A COMPREHENSIVE ANALYSIS OF….

THESIS

Kelly Rowland likes her kisses down low.

(On her vagina.)

SUPPORTING STATEMENT:

“Nothing can compare to when you kiss me there.”

COMPARISON OF PLEASURES FOR KELLY ROWLAND

Cars Diamonds Ponies Rose Colored Glasses

When You Kiss Me There

Make Kelly Rowland arch her back.

OVERARCHING GOAL

Q. How?

A. Kisses.

Not to be confused with…

Kerimel kisses

Kissing Instruction Manual

Get a little roughDo your thang

Ride awayMisbehave

Do everythingTake your time

Send chills down spineTurn her on

Give it to her slowSpeed it upHeat it upLet it go

A little more to the left

LEVELS of Back Arching

Beginner Level

Advanced Level

Expert Level

SEEK MEDICAL ASSISTANCE.

PAYS Homage to…

Madonna, “Where Life Begins”

Suggestion: Give IT to her…

Potential Academic Theses• Cunnilingus and Culture: Sexual Taboo as Aesthetic

• Give It To Me Slow or Speed It Up? Verbal Cues, Miscommunication and Intimacy

• Susan B. Anthony, Eleanor Roosevelt and Kelly Rowland: Not So Different After All!

SURPRISE POP QUIZ!!!!

Kelly Rowland likes her kisses…A.) Down lowB.) Up high

C.) To be motivatedD.) Like ice (I-C-E)

Who made this?

A.) The Rowland StonesB.) Tina Knowles

C.) Mike WiLL Made ItD.) Baby Jesus

What do kisses down low do?

A.) Pay bills, including telephone and automo’ billsB.) Make her arch her back

C.) The Pretty Girl RockD.) #LotusPromo

Where can I buy “Kisses Down Low”?

A.) iTunesB.) iTunesC.) iTunes

D.) All of the above

Beyoncé likes her kisses…A.) BOW DOWN

B.) H-TOWN VICIOUSC.) SO CROWN

D.) BOW DOWN, BITCHES

Michelle Williams likes her kisses…

A.) to be UNEXPECTEDB.) On tour with Fela! The Musical

C.) Till the end of the worldD.) Prayed up

Final Thoughts

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