their name is prominent.

Rule 3: interesting lighting.

Rule 4: don’t over-edit.

You tried

That’s a lie I don’t think you even tried at all.

If all else fails… Do something quirky.