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Gambler
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What I am Muhammad Mohsin
I NEVER work better than when I am inspired byanger; for when I am angry, I can write, pray andpreach well, for then my whole temperament isquickened, my understanding sharpened, and allmundane vexations and temptations depart.
Martin Luther
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GAMBLERKENNY ROGERS
ON A WARM SUMMER`S EVENINGON A TRAIN BOUND FOR NOWHEREI MET UP WITH A GAMBLERWE WERE BOTH TOO TIRED TO SLEEP.SO WE TOOK TURNS, STARING AT THE WINDOW,AT THE DARKNESS TILL BOREDOM OVERTOOK US, AND HE BEGAN TO SPEAK.
HE SAID, "SON", I MADE A LIFE OFREADING PEOPLES FACES AND THEIR EYESKNOWING WHAT THE CARDS WEREBY THE WAY THEY HELD AND IF YOU DON'T MIND SAYINGI CAN SEE, YOU ARE OUT OF ACESFOR A TASTE OF YOUR WHISKYI'LL GIVE YOU SOME ADVICESO I HANDED HIM MY BOTTLEAND HE DRANK DOWN MY LAST SWALLOWTHEN HE BOMBED A CIGARETTE
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AND ASKED ME FOR A LIGHTAND THE NIGHT GOT DESPERATELY QUIETAND HIS FACE LOST ALL EXPRESSIONSIF YOU GONNA PLAY THE GAME, BOY"YOU GOT TO LEARN TO PLAY IT RIGHT""YOU GOT TO KNOW WHEN TO FOLD THEMKNOW WHEN TO HOLD THEMKNOW WHEN TO WALK AWAYKNOW WHEN TO RUNYOU NEVER COUNT YOUR MONEYWHEN YOU'RE SITTING AT THE TABLETHERE'LL BE TIME ENOUGH FOR COUNTINGWHEN THE DEAL IS DONE"
"EVERY GAMBLER KNOWS THAT THE SECRET TO SURVIVINGIS KNOWING WHAT TO THROW AWAYAND KNOWING WHAT TO KEEPBECAUSE EVERY HAND IS A WINNERAND EVERY HAND IS A LOSERTHE BEST THAT YOU CAN HOPE FORIS TO DIE IN YOUR SLEEP"
AND WHEN HE FINISHED SPEAKINGHE TURNED BACK TOWARDS THE WINDOWCRUSHED OUT HIS CIGARETTEAND FADED OFF TO SLEEPAND SOMEWHERE IN THE DARKNESSTHE GAMBLER, HE BROKE EVENWITHIN HIS FINAL WORDS, I FOUNDAN ACE THAT I COULD KEEP...."YOU GOT TO KNOW WHEN TO HOLD THEMKNOW WHEN TO FOLD THEM...........
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WE WANT PLAYYES! NO CRICKET! NO FOOTBALL! NO HOCKEY!NO OTHER GAME PLAYSUNDAY PLAY MONDAY NO PLAYYOUR GROUND PLAYOUR GROUND NO PLAYPLAY PLAY PLAY NO PLAY! NO PLAY!
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Gentleman you have very good consistent persistent academicrecord no gap, all second class, but no first class why?
Sir, I never tried for the first class and never wanted a third class.
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Towel
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S.M.A Rizvi Textile
TMA Institute
E.D.F
Towel
Endowment Fund EDF
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Endowment Fund
Air Jet Loom 3
CAD-CAM
Auditorium
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Central Statistical Office
Federal Bureau of Statistics
Federal Statistical Authority
Pakistan Bureau of Statistics
-HESCO
-QESCO
-IESCO
-LESCO
-FESCO
Great people to fly with
Greedy people to run it
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Export Promotion Bureau 1963
Trade Development Author ity of Pakistan
CEO
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Patent Copy Right Registry
HEC
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Depreciation 10%
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Cheque and Balance
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Sick Industry
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CARE = C VARE KARNA = V
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ECG
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Ceritify
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AIDS AID
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Textile Quota Section
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Targeted Audience Theme
Foreign Audience
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Adhoc promotion
Since the FPSC nominees have joined EPB, your services arelikely to be terminated, you are advised to seek employmentelsewhere.
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I will see how Mohsin is promoted
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You should get your self certified and declared as
damn fool and you will remain happy till your retirement.
Reward of good work is more work
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(Land Mark)
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Mr. Talib Hussain working under me is a habitual late
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Please DiscussPlease Discuss
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Loud
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My Dear Arshad,I am sending Mr XYZ. Please show him your "Jamal" and
become my,Mohsin
Preserve
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My Dear Nayyar,Having full faith in your sayyadiat, Irfaniat and
Makhdoomiat,I am sending Mr ABC. Please help him andbecome my,
Mohsin
My Dear O-badPlease be good to the bearer of this card and become my,Mohsin
I am sending Mr..... who has been recommended by my in-laws who will become outlaws, if he is not given employment.Please give him the job and become my,Mohsin
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Mr. Kaplan we are on "Wall Street type" road in Karachiand offices of private companies are closed between 4-5 pm.As such it is impossible to get taxi at this hour, you have gotthree options only i.e.
(i) You just wait for taxi while standing on theI.I Chundrigar Road. But I don`t think you will be ableto get any taxi upto 8 pm.
(ii) You may walk up to your hotel (Beach Luxury)which is around 3 miles from here.
(iii) You may sit on my scooter and I will drop you at your hotel.
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dangrous man.
Mr. Kaplan
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Counter Veiling Duties
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Anti dumping duties
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approval
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But Mohsin shall not be promoted"
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Father in law Mother in law Brother in law
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Uncle Aunty
Uncle Aunty
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Standing Under Miss
Mis-understanding
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Mis-understanding
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Missing Miss
Missing
Miss
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When english men invented word "Business Man" thenthey kept business first and man second. And Pakistanihoarders are not men even.
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promote portray
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Rankers Promotees
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Quota Allocation
Quota Allocation Letters
Quota
Quantity
Quota Allocation Letter
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man to be suspended. I will prefer to resign than to be
Letter of Resignation suspended
Letter of
Resignation
Initial Allocation Letter
Quota Allocation Letter
Quota Certificate Quantity
Approve Resignation
Resignation Letter
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Yes sir
I have heard too much about you but excluding so many
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things you are a good officer
I don`t think so.
Then try to become a good officer
I know you would not like to sit with my PA.
Off course No
So you should continue to sit where you are sitting for the
time being and regarding
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What do you want from me, should I simply read thebooks and you will discuss it with me or you want me toprepare a self contained note
I will discuss it with you
"When"
Saturday
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Resignation
Resignation
Nasty remarks
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Background
Insulting remarks
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It will be the most unfortunate signature of my life. I don'twant you to leave the Govt. because Govt. desparetly needsofficers like you.
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2004
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(1)
(2)
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Tax.Commisisoner
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2008 20
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On the eve of my retirement
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1970
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Fashion Apparal Fair FAF90
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W.J Associates
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2005
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Extension 2008 2007 2006
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2009 7
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Telex
Telex
I am secretary to Principled stand
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the delegation
Mr. Chinoy, we are here in a foreign land and when nobody is there, being the only officer of Govt. of Pakistan "I amthe Govt." and you have to follow my advice. If you or anybody else, will go back to Pakistan. I will nominate Mr. DostMuhammad Jamal Bhai who is V.P FPCCI, as the leader ofdelegation and we will continue the journey as planned. I amnot prepared to discuss the matter either with Consul Generalor any officer of EPB at Karachi. Because I know my duties &responsibilites. If you will not listen to me, I will go back toKarachi, will black list you or any other member of thedelegation who will refuse to go to Japan & South Korea.
Economic Delegation 1981
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CSP Pak Libya Holding Company
See me at
Tripoli
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Mohsin is my choice. He is as good as a grade 19 officer.Either he will go or nobody will go. I know his capibilites andcapacity. Abid should not go after the grade.
Telex 1981
Telex
Jurisdiction
One Man Delegation
Since you are here, am the Govt. and you have to followmy orders.
Telex
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OKI have found Mr. Moshin a very capable officer and am
sending him to Malta as One Man Govt. Delegation. Pleaseconvey your concurrence.
From M. Yousuf to Shahid Amin. We have no objectionfor his visit to Malta. Regards.
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Transit
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Follow up
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Washington Irving
The Tales From Alhamra
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The 100
Tales From Alhamra
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