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A COMPREHENSIVE ANALYSIS OF….. THESIS Kelly Rowland likes her kisses down low.
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A COMPREHENSIVE ANALYSIS OF….
THESIS
Kelly Rowland likes her kisses down low.
(On her vagina.)
SUPPORTING STATEMENT:
“Nothing can compare to when you kiss me there.”
COMPARISON OF PLEASURES FOR KELLY ROWLAND
Cars Diamonds Ponies Rose Colored Glasses
When You Kiss Me There
Make Kelly Rowland arch her back.
OVERARCHING GOAL
Q. How?
A. Kisses.
Not to be confused with…
Kerimel kisses
Kissing Instruction Manual
Get a little roughDo your thang
Ride awayMisbehave
Do everythingTake your time
Send chills down spineTurn her on
Give it to her slowSpeed it upHeat it upLet it go
A little more to the left
LEVELS of Back Arching
Beginner Level
Advanced Level
Expert Level
SEEK MEDICAL ASSISTANCE.
PAYS Homage to…
Madonna, “Where Life Begins”
Suggestion: Give IT to her…
Potential Academic Theses• Cunnilingus and Culture: Sexual Taboo as Aesthetic
• Give It To Me Slow or Speed It Up? Verbal Cues, Miscommunication and Intimacy
• Susan B. Anthony, Eleanor Roosevelt and Kelly Rowland: Not So Different After All!
SURPRISE POP QUIZ!!!!
Kelly Rowland likes her kisses…A.) Down lowB.) Up high
C.) To be motivatedD.) Like ice (I-C-E)
Who made this?
A.) The Rowland StonesB.) Tina Knowles
C.) Mike WiLL Made ItD.) Baby Jesus
What do kisses down low do?
A.) Pay bills, including telephone and automo’ billsB.) Make her arch her back
C.) The Pretty Girl RockD.) #LotusPromo
Where can I buy “Kisses Down Low”?
A.) iTunesB.) iTunesC.) iTunes
D.) All of the above
Beyoncé likes her kisses…A.) BOW DOWN
B.) H-TOWN VICIOUSC.) SO CROWN
D.) BOW DOWN, BITCHES
Michelle Williams likes her kisses…
A.) to be UNEXPECTEDB.) On tour with Fela! The Musical
C.) Till the end of the worldD.) Prayed up
Final Thoughts
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