Malice in Wonderland: Or, Transformation and ComplianceJustin Arbuckle – VP Transformation, Chief Enterprise Architect, CHEF@dromologue / JA@chef.io

Alice in Wonderland is a story about a ‘normal’ person in a world where rules are arbitrary.

Sound Familiar?

The Rabbit makes the Rules that Matter

You will never find your cat.

SCALE CIRCLESCONTROL

The Caterpillar Knows about iteration

A Different kind of Cat

The Cheshire Cat’s (or Arbuckle’s 1st) Law

If your capability to comply exceeds your capability to create, you will always create the past.

The compliance of an organisation is direct proportion to the encodedness of its rules.

The are always riddles and never Jam.

The March Hare’s (or Arbuckle’s 2nd) Law

Everyone at the start of the party plays every game

The Queen of Hearts Law (or Arbuckle’s 3rd):

Security / Compliance officers at every standup so backlog and progress is visible.

Were there ever any tarts?

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Justin ArbuckleTweet : @dromologueEmail : ja@chef.io

'I could tell you my adventures — beginning from this morning,' said Alice a little timidly:

'but it's no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.'