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IN THIS ISSUE:VP CANDIDATE BIOS
PLANNING OUT YOUR SCHEDULE/DEGREEEXEC APPRECIATION
FACEBOOK CONFESSIONSST. PATTY’S TALES
MARCH 12TH 2013ISSUE12
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courtney gillis
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robyn fenske
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committee contributors
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see you in two weeks, and vote!
committeePatrick nguyen @patricknguyen
cara chong @cchong
Danielle hoefele @dhoefele
sareeta lopezscott veronellymaria kim @9sBabyGrandma
jordan oakesGRACE HONG @GRACEEHONG
jason yuen @captawesomes
Doug bennett
thanks to all the all-star teams for a great week of dodgeball, and congrats to the schaffer all-star team for
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