SPEAK EASY ENGLISH BLUNDERS AROUND THE WORLD

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TAKING NO PRISONERS – EVERYONE IS FAIR GAME

TO TRAVEL, YOU NEED A TICKET:

*I used to be afraid of flying…

CATCHING A RIDE:

LET’S EAT!

OR MAYBE THIS PLACE?

AT THE HOTEL, FOLLOW THE RULES TO BE A GOOD GUEST

SIGHTSEEING AT THE GARDENS

OR MAYBE A TRIP TO THE ZOO?

MAYBE WE SHOULD TAKE A SNACK…

SHOPPING FOR SOUVENIRS!

WE CAN PARK THE KIDS WHILE SHOPPING FOR SOUVENIRS!

IT NEVER FAILS… WHEN YOU NEED TO GO, YOU NEED TO GO!

WELL, AT LEAST THAT’S CLEAR.

I FIND COFFEE OFTEN HELPS TO GET THINGS MOVING…

AND ALWAYS WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER USING THE LOO…

STAY OPEN TO NEW CUSTOMS… THESE ARE FOOT-WASHING INSTRUCTIONS:

YOUR GUESS IS AS GOOD AS MINE…

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THANK YOU AND GOODBYE

“ Something wonderful is about to happy. “

FINAL THOUGHTS… WHY, ENGLISH, WHY?