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V rHeKnoliJsConsuliyour Jochr frtttjl atout rnedieat mailers He knowTnul him

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KILLS 12 8VAKES IV SCHOOL

IVrtljr flea TwiclitT Puts Pupils oilDesk

Appleton WIs April tISpetl ¬

bound by fright boys and girls stoodon top of their desks In district schoolNo 1 Jn Outagamle county whiletheir teacher Miss 1Florence Archl ¬

lr bald Barter a desperate light with astow poker killed 12 pIne snakes

r J the largest of which wassevcu feetlong

Whllo the pupils were singing heiropening song the little ones In therear of the room screamed and ran to

the teacher who upon Investigationround the big snake nearly crawlingIn at the door

Instead of fainting as might be ex-

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r 11k Archibald who Is youngand pretty ordered the frightenedchildren to get on the desks Thengrabbing the stove paker the pluckyteacher attacked the reptile whichfought viciously until a well directedblow crushed Its heals As she startedto tthrow It out of the door Miss Arch ¬

bald discovered eleven smaller snakes

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Talk with your doctor about Ayers non-

alcoholic Ssrssparilla Ask him Jf he pre ¬

scribes JtJpr paledcciteI chlldrprl Askhlmlf he recommends It when the bloodIs thin and impure and when the nerves arcweakandUllteadyAsk him if it aids natureIn bulldlnRUpthcEeneral bealth < VSi0

and with tho poker killed them allShe believes the snakes had a nest

under the old schoolhouse and weroattracted Into the room by the music

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Gentlemen In 1897 I had a dIseaseor the stomach and bowels In thespring of 1902 I bought a bottle rrKodol and the benefit I received allthr gold In Georgia could not buyMay you live long and prosper Yoursvery truly C N Cornell HoJIng OaAug 27 iOOC Sold by all drug ¬

gists

You mighty skdered bout leavlndls worl said the old preacher anyet dars milk and honey whar yougwlne

lilt aint garching enough waitho replyd What 1 wants Is somethin whatll hit de spott AtlantaConstitution

DeWitts Little Early Risers the ram¬

ous little lIveiMiHIa Sold by all druggists

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Try the San for Job Work

t I City Transfer CoC L Van Meter Manager

All Kinds of Hauling Secondand Washington Streets

Warehouse for StorageBoth Phones 499

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ABRAM L WElL CO

Fire Steam BoilerLife Bonds

AccidentPlate GlassHealth Cargo

HullAutomobile 1

Elevator

IOlifce Phones Residence PhoneOldI 7211II4

I Campbell Buildings Paducah Ky I

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CRYSTAL THEATER

Presenting Superb VaudevilleWeek Beaming April 27 1908 and All Week

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iThe Smukler Sisters Singing and Dancing Comediansi 1

Ferny Smukler Black Face Comedian

Illustrated Songs Moving Pictures

Amateur Contest Every Friday NightAmateurs be sure and register iu time

I CHANGE OF PROGRAM THURSDAY

t Excursion to-

EDDYVILLEI

L Under Auspices of theT Paducah Central Labor Union

Sunday May 3da On the Handsome

t HI STEAM ERWWit Carrying Capacity 1000

Good music and dancing Dance tall equipped with electrict fans Lunch and refreshments No intoxicating liquors

TO PICNIC PARTIES Will stop at nil way landings lyor

parties of ten or more This opportunity should appeal to

fithefiI

SCHEDULEl Leave Paducaltat000 u rue Arrive at KtMyvllle otl00 pm

Leave Smlthland atl000 a m Leave Kddyvllle at 400 p m

FAREROUND TRIPPaducah to EddyvHle d d d Adults 75c Children 40-

cSmlthland to Kddyvllle w Adults Me CJilldren 2xsQ

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OMITTKIl FROM LIST RKTUIINKIHV SCHOOL KXIMKUATOIIS

of SuiMYintrmlent and SeeroIWoik Kelly

Koviiiiu1Will Net City Much

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Tour hundred and seventy names

llsta1conpiledhaw already been found by tho secre-tary of the school board and Supcrlntendent Carnngey who ore InvestlgatIng the matter Of tho names art190 colored children who attend theQarflcld building and It Is said thesewore omitted because of the fact thatsome of tho enumerators did not fullyunderstand the boundaries of theirwards

The Investigation was started uponrecommendation of SuperIntendentCarnage who discovered that whilethe census enumerators reports showa falling off from last year In thenumber of children of school age Inthe city the schools have a larger onrollment by ZO this year than latA special enumerator has been employed The city gets 370 from thestate school fund for ovefy child otschool ago In the city the law provldlug that the list must be taken duringthe month of April

HOOKI Its MVKKWORTTar mid QuUJIIIIIIJ111

For the complete cure of CoughsColds AsthnSn nnd Bronchitis and nilLung complaints tending to Consumption Llvrrwoir Tar and Wild Cherryhavo for ages maintained an estab-lished reputation as a standard CoughRemedy It contains no opium orharmful drug can be given withsafety to children Price 100 Soldby druggists Williams Mfg Co

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ills Llvrr Upside Down limit onWrong Side

Baltimore April t f Surgeons InJohns Hopkins hospital during an antopsy on the body of Judge John EMcKelghon of St Louis discoveredthat Instead of the usual setting olthe organs those in the body werescattered about

His heart was turned In a positionthe reverse of normal his kidneyswere united by a ligament in theshape of a horseshoe and the liverwas upside down with the gall bid-der on top Many of the smaller or¬

gaps were a chaos of entangling cordsarid fatty substances

Surgeons are wondering whetherho was born with his organs In nor ¬

mal positions or whether they wereput In that state through disease orsome freak of nature

Judge McKelghon lived to tie CC

years old Ho became seriously HI

In St Louis In February and hisphysicians wero unable to fathom hissymptoms He was brought to theJohns Hopkins hospital early InperItormedwere made of such startling naturethat the family consented to an aut-opsy

There Is rjothlng better than Kodol fordyspepsia Indigestion sour stomachbclchtng of gas and nervous headacheIt digests what you tat Sold by aJdruggists

The HooKter MuzzleThey were like fairy helmets

little wire helmets no bigger than a

walnutTheyaro rooster muzzles said

the city farmer as ho led the waypast the pea beds on the window sillsthe potato field on the back porchand the Houtlshlng mushroom crop

jHoosterEven so Muzzles1 not to pre-

vent¬

roosters from biting for eventhe gamest fowl has never beenknown to snap but to prevent themfrom crowing See here

I They had rreached the tiny chickenrun The city farmer caught a roos ¬

ter and gently slipped a muzzle overIts fierce head

I Now said he It cant crow Itcant wake the neighbors with Its

thanksItocrowdedII city quartersI Harrison Weir Invented the roos-

ter¬

muzzle A rooster to crow yousee stands erect ilapa his wingsthrows back his llymd and opens his

I beak vide If he cant open hisbeak no crow can come from his little

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UNTO THK EXDrier space for tears and prayersTo him who loves and darts

Tho high gods sendOut laughter lighted daysThrough all llfos winding ways

Unto the end

Istand beside the sea

And salt waves cover meWith spray-

I know that I who standUctwlxt the sea and landN All day

Shall bo as yellow dustBlown here nnd thereHeavens winds shall carry md

I wilt not wherenut this one thing I knowWhereer my dust shill blow

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If theyre Rockstheyre rightJ

I Ilnllml of IloiiKiinl Tlioujtlitd

Dont lot us talk at wretchednessDont let us walow In our woe

Dont let its drivel oer distressDont 1Ik us wander to nnd froAmid the mire and mud below

Uut let us rise on Joyful wingsIntb the golden sunlights glow

loots think and talk of pleasantthings

Dont lettis clamor for redressDont let us deem a soul our foe

Instead of cursing lot js blessAnd never lot us gloat or crowOer ijoraeonos trouble lot us show

What perfect peace our viewpoint

brlligsITo alj vho after jjqodness go

Lets think and talk of pleasantthings

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Lets talk ot trouble less and lessTo anger let us bo more slow

Lets strive more patience to possessAnd more compassionate lets

growA cheerful word or smile bestow

And you can quell tho scorn thatstings

This duty to ourselves wo owe

Lets think and talk of pleasantthings

ENVOIHo mortal men and women ho

Hark to tho son a minstrel singsIf aught of happiness youd knowLets think and talk of pleasant

thingsHarold Susman In Success Maga-

zine

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IllS ILIUYassah knowledges dat I steals

yo Honah now and ugln confess-ed Urother Iliinkiini who had beendragged up before tho bar of justiceon the charge of embezzling sundryfowls I steals sah but ony dUBpart o1 de tlmenotnll de time Dorest o de time I sawtuh projectsaround amongst do dlffunt llglousooraernatlons catln dinner wid em

and uhmaklu out like I was mightynigh on do ken edge ojlnln theirchurch and I iumblrsomely axes yosab to lemmo down easy If yoplease uhkazo I does muh heenyusness dess some o do time as I sayshero and not allI do time like desoyuh trust genlcmcn dat weall yeaststell so much about nowuhdaysAnd sides all date yo Honuh whatddese yuh good folks dats allus trylnto suado mo over to delr way otlilnkln do wldout me If I was togo to Jail they wouldnt have nobodyto practice oatI and yo organizesyosef sah dat dey kalnt keep well

Nervous women should profitby Mrs Bartons experience withLydia E 1iuklmtns Coinpouud

Mrs Helen Barton of 27 Pearson Street ChIcago ill writes toMrs Miikham-I I was all rundown and on the verge

of nervous prostration from overworkand worry and 111 In bed when I begantaking Lydia E 1lnWiams VegetableCompound After I had taken it a weekI commenced to get better I continuedIts use my nefous trou1lo dlsnppcaretand I am conpleteIrestored to healthI hope LydIa E Pinkhams VegetableCompound will benefit other womenas Iit has m-

eFACTS FOR SICK WOMENFor thirty years Lydia E Pink

hams Vegetable Compound madefrom rootS and herbs Ms been thestandard remedy for female illsand has positively cured thousands oiwomen who have been troubled Vithdisplacements inflammation ulceration fibroid tumors irrefjujaritiesperiodic pains backache that bear

b1dllfCstlondlzzinesBorWhy dont you try it

Mrs Plnkluira Inyltes all sickwomen to write her for adviceShe has guided thousands tohealth Address Lynn Nash

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Torn P MorganI lit May SmartSot

DoWItfs Kidney and Illadder Pills areprompt and thorough and will In ashort tlmu strengthen weakened kidnays and allay troubles arising fromtntlamniatton of the bladder Sold oy

all drullltl

lUIJUI of tho Uni ¬

reiterating ata dinner his bullet that must American philosophy failed of Its object

Many a philanthropist his liecrtheating with love 6f his felowmrnwould bo palled up with a round tutusaid Irof Xcuhlln If ho knew whatreally became of tho last hundred orthe last thousand ho gave to charity

Yes ho would bo taken as comI ¬

pletely aback as a young man wliosaid proudly Ite Lila girl In the moon ¬

lightTellmo my own when did yon

first discover that you loved meTWhen I found myself getting

angry overy time anyone called you aIfool alto replied Xew York Times

Truth needs no authority otherthan Its own

Ho hoes nothing extraordinary whodwplcos the ordinary

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LAZY LIVERI and Caictrtti la toot that I would net W

Uliout thca Iu troitttj a tau 4 < il withrapid llttr >nd bWehi Now tine akrt-assail lndr cubule I teetor at kbNlrrtliHl ertatnyr rrtantnad tlim to tat fllBjl

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ANNUAL SALE TEN MILLION BOXES0

MEN AND WDMEHCM CK U for ouittiint

pulemmuW1Srrttntloaarof ma coat mmbto-sraolnd not titrla-Cnt or rdloonl-sold by Drmaelltort lldn writer

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IMPORTANT DECISION

Case of much Interest was tried eatTuesday before Judge Kmcry whereQeorRo Flcklln of this city wascharged with clllnti Intoxloatlneliquors and the evidence showed liesold Dr Fizz Creiuo and Vivo pre¬

pared by A M Jaevl on Co andthe proof all went to show the bcveraRos were nonIntoxicating and thecase was dismissed as no VIolation ofthe law could be proven

The decision ot the court vlll actfavorably with tho sale of Dr FizzVivo and Cremo which aro preparesand sold by A M1 Laevlson Co ofthis cit-

yJUST OPENED

Private i

Dining Room

HotelBelvedere

We have just openedn perfectly appointedprivate Dining Roomfor tho use of smallparties

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Something like hot water bagstam n KyrlngcKrCtc you Klinuhlthu house at all times Alma onctllllllIIthem hero and youll Iw n

llrstclass quality as well as economyI

1In cost This applies to lspecial hickIroom needs as well asUi articles orcvcryday us-es H WINSTEAD Druggist

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Jlicy look better feel better and work better Clipped horses tire easierto urouui and you arc not annoyed by horse hairs when 7rlvhnr > We

I have an electric machine and an expert operator and will give you usRood work as can be done aU the regular pi Jcc s

THE TULLY LIVERY CO rlurorporilnl

Fourth and Kentucky Avenue

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I FOR SALELumber iron all salvage of former Marry

Anderson stable Purchaser to remove debrisat once Phone or call on

ED D HANNANPlumper N It

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The largest assortment of roses andf i°

plants in the city also 25000 plants atless than 3 cents 175000 other plantsto select from See us before placing

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