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By Roy L McCardelli-

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essserveral You men afro always up-t>3 some trick or another of that kindAnd I want to ten you that I a-mfng down Into the cellar to see rt-

VM have any tunnels dug Whatfor How do I know what for Mr

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t vied woman know what her-r Mud is lip to You cone homeu tell us some wonderful storyii OM what detained you at the omco

I 1oJ we have ta bellevo you It Ist ugh to brcal my heart when I

t k of whrt I lannl ip withi i cc VITS Ti Lbw pries 1te-t runa the rSjti iiKCs Oh Mr-

ISKK I do not asK you what la onyour tonsciente but If you have dugany tunnels tell me wlat they areTor

VJiy did von do It hove you at lot Com yo r once It Is veryt rngothat 1 have called there twice-

in the pat year and you were outDo I dig cny tunnels Do you lienme cone ui from do cellar wi-nnIl on my shoos nnd the featherson rcy hat nil broken thr ugh mycrawling thrmikii n cellar No youdo not You sald bo ashamed ofyourself What have you done thatyou should want to hide away Whytoud you hIde in a collar Donttell mo you havent I read thepapers and know what Is going on

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Look at that young Mr Mlzner Heintrrles poor Mrs Yorkcs comes toher when she Is in the first stages ofher widowhood and has to got 1 lot I

of mourningand If you knew whatmilliners and dressmakers were luteyou would not wonder that a womanregards going Into mourning with anaching heart

Ot course If Mr Rockefellerwanta to dig a tunnel from his houseto that of bU soninlaw tout U hisbusiness he It a rich man and ciafford tunnola and luxuries of thatsort But you have no eonIn lawend you know ft Oh Mr NOCK

I hope you havent been deceiving meall these years Oh do not look atme that way You may have boon

lmarried before for all I know youncnrer take me ltto your confidences-I know nothing about your affairs

1 am only an unpaid housekeeperI a household drudge I am only your

wife on whom you vent your 111

i humors How do I know what youdo or where you gol You may havea thousand tunnela for all I sea or

i hear of you I only know you arenot In this house except for yourn eats or to sleep Night after night-I sit up at the window waiting andwatching for you to come homewhile you are out at beefsteak din-ners

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with a few friends and your happen to get In the house ahead ofmo you have a scowl on your face

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NO9THE FIRST FARE FIGHT IN HISTORYT-his Log Was Kept by Noahs If future apes deem that ice The Ape said After the first round I guess therell be no tight this trip

Third Son JAPHET and Is Hers Compote a Happy ramdee Your cant tell where youll be found Though each one claims theTurned Into Versified Vernacular by Ill mention here the Peace Doves pot The AntEater In fierce elation The Ape for fame now makes a bidALBERT PAYSON TERHUNE No sinecure in this quaint spot Sneer fo and pet a reputation As the Unbeaten Simian Kid

Today the Polynesian Ape Says Bhem Their talks as up to date While modestly the brave AntEeaterGuyed the AntEaters funny shape At any prizering hcavyvenhtl Styles himself Nonpareil World Bratrr

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EKEB something In this air I think SavngI grieve to mention that you The crowd was getting kind of weary Will future pugilistic marks

T That putt folks temper on the blink Are ugllern a New York park status both the combatants icere leary Copji these windy PatrlArkstAnd makes them alicayn yearn to scrap A fight was scheduled on the pot So In disgust their leave they taTe For further particulars see Mondays Even

the And for a while tile air was hot Midst friendly words Was Stiff and talnl lug World this pageAnd wipe each other ofT map

as If I were breaking up our happyhome For It Is a home MrNags Oh 1 know you have donenothing to make It aol I have-I have tolled and slaved I have metthe tradesmen with their hills

You have none of the worry onyour shoulders you have to dois to bring home the money to paythe xpencs that lets you out-Flow foollvh a woman Is to sacrifice-her life for the sake of a man whrdigs tunnels You dont dig tunnelWell you might as well Mr NOGB-

as to act us If you do There are It

lot of tunnels bolng dug In this townand all I know Is that my heart Ibrooking at the way you act Heryou como home and start a quaywith me about Rockefeller What dtI care about Rockefeller All I ashIs to be treated with some considera-tion

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Mr Nagg You ought to beashamed of yourself

TunnolsT Who said a word abouttunnels You started It and youknow you did How can you talk Ume the you did You neversaid a word you ay7 Well j

would rather you spoke up and Fwhat was In your mind Oh yes 1

forgive you I always do that anapunts why yon Impose on me You

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l Single Men Should Be Called Master-By Nixola GreeleySmlth

TIME ago the women of Paste war Interested InSOMEauTOevtea reform aa to the mode of tornxiily ad

the sex It wa proposed that everywoman be opokas to and of as madaime without retard towhether or not her state of bleoaedneos was dn le or dl

l by two Many ffomvn the reformers tAxlased-Tidedr were forced Into marriages idhfouch tear of betas called

Miss after they led reached an age wh n tbat youthfulappellation ceased to be appropriate

I think these peopl tan got an entirely wrong IdeaAa the oex la now subdlvliied a man knows whldh am

single and which ere married and can devote his attentionto one or thn other claea according as he wants to flirt

fD t to settle down

fie Even classified aa we are there are Dodd buooaneen whoe dliTegard our labels And what dire anarchical contusIon

mteht result If we all came under the ffenaral head o-

iMadamo or Mrs It wouldnt do at all ButIs It tar that wo ahouJd bo so systematically ticketed while all mankind hus

band or baolulor roams at large under the undljtlnrulshlngr title of Mr f

Obviously It Is notYouths up to the age of eljcteon BO are addressed Mfaister But while

I this discriminating prenx Ji dropped when they aequlra the lonssst trou =ers andI the most Important air of their lives Mien cllnev to ua hops upon eUl oun-

lettaiu duunls In wr rtliimay Kl xoaperat d ears until aa the French womenstate we become ao desperate that we actually marry to get rid of It

But the remedy for this Irreffulatdty lies not In dropping the uae of Missbut In continuing the me of Master

If men were addressed and Introduced aa Master onttl marriage jut aawe are addressed aa Mlrn there would be ao many young women writingto Dotty for bajjrn or the heart wounded hy married men who pretended theyVrent

Furthermore there would be a peculiar fitness In dropping the word Mal-ii r aa soon aa they were ltd to the altar poor thins l No who had comounder tho yoke would drain of continuing beyond the church door e mode ofoddreaj that considering hla state could only be derisive It the unmarriedwomen of New York would only undertake to adopt this change it might aoonbe affected

Let the unmarried men who peralst In Mlaalng ua understand that according to strict equity and loelo we should Master them But of course wo

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The Adventures of the Knowzitalls o I By Rob Thompson

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DELICIOUS DINNERS FOR SIX AT A COST OF rare two dinners which have

HERE prizes in a housewives conInauxunAed br the Pitta

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end Is planned for six persons Formenu No1-

Noodlo SotrpJt a plump stewingchicken welghlnt three pound Cut Inpieces same as tor tIns Put In soupkettle cover with oold water and whenat bolllnff point skim very carefullyAdd salt and boll until dhloken Is ten-

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Lift chicken strata broth haveabout three quarts put in noodles bollfor twenty mlnutea and servo

Fried Chicken Melt one tablespoonful of butter and one of fresh lard Inpan Put in chicken salt and pepperand dust a little flour over It Fry anlte brown hi oven 11ft Ohlcloen andmake gravy by putting a little of thebroth In tho pan Pour over chicken

Hot Slaw Shred white cabbage fineto have about 1 quart Take a pleoo ofbutter the ache of an egG put In vesselto molt said 1 tablespoonful fine flourxnveiheif onpfol vinegar a tablespoonfuls

HEALTH AND BEAUTYMargaret Hubbard

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Jrytnr wet otterwashing Dee arood soap that iscue with IttUa alUali wioh and drywell than apply the

emollient I give You BeScajefuJ alsp-not to > upl a4 tfbtra to too t i44ea-sASoes iE 4i a l1

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Noodlo Soup Hot SlawMashed Potatoes Rued Chicken Creamed Peae

Broad and Apple PuddingMENU NO L

ConsommeCreamed Salmon In Ramekins

Baked Potatoes Veal Birds Stewed TomatoesBancroft Pudding

Black Coffee

lof swear aolt and pepper to taste alittle dry mustard Lot come to bOIl

stirring all the time Then add 1 cupfulof milk Put In cabOOse and let cometo boll once morn

The cost of menu No 1 Is as followsOhlckem Ui cents noodles I cents po-

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10 cents slaw 10 tents pone 13

cents pudding 13 cents Total L

The eeoond of the two prize dlnnen la

By AyerHands It poealble after uslnv the emollient The

bon of the knuckles cannot be comr pressed Hess la the emollient Suet oranoUne 1 ounce camphor to trainsglycerine 1S ounce Molt the Inffredlents together then pour the mixtureInto come vessel anti allow It to cootSoften a lump of the salve hi the palmof your hand and rub It well Into theakin before retiring for the night

Brllliantino Recipe183 M I think his brllllantlne

nil recipe will give the desiredlvi glow to your halve Cwtor oil 4-

fluid drams sweet almond oil311fluid drams alyoertae I1f fluiddrams JooJtey Club treat I quid

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prepared as floJIowni Gilt a I0c nt canof consomme Slice one lemon you gettwo for II coots putting n slice in eacibouillon cup-

Creamed Salmon In Ramekins Smallcan of sulmon or half a large one I1

cents Make a cream sauce wlU-italjlospoon

neach of bitttar and sour an l

a cup of H11U Into this stir yousalmon Butter the ramekin cups linewtbh bread crumbs fill with mixturealternating with a layer of bread

BETTYS BALM LOVERSAll perplexed young people can

taln advice on theirlove affairs b writing BettyLets for her should be addressed Db1BETTY Evening Worldbox J3J4 New York

She Cannot SleepDear v

AM a girl of elsrhteen yean and amI very much in love with a young man

of twenty I love him so much thatI cannot sleep for thlnklnr aboutHim I would very much like to knowhow I can find out tf he lovea me as

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crumbs and basteVeal BlrdaThlrty coots worth ofveal cut yap thin Pound till one

Quarter moh thicktl3 br 4 Inohea ChopthelatrimmSiSafine Add half as much fine breadcrumbs as meat season highly withalt enae and onionJuke Mutt with one egg and a little hot water Spread mixture on eachalioa roll upM and tie or fastenwith skewers Dredge with flour andtry In butter Then them aoup of milk and let simmer for twentyminutes Serve on toG4 pour gravyover thorn garnish with lemon Thisla the other lemon we bought two for5 cents

Naked potatoes I cents Tomatoea-medIum4tse oan10 cents

Bancroft PuodlnrCreani two table-spoons

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ot butter and one cup of sugarand add one wellbeaten egg Sift onemil a half ClipS of flow 1t11 onehalfof salt and one toaapoon ofhaltfnc powder Add onehalf oun oftour toth < first mlxbtue > iat UIO-

Tinichly then add rest of flour and onehalt cup of milk alternately Beat one

of a square of chocolate Into thobatter and bake In a moderate oven> rvo with a drawn butter sauce Coa-tI material IS cents

Black Coffee Oneceventh of a pound-of JS ceTt cotta B coatsn n-

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You trill hare to walt US he doesand content yourself with being upretty and charming aa possiblecA PostalCard ProblemB T nttyr-

WENT to the country for the sum-mer

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I and had a young man to seeme every dqy him my cityaddmM but I dont know It he re-

membered

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respond with htp by tnnOY post oafdsWhose place to Inow In the oltyT ANlOUS

It le the rwns mans cut to elandhim one postal card wptlM not be aftvtalaoolaraUon You mljht try It

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tre teat nlrht Mid called It TheRedskin In an emotional moment be-

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tha Wtaln lilr Chief Brady viewedthe experiment with some alarm Judg-ing by hta word I know well get ItIf we deserve It but I hope to God wewont deserve It

The critical tomahawk Ie burled sotar as we are concerned Criticismhalos and n arks time at The RedskinThe only critics Qualified to ludjre serethe Blows bravos whom Mr Bradybrought from Nebraska and as thev al-

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the author to live and come beftre am atmoenhorta Imllan curtainIt la assumed that they wore satisfied

Mr Donald UaeLann was much morecheerful than lila t> Inv He wore thedinner 1a kot of civilization hfl held actearette between his flnrers and hemilled awav the Catharine loom of hishID Mir trnz Vv He may know hisIndian ha certainly know hH shakes

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fIlaare setoia to have gone to theWestern frontier tiitod In hand with

Gentle WillJuliet and the Nurse were earlv on

the ncrno Adulola was ittio fairest ofher race nnd odd Tana MbnrotCi hartrheumatism They talked of a Romeocalled Nlatawa who switched to Hanlet the moment his father was killed byChief Lot nvtnnda toe lntlm tlruf thatthe fair skin of Adulola was oniethlnemore thui a family Inheritance X Whiteman was hsid orlaoner br the tribenineteen vwini betas and wellAUulola was susolclotwly fair and lustnineteen Later on the GkmX Chieftalked nlalnlv and calnfullv to Athilolaabout thU coincidence-

Meanwhile Nlatawa was out for bloodlie WIll an outcast poor buck butAdulola loved him Just the same Lashota a bad squaw also loved Wen Bhe

told him she wa an outcast Wee him-

self but she wasnt amiihlae of tbie

kind Had It not been for oertaln pecullarltlea one of which was Nltttawo shewoUld have been a respecUM marriedlady

Tho Redskin at this point awmmeathe proportions of a problem play

TIc virtuous AduCola beooonea tnvolvtvl on her aooontnlt by going to theGreat Cave of Many SpJrlta to have agood sensible talk with Nlatawa andthe naughty aquaiw who to get rid ofher husband has told Nlatnnra that U

was he who killed hU father TheGreat Chief finds her these and then Itla that ho goes Into family historywithout reserve Nlatawa to about tot

be bumod at the stake tar hla pecca-dilloes

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when Aidulola rushes to the jreaoue with the InformaiJon that hedidnt know the lardy was married MrBradys real Indians enlivened thisscene by a charming Bttla ghostdance

Niittvwa la about to flffht to the death rwith the supposed murderer of his tfather 4 the bad squaws huaixand whenthe old oh f oonfeasea that he did therob quite unlntantlonalCy He la blindso the bad uquawn huaband otters totight Nlatawa for him Adulola pro

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teats but Nlatarwa pays be wants to j

fifth and shouldnt mind In the leastIf he were klllod What la love with-out

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a father le the burden of his swansong The bad squaws husband makesshort work of him

Nlatawas spirit turns hamadrytdand lives In the Dominated trees an4this la ao wearing on AduDola that abs

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1sees phantom canoes and lust pineaway The bad sauaw meanwhile haabeen changed from a volunteer ito a fregular ontcut

The bigframed Tyrone Power WithhU sonorous voice made The GreatChief Impressive and Edwin Ardengloried In the HomeoHamle heroics ofNlatowa Mlle Katherine Grey asAduloia did fairly well but Ux charactor of the wicked Lashota was quitebeyond Mlsa Bijou Fernandez The realIndiana seemed greatly Interested In theperformance and grunted beautifully

The Redskin lj finely staged butIt la more picturesque than dramatisIts like a progressive funeral with mov-Ing

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ANofffdal In Africa writes of the Zulus About 6000 people were hors last

Friday and most of them were compelled to sleep here Having no food fortheir entertainment I hurriedly purchased two bulls which I gave tot the

Uiklfa None of them would touch the meat They thought I might have be-

wltahed the animals and that by partaking ofthemoat they would toaD alt In-

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eOdd Lingual DiscoveryT OHN ACKWORTII who hoe made a special study of the dialects of Lan

cxLBhlr Yorkshire the east ooootB and of the Dane a shows that tho DanesJ by their early landings and cooumbiga In England have Influenced the fu-nIrlagot

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the east oofiata of Britain to an extraornHnajrj degree So strong Is theSngUah of the east coasts of England Impregnated with Danish M eaya thatI am ruse that If a flahennan from the nut coasts of IDngland were toba wreck-

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loot he would be able to task himself understood

May Mantons Daily FashionsFA-

NCY YOKE WAIST

PATTERN No 8292

HID mtet node InT Lingerie styb ta a dprononaoed farortta

of fashion whether thematerial be lawn sort sUkor wool and this one iii

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weal the yoke and the isleeves are cut from tuck lIhill which to turther en f

rlohad by medallions andbojulln of embroidery iSuch sliM aaOhlna mesallnepongee and the lllce are 1

however made In similesstyle and also the softpretty wool batlat andvollea ow1hloh must be nottdas blow cxoMdlnjrty servlaeabl a well as dainty 9both tor sepazttte blouets II

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sod for the ootlre gownThe Quantity of material Irequired for the medium I

At ti I yards B IMyards 27 or li yard Ukohes wide with 114 li Priurda of tuoWnff and Sl4yards of insertion to make 1

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