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SPEAK EASY ENGLISH BLUNDERS AROUND THE WORLD Full disclosure: Only one image is original (***); all others taken from engrish.com and chinglish.com
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SPEAK EASY ENGLISH BLUNDERS AROUND THE WORLD
Full disclosure: Only one image is original (***); all others taken from engrish.com and chinglish.com
TAKING NO PRISONERS – EVERYONE IS FAIR GAME
TO TRAVEL, YOU NEED A TICKET:
*I used to be afraid of flying…
CATCHING A RIDE:
LET’S EAT!
OR MAYBE THIS PLACE?
AT THE HOTEL, FOLLOW THE RULES TO BE A GOOD GUEST
SIGHTSEEING AT THE GARDENS
OR MAYBE A TRIP TO THE ZOO?
MAYBE WE SHOULD TAKE A SNACK…
SHOPPING FOR SOUVENIRS!
WE CAN PARK THE KIDS WHILE SHOPPING FOR SOUVENIRS!
IT NEVER FAILS… WHEN YOU NEED TO GO, YOU NEED TO GO!
WELL, AT LEAST THAT’S CLEAR.
I FIND COFFEE OFTEN HELPS TO GET THINGS MOVING…
AND ALWAYS WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER USING THE LOO…
STAY OPEN TO NEW CUSTOMS… THESE ARE FOOT-WASHING INSTRUCTIONS:
YOUR GUESS IS AS GOOD AS MINE…
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THANK YOU AND GOODBYE
“ Something wonderful is about to happy. “
FINAL THOUGHTS… WHY, ENGLISH, WHY?
