The un-officialdNYel

Instruction Manual:

To Sha

On her Wedding Day

All sorts of advice on

Marriage and Bliss

NICE

Shahida dear,

Remember to treat one another with kindness. It will take you through the long journey together.

Lots of Love,

Cikgu Kalida

COMMITTED

Love your husband with all his faults and idiosyncrasies, and that includes his family. He comes as a total package – non-refundable and non-replaceable. Remember that you have already checked him out before you decided to love him.

Lucy

STOIC

Dear Sha...Dear Sha...

Congrats on becoming Congrats on becoming “MRS”!“MRS”!

Wishing you bliss in your Wishing you bliss in your married life and married life and remember,remember,

““Tolerance” is the key.Tolerance” is the key.

Love BLohLove BLoh

MEDIATEDMEDIATEDDear Sha, Dear Sha,

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between the sheetsbetween the sheetsis Chanel Nis Chanel No.o. 5”… 5”…

Which is by far theWhich is by far thebetter option tobetter option to

Channel 5.Channel 5.MinMin

PECUNIARY

Ah Sha Mie Na…

Never let the Man decide how you should spend your money. They always forget women are the best accountants ever

Ah Heah

DIPLOMATIC

Sha Sha Mei Na…When the Man acts “bimbo” as a means of magnifying his ego, zip up the mouth

and stop talking. They need to know that contrary to their

belief, women DO know how to shut up and when to.

Communication resumes when a pair of Ferragamo appears at the bedside.

Ah Heah again

PROLIFICDear Shah,

Congratulations!

Have a blessed marriage and have lots of kidsssssss!

Love Ivay

ENVIRONMENTAL

Dearest Sheikh & Shah

Wishing you a house full of sunshine,

hearts full of cheer,

love that grows deeper

each day of the year!

Jo

MATHEMATICAL

Dearest Shahida,Dearest Shahida,

Let nothing limit you…Let nothing limit you…

go forth and multiply! :Pgo forth and multiply! :P

CynthiaCynthia

MULTILINGUALDearest Shahida…

“Meilleurs Voeux!”

Never go to bed angry!

Make up, kiss and the rest is history…

Anne V

RESPONSIBLE

Dearest Sha,

Congrats! Have a blissful marriage and don’t bully your mum (do your own laundry)!

Here’s to the little Sheiks & Shahidas!

Amy

CARNALHey Shahida…

Rule No 1:

Finally, licence to have SEX!

Rule No 2:Don’t EXHAUST

yourself on the 1st night… Space out!

Shasila

DOMESTIC

The 4 most important words in ANY marriage… “I’ll do the dishes!”

Elizabeth

COMMON SENSICALCOMMON SENSICALNever attempt the Never attempt the

Kama SutraKama Sutraafter a heavy dinner.after a heavy dinner.

PaulPaul

CLASSICAL

Just Do It.Nike (?)

TACTICAL

Invest in an Arsenal of sexy negligee and initiate sex often.

An anonymous Arsenal fan’s wife

CONFIDENTIAL

Dear Shahida,Dear Shahida,Learn to trust, commit and forgive – that’s Learn to trust, commit and forgive – that’s how my marriage has lasted 3 decades how my marriage has lasted 3 decades and more!and more!One more secret: food for the soul and stomach may do wonders, so start investing in those cookery books!

Kam Chuen

TRAVELOGICAL

Dearest Shahida.

Congratulations on your most memorable & beautiful day.

Your journey begins now and you’ll discover new strengths and possibilities. Togetherness is great.

Julianna

THERAPEUTIC

Be ever cheerful, ever joyful.

Laugh always.

Hwee Teng

MONOCHROMATIC

say Yes to your man,

yEars later he’ll still

Love you

Love you and

hOnour your

voWs.

Anonymous yellow person

GOURMET

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COMMUNICATIVE

Men want to hear things like this:1. “You turn me on”2. “I feel really safe when I’m with you”3. “I appreciate the way you handled the

situation”4. “Thank you for working so hard”5. “If only my friends had husbands like you”

Especially in that order!

Kah Lin

PARADOXICAL

Just be submissive and you’ll be EMPOWERED.

Anonymous

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Joshua

EPICUREAN

Dear Shahida

Just bear in mind this wise advice from the married women in our Dept:

“The way to a Man’s heart

is through his tummy.”

Gladys

EXISTENTIAL

Dear Sha,

Just one word…

ENJOY!!

Hee Hee…

Anonymous laconic