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THE BARBER OF SILVERYMOON

PeoplehavebeendisappearingatnightinthecityofSilverymoon.Somevanishentirely,

leavingbehindwhisperedrumorsoffiendsorotherevilcreatureshavingspirited

themaway.Othersreturnstrangelyaltered,withtheirmemoriesofhavingbeenkidnapped

wipedcleanandtheirmindsstrangelydulled—andalwayswithremarkablehaircuts.

Anadventureforcharactersof4thto6thlevel

Jason Bradley Thompson AdventureAuthorandIllustrator

DevelopmentandEditing:ScottFitzgeraldGray

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Adventure Setup PeoplehavebeendisappearingatnightinthecityofSilverymoon.Somevanishentirely,leavingbehindwhisperedrumorsoffiendsorotherevilcreatureshavingspiritedthemaway.Othersreturnstrangelyaltered,withtheirmemoriesofhavingbeenkidnappedwipedcleanandtheirmindsstrangelydulled—andalwayswithremarkablehaircuts. ThisadventureisdesignedtoshowcasesomeofthenewcreaturesfromVolo’sGuidetoMonsters.Exceptwhereotherwiseindicated,wheneveramonster’snameappearsinbold,itindicatesareferencetothatbook. Despiteitstitle(apunontheoperaTheBarberofSeville),thisadventurecanbesetinanysettlementoftheDM’schoice.Butbeware—thisscenariomightendwiththeplayercharacterstransformedinstrangeandpermanentways!Anysuchtransformativeeffects(includingthepotentmagicofthePrismaticColoringMachine)arethepurviewoftheDM,whoisfreetomodifythoseeffectsormakethemtemporaryasdesired.

Adventure Overview JoogeNopsmoth,atalentedbarber,haslonglivedinSilverymoonwithhisdaughter,Mops.Thetwohavealwaysbeenhappy,evenafterthedeathofJooge’swife,Giselle,afewyearsago—exceptthatJoogehasnoheadformoneyandanexcessivedesiretoexperimentwithnewbarberingtechniques.Oneday,JoogegaveahaircuttoawanderingkorrednamedBezoar.Thatstrangefeycreaturebecamehisregularcustomer,alwayscomingtoJoogeforcuts. JoogewasabletoearnabitofextramoneybysellingartobjectsmadefromBezoar’shaircuttings,whichthekorred’smagicalnaturetransformedintothesamehigh-qualitysteelasJooge’sscissors.Still,itwasn’tnearlyenoughforhimtobeabletoaffordtheflailsnailhesawofferedforsalefromapassingcaravan.Joogesuspectedcorrectlythattheflailsnail’scolorfulsecretionscouldbeusedtomakebrillianthairdyes,soheborrowedmoneyfromdarklingmoneylenderstobeabletoaffordthewondrouscreature.

Barber-Surgeons InmedievalEuropeandtheForgottenRealmsalike,barbersdonotmerelycuthair.Theyalsoperformavarietyofmedicalprocedures,includingdentistry,bloodletting(usingleeches),andsimplesurgeriesandbattlefieldamputations.Inreal-worldBritain,barbersandsurgeonswerenotrecognizedasseparateprofessionsuntil1745.Thebarbershopinthisadventureisa“traditional”barbershopwherehaircuts,hairstyling,andavarietyofsurgicalanddentaloperationsareallperformed.

Where’s the Map? Thisuniqueadventurecomeswithanequallyuniquewalk-throughmap,courtesyofauthorandillustratorJasonBradleyThompson.Havingcreatedwalk-throughmapsforclassicD&Dadventuresbotholdandnew,JasonhasthistimeturnedhisattentiontoVolo’sGuidetoMonsters,highlightinganumberofthenewcreaturesfromthatbookinthischillinglyhumoroustaleofevilbarbering.DMscandownloadthewalk-throughmaphere—butplayerswhomighttakepartintheadventurearewarnedthatthemapcontainsmajorspoilers.

Unfortunately,theprofitsfromsellingthosedyesprovednotashighasJoogehadhoped.Thedarklingsweresoonpesteringhimtocollecthisdebt.Whentheycouldn’t,themoneylenderssoldthatdebttoastrangewoman—actuallyadreadfulannishagnamedErrevasticaindisguise.Thepossessorofamalevolentmagicitemcalledtheevilcomb,thehaghadlonghadhereyeonBezoar,andsawJoogeasawaytotakecontrolofthekorred.Thehaghadbecometheleaderofagroupofxvartsbydisguisingherselfasabeautifulfemalespecimenthatcametobeknownas“Xvartette.”VisitingJooge,thehagquicklytookcontrolofhimandusedhimtocapturethekorred.

A Hair-Raising Plot BybrushingBezoar’shairwiththeevilcomb,Errevasticaturnedthekorred’sluxuriouslocksintoevil,living,tentacle-likehairthatnowdoesherbidding.Furthermore,thehagknewthatthisparticularkorredhadasecretmagicbeyondthenaturalmagicofitskind.Notonlydoesitscuthairtransformintothematerialofthetoolorimplementthatcutit,thathairtransformsintoalivingcreaturewhencutortornbyanotherlivingcreature’steeth,claws,orhands!SincecapturingBezoarandimprisoningthekorredunderthewatchfulgazeofthexvarts,thehaghasallowedthexvartstotearapartclumpsofhishair.Thoseclumpsaretransformedintonewxvarts,rapidlyincreasingtheirnumbersasfastasthekorred’shaircangrow. Inamasterstrokeofmalevolence,thehagthenforcedJoogetopullouttwoclumpsofthekorred’shair—onetouchedbytheevilcombandoneuntouched.ThosetwoclumpstransformedintotwonewversionsofJooge:anevilversionwhoisthehag’sstaunchally,andagoodversionwhowasbrainwashedtoremoveallmemoryofthehag. Now,whiletheoriginalJoogerotsinthehag’sdungeonsbelowthebarbershop,goodJoogerunstheshopbyday,usingitasacoverforthehag’snefariousactivities.EvilJoogerunstheshopbynight,usingittocaptureunsuspectingprey.Someoftheshop’svictimsareeatenbythehagorsacrificedbythexvartsintheirdungeonbelowtheshop.Othersareusedbyevil

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Joogeinhisdiabolicalbarberingexperiments,andthendestroyedorbrainwashedandsetfree. Saddenedbythemysteriouschangesinherfather,yetthankfullyunawareofalltheevilgoings-onbelowtheshop,Jooge’sdaughter,Mops,spendsmostofthedayaloneinherroomorplayinginthegarden.Heronlyfriendisaboggle,whichisdevotedtotheyounggirlbutlivesinfearofErrevastica. Now,onlytheadventurerscanstoptheevilbarberandtheannishagbeforeallofSilverymoonisoverrunbyxvartsandtormentedbyevilJooge’shair-cuttingschemes.

Adventure Hook TheBarberofSilverymoonbeginswiththecharactersarrivinginthecityandhearingrumorsofthemysteriousdisappearances.Thefirsttimethecharactershearhowthereturnedvictimsallcomebackwiththeirhaircropped,colored,andstyledinthemostexquisiteways,haveoneofthecharactersrememberspottingJooge’sbarbershopasthepartyenteredthecity.Therumorsthecharactershearandtheirsubsequentinquirieseventuallyleadthemtowardtheshop. (Thoughithasitsdarkermoments,thisisawhimsicaladventure,sodon’tworrytoomuchaboutmatterssuchaswhynooneelseinSilverymoonhasdiscoveredtheconnectionbetweenJooge’sbarbershopandthedisappearances.)

Interviews and Investigations Ifanycharactershavetheguildartisanorentertainerbackground,oriftheplayersuseroleplayingtohavetheircharactersengageanycityNPCsofyourchoiceinconversation,theylearnthatthebarber-surgeonJoogeNopsmothiswellregardedbothasagoodfatherandanexpertbarber.Heis,however,knowntobebadwithmoney,alwaysbuyingexpensivenewhaircuttingequipmentandpriceygiftsforhisdaughter,Mops. Morethanonce,Joogehastakenoutsmallloansfromhisneighbors,thoughthesearealwaysrepaid.HisneighborsalsoknowthatJoogehasrecentlytakentocarvingandsellingabstractmetalsculpturesshapedlikelocksofhair.(Intruth,thesearelocksofkorredhair,whichturnstosteelwhenJoogecutsitwithhisscissors.)

A Colorful Business Plan Jooge’sneighborscanalsotellthecharactersthatthebarberpurchasedaflailsnailfromtravellingwizardssomesixmonthsago,hopingtouseittocreateuniquehairdyesandpigments.Flailsnailsarerareandvaluable,andthepeopleofSilverymoonwere

impressed.Forabrieftimeafterthat,anumberofmysterious,short,cloakedfigureswereseenaroundthebarbershop.Thoughmanyofhisfriendsfearedthatthesestrangersmightbeplanningarobbery,Joogeseemedunconcerned.Inanycase,thecloakedfigureshavenotbeenseeninmonths. IftheadventurersaskspecificquestionsaboutJooge’swork,oneofhisneighborsmentionshowJoogehadoneofhisownteethreplacedwithanirontoothsometimewithinthelastsixmonths.WhyJoogedidn’tuseagoldorporcelainreplacementtooth,theneighbordoesn’tknow.

Following the Money Ifanyofthecharactershavethecharlatan,criminal,orurchinbackgrounds,oriftheplayersuseroleplayingtohavetheircharactersmakefurtherinquiriesaboutJooge’sbusiness,theylearnthatJoogetookoutaloanof10,000gpfromsomecriminalstobuytheflailsnail.FurtherresearchturnsupthatJoogeborrowedthemoneyfromdarklingmoneylenders—thecloakedfiguresseenbyhisfriendsandneighbors. Withafewclandestineinquiries,theadventurerscansetupameetingwiththedarklings,whotellthecharactersthatafterseveralunsuccessfulattemptstogettheirmoneybackfromJooge,theysoldhisdebttoamysteriousrichhumanwoman.Thewomannevergavehername;thedarklingsknowonlythatshewasbeautiful(byhumanstandards)exceptforthefalseteethshewore,allofwhichwerecraftedofiron.(ThiswomanwastheannishagErrevasticaundertheeffectofitsdisguiseselfspell.) Ifyoufeelasthoughthecharactersmightneedcombatassistanceintheadventure,oneortwodarklingscanbehiredasmercenariesatarateof100gpeachperday.

Jooge’s Barbershop Fromtheoutside,Jooge’sshopandhousemakeupamodest,well-keptbuildingwhoseonlyremarkablefeatureistheflailsnailhekeepsinhisgarden.Butinthesubterraneanlevelsbeneaththebarbershop,Errevasticatheannishaghascreatedaplaceofhorror.

1A. Well Theinteriorwallsofthisoldstonewellaredampandslippery.Thewater’ssurfaceis20feetbelowtheground.Climbingdowntothewater(area2A)orbackupagainwithouttheaidofaroperequiresasuccessfulDC15Strength(Athletics)check.


1B. Garden Thissmallbackyardgardencontainsgeraniumsinbloom,assortedplantsandherbs,andJooge’sflailsnail.Thesnailismostlytame,butitshiesawayfromhumanoidsitdoesn’tknow.Itattacksiftouchedorcornered.JoogeandMopsaretheonlyoneswhoknowthesoothingsongthatcalmsthesnaildownenoughforitscolorfulsecretionstobeharvested.

1C. Barbershop Front Door Astatueofagnomestandsoutfront,holdingasignsaying“Open”or“Closed.”Astringofteethhangsinthefrontwindow,advertisingthatasabarber-surgeon,Joogeperformsdentistry.

1D. Barbershop Main Room ThetalentedbuthumblebarberJoogeNopsmothworkshere.Hispricesareasfollows:• Shave:5cp• Simplehaircut:2sp• Fancyhaircut:3–5sp• Coloring:5sp(inadditiontohaircutcost)• Extracttooth:2sp• Rootcanal:1gp• Leeching(bloodextraction):1gp• Battlefieldsurgery:5gp(restores1d8hitpoints;canbeperformedonlyonceperdaypercustomer)

Byday,the“good”falseJoogeworkshere(neutralgoodcommonerwithWisdom6andCharisma15;seetheMonsterManual).GoodJoogeisfriendly,butheknowsnothingaboutanyevilgoings-oninthecity.Magicsuchasdetectthoughtsrevealsthatheistellingthetruth,andasuccessfulDC10Wisdom(Insight)checknotesthatheseemssomewhatdistractedandabsent-minded.However,adetectmagicspellcastonthisfalseJoogenotesafaintauraoftransmutationmagicaroundhim.Thisauracannotbedispelledorbrokenexceptbyawishspell,whichturnsJoogebackintoapileofhair. Theshopcontainsasink,mirrors,afireplace,andnormalbarberingandsurgeryequipment.Asecrettrapdoorsitsunderthebarberchair,andcanbenoticedbyacharactersearchingtheroomwithasuccessfulDC21Wisdom(Perception)check.Thetrapdoorisbarredfrombelowduringtheday,requiringasuccessfulDC23Strength(Athletics)checktobreakopen. NothingbuttheTooth.GoodJooge’soneunusualphysicaltraitisamagicirontoothreplacinghisrighttopbicuspid.Thetoothradiatesevilunderadetectevilandgoodspell.Ifheisaskedaboutthetooth,Joogedoesn’trememberwherehegotit,butassumesthathemusthavedonedentistryonhimselfand

forgottenaboutit.Theirontoothallowstheannishaginarea4JtohearthroughgoodJooge’sears.Ifthehaghearsadventurerssnoopingaround,itsummonsabanderhobbandordersthecreaturetodealwiththemthatnight.IfanyofthecharactershaveJoogecuttheirhair,thebanderhobbusesthathairasafocustofindthecharactersandsurprisethem.Ifnot,thecharactersmightgetsomewarningofthecreatureasittracksthem,atyourdiscretion.

The Night Shift Atdusk,goodJoogecloseshisshop,makesdinnerforMops,andgoestobed.Threehoursafterdusk,evilJooge(aneutralevilwarlockofthearchfey)ascendsfromarea3inthecellars,reopenstheshop,andrunsituntildawn,accompaniedbyfourxvartsfromarea4J.Thexvartshideinarea1E,emergingonlyifevilJoogeisunderattackorifhecallsforthem. EvilJoogehasadaptedthebarberchairsothatpushingasecretbuttononitsbackcausesthearmrestsofthechairtoturnintomanacles.Anyonesittinginthechairisrestrainedandcannotusehisorherhands.Thetrapdoorthendropsopenandthechairautomaticallyslidesdownaspeciallyconstructedgroovetoarea2Cbelow,withevilJoogefollowingclosebehind,thenbarringthedoorshutagain. IftheadventurerscomebywhileevilJoogeisrunningtheshop,hetriestogetthemostformidablecombatanttositinthechair,thenactivatesthemanaclesanddropsthatcharacterunderground.AcharacterrestrainedinthechairmustsucceedonaDC22Strength(Athletics)checktobreakfree.Joogethencallsinhisxvartguardstodealwiththeothercharactersbeforeheadingdownstairs.

1E. Storeroom Thisclutteredbackroomcontainswine(usedasantiseptic),mandrakerootandlaudanum(bothusedasanesthetic),hairoils,pomades,scissors,clamps,drills,andothermundaneequipment.Aholeinthefloorleadsdowntoadisusedwellturnedintoaleechpit(area2B),fromwhichJoogecollectstheleechesheusesforbloodletting.ASmallorsmallercreaturecanclimbdownthehole.WhileevilJoogeworksatnight,hisfourxvartguardsarefoundhere,snackingonleeches.

1F. Upstairs Landing and Kitchen Thisareaholdspots,pans,anddryfoodstuffs,aswellasasecondfireplacewithasmallstove.


1G. Jooge’s Room Thehouse’sfrontbedroomcontainsJooge’sclothesandhislifesavingsof13gpand35sp.AsmallportraitfromhappiertimesdepictsJooge,Mops,andGiselle,whodiedafewyearsago.

1H. Mops’s Room Jooge’seight-year-olddaughterMopshasabeautifullyfurnishedroomfulloftoys,butshehasbeensadthelastfewmonthsbecauseshesensessomethingdifferentaboutherfather.AfriendlyandnonthreateningadventurercanwinMops’sconfidence. IfthecharactersaresuccessfulintalkingtoMops,sheconfidesthatherfathersometimeshasanirontooth,andsometimesdoesn’t.Whenhehasthetooth,herfatherisabsentmindedandforgetful.Whenhedoesn’thaveit,hebecomescruelandtemperamental.Also,Mopssometimeshearspeopledownstairslateatnighttalkinginastrangelanguage(thesearethexvartsspeakingAbyssal). MopsisfrequentlyvisitedbyhernewimaginaryfriendWallace—abogglesummonedfromtheFeywildbyherloneliness.ErrevasticasensedWallace’spresenceinthehouseandquicklycowedhimintocompliance,andisusinghimnowtodistractMopsfromherfather’sstate.WallacewillnotdirectlybetrayErrevastica,buthefearsthatonedaytheannishagmighteathisnewfriend.IfanyonethreatensMops,theboggleuseshispowerstohelpMopsescape,evenifhediesintheprocess.

The Cellars BeneathJooge’shouse,aseriesofoldcellarsandtwoadjacentwellsconcealtheannishag’sevilplots.

2A. Bottom of Well Thewellshaftis40feetdeepintotal,withthebottom20feetfilledwithwaterthatflowsinfromtheRiverRaurin.ASmallorsmallercreaturecansqueezedownthenarrowwater-filledsidechannelleadingtoarea2B.Removingthegrillthatblocksthesidechannel,oropeningthehatchleadingtoarea3A,requiresasuccessfulDC18Dexteritycheckmadeusingthieves’tools. Atthebottomofthewell,thewaterisfilledwithlongstrandsofthick,blackhair,allleadingdowntoacloggedcirculardrain.Thehairislivingkorredhair.Ifanyoneattemptstocutthroughthehair,thecutstrandstransformintowhatevermaterialwasusedtocutit(typicallysteel,iftheadventurersareusingweapons).Anyattempttocutthehairoropenthedraincausesthehairtocometolifeandattack.Treat

themassofhairasaroper(seetheMonsterManual),buteachtendrilattackdeals7(1d6+4)bludgeoningdamageandthehairhasnobiteattack. Ifthelivingmassofhairiskilledandclearedawayfromthedrain,waterpoursfromtheriverintothecavernsbeyond.Seearea4Afordetails.

2B. Leech Pit Smallnumbersofleechesarefoundthroughoutthewellwater,buttheyareespeciallynumerousinthisdisusedwell.Treattheleechesasaswarmofinsectswithaswimmingspeedof10feetandnoothermovementmodes. Agrillmarksthelocationofthesidechannelleadingtoarea2A.RemovingthegrillrequiresasuccessfulDC18Dexteritycheckmadeusingthieves’tools.

2C. Stair A5-foot-widestaircaseleadsdownfromthebarbershoptothecellarsbelowJooge’shouse.Duringtheday,thetrapdoortoarea1Disbarredfrombelow.Aspeciallyconstructedgroovecutintothestairsallowsthebarber’schairtoslideautomaticallydownandbepushedupagain.

2D. Guard Room Asinglelanternlightsthisroom,whichisoccupiedatalltimesbyeightxvarts.Theyattackanyintruders,butthecowardlycreaturesfleedownintoarea3iffourormoreofthemarekilled.Abellpullmadeofthick,darkhairrunsuptotheceilingandthroughaholeinthewall,allthewaydowntoarea4E.Whenthexvartspullthehair,thekorredinarea4Eshoutsinpain,andthexvartsinthatareaknowthatintrudersarecoming.

Hair and Horror UnderthedirectionofevilJooge,thesecondlevelofcellarsbeneaththeshophasbeentransformedintoahorridlyefficientevilbarberingoperation.

3. Barbershop of Evil ThiscellarhasbeenconvertedbyevilJoogeintotheultimatelairofforbiddenbarberingtechniques.Groovesinthefloorallowoneofthreespeciallydesignedbarber’schairstobepushedupthestairsandtomostlocationsonthislevel(exceptareas3Eand3G,whicharebehinddoors).Thechamberislitbylanternsatareas3Aand3C. ThisroomisinhabitedbyevilJoogebyday,andwheneverhecapturesaclient.SincesplittingofffromtheoriginalJooge,evilJoogehasgainedmagical


abilitiesandisnowawarlockofthearchfey.HeknowsthateventuallyhewillbecomepowerfulenoughthatErrevasticawillviewhimasathreat,andsohesecretlyplotsagainstherevenwhilepretendingtocareonlyabouthismadbarberingexperiments. EvilJooge’sassistantisaredcapthateagerlyassistsinthetormentofhisclients—sometimestothepointofbecomingsoexcitedthatitendsevilJooge’sexperimentsprematurely.BecausetheredcapwascreatedbyErrevastica,ittechnicallyservesthehag.However,itspendsallitstimewithevilJoogeandisfondofhim.Theredcapdoesn’tknowaboutevilJooge’splanstobetraytheannishag,orviceversa. WheneverevilJoogeortheredcapareatworkhere,1d4xvartsarealsointhearea,sweepinguphairandmoppingupblood. InadditiontothemesscausedbyevilJooge’swork,thisareaisfilledwiththickstrandsofblackhair.Thishairemergesfromtwohair-chokedgrillsinthefloor(bothleadingtoarea4E)andfromunderthedoortoarea3G.Thisiskorredhairthathasturnedevil(seearea4). EvilJoogeisalwaysexcitedtoworkonnewclients.Anycreatureshecapturesthathavehairaretakentoarea3Aforawashandcut,thentoareas3Eand3Gforcolorandpomade,andfinallytoarea3Ffordrying.Anycapturedcreaturesthatarehairlessorhaveshavedheadsaretakentoarea3Cfordentalwork.

3A. Washing and Cutting Station Clients’hairiswashedinacoldflowofwaterfromthesidechannellinkingareas2Aand2B.Thewaterissluicedthroughabrasshatchthatcanbeopenedandclosedasanactionfromthisroom,orfromthechannel(seearea2A).Hundredsofbrushes,combs,containersofshavingcream,scissors,clippers,razors,andotherhaircuttingandstylingimplementshangonthewalls—alongsideshortswords,daggers,hacksaws,andevenmorediretools. EvilJoogeexperimentswithavarietyofdifferenthairstyles.Rollad3todeterminehowmanydifferentstylesheisinspiredtogivetoaparticularclient,thenrollad20anddetermineeachstylebyconsultingtheRandomHaircutstable.Ifaclient’shairistooshortforthehaircutevilJoogewantstogive,heeitherdecidestododentalworkinstead,orhegivestheclienttheultimatewig(seearea3D). EvilComb.EvilJoogehasmadehisownevilcomb,inimitationofthelargerversionownedbytheannishag.Whenthismagicitemisusedtocombacreature’shair,thathaircomestolifeandbecomesaneutralevilfeycreature.Evilhairdoesn’thaveenoughintelligencetopretendtobeordinaryhairinordertoambushprey.Assuch,ittypicallycauses

Random Haircuts d20 Hairstyle1 Pigtails2 Bunsorbob3 Braidorponytail4 Shaved(usuallywithsymbolormessageonthe

backofthehead)5 PixiecutorCaesarcut6 Mohawkorhawkmo7 Tonsure8 Cornrows9 Longandwavy10 Longringletsordreadlocks11 Crewcutorivyleague12 Emooreraserhead13 Bowlcutortopknot14 Bouffantorrockabilly15 Eighteenth-centuryFrenchwomen’shairstyle

(giantbunshapedlikeflowers,sailingships,orotherobjects)

16 Spikes17 MedievalEuropeanwomen’shairstyle(pulled

backinanet,snood,orbalzo)18 Moptop19 Beehiveorbowlcut20 Mulletorcurlyconstanttroubleforitsbearer.TheevilhairisalwaysunderthecontroloftheDM,notitsbearer.Theabilitiesandcombatstrengthofevilhairdependonitslength:• ShortCut(EarLengthorLess):Theevilhairisonlyanuisance.Atatimeofyourchoice,thehairblindfoldsorticklesitsbearer,imposingdisadvantageonad20roll.Oncethehairdoesso,itcannotdosoagainuntilthecharactercompletesashortorlongrest.Thehairhas4hitpointsandStrength6.

• LongCut(ShoulderLength):Onceperroundduringcombatorsomeotherstressfulsituation,thehaircanblindfoldortickleitsbearer(asabove),oritcanattackitsbearer:+5tohit,3(1d4+1)bludgeoningdamage.Thehairhas8hitpointsandStrength12.

• VeryLongCut(SmallofBackorLonger):Onceperroundduringcombatorsomeotherstressfulsituation,thehaircanpickupormanipulateanobject,blindfoldortickleitsbearer(asabove),orattackitsbeareroranothercreaturewithin5feetofthebearer:+5tohit,5(1d6+2)bludgeoningdamage,orthedamageofaweaponthehairisholding.Thehairhas8hitpointsandStrength14.

Regardlessofitslength,evilhairhasAC12,Dexterity14,Constitution10,Intelligence6,Wisdom10,Charisma10,andresistancetoalldamageexceptslashingdamageandfiredamage.Attacksthatmisstheevilhairmighthitthehair’sbearer,atyour


determination.Thehairremainseviluntil1weekpasses,untilitistreatedwithKnygathin’scapableconditioner(seearea3G),oruntilthebeareristargetedbyadispelmagicorremovecursespell.

3B. Rot Grub Pit EvilJoogehasbeenexperimentingwithanalternativetoleeching,butithasn’tgonewell.This20-foot-deeppitcontainsaswarmofrotgrubs.Intheeventofafightinarea3,thexvartsopenthebrasstrapdoorandattempttopushadventurersintothepit.

3C. Dental Station Thisareacontainsalantern,aswellasnumerouspinchers,clamps,drills,awls,andotherimplementsofdentistry.EvilJooge’sredcapassistantcolorsitscapwiththebowlsofbloodthatliescatteredaroundthisarea. EvilJoogeisanexpertdentist.Onatypicalpatient,hereplaces1d8troublesometeethwithaselectionofgold,silver,andporcelainprosthetics.Heisalsocapableofreplacingadventurers’teethwithmonsterteeth,orwithspecialironteeththatallowtheannishagtoeavesdroponthecharacters. MaskofLaughing.EvilJoogeisassistedinhisworkbyamagicmaskwhosewearersufferstheeffectoftheTasha’shideouslaughterspell(saveDC14).SlippingthemaskovertheheadofarestrainedvictimpreventsthatvictimfromfightingbackwhileevilJoogeworks. MonsterTeeth.Thedentalstationfeaturesanimpressiveselectionofteethfromorcs,sharks,ogres,andothermonstrouscreatures.Whenimplantedinahumanoidcreature,thesemonsterteethgrantthatcreatureabiteattackthatusesthecreature’sStrengthmodifierfortheattackrollanddealsdamageequalto1d4plusStrengthmodifier.Thehumanoidcreatureisproficientwiththisbiteattack,whichitcanuseinthesamemannerasanyothermeleeattack.Additionally,thecreature’sfrighteningappearancemightimposedisadvantageduringsocialinteractionsorgrantadvantageonCharisma(Intimidation)checks,atyourdetermination. DrilloftheSlenderWillow.Thissmall,crank-operatedpowerdrillwasinventedbyevilJoogeusinggnomishtechnology.Ifusedincombat,thedrillistreatedasasimplefinesseweaponthatdeals1d8piercingdamage.However,foreachrounditisusedasaweaponafterthefirst,thereisa10percentcumulativechancethatthedeviceexplodes,dealing3(1d6)piercingdamagetothewielderandcausingthedrillbittoshootouttowardarandomtargetwithin30feet.ThattargetmustsucceedonaDC12Dexteritysavingthrowortake15(2d10+4)piercingdamage.

DrilloftheMightyOak.Thiscrank-operatedjackhammerwasinventedbyevilJoogeusinggnomishtechnology.Ifusedincombat,thedrillistreatedasasimpletwo-handedweaponthatdeals2d8piercingdamage.However,foreachrounditisusedasaweaponafterthefirst,thereisa10percentcumulativechancethatthedeviceexplodes,dealing11(2d10)piercingdamagetothewielderandallothercreatureswithin10feet.

3D. Head Collection TheseveredheadsofsomeofthemanyclientswhodispleasedevilJoogehanginthisarea,varnishedandpreserved.EvilJoogeperiodicallytestshairstylesonthesehorridmannequins—includingtwooftheheadsthatwearJooge’sultimatewigs. TheUltimateWig.Whenfacedwithahairlesspatethathecannotstyle,evilJoogehasbeenexperimentingwithwhathecallstheultimatewig—whichisactuallyamimic(seetheMonsterManual).Usinghisadvancedhairdressingskills,evilJoogecanpacifythemimicanddirectittotaketheundetectableformofanyhairstylehechooses.Unfortunately,hehasnotfiguredouthowtopacifyitpermanently,sothatthecreaturecomestolifeafter1d20hours,thenflowsoveritswearerinanattempttoeatit.Whenamimicwakesinthisway,itmakesafreeattackagainstitswearerbeforeinitiativeisrolled,andhasadvantageontheattackroll. UnlessevilJoogeplacesoneofhisultimatewigsontoacharacter,themimicswon’tattackunlesstheyareattackedfirst.

3E. Color and Dye Room Awoodendoorseparatesthisroomfromthemainpartofarea3.Thisareaislitbycandles,andcontainshundredsofhairdyes,manyofthemrareandexotic—includingJooge’sflailsnaildye.Threeimprisonedgrungs(onegreen,oneblue,andonepurple)hangincageshere,boughtfromanexoticmerchantcaravan.EvilJoogescrapesthegrungs’skintoproducebrilliantgreen,blue,andpurpledye.ThegrungsdonotspeakCommon,buttheybellowandchirriftheyseeanyonewhomightrescuethem.Iffreedbythecharacters,thegrungsattackanynearbyopponentsofthepartyfor1round,thenfleewithoutthankingtheirrescuers. Mostofthehairdyesstoredhereareordinary(albeithighquality),butafewhavespecialeffects.Additionally,evilJooge’snotebookofexperimentscanbefoundhere.Amongotherthings,itdescribeshisattemptstocreatetheworld’spurestcolorsusingamagicalmachineofhisowninvention,whichiskeptinthelowestlevelofthedungeon.ThisPrismatic


ColoringMachine(seearea4H)isdescribedinonlyvagueterms. GreenGrungDye(4Doses).Thelabelsonthesebottlesofmagicalgreendyeread:“LIFT.”Whenappliedtoacreature’shair,thathairturnsbrilliantgreen—asdothecreature’sfeetandhands.Whileaffectedbythedye,thecreatureactsasthoughundertheeffectofajumpspellandaspiderclimbspell.However,eachtimethecreaturemakesuseofeithermagicaleffectaspartofitsmovement,ittakes2(1d4)aciddamage. Theeffectsofgreengrungdyelastfor7daysoruntiltheadventurer’shairiswashed. BlueGrungDye(3Doses).Thelabelsonthesebottlesofmagicalbluedyeread:“LOUD.”Whenappliedtoacreature’shair,thathairturnsbrightblueandbecomesincrediblyloud,magicallygeneratingintenserustlingandcracklingsoundseachtimethecreaturemoves.ThecreatureautomaticallyfailsDexterity(Stealth)checksifanothercreaturemighthearit,andithasdisadvantageonWisdom(Perception)checksinvolvinghearing. Asabonusaction,thecreaturecanshakeitshairtocastthunderwave(nocomponentsrequired).Ifthecreature’shairisexceptionallylong,thedamagefromthiseffectmightriseto3d8oreven4d8,atyourdetermination.Acreaturethatusesthisfeatureisdeafenedforonehourafterward.Oncethecreatureusesthisfeature,itcannotdosoagainuntilitfinishesashortorlongrest. Theeffectsofbluegrungdyelastfor7daysoruntiltheadventurer’shairiswashed. PurpleGrungDye(4Doses).Thelabelsonthesebottlesofmagicalpurpledyeread:“LUSH.”Whenappliedtoacreature’shair,thathairturnsvividpurpleandbecomessoakingwet,drippingasteadytrickleofwater.Nothingcandrythecreature’shair,whoseexcesswaterleavesapurplestainonclothing,cloaks,furniture,andanythingelsethecreaturecomesintocontactwithforanextendedperiod. Ifthecreaturewringsoutitshair,itproduceswaterandeffectsinasimilarmannertoadecanterofendlesswater(seetheDungeonMaster’sGuide).Thestrengthoftheeffectdependsonthelengthoftheadventurer’shair:• Short(EarLengthorLess):Astreamof1gallonofwater

• Long(ShoulderLength):Afountainof5gallonsofwater

• Verylong(SmallofBackorLonger):Ageyserof30gallonsofwater,30feetlongand1footwide

Oncethecreaturemakesuseofthiseffect,itcannotdosoagainuntilitcompletesalongrest. Theeffectsofpurplegrungdyelastfor7daysandcan’tbewashedout.

InvisibleDye(4Doses).Thesebottlesappeartobeempty,asthemagicaldyetheyholdisinvisible.Ifappliedtoacreature’shair,thathairbecomespermanentlyinvisible.Thedyehasnoeffectonskinorotherphysicalfeatures.Newhairisvisibleasitgrowsout. ColorRemover(5Doses).Thesevialsholdmagicalacidthatcanbesplashedontoacreatureorthrown(see“Equipment”inthePlayer’sHandbook).Ifappliedtoacreature’shair,thiscolorremoverdeals9(2d8)aciddamagetothecreatureandburnsitshairoffdowntotheskin—butwashesoutanydyeasitdoes.

3F. Blow-Dryer Thismagicalfurnacewithahoseattachedcanbelockedovertheheadofawilling—orunwilling—client,blastingoutincredibleheat.Ithasfoursettings,fromweakesttostrongest.• Dry:Thissettingdriestheclient’shair.• Wipe:Thissettingalsodriestheclient’shair,buttheclientmustthensucceedonaDC17Wisdomsavingthroworfallintoatrancethatlasts1d4hours.Whentheclientwakesup,heorshehasforgotteneverythingthathappenedduringtheprevious24hours.(ThisiswhynoneofJooge’svictimsrememberhowtheygottheirhaircuts.)Theselostmemoriescan’tberestored.

• Bake:Thissettingislike“Wipe,”exceptthattheclientalsotakes3(1d6)firedamageandreducesitsWisdomscoreby1d6.Thisreductioncanbeundonebyagreaterrestorationspellorsimilarmagic.

• Burn:Flameburstsoutofthehosetofillanarea5feetwideand10feetlong,blastingtheclientfor3rounds.Eachround,theclientmustattemptaDC17Constitutionsavingthrow,taking28(8d6)firedamageonafailedsaveorhalfasmuchdamageonasuccessfulone.Afterusingthissetting,theblow-dryerneeds10minutestorecharge.

Ifaclientdoesn’trespondto“Wipe,”evilJoogetries“Bake.”Ifthatdoesn’twork,heuses“Burn.” AcraftyadventurercandetachthehosefromthechairwithasuccessfulDC15Dexteritycheck,allowingittobeusedasaportableflamethrower.Activatingtheflamethrowerisanaction.Thehoseextends30feetfromthefurnaceatitsmaximumlength.

3G. Oil and Pomade Room Awoodendoorseparatesthisroomfromthemainpartofarea3.Litbycandles,thisroomisfilledwithshelvescontainingvarioustypesofpomades,gels,hairoils,andthickeners.Thefloorandceilingarecoveredwithavine-liketangleofblackhair,including


strandsthatextendunderthedoorintoarea3,andespeciallyaroundtherough-hewnstonestairsleadingtoarea4. IfanySmallorlargercreatureofnon-evilalignmentwalksdownthestairstowardarea4,themassofblackhairabovetheentrancedropsdownandattacks,usingthestatisticsofatrapper.Sincethehairiskorredhair,anypartsofitthatareseveredaretransformedintowhatevermaterialcutthem(mostlikelysteeliftheadventurersattackthehairusingweapons). Ifthecharactersexplorethisarea,theydiscoverthatanumberofthepomadesaremagical. Knygathin’sCapableConditioner(3Doses).Thelabelreads“ForUnrulyHair.”Thismagicalconditionerremovesknotsandtangles,andit“tames”evilhairsuchasthatcreatedbytheevilcomb.Ifrubbedintoevilhairasanaction,theconditionerturnsthathairnormal.Asingledosewillalsoturnasmallsectionofthekorred’shairbacktonormal,effectivelykillingthetrapperinthisroom(seeabove),killingtheroperinarea2A,ordispellinganEvard’sblacktentacleseffectinarea4. MedusaOil(1Dose).Thelabelreads“SnakeOil.”Ifappliedtohairafterregularwashingoveraperiodof1week,thismagicaloilwillfirstturnacreature’shairintosnake-shapedbraids,thentransformitintosmallsnakeslikethoseofamedusa(seetheMonsterManual).Thehairgrantsthecreaturethemedusa’spowerofturningthosewhoseeitintostone.Unfortunately,thecreatureisn’timmunetothiseffect,can’tcontrolthesnakes,andwillturntostoneifitcatchessightofitsreflectioninamirror.Thiseffectispermanentunlesssubjecttothebreakenchantmenteffectofadispelevilandgoodspell,orsimilarmagic. PermanentGel(2Doses).Thelabelreads“PermanentGel—LastsForever!”Thepermanentgelappearstobejustanexceptionallystronghairgel.Butifacreatureusingthemagicalgelhasitshairmussed,orifsomeonetriestorestyleit,thepermanentgelspringsthehairbackintoitsoriginalform,resistinganyattemptatchange.Ifthecreatureusingthepermanentgelattemptstocutitshairorvigorouslywashthegelout(itresistsrainandmundanemoisture),thatcharacterearnsthegel’swrath.After1hour,anycut-outorwashed-outblobsofgelcoagulateandexpandintoaslitheringtrackerthatpursuesthecreatureandleapsuponittogelitshaironcemore.Ifthecreature’shairhasbeencutsoastomakeitsoriginalhairstyleimpossible,theslitheringtrackerattemptstokillthecreature.Theslitheringtrackercanbeattackedandkillednormallywhilenotinthecharacter’shair.Thegelcanbedestroyedbyburningoffallthecharacter’shairwithfireoracid.

The Caverns Thelowestareaofthedungeonisanetworkofdamp,rough-hewncavesthatreekofwethair.ThecavesarecompletelydarkexceptwhenevilJoogecomesdownwithalantern.

4. Xvart Caverns ThexvartcavernsarefilledwiththickcordsofBezoar’shair,whichhasbeenbroughttolifeandturnedevilbytheevilcomb.Anycharacterwhowatchesthehairformorethanamomentseesitslowlycoilingandsquirming.Thehair’ssentienceistoolowtoletitattackindependentlyoutsideofareas2Aand3G.However,iftheannishag,evilJooge,oranyxvartwarlockofRaxivortispresent,thatindividualcanuseabonusactiontocommandthehairtoattacktheadventurers.ThisspecialhairattacktakestheformofanEvard’sblacktentaclesspellthatdoesn’trequireconcentrationandlasts1d6rounds.Onlyonesetofhairtentaclescanbeactiveinthecavesatonetime.Oncethespelleffectends,rollad6attheendofeachround,withthehair’sabilitytoformtentaclesrechargingonarollof6. Anyhairthattakesdamagefromfirecontinuestoburnslowly.Unlessthesmolderinghairisextinguished,thesmellfillsthecavernsin2d6rounds,puttingalltheinhabitantsonalert.

Hair Clones Ifthekorred’shairiscut,thecutstrandstransformintowhatevermaterialwasusedtocutit(typicallyironorsteelifcutwithweapons,scissors,andsoforth).Ifthehairiscutbytheteeth,nails,orhandsofalivingcreatureandthevolumeofhaircutisroughlyequaltothevolumeofthatcreature,thehairtransformsintoalivingduplicateofthecreature.Ahaircloneisidenticaltotheoriginalcreatureineveryway,exceptthatittakesonanevilalignmentwhilemaintainingtheoriginalcreature’salignmentcomponentonthelawful–chaoticaxis.Additionally,onlycreaturesthatarechallengerating1/4orlessandhavenoclasslevelscanbecloned.Ifastrongercreaturecutsthekorred’shairwithteeth,nails,orhands,theresultingcloneresemblestheoriginalcreaturebuthasnoclasslevelsandamaximumof8hitpoints. Themagicthatcreatesahairclonecan’tbeundonebyanythingotherthanawishspell.ThisisaspecialabilityuniquetoBezoar,whosehairisunusuallymagicalevenforakorred.

4A. Bottom of Drain Inthewettestpartofthecaves,asmallpoolhasformedwherethick,gloppymassesofhaircloga


brassdrainintheceiling.Moldandfungusgrowscopiouslyhere. Ifthehaircloggingthedrainiscutwithatypicalweapon,thestrandsturntoironorsteel,leavingthedrainevenmoreplugged.Iftheadventurersinsteadsimplypullonthehair,theycaneasilyunclogthedrain.(Thehairattacksasaroperonlyfromthearea2Aside.)Inresponse,atorrentofwaterpoursintothechamber,pushinganyadventurersdownthetunneltowardarea4B.EachcreatureinthechambermustsucceedonaDC15Strengthsavingthrowortake14(4d6)bludgeoningdamageandbepushed10to40feetandknockedprone. Ifthedrainiscleared,waterpoursfromtheriverintoareas4Athrough4I,floodingthelowercaves.Errevasticaandthexvartsinitiallypanicinresponse,butifnotdistracted,thehagusesasolidwallofkorredhairtransformedtoirontosealthecorridorleadingtoareas4A,4B,and4C.ThismeansthattherealJoogewilldrownwhenthewaterfloodstheoubliettewhereheisheldprisoner(area4C).

4B. Oubliette of Bones Thisfoul,30-foot-deepfloorcellwasonceusedtoholdprisoners.Theyhaveallsincebeeneaten,leavingonlybones.

4C. Jooge’s Oubliette This30-foot-deepfloorcellcontainstherealJoogeNopsmoth(neutralgoodcommonerwithCharisma15;seetheMonsterManual).Joogeisawareofeverythingthathashappenedandishorrified.Ifrescued,hisfirstconcernisthewell-beingofhisdaughterMops.HissecondconcernisfreeingBezoar,whomheconsidersafriend.

4D. Guard Post EightxvartsandonexvartwarlockofRaxivortstandwatchhere,keepinganeyeonthekorredinarea4Eandinventingnewwaystodifferentiateoneanother,sincemostofthemarehairclones.Iftheyseeintruders,onexvartrunstoarea4JtoalertXvartette(theannishag)whiletheothersattack.

4E. Korred’s Prison Bezoarthekorredisimprisonedhereinanironcagehangingfromtheceiling.Hishairhasgrownwildwhereitextendsoutfromhisheadandbeardtofillthecaverns,aswellasgrowinglikerootsupthedrainsleadingtoarea3. Thekorred’sphysicalmightissuppressedbyhisbeingunabletohavehisfeetonthefloor,aswellasbyinnateabjurationmagicimbuedintothecageby

Errevastica.Adispelmagicspellcastonthecage,aDC20Dexteritycheckmadeusingthieves’tools,orasolidblowdealing12ormoredamagebreaksthecageandfreesthekorred. Ill-temperedatthebestoftimes,Bezoarisfuriousathisimprisonment.Hemightmakepromisestotheadventurersinreturnforfreeinghim(whichrequirescuttinghishairafterhehasleftthecage).Butbeingchaoticneutral,hefeelsnoobligationtokeephisword,stormingoffatthefirstopportunity.Bezoarhasn’tseentherealJoogesincebeforehewascaptured,sohethinksJoogejoinedforceswiththeannishagtobetrayhim.IftheadventurersandtherealJoogecarefullyexplainthesituation,Bezoarcalmsdownandagreestohelptheadventurersdefeattheannishag.

4F. Tabaxi Oubliette This30-foot-deepfloorcellcontainsTwoLlamasRunning,achaoticgoodtabaxiswashbucklerfromthefarawaylandofMaztica.Impressedbyherfur,evilJoogegaveheradiscounttogetherintohisshop,butTwoLlamasresistedtheblow-dryer’smemorywiping.Ratherthankillher,evilJoogeandtheannistookherprisoner,intendingtoeventuallyuseherbodypartsformagicalreagentsorhairproducts. Iffreedbytheparty,TwoLlamasshowshergratitudebyhelpingfightthexvarts.UsetheswashbucklerstatisticsfromVolo’sGuidetoMonsters,butTwoLlamasalsohasthefollowingtabaxitraits:• Darkvisionoutto60feet.• Aclimbingspeedof20feet.• Aclawsattack—MeleeWeaponAttack:+3tohit,reach5ft.,onetarget.Hit:3(1d4+1)slashingdamage.

• Additionalskillmodifiers—Perception+2,Stealth+6;passivePerception12

TwoLlamascanuseherclawsattackaspartofhermultiattack,butifanyofthecharactershasasparerapierordagger,sheaskstoborrowthoseweaponstoimprovehereffectivenessincombat.

4G. Temple of Raxivort Gruesomelydecoratedwithskullsandbones,thisroomcontainsthexvarts’sacrificialaltartotheirevilgodandcreator,Raxivort.TheroomisusuallyinhabitedbyeightxvartsandonexvartwarlockofRaxivort,whopresidesoversacrificesmadehere. Thewarlockwasthepriest-leaderofthexvartsbeforeErrevasticacamealong.Aloneamongthexvarts,hebearsagrudgeagainsttheannishagforwinningovertheheartsofhiscomradesandtakingthemawayfromthe‘correctpath’ofsacrificingotherhumanoidsandtithingtothehighpriest.Afraidto


rebelopenly,hecontinuestorituallysacrificewhicheverofevilJooge’sunsuccessfulclientsarenotincineratedbytheblow-dryeroreatenbytheannishag.Inapouchunderhiskilthecarries75gp,300cp,andthreerubiesworth150gpeach.

4H. The Prismatic Coloring Machine Thismassivemachine,whichpulsesvisiblyandradiatesanauraofpower,isevilJooge’sgreatestinvention.Ittapsintoextradimensionalforcestoreachadimensionofpurecolor,wherehuesaretheexpressionofprimalforcesbeyondmortalunderstanding.Thecavernwallsaroundtheominousirondevicearestreakedwithkaleidoscopicpatternsandrainbowshades. IttakestwocreaturestosuccessfullyoperatethePrismaticColoringMachine:onetoworkthecontrols,andonetositinthechairandhaveitshairdone.Rollad8anddeterminetheresultbelowforthecreatureinthechair.(IfevilJoogeisoperatingthemachine,hecanrolltwiceandusewhicheverresulthewants.)Additionally,ifthecreatureoperatingthemachineisnotatrainedbarber,itmustsucceedonaDC15Intelligence(Arcana)checkorthecreaturehavingitshairdonehasdisadvantageonsavingthrowsagainstthemachine’seffects. 1—Red.ThecreaturemustattemptaDC17Constitutionsavingthrow.Onafailedsave,ittakes35(10d6)firedamage.Onasuccessfulsave,thecreature’shairpermanentlytransformsintofire.Thecreaturegainsresistancetofiredamageandvulnerabilitytocolddamage,anditsfiery,glowinghairimposespermanentdisadvantageonitsDexterity(Stealth)checks.Additionally,ifthecreature’shairisshoulderlengthorlonger,itcanuseanactiontoshakeitshairandcastburninghands(nocomponentsrequired).Oncethecreatureusesthisfeature,itcannotdosoagainuntilitfinishesashortrest. 2—Orange.ThecreaturemustattemptaDC17Constitutionsavingthrow.Onafailedsave,ittakes35(10d6)aciddamage.Onasuccessfulsave,thecreature’shairpermanentlytransformsintoanooze.Thecreaturegainsresistancetoaciddamage.Additionally,ifthecreature’shairisshoulderlengthorlonger,itcanuseabonusactiontomakeameleeattackagainstatargetwithin5feetofit.Onahit,theattackdeals3(1d6)plusStrengthmodifierbludgeoningdamageand3(1d6)aciddamage.Ifthecreature’shairreachesthesmallofitsbackorislonger,thisdamageincreasesto7(2d6)plusStrengthmodifierbludgeoningdamageand7(2d6)aciddamage. Theoozehairispartlyself-willed,anditmighteatsmallorganicobjects—orcreatures—thatitcanreachwhileitshostissleeping.Additionally,ifthe

hostcreaturedies,itsconsciousnessenterstheoozehair.Ifthecreature’sbodyisnotdestroyed,thecreaturereincarnates24hourslaterasagelatinouscubeorochrejelly(creature’schoice;seetheMonsterManualforbothcreatures).Thereincarnatedoozehastheoriginalcreature’smemories,aswellasitsIntelligence,Wisdom,andCharismascores. 3—Yellow.ThecreaturemustattemptaDC17Constitutionsavingthrow.Onafailedsave,ittakes35(10d6)lightningdamage.Onasuccessfulsave,thecreature’shairpermanentlytransformsintoamassofelectricity.Thecreaturegainsresistancetolightningdamage,butitsglowing,sparkinghairimposespermanentdisadvantageonitsDexterity(Stealth)checks.Additionally,thecreaturecanuseanactiontoshakeitshairandcastshockinggrasp(nocomponentsrequired).Oncethecreatureusesthisfeature,itcan’tdosoagainuntilitfinishesashortrest. Ifthecreature’shairreachesthesmallofitsbackorislonger,itcaninsteaduseanactiontocastlightningbolt(nocomponentsrequired).Oncethecreatureusesthisfeature,itcan’tdosoagainuntilitfinishesalongrest. 4—Green.ThecreaturemustattemptaDC17Constitutionsavingthrow.Onafailedsave,ittakes35(10d6)poisondamage.Onasuccessfulsave,thecreature’sskinturnsgreenandscalyasittransformspermanentlyintoayuan-tiofyourchoice(typicallyayuan-tipureblood;seetheMonsterManual).Ifthistransformationisimposedonacharacter,heorshemustalsosucceedonaDC17Wisdomsavingthroworbecomepermanentlyneutralevil. 5—Blue.ThecreaturemustattemptaDC17Constitutionsavingthrow.Onafailedsave,ittakes35(10d6)colddamage.Onasuccessfulsave,thecreature’shairpermanentlytransformsintoamassoftranslucenticecrystalsthatarefreezingcoldtothetouch.Thecreaturegainsresistancetocolddamage.Additionally,ifthecreature’shairisshoulderlengthorlonger,itcanuseanactiontoshakeitshairandcasticeknife(nocomponentsrequired;seetheElementalEvilPlayer’sCompanion).Oncethecreatureusesthisfeature,itcannotdosoagainuntilitfinishesashortrest. Ifthecreature’shairreachesthesmallofitsbackorislonger,itcaninsteaduseanactiontocastSnilloc’ssnowballswarm(nocomponentsrequired;seetheElementalEvilPlayer’sCompanion).Oncethecreatureusesthisfeature,itcan’tdosoagainuntilitfinishesalongrest. 6—Indigo.ThecreaturemustattemptaDC17Constitutionsavingthrow.Onafailedsave,itturnstostoneandispermanentlypetrified.Whetherornotthecreatureturnstostone,itshairistransformedintoamassofglitteringgems.Thisgemhairretainstheflexibilityandsoftnessofnormalhairuntilitis


cut,atwhichpointithardens.Ifallthecreature’shairiscut,theresultinggemsareworth1d6×100gpforshorthair;1d6×500gpforshoulder-lengthhair;or1d6×1,000gpforhairthatextendstothesmallofitsbackorislonger.Ifthecreatureisnotpetrified(orifitisreturnedtonormalwithgreaterrestorationorsimilarmagic),itsnewhairgrowsbackinasgems,allowingittoberepeatedlycutandsoldatafrequencydeterminedbytheDM. 7—Violet.ThecreaturemustattemptaDC17Constitutionsavingthrow.Onafailedsave,itispermanentlyblinded.Whetherornotthecreatureisblinded,itshairbecomesagatewaytoanotherplaneofexistence(theDMdetermineswhichplane).Thesizeofthegateway,andwhatcanfitthroughit,dependsonthestyleandlengthofthecreature’shair.Strangemonstersmightemergethroughthecreature’shair,andthecreatureanditsalliesmightbeabletoenterthehairgatetoexploretheotherplane. 8—Special.Thetargetishitbytwocolors.Rolltwicemore,rerollinganyresultof8. UndoingEffects.TheeffectsimposedbythePrismaticColoringMachinecanbeundoneonlybyawishspell(thoughcreaturesblindedorpetrifiedbythemachinecanhavethoseconditionsremovedbylesserrestorationandgreaterrestoration,asnormal).Withtheexceptionofcreaturesaffectedbythemachine’sindigosetting,anyaffectedcreaturethatremovesitshairbycutting,fire,acid,oranyothermeansremainsundertheeffectsimposedbythemachine. ThePrismaticColoringMachineisunstable.Eachtimeitisusedwithina24-hourperiod,there’sa10percentcumulativechancethatitexplodes,hittingeverycreaturewithin60feetofitwiththeeffectofaprismaticsprayspell.

4I. Abjurer Oubliette This30-foot-deepfloorcellcontainsBernadette,aneutralabjurerandmemberoftheArcaneBrotherhood—thelegendarymage’sorderofLuskan.BernadettewascapturedbyevilJoogewhilegettingherhaircurled,anditwasfromherthatevilJoogelearnedthemagicsecretsheusedtobuildthePrismaticColoringMachine.Bernadettepromisestorewardanyadventurerswhofreeherfromthepit,andshemakesgoodonherword(see“ConcludingtheAdventure”).Althoughstillabletocastcantrips,shehasbeenunabletoescapethepitwithoutherspellbook,whichisheldbythehaginarea4J.

4J. Xvarts’ Lair Thishugecavefilledwithhair,filth,andrats,ishometoforty-fivexvarts,twoxvartwarlocksofRaxivort,

andErrevasticatheannishag.Errevasticaisneverinhertrueform,insteadmaintainingtheillusionofbeingXvartette,a10-foot-tall,purple-skinned,femalexvartofrarebeauty(atleastasfarastheotherxvartsareconcerned).Thehagalwaysholdstheevilcomb,whichsheusestogroomBezoar’sever-growinghair. Thexvartsareinfatuatedwiththeannishaganddoherbiddingwithoutquestion,evenovercomingtheirusualfearoflargerhumanoidsintheirzealtoimpressher.Usingthekorred’shairtogeneratemoreofthemselves,theyhopeeventuallytocreateanarmy(ledbyXvartette)capableofconqueringallotherraces.Theyhavenoideaoftheannishag’strueform,andwouldlikelyfleeinpaniciftheysawit—ashappensifErrevasticarevertstohertrueformafterbeingkilledincombat. ErrevasticalooksforwardtoseeingevilspreadinSilverymoon—andtofeastonthecitizensandchildrenofthecity.Herxvartshavesofarbeenengagingonlyinactsofstealthyrobberyaboveground,butwhenherarmyislargeenough,sheplanstosenditforthtoengageinever-greateractsofmaliceandmurder.SheencouragesevilJooge’sexperimentsbutkeepsoneeyeonhim,warythathemightbecometoopowerful. EvilComb.Theoriginalfull-sizedversionoftheevilcombrequirestwohandsforaMediumhumanoidtohold.IthasthesamemagicaleffectsasthesmallerevilcombthatevilJoogecreated(seearea3A),butitcanalsobeusedasatwo-handedmagicmeleeweaponwitha+1bonusonattackrollsanddamagerolls.Attackswiththecombdeal6(2d4+1)plusStrengthmodifierpiercingdamage,or11(4d4+1)plusStrengthmodifierpiercingdamagetoanycreaturewithhairthatisshoulderlengthorlonger.

Treasure Beneathapileofrags,humanoidbones,andshampoo-slimebehindErrevastica’sthroneisthetreasurethathasbeenoffereduptotheannishagbythexvarts:1,325gp,2,500sp,625cp,agoldenspindleworth150gp,apotionofresistance(poison),apotionoffirebreath,aspellscrollofcurewounds,assortedsmallpiecesofjewelryworthatotalof750gp,andBernadette’sspellbook(seearea4I).

Concluding the Adventure IfErrevasticaiskilled,sherevertstohernormalform.Thiscausesanysurvivingxvartstopanic,breakingofffromcombatandfleeingthedungeon.ReportsareheardacrossSilverymoonofxvartsboltingintothewilderness,butthesurvivorsareneverseenagain. Withthethreatoftheannishagended,thecharactersearnthegratitudeofthefolkofSilverymoon,theeternalfriendshipofJoogeandMops,andfreehaircutsforlife.Localauthoritiestake


responsibilityforcleaningoutandsanctifyingthecellarsandcavernsbeneathJooge’shouse,whicharethensealedoff. BernadettearrangesforthePrismaticColoringMachinetobesafelyneutralizedandtakenawaybyoperativesoftheArcaneBrotherhood,andhasarewardof100gppercharactersenttotheadventurerswithinthenextmonthforsavingher.(IfBernadettedidnotsurvive,magesfromtheArcaneBrotherhoodtraveltoSilverymoontocollectherbodyandneutralizethePrismaticColoringMachineiftheyarenotifiedofherdeath.) IfgoodJoogesurvivestheadventure,theoriginalJoogeinsistsontakinghiscloneintolivewithhimandMops,withthetwotreatingeachotherasbrothers.Withtwotalentedbarbersworkingtheshop,bothJoogesarefinallyabletogettheircollectivefinancesinorder.