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DATE: Wednesday
TIME: 5:30 p.m.
LOCATION:Mathewson-IGT Knowledge Center,Wells Fargo Auditorium,Room 124
INFO: Art history professorBrett Van Hoesen will speakon the topic of Germanpopular press' use of thephotomontage and editingduring the period betweenWWI and WWII. Thespeech will explore the
idea of changing the truththrough photographs andhow it shaped popularopinion of the time. With far-reaching implications, thelecture will lead into much oflarger topics of today’s photoediting and things of thatnature. Entrance is free to allthose who are interested incoming.
BRETT VANHOESEN, 'FORMSOF VISUAL LYING'
DATE: Tuesday
TIME: 4 p.m.
LOCATION: Reynolds Schoolof Journalism, Studio A
INFO: Photographer forThe Sacramento Bee PaulKitagaki will be speakingabout his new project thatchronicles the internmentof 200,000 Japanese-Americans during WWII.The project titled “Gambatte!Legacy of an Enduring Spirit”uses photographs to tellthe story of the internedpeople. This is of interestto journalism students andhistory students alike, aswell as anybody who hasan interest in the issueof Japanese-Americaninternment. The speech isfree to any visitor and willsurely be informative.
PAUL KITAGAKI JR.
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@TheSagebrush | nevadasagebrush.com OPINION | A7TUESDAY, APRIL 5, 2016
You can learn from Kim K.
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On Friday, Apr. 2 Kim Kardashian’s bestsell ing book, “Selfish” sits on top of book shelves in Barnes and Noble. “Selfish” provides Kim’s fans with a multi tude of selfies.
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On Deck@SagebrushSports | nevadasagebrush.comA8 TUESDAY, APRIL 5, 2016
Nevada takes seriesWolf Pack on a roll thanks to a pair of wins
over conference rival San Diego State
Neil PatrickHealy
JackRieger
THE WEEKLY DEBATE
George Carlin is the undisputed king of stand up
comedy. What made Carlin so brilliant is that some of
his best skits didn’t even have jokes in them. The best
bit of his in my opinion is “Baseball vs. Football” where
he compares and contrasts the two sports. He never
made a joke or had a pun. He would use descriptions
like, “Baseball begins in the spring, the season of new
life,” and he has a high-pitched voice like a child. Then he
deepens his voice and says, “Football begins in the fall,
when everything’s dying.” It was the simple things like
those that made Carlin the king.
VS
Photo courtesy of Andrea Wilkinson/Nevada Athletics
Jordan Pearce (21) swings at a pitch during Nevada’s game against San Diego State on Sunday, April 3 at Peccole Park. Nevada won its firsttwo games against the Aztechs before the third game was postponed due to travel curfew.
WHO IS THE GREATEST STAND-UP COMEDIAN OF ALL TIME?
IN CASE YOU MISSED IT
SOFTBALLThe Nevada women’s softball
team made its presence felt
this weekend, with Nevada
taking the series 2-1. The Pack
was an unstoppable force in
its first two games against the
Lobos, on April 1 and 2. Megan
Sweet hit a three-run home
run, allowing the Pack to take a
sizable lead. While offense is a
necessity, Bolinger pitched an
almost-flawless game, allowing
just one run in the top of the
seventh. April 2 yielded similar
results, with different players togive tribute to. Jennifer Purcell
exploded onto the scoreboard,
batting in four runs, two of
which came from her, and the
other two from Jasmine Jenkins.
McKenna Isenberg pitched
a shutout and the Pack took
the game, 4-0. On April 3 the
Lobos gained a moral vic tory,
defeating the Pack 3-2 in its
series finale.
TRACK AND FIELDTrack and field teams from all
around the country met in Davis,
California, on April 1 and 2 to
take part in the UCLA Carnival.
Nevada’s track and field squad
faired much better than otherson April 1, with victories in the
1,500 and 500-meter races.
Redshirt junior Sidney Root got
the ball rolling with her victory
in the 1,500 meter. Sophomore
Mckenna Evans followed Root’s
strong performance with one
of her own, clocking a time of
10:52.31 in the 3,000-meter.
Suan would finish the final
400-meter in first place and take
home another victory for the
Wolf Pack on day one. Nevada
reaped the benefits of day two
as well, with Coquis-Lossio
taking first place in the javelin
competition. Next came the
high jump pit where Nevada’s
Wadden persevered, reaching
her new personal best of 5’ 8.75’’on her second attempt.
TENNISThe Wolf Pack now sits at 8-6
with its most recent victory
over San Diego State in San
Diego. Nevada’s doubles pair
comprised of Blaga Delic and
Sheila Morales were victorious,
with a score of 6-3. Adrianna
Gergelyova and Claudia
Herrero took home the doubles
competition for Nevada,
defeating their opponents
6-4. Herrero, Morales and
Gergelyova took the first
three matches of the singles
competition. Nevada would go
on to drop its last three singles
matches.
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UPCOMING
GAMES
at TexasState1 p.m.
4/9
at TexasState4 p.m.
4/8
at TexasState11 a.m.
4/10
vs. SacramentoState6 p.m.
4/12
at FresnoState6:05 p.m.4/15
at FresnoState6:05 p.m.
4/16
HOWARD STERN“The king of all media,”
Howard Stern changed
radio forever with his honest,
unapologetic approach to
voicing his opinions. He argues
with his own cast on air, he
spews insecurities about his
own life and he has no shame
about it. Stern has a simple
interviewing formula. He butters
up the interview subject by
complimenting them on their
career. He then lists all the
people that have wrongedthem in their life and coerces
the interviewee into divulging
secrets about their life.
Interviewers
WEEKLY TOP 5
1
CHARLIE ROSECharlie Rose is an
American treasure. His
signature move is asking people
the most general questions
possible, and somehow eliciting
a thought provoking response.
Rose works on ABC and has
the infamous black backdrop
that adds a dramatic flair to
his confrontational style of
interviewing. Charlie Rose’s
greatest strength is his curiosity,
and it comes across innocently
in his journalistic style.
2
JAMES LIPTONLipton conducts his
interviews on a New
York theater in front of his
class of drama students, and
conducts his interviews as
such. His first question is
always “Let’s start from the
beginning. Where did you
grow up?” Lipton exclusively
interviews actors and has a
knack for getting his interview
subjects to become emotional
about everything from
addiction to family.
LARRY KINGKing has been married
eight times in his life toseven different women, which
has nothing to do with his
talent as an interviewer but
it’s interesting. King worked
on CNN for 25 years, hosting
“Larry King Live,” a show
in which King interviewed
political figures, actors and
other members of the media.
King is very relaxed in his
questioning, and seems to
often go off cue.
4
STEPHENCOLBERTColbert, who is now
on CBS and replaces David
Letterman, hosted “The
Colbert Report” for nineyears on Comedy Central,
and prior to that worked on
John Stewart’s “The Daily
Show.” On “The Colbert
Report,” Colbert created a
witty, conservative character
that asked interview subjects
questions from an extreme
perspective. Colbert was
wacky, spontaneous and
always intelligent.
5
3
San Diego State 2-7 6-19
Fresno State
New Mexico
Nevada
Air Force
UNLV
San Jose State
9-3
9-3
6-4
4-4
4-8
3-8
20-8
19-9
13-12
13-8
10-17
10-17
MW STANDINGS
Standings Conf. Overall
*All statistics thru games 4/4/16
.283
5.2
.385
.379
Batting avg.
Runs scored per game
Slugging percentage
On-base percentage
.292
6.32
.433
.369
TALE OF THE TAPE
Nevada Category TSU
OFFENSE
4.49
.279
9.68
Earned run avg.
Opposing batting avg.
Hits allowed per game
5.44
.233
7.68
PITCHING
.977
5.08
Fielding percentage
Runs scored per game
.975
4.03
FIELDING
Although he’s accused of being vulgar and immature
(which he is), Louie C.K.’s comedy is usually really smart
and thought-provoking. His stand-up focuses mostly on
masturbating and awkwardness, but it isn’t just shock
humor. Louie is definitely not just a stand-up; he has a TV
show on FX centered around his life as a comedian, and
it’s unbelievably funny. Louie is famous around comedy
circles for putting out at least a new hour of material
every single year, which is unheard of in comedy.
By Ryan Suppe
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A close friend isn’t always the best
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getting stuck with some random
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then strategically plan who to bunkwith and who to steer clear of.
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By Blake Nelson
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dirty laundry upon their arrival.
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