Valentine’s Day
Customs and Symbols
Love is STRONG
Let me squeeze the love right out of you.
February 14th
• Valentine’s Day is on February 14th.
• The picture to your left looks like it says “74” instead of “14”
• EPIC FAIL
St. Valentine
Saint Valentine was murdered on February 14th between AD 269
and263.
Wall Calendar
• These children are marking Valentine’s Day on a calendar.
• These children only want candy so the dentist will give them new toothbrushes.
• You can tell how much a child is loved by how many cavities he/she has.
Valentine’s Day Card
• This Valentine’s Day card is pink
• It has two hearts on it.• Someone will sign the
card, put it in the envelope, and give it to a special person.
• I didn’t get you a card.
Cards are made of paper
•Paper factories pollute the environment•Paper comes from trees•Greeting cards pollute the environment and kill trees
• More on Cards…
Chocolate Candy
• Red boxes of chocolate candy are popular on Valentine’s Day.
• Chocolate is expensive.
• I didn’t get you any chocolate.
Tooth decay
Love expressed in candy equals painful dental visits
Gift and Card
• Someone will be happy to receive this Valentine’s Day gift and card.
• This is not a real gift, it’s just a PowerPoint.
Flowers for Her
• The husband is holding a bouquet of flowers behind his back.
• He is going to give them to his wife.
• The flowers will die soon after they’ve been given.
• The husband has knowingly given his wife something that will die soon.
• True love equals dead flowers.• What does the wife have behind
her back? Is that nothing? Then she deserves dead flowers.
Flowers after 2 days…
Cupid
• Be careful…if Cupid strikes you with his arrow, you will fall in love with the first person you see.
• If you are attacked with arrows, then you must fight back.
• .22 cal rifle is more accurate than an arrow.
• Good luck Cupid.
THE END
With love, Melanie
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