13 Ways to Spook Your Audience

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13 Ways to Spook Your Audience!

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1. PowerPoint Hell• Make sure to have LOTS of text on your slides,

in different fonts, colors and sizes!• About 99.9999% of content should be stats

and heavy data!• Don’t use any pictures either, only plain boring

text!!!

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2. Scary Costume

Your costume must be Super uncomfortable, and the

most inappropriate for the audience and the for subject matter of your presentation!

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3. Heavy Breather

Your breathing should be very heavy and loud, or short and fast, like running a marathon

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4. Invisible Man

Use LOTS of unnecessary Props and hide behind them!

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5. The Crazy ClownTry HARD to be

FUNNY!Say joke after joke and

if your audience doesn’t laugh, laugh

out loud yourself!

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6. Eye-Baller

Don’t change your leering gaze from one person to another in your audience, just find ONE victim and stare at them for the entire

presentation!

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7. Zombie MovementsWalk about on the stage

without any purpose!More random and

distracting the movements, the better!

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8. Stiff Skeleton

Be as stiff as possible when speaking!

If you’re not a Zombie mover, stand still and

stiff!

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9. Clasped Hands

Under no circumstance use your hands!

Just clasp them tightly together behind your back or frontal “fig leaf” area!

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10. Pumpkin HeadTo smile when presenting in

public is good, but don’t over-do it and keep a creepy smile on your face the whole time!

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11. Stage Fright

Act and be terrified on stage!

That way the audience will copy

you and feel fearful too!

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12. Wing It!

Never prepare your presentation in

advance,Just wing it!

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13. Being a Loner!

Be a Loner and do not seek any help from Professional Presentation Skills

Coach!

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Remember, keep spooking your audience and do not

seek any help from the Business and Sales

Presentation Skills Coach..

Natasha Arvinte-Hickey

Happy Halloween ;)

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