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(MINIONS SINGING UNIVERSAL
STUDIO'S THEME IN MINIONESE)
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(CHOKES)
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(GRUNTS)
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(GROANS)
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(FOLK ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
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(MINIONS LAUGHING)
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(MINIONS WHOOPING)
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(YELLING)
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(LAUGH AND CHATTER IN MINIONESE)
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(GASPS)
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NARRATOR: <i>Minions.</i>
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<i>Minions have been on this planet
far longer than we have.</i>
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<i>They go by many names.
Dave, Carl, Paul, Mike.</i>
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(GASPS, YELLS)
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<i>Oh, that one is Norbert.</i>
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<i>He's an idiot.</i>
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<i>They're all different,
but they all share the same goal.</i>
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(ALL GASP)
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<i>To serve the most despicable
master they could find.</i>
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Boss!
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(ROARS)
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(ALL CHEERING)
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<i>Making their master happy was
the tribe's very reason for existence.</i>
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<i>But that's not to say
that they didn't have other passions.</i>
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(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
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(LAUGHS)
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Huh?
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<i>Finding a boss was easy.</i>
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(ALL SCREAM)
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<i>But keeping a boss,
therein lies the rub.</i>
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(ROARS)
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(CHATTERING IN MINIONESE)
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(ROARS)
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(GRUNTS)
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(GRUNTS NERVOUSLY)
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(GASPS)
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(ALL YELLING)
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(ALL GRUNTING)
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(DINOSAUR GASPS)
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(SIGHS)
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(CHUCKLES)
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(GROANS)
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(ROARS)
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(SCREAMING)
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(ALL GASP)
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(ALL CRYING)
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(GROANS)
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NARRATOR: <i>Nope,
it wasn't easy for these guys.</i>
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<i>But they never gave up.</i>
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<i>With the emergence
of the Stone Age</i>
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<i>came the rise
of a new species.</i>
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<i>Man was very different
from the dinosaur.</i>
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<i>He was shorter, hairier,</i>
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<i>and way, way smarter.</i>
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(YELLING)
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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<i>The Minions took
an instant liking to man,</i>
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<i>and helped him
the best they could.</i>
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(ROARS)
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(GRUNTS)
Oh, no, no.
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(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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Eh?
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
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(ROARS)
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(SCREAMS)
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NARRATOR: <i>Poor man.
So trusting, so fragile.</i>
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<i>So, so delicious!</i>
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<i>Their quest for a boss
put the Minions front and center</i>
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<i>for some of civilization's
most historic moments.</i>
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(SPEAKING FAUX EGYPTIAN)
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Anubis! (GRUNTS)
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NARRATOR: <i>Ancient Egypt
held great promise.</i>
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(YELLS IN MINIONESE)
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Okay! (GRUNTS) Pancake!
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(CROWD SCREAMING)
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NARRATOR:
<i>But it didn't last long.</i>
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Hmm. Oh!
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(MUTTERS MINIONESE)
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Ow!
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<i>The Dark Ages were
actually fun times.</i>
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<i>Their new master
had a tendency</i>
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<i>to party all night
and sleep all day.</i>
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(CLEARS THROAT) Ooh!
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(GROANS)
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(MINIONS SNICKERING)
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(SPEAKS FAUX ROMANIAN)
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(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
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(YELLS IN MINIONESE)
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(SCREAMING)
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Oh.
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NARRATOR: <i>But eventually,
the party was over.</i>
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(BLOWS)
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(SNEEZES)
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<i>They bounced from
one evil boss to another,</i>
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<i>but they never seemed
to find their perfect fit.</i>
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(SCREAMS)
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(ALL YELLING)
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<i>One particular employer
took their failure very, very badly.</i>
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(YELLING)
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Huh?
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<i>The Minions had no other
choice but to keep moving.</i>
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(SHUDDERING)
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Oh. (SPEAKING MINIONESE)
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NARRATOR: <i>And then,
when all hope seemed lost,</i>
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<i>they found sanctuary.</i>
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<i>The Minions were safe!</i>
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(ALL CHEERING)
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(SINGING <i>WE WISH YOU
A MERRY CHRISTMAS</i> IN MINIONESE)
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(LAUGHING)
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(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
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(GRUNTS)
(ALL LAUGHING)
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(YELLING)
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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NARRATOR: <i>Years passed as the
Minions forged their own civilization.</i>
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<i>They truly made
a life for themselves.</i>
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<i>But something just wasn't right.</i>
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(GRUNTS)
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(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
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<i>They felt empty inside.</i>
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<i>Without a master,
they had no purpose.</i>
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<i>They became aimless
and depressed.</i>
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(SINGING <i>WE WISH YOU
A MERRY CHRISTMAS</i> SLOWLY IN MINIONESE)
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(ALL CRYING)
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<i>If this continued any longer,
the Minions would perish.</i>
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<i>But all was not lost
for one Minion had a plan.</i>
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<i>His name was Kevin.</i>
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(GRUNTS)
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<i>He was excited to share
his idea with the tribe.</i>
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<i>He'd been preparing
for days, weeks, months.</i>
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<i>But now he was ready.</i>
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(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
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(WHIMPERS)
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(MUMBLES)
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(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
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(STUTTERS IN MINIONESE)
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(ANNOYED GRUNT)
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Buddies!
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(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
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NARRATOR: <i>Kevin would leave the cave...</i>
(ALL GASP)
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<i>...go back
to the outside world,</i>
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<i>and he would not return
until he had found his tribe</i>
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<i>the biggest,
baddest villain to serve.</i>
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(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
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<i>But he needed help.</i>
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Me!
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(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
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NARRATOR:
<i>Bob was eager to go,</i>
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<i>But Kevin felt he was
just not strong enough</i>
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<i>for the dangerous journey ahead.</i>
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Uh, no. (SPEAKING MINIONESE)
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(GASPS)
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<i>Luckily, someone stepped up.</i>
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(ALL LAUGHING)
KEVIN: Stuart!
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(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
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Huh? Me, me?
Oh! Thank you.
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NARRATOR: <i>Truth be told,
Stuart had no idea what he was chosen for...</i>
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(GASPS)
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<i>...but was thrilled
it made people cheer for him.</i>
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Thank you.
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
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(PLAYS GUITAR)
(SINGS IN MINIONESE)
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(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
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Me!
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(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
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(GRUNTING)
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(PARTS)
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Eh, okay.
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(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
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(SOBBING)
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(SIGHS)
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(GASPS)
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NARRATOR: <i>Eventually,
Bob's energy and enthusiasm,</i>
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<i>but mostly lack of other volunteers,
changed Kevin's mind.</i>
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(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
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(ALL CHEERING)
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<i>The tribe said their farewells.</i>
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<i>Kevin had given them something
they hadn't had in a very long time.</i>
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<i>Hope.</i>
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Bob!
(CHUCKLES)
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Hey, Tony!
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
(MINIONS CHANTING)
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Tom... (SPEAKING MINIONESE)
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Chris... (SOBBING)
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KEVIN: Hey, Bob.
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
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Oh. (SPEAKING MINIONESE)
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Bye-bye.
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(MINIONS CONTINUE CHANTING)
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NARRATOR: <i>Kevin felt pride.</i>
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<i>He was going to be
the one to save his tribe.</i>
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<i>Stuart felt hungry mostly.</i>
(STOMACH RUMBLING)
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<i>He was going to be the one
to eat this banana.</i>
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(GROANS)
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<i>And Bob...</i>
(GASPS)
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<i>Bob was frightened
of the journey ahead.</i>
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(WHIMPERS)
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Ah. Okay.
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(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
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(WHIMPERING)
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(SNIFFS) Okay. Okay.
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(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
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NARRATOR: <i>And they were off.</i>
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<i>Off to find their new boss!</i>
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(KEVIN SPEAKS MINIONESE)
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(YELLING)
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(BOB SNORING)
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(CONTINUES SNORING)
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(CHUCKUNG)
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(BOB PANTING)
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BOB: Huh? Kevin!
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(PANTING)
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(STUART GRUNTING)
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(CONTINUES GRUNTING)
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(EXHALES HEAVILY)
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(GROANS) Huh?
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(STOMACH RUMBLING)
(WHIMPERS)
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(CONVERSING IN MINIONESE)
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(GROANS)
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Huh? Banana!
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Uh, Stuart?
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
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Banana. Banana!
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(BOTH SCREAM)
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Ugh! Ugh! Stuart!
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
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(GRUNTING)
Stopa!
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(GRUNTING)
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(SLURPING)
Uh, Bob! Stopa!
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(GASPS)
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(GASPS)
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Huh? Oh!
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(CHEERS)
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Bob!
Huh?
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(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
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(STUART GRUNTS)
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Uh, no, no.
No, no. No, no, no.
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(GRUNTS) Profiterole.
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(MUFFLED)
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(SNICKERS)
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No, no, no!
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(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
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Stuart...
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
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Ah!
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(CROWD CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
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(CHEERS)
(CHUCKLES)
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Oh, look at that one!
Whoa!
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(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
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Peace!
Make love, not war!
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Peace and love!
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(CHANTING) Boo-ya!
Boo-ya! Boo-ya!
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Hey, hey, hey, oh.
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(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
Kashmiri?
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Boo-ya!
(CHANTING) Boo-ya! Boo-ya!
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Oh.
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(SIGHS)
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Banana! (CHUCKLES)
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WOMAN: Hey! Hey, taxi!
BOB: Hey! Hey!
253
00:12:43,640 --> 00:12:44,641
Oh.
254
00:12:49,680 --> 00:12:50,681
(CHUCKLES)
255
00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:52,530
BOB: Hey, hey, hey, hey!
256
00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,727
Banana! Hey, hey!
(YELLS)
257
00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:57,884
(GASPS)
258
00:12:58,160 --> 00:12:59,605
Stuart! Hey, oh!
259
00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:01,887
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
260
00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:04,649
BOB: (YELLING) Kevin!
(GASPS)
261
00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:05,761
Bob!
262
00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:09,204
(MUFFLED SPEAKING
IN MINIONESE)
263
00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:11,011
Oh. Bello!
264
00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:12,411
(TIRES SCREECH)
(WOMAN SCREAMING)
265
00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:15,564
(BOTH PANTING)
Bob!
266
00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:18,451
(HUMS HAPPILY)
267
00:13:18,520 --> 00:13:19,806
Huh? Oh.
268
00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:21,450
(GASPS) Ah! Bob!
(GROANS)
269
00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:24,843
(PANTING) Huh? Whoa!
270
00:13:24,920 --> 00:13:26,410
(CHUCKLES)
271
00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:28,483
(CROWD CHATTERING)
272
00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:32,201
WOMAN: (ON PA) <i>Women's bell bottoms
and tie-dye shirts marked down.</i>
273
00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:35,329
<i>Check out our wide selection
of go-go boots and miniskirts.</i>
274
00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:36,526
(GASPS) Bob!
275
00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:37,647
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
276
00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:39,404
(YELLS)
(SCREAMS)
277
00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:42,481
(GROANS) Okay.
278
00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:44,244
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
Huh?
279
00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:45,890
Bob!
280
00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:48,242
WOMAN: (ON PA)
<i>The store is now closing.</i>
281
00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:50,004
<i>Hey, what are you doing?</i>
282
00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:52,367
(SPEAKING MINIONESE) Bob!
283
00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:54,010
WOMAN: (ON PA) <i>Give me that!</i>
(KEVIN YELLS)
284
00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:55,080
(GASPS) Kevin!
285
00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:56,406
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
286
00:13:56,560 --> 00:13:58,483
Oh. Oh.
287
00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:00,724
Ah.
288
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:03,801
Huh?
289
00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:05,600
(CHUCKLES)
290
00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:11,045
(CHUCKLES) Oh.
291
00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:12,930
Oh. Hey!
292
00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:14,770
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
...buddies.
293
00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:17,684
No? Oh.
294
00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:21,288
Bob! (GRUNTING) Bob!
295
00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:22,886
Oh. (SPEAKING MINIONESE)
296
00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:28,490
Oh. (SPEAKING MINIONESE)
Tim.
297
00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:30,289
Oh! (CHUCKLES)
Me Tim!
298
00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:33,769
Mmm, thank you! Hmm?
299
00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:36,285
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
300
00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:38,085
(LAUGHING)
301
00:14:39,840 --> 00:14:41,410
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
302
00:14:48,840 --> 00:14:49,841
(SIGHS)
303
00:14:49,920 --> 00:14:51,120
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
...Stuart?
304
00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:53,162
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
305
00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:56,411
Uh, nah.
306
00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:57,481
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
307
00:14:57,560 --> 00:14:59,324
Okay, okay.
308
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,564
Oh. "Dating game."
309
00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:04,404
Okay. (SPEAKING MINIONESE)
(SLURPING)
310
00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:08,442
<i>And welcome back
to</i> The Dating Game!
311
00:15:08,520 --> 00:15:09,760
<i>Well, Jennifer...</i>
(GIGGLING)
312
00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:11,080
<i>...have you decided</i>
313
00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:14,289
<i>which of these three gentlemen
you'll go on a date with?</i>
314
00:15:14,360 --> 00:15:16,010
<i>Is it Bob?</i>
315
00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:18,321
(SPUTTERS) Yeah! Go, Bob!
316
00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:19,561
HOST: <i>Kevin?</i>
317
00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:20,880
(SPEAKING MINIONESE) Kevin!
318
00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:23,327
HOST: <i>Or will it be Stuart?</i>
319
00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:25,488
Oh. Yo, Stuart!
320
00:15:25,560 --> 00:15:28,848
<i>Gosh! This is so hard!
They all sounded so cute.</i>
321
00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:31,444
<i>Um, I think I'm gonna go with...</i>
322
00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:32,520
(STATIC)
323
00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:34,244
(SCREAMS)
324
00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:36,410
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
325
00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:37,811
(GRUNTING)
326
00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:39,245
(SPEAKING MINIONESE) Stuart.
327
00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:41,488
(GRUNTING)
328
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,844
WOMEN: (SINGING) <i>VNC!</i>
329
00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:49,364
MAN: <i>You're watching
the top-secret Villain Network Channel.</i>
330
00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:53,202
<i>If you tell anyone,
we'll find you.</i>
331
00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:54,441
Huh! (SPEAKING MINIONESE)
332
00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,090
<i>Sponsored by Villain-Con,</i>
333
00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:58,367
<i>for 89 years straight,
the biggest</i>
334
00:15:58,480 --> 00:16:00,721
<i>gathering of criminals anywhere!</i>
335
00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:03,087
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
Big boss.
336
00:16:03,160 --> 00:16:05,731
<i>Attend guest lectures
from esteemed villains,</i>
337
00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:08,724
<i>make contacts in
the underworld community,</i>
338
00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:12,247
<i>and for
the first time anywhere,</i>
339
00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:15,724
<i>Scarlet Overkill!</i>
340
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:16,801
<i>Evil.</i>
341
00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:18,484
<i>So evil.</i>
342
00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:21,481
(YELLS)
343
00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:22,971
HOST: <i>Criminal genius!</i>
344
00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:24,929
<i>Hey, a girl's gotta
make a living!</i>
345
00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:27,609
HOST: <i>Move aside, men!</i>
SCARLET: <i>Make way.</i>
346
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:30,001
HOST: <i>There's a new bad man in town...</i>
SCARLET: <i>Excuse me.</i>
347
00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:32,771
HOST: <i>...and that man is a woman!</i>
(SCARLET CHUCKLES)
348
00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:35,405
HOST: <i>Crime isn't pretty!</i>
349
00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:37,403
<i>It's red hot!</i>
350
00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:39,090
(BOTH SIGH)
351
00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:41,089
HOST: <i>Get to Villain-Con
this weekend.</i>
352
00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:46,087
<i>Only at 545 Orange Grove Avenue
in Orlando, Florida.</i>
353
00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:48,925
<i>So much fun, it's a crime.</i>
354
00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:50,811
(CHUCKLES)
355
00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:54,044
Oh! Villain-Con, Orlando.
Whoo-hoo!
356
00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:55,201
(CHUCKLES)
357
00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:04,049
(CHUCKLES)
Bello! Uh, Orlando?
358
00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:05,846
Ugh. (SPEAKING MINIONESE)
359
00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:07,769
Hey, uh...
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
Orlando?
360
00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:08,881
(BARKING)
361
00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:13,609
Oh, hello.
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
362
00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:14,966
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
Orlando?
363
00:17:15,080 --> 00:17:17,321
(BABBLES)
364
00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:21,610
Uh-huh. Ah, okay.
Thank you, baby!
Bye-bye!
365
00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:23,205
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
Ah.
366
00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:25,123
KEVIN: (SPEAKING MINIONESE)
Orlando!
367
00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:26,725
(GRUNTING)
368
00:17:36,120 --> 00:17:40,330
(PANTING)
369
00:17:45,120 --> 00:17:47,407
Hey, Stuart...
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
(GROANS)
370
00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:48,481
(HORN HONKS)
371
00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:50,484
Oh, yeah! Far out!
372
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:52,850
Love is the way, brother!
373
00:17:56,840 --> 00:17:58,330
Ah! (CHUCKLES)
374
00:17:58,400 --> 00:17:59,811
Eh, no, no, no, no, no, Kevin.
375
00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:02,087
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
376
00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:06,921
Hmm.
377
00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:08,806
(HONKING)
378
00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:11,366
(YELLS)
379
00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:13,770
(LAUGHS)
380
00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:16,047
(IMITATING STUART
IN MINIONESE)
381
00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:17,929
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
382
00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:20,361
(GRUMBLING)
383
00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:24,206
Hey! Stopa! Stopa! Stopa!
384
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:27,524
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
385
00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:30,206
(HUMS RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES)
386
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:33,204
Stopa! Ugh!
387
00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:34,361
(GRUNTS)
388
00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:35,521
(GROANS)
389
00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:47,801
(GRUNTS)
390
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:54,440
(YELLS)
391
00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:55,601
(SCOFFS)
392
00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:56,966
Stuart...
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
393
00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:07,726
(WHIMPERING)
394
00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:10,209
(TIRES SCREECH)
(SCREAMS)
395
00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:12,251
(KEVIN COUGHS)
396
00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:20,321
(NERVOUSLY) Oh...
397
00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:28,171
Oh, Walter, look!
398
00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:31,164
These adorable little freaks
are headed to Orlando, too!
399
00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:33,925
Yeah, I see that!
Hey, Walter Junior!
400
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,001
What's happenin'?
401
00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:36,080
WALTER: Tina.
Hi!
402
00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:37,167
Binky.
Mmm, mmm.
403
00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:39,123
What do you say we give
these fellows a ride?
404
00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:41,208
BOTH: Yay! New friends!
405
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:43,521
All aboard the Nelson Express!
406
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:46,331
You, one-eye!
You're sitting next to me!
407
00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:47,851
Okay. (SPEAKING MINIONESE)
408
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,684
Stuart!
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
409
00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:51,046
(CHUCKLES)
410
00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:52,761
(GRUNTS)
411
00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:54,726
(TIRES SCREECH)
412
00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:58,449
Glad we came along before
some weirdos picked you up!
413
00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:01,205
(CHUCKLES)
Who wants apple slices?
414
00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:02,611
Ah, ah! Ooh, ooh!
415
00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:05,881
Oh, you, too!
416
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:10,090
Growing boy-like creatures
need their strength.
417
00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:12,731
Okay.
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
418
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:13,961
Heck, yeah!
419
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:15,650
(MUNCHING)
420
00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:16,801
Thanks, man!
(GRUNTS)
421
00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:20,286
All righty! Who needs
to stretch their legs?
422
00:20:20,360 --> 00:20:21,771
Yeah!
Yes! Me, me, me!
423
00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:24,241
Sweet!
You guys wait here,
we'll be right back.
424
00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:26,527
Okay, Nelsons, let's do this!
425
00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:28,961
(CAT MEOWS)
426
00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:31,810
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
427
00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:32,881
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
428
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,970
(ALARM RINGING)
(WOMEN SCREAMING)
429
00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:37,690
Go, go, go!
430
00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:42,800
Okey-dokey. On the road again.
(STARTS ENGINE)
431
00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:45,008
(REVS ENGINE)
(TIRES SCREECH)
432
00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:46,286
(GRUNTING)
433
00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:51,127
(SIRENS WAILING)
434
00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:53,049
Dad! We got company!
435
00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:56,203
It's because I tripped
the alarm. I stink!
436
00:20:56,280 --> 00:20:59,841
Hey, we all make mistakes, sugarplum.
You're still learning.
437
00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:02,646
Huh! What?
438
00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:04,961
Your father's right, Tina.
WALTER: Reload!
439
00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:06,929
He wasn't this good
at being evil overnight!
440
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,764
WALTER: Reload!
Your time's coming.
441
00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:10,365
(CHUCKLES)
442
00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:12,325
(GROANS) It's jammed!
443
00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:13,601
(SIRENS WAILING)
444
00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:15,641
(TIRES SCREECH)
445
00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:18,681
Huh?
446
00:21:21,120 --> 00:21:24,169
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
(CHUCKLES)
447
00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:33,561
(GASPS)
448
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:49,201
Okay, who did that?
449
00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:51,687
Uh... (SPEAKING MINIONESE) Stuart!
Huh? (STAMMERS)
450
00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:53,404
That was great! (LAUGHS)
451
00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:55,130
(CHUCKLES) Thank you!
452
00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:56,890
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
453
00:21:57,000 --> 00:22:00,402
Say, fellas,
can we get personal
for just a second?
454
00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:03,529
Why are you going to Orlando?
455
00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:05,409
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
456
00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:08,563
Come on. You can tell us.
You're going to Villain-Con, aren't you?
457
00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:10,440
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
Villain-Con.
(CHUCKLES)
458
00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:12,164
Villain-Con.
459
00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:15,847
Wow! So many bad guys
in the car. What fun!
460
00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:18,969
I knew it!
I knew you were villains!
Didn't I, honey?
461
00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:21,850
What a small world!
Hope we're not in rival gangs.
462
00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:22,921
(CHUCKLES)
463
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,446
Binky! Joke! (CHUCKLES)
Babies, huh?
464
00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:28,366
(EXPLODES)
465
00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:31,845
(MINION CHEER LEADER ECHOING)
466
00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:34,364
(CONTINUES CHEERING)
467
00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:40,761
(GRUNTS)
468
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,365
(WHIMPERS)
469
00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:44,965
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
470
00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:52,691
(GRUNTS)
471
00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:54,930
ALL: Yay.
472
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:56,371
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
(SIGHS)
473
00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:58,329
(DAVE SHOUTING EXCITEDLY)
474
00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:00,323
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
Big boss!
475
00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:03,961
(ALL CHEERING)
476
00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:08,971
(CHANTING)
477
00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:11,570
(DAVE SHUSHING)
478
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:13,688
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
479
00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:17,404
(GRUNTS)
480
00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:19,209
(ALL CHEERING)
481
00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:24,329
(SNORING)
(MOANS)
482
00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:27,450
(BLOWING)
483
00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:28,806
When we get to Orlando,
484
00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:31,531
I'm gonna get all my favorite
villains to sign my magazine!
485
00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:34,171
Dumo the Sumo!
486
00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:35,890
(SPEAKING MINIONESE) Boss!
487
00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:39,885
Oh, Kevin,
you don't wanna work for him!
He ate his last henchmen!
488
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:40,961
Uh...
489
00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:43,088
TINA: Frankie Fish Lips.
490
00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:44,525
He lives in the ocean.
491
00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:46,409
(SPEAKING MINIONESE) Boss?
Oh...
492
00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:48,005
Can you breathe underwater?
493
00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:49,525
Uh, so-so.
494
00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:50,886
(GASPS) Oh, oh, oh!
495
00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:53,725
Look at her!
Scarlet Overkill!
496
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:56,485
The coolest super-villain,
like, ever!
497
00:23:56,560 --> 00:24:00,121
She started out as your average little girl,
braces, pigtails.
498
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:04,524
But by the time she was 13,
she built a criminal empire!
499
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:08,361
If I was a Minion,
that's who I'd want to work for!
500
00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:10,602
(SPEAKING MINIONESE) Oh.
501
00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:13,286
Here we are!
Beautiful Orlando!
502
00:24:13,360 --> 00:24:14,805
Yeah! We're here!
503
00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:20,768
MADGE: Orlando!
504
00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:34,611
Hey, gang, watch this!
505
00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:38,968
MAN: (ON SPEAKERS)
<i>Welcome to Billy Bob's Bait Shop.
How can I help you?</i>
506
00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:40,923
Yeah, hi.
Uh... (CLEARS THROAT)
507
00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:44,409
We're here for, uh,
so much fun, it's a crime.
508
00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:51,685
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
509
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:06,081
Whoo-hoo! (LAUGHS)
510
00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:07,685
Villain-Con!
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
511
00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:08,921
(GRUNTING)
512
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:14,484
All right!
Here we go!
513
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:19,688
Well, this is it!
I wanna tell you, and I really mean this.
514
00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:21,091
I really appreciate what you did
515
00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:22,889
back there with the cops.
Really!
516
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:25,128
Dad!
It's Frankie Fish Lips!
517
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:27,248
(SNIFFS)
I can smell him from here!
518
00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:28,651
WALTER: Junior!
Get my camera!
519
00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:30,768
Good luck in there, boys!
520
00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:33,121
I hope you find what
you're looking for!
521
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:34,247
ALL: Bye!
522
00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:35,321
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
523
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:36,606
(GIGGLES)
524
00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:38,210
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
Villain-Con!
525
00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:39,281
(CHUCKLES)
Yeah!
526
00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:41,727
Villain-Con!
Whoo!
527
00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:45,082
KEVIN: Okay!
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
528
00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:49,647
Oh! (CHUCKLES)
529
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:52,962
Any evil talents?
530
00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:56,287
Not bad.
531
00:25:56,760 --> 00:25:59,001
What about you?
Any evil talents?
532
00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:00,127
Uh...
533
00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:03,325
Bello!
La, la, la!
La, la, la!
534
00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:04,401
Eh?
535
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:06,881
That's not evil or a talent.
536
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,000
(GROANS)
537
00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:09,690
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
538
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:12,525
(HUMS)
539
00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:15,327
Bello!
540
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:17,004
(YELLS)
541
00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:18,081
Ha-ha!
542
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:19,481
No?
543
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:23,362
I'm sorry! But I'm not looking
for any more servants,
544
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:26,808
for I, Professor Flux,
have invented
545
00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:29,565
the world's first time machine!
546
00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:35,602
Every time I visit the future,
I bring my future self back to help me.
547
00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:36,681
Hello!
548
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:37,961
Oh.
549
00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:41,922
Move that over there,
Professor Flux from two weeks from now.
550
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:45,049
(GROANS) As you can see,
I don't need any help.
551
00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:47,401
(GRUNTS)
552
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:51,690
Oh, way to go, guys.
We killed the original!
553
00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:53,603
(GASPS)
(ALL YELLING)
554
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:56,281
Please!
555
00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:58,888
Eh... (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
556
00:26:58,960 --> 00:26:59,961
(MUTTERING IN MINIONESE)
557
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:02,441
MALE ANNOUNCER:
<i>Villain-Con presents our keynote speaker,</i>
558
00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:05,285
<i>Scarlet Overkill!</i>
559
00:27:05,360 --> 00:27:07,931
<i>The world's first
female super-villain!</i>
560
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:09,126
(STAMMERING)
561
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:12,329
<i>Appearing right now in Hall H!
Bob! Stuart! Buddies! Hey!</i>
562
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:14,681
Buddies! (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
563
00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:15,966
Scarlet?
564
00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:17,405
(STUTTERS) Kevin!
565
00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:20,771
MALE ANNOUNCER:
<i>Are you ready...</i>
566
00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:21,840
(ALL CHEERING)
567
00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:23,723
Yeah!
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
568
00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:26,406
<i>...for Scarlet Overkill!</i>
569
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:30,846
(SCARLET SIGHS)
570
00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:34,487
SCARLET: Doesn't it feel
so good to be bad?
571
00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:36,050
Scarlet! Scarlet! Scarlet!
Yes!
572
00:27:36,120 --> 00:27:37,360
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
573
00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:42,927
(LAUGHS EVILLY)
574
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:44,286
ALL: Whoa.
575
00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:45,966
(SIGHS)
576
00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:50,091
Whoo-hoo!
(CHUCKLES)
577
00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:52,521
(GRUNTS)
578
00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:00,330
Awesome!
579
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:02,326
(ALL CHEERING)
Yeah!
580
00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:04,402
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
581
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:05,527
(SIGHS)
582
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:07,329
Wow! Thank you!
583
00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:09,368
CROWD: (CHANTING)
Scarlet! Scarlet!
(CHUCKLES)
584
00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:11,681
Thank you so much!
585
00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:14,886
Okay. (SHUSHING)
586
00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:16,926
(CHANTING RECEDES)
Ah.
587
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,844
When I started out,
people said a woman
588
00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:22,890
could never rob
a bank as well as a man!
589
00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:27,368
Well, (IN SING-SONG VOICE) times change!
590
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:29,920
(LOUD CHEER)
I love you, Scarlet!
591
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,765
Look at all those
faces out there!
592
00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:35,047
We are all so different!
593
00:28:35,120 --> 00:28:36,963
But we have one
thing in common.
594
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:40,290
(GURGLING) We were
born with flippers!
595
00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:45,207
No? Just me? Okay.
596
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:48,764
(CLEARS THROAT)
We have big dreams!
597
00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:51,446
And we will do anything
to make them come true!
598
00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:54,570
(CHEERING)
Have any of you ever dreamt
599
00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:58,850
of working for the greatest
super-villain of all time?
600
00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:00,480
Yeah!
601
00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:01,567
Whoo-hoo!
(ALL CHUCKLE)
602
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:03,210
(CHUCKLES)
603
00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:06,250
Well, what if
I were to tell you
604
00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:09,881
that I am looking
for new henchmen?
605
00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:12,168
Hey, boss! Boss!
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
606
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:13,241
(CHUCKLES)
607
00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:16,608
I truly believe
somewhere out there
608
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:20,651
is a villain with the potential
to serve greatness!
609
00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:23,451
And it could be any of you.
610
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:24,681
Whoa!
611
00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:26,842
Although,
let's not kid ourselves.
612
00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:31,608
Truly,
the only men for this job
are Kevin and his Minions!
613
00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:33,682
Huh? But... But...
SCARLET: Ten times the evil
614
00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:36,969
in half the package!
I am just in awe!
615
00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:38,963
Let's hear it for Kevin.
616
00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:41,691
He saved his tribe!
617
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:44,041
(CHANTING)
Kevin! Kevin! Kevin!
618
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,367
(CHANTING) Kevin! Kevin! Kevin...
Hey! Kevin. Hey. Hey!
619
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:50,647
Argh!
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
620
00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:55,203
So, how should we
do this? Hmm.
621
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:57,121
Oh.
622
00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:59,601
You see this
tiny little trinket?
623
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:02,242
Well, just take it from my
hand and you've got the job.
(ALL GASP)
624
00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:04,886
(CHUCKLING) No big deal,
it's almost too simple.
625
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:06,241
Uh...
626
00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:07,810
Oh, come on!
Don't be afraid.
627
00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:11,248
Just take the stone
and get that job! Come on!
628
00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:12,321
Oh, okay.
629
00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:14,129
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
...Boss!
630
00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:15,440
That job is mine!
631
00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:16,567
Ooh!
632
00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:18,444
(VILLAIN LAUGHING EVILLY)
633
00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:20,210
(ROARS)
634
00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:21,725
(GROWLS)
635
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:23,607
(STRAINING)
636
00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:24,886
Now go easy on me.
637
00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:26,769
(PAINED GRUNTING)
Whoops! (CHUCKLES)
638
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:28,926
(YELLING)
639
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:31,203
Love the costume!
640
00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:32,401
Ha!
641
00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:33,961
Uh...
642
00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:35,526
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
643
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:36,886
So cool!
644
00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:37,961
(MINIONS YELLING)
645
00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:42,641
Tim? Tim!
646
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:43,720
(SINISTER CHUCKLING)
647
00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:44,761
(GRUNTS)
648
00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:46,887
(PANTING) Uh...
649
00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:48,883
Oh, no, Bob!
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
650
00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:51,247
(CHUCKUNG)
Ah! Tim! Tim!
651
00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:53,084
Is no one good enough?
652
00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:57,287
KEVIN: Bob!
653
00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:00,121
(BATTLE CRY)
654
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:01,440
(GRUNTING)
655
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:03,884
(INDISTINCT YELLING)
656
00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:05,201
(YELLING)
657
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:06,611
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
(GURGLES)
658
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:07,966
VILLAIN: I got it! I got it!
659
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:09,570
(ALL GRUNTING)
660
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:17,206
Ah!
661
00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:20,365
Didn't my speech inspire anyone
662
00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:23,211
to rise up and
prove themselves worthy?
663
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:27,606
All these villains and
yet I still have the bear.
664
00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:29,967
Stuffed bear!
Why am I holding a bear?
665
00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:31,929
(CROWD MURMUR)
Who has the ruby?
666
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:33,001
(BOB GAGGING)
667
00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:38,125
(CROWD GASP)
668
00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:41,010
Wow! Who...
669
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:45,841
Who are you,
my knights in shining denim?
(MOANING GRU NT)
670
00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:48,651
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
...Stuart.
671
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:50,171
...Bob.
Minions!
672
00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:52,607
That was incredible!
673
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:55,371
Behold! The last
creatures you'd expect
674
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:58,165
to win the day have emerged victorious!
(MINIONS CHUCKLING)
675
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:03,608
Everyone, meet my new henchmen.
The Minions!
(MINIONS CHEERING)
676
00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:07,048
MINIONS: Kumbaya! Kumbaya! Kumbaya!
677
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:09,205
Kumbaya!
678
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:14,450
Hey! (CHUCKLING)
I know those guys!
I gave them a ride here!
679
00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:16,409
Whoo-hoo!
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
680
00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:22,846
Buckle up, boys!
Next stop, England.
681
00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:42,724
(YELLING HAPPILY)
682
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:47,803
(HUMMING)
683
00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:49,962
(LINE RINGING)
(GROANS CONTENTEDLY)
684
00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:54,523
Oh... (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
685
00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:55,681
(PHONE RINGING)
(PANTING)
686
00:32:55,760 --> 00:32:57,000
(GROWLS)
687
00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:58,884
(COUNTS IN MINIONESE)
688
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:02,811
(SINGING <i>MAKE 'EM LAUGH</i> IN MINIONESE)
689
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:11,121
(MUMBLING)
690
00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:20,410
(PHONE RINGING)
691
00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:22,006
Bello?
692
00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:24,321
Hey, Kevin! Eh?
693
00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:26,649
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
Boss? In England?
694
00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:27,880
Nah, (SPEAKS MINIONESE) Boss!
695
00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:28,921
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
696
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,048
(SINGING CONTINUES)
697
00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:35,090
(BLOWS INTO TUBA)
698
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:37,961
(LAUGHS)
699
00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:40,407
(GROANS)
700
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:43,043
Ah, uh... Bello, Kevin?
(KEVIN GRUNTS)
701
00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:44,281
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
...England?
702
00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:46,209
(KEVIN SPEAKS MINIONESE)
Uh-huh. (SPEAKS MINIONESE) ...Boss?
703
00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:48,442
(YETI ROARS)
Scarlet Popapil. Ah.
704
00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:51,368
(MINIONS YELLING)
705
00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:56,369
(ROARING)
706
00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:57,967
(LINE BEEPING)
707
00:33:58,040 --> 00:34:01,442
Bello? Bello!
(SPEAKS MINIONESE) Bello?
708
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:12,244
Oh!
Wow!
709
00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:19,204
Ah! (GRUNTS)
710
00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:21,721
(WHIMPERS)
711
00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:24,280
Here we go! There.
712
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:27,764
By the way,
I really like your bear.
713
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:30,084
Herb! My baby!
714
00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:31,650
You know I am!
715
00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:33,247
How'd it go?
(CHUCKLES)
716
00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:34,765
Were you evil?
717
00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:36,922
So evil!
Oh!
718
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,401
A little bird
dropped this off today.
719
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:42,806
(HERB WHISPERS MESSAGE)
720
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:45,611
It's me,
I'm the "H."
721
00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:48,570
Also, there was no bird.
Also me.
722
00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:52,440
Herb, seriously,
I wanna dig up that William Shakespeare
723
00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:54,807
so he can see
what true writing is.
724
00:34:54,880 --> 00:34:56,086
I love it!
725
00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:58,970
Ah, that works out because I love...
(CHUCKLES)
726
00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:01,964
(CHUCKLING)
Well, I love... too.
727
00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:03,849
(IMITATING SCARLET AND HERB)
Ah, the love, ah!
728
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:06,651
(KISSES) Oh! Oh, ah.
(LAUGHING)
729
00:35:06,720 --> 00:35:09,724
Oh, boys,
could you come here, please?
730
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:15,807
Meet my husband, Herb.
Inventor, super genius, fox.
731
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,001
(SIGH)
732
00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:19,128
Herb, these are
the new recruits.
733
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:22,488
Kevin, Stuart, and that
cute little one is Bob.
734
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:23,846
Hey, Bello!
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
735
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:27,720
Right on!
You guys are crazy
little and way yellow,
736
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:30,201
And I dig that!
737
00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:31,770
(GRUNTING)
738
00:35:33,720 --> 00:35:34,881
Sweet, man!
739
00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:37,202
(YELPS) Ah, ah.
740
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:41,890
Whoa! (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
741
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:43,724
I know, right?
Ah!
742
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:46,804
SCARLET: Just a few things I
stole to help fill the void.
743
00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:49,966
Whoa! (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
...mega ukulele!
744
00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:54,610
Checkin' out my can?
745
00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:56,489
We stole that
because finally someone
746
00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:58,881
expressed my love of
soup in painting form.
747
00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:00,291
Wow!
Ooh!
748
00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:04,046
Okay, listen up!
It is time to get down to business.
749
00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:06,606
Do you know who this is?
750
00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:08,888
Uh... (SPEAKING MINIONESE)
751
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:12,601
This is Queen Elizabeth,
ruler of England.
752
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:17,768
Oh, I love England.
The music, the fashion.
753
00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:20,286
I'm seriously thinking
about overthrowing it someday.
754
00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:22,522
(GASPS) Ooh!
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
755
00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:26,286
Anyway, this pale
drink of water oversees it all.
756
00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:29,330
I'm her biggest fan,
love her work!
757
00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:32,324
And I really, really,
really want her crown.
758
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:34,482
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
(GIGGLES)
759
00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:39,522
Steal me the crown
and all your dreams come true.
760
00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:41,967
Respect! Power!
761
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:43,280
Banana!
762
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:45,450
Banana!
763
00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:46,646
(CHUCKLES)
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
764
00:36:46,720 --> 00:36:48,370
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
765
00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:54,047
(MINIONS SHUDDERING AND GRUNTING)
766
00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:55,804
(MUTTERING)
Ha! (GRUNTS)
767
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:58,406
Henry!
(STRAINING GRUNTS)
768
00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:00,130
(GASPS)
(SHUDDERS)
769
00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:02,610
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
...England. Uh...
770
00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:04,409
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
(GROANS)
771
00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:06,482
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
...England...
772
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:08,244
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
773
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:09,446
(YELPS)
774
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:11,449
(GROWLS)
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
775
00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:14,205
(SCREAMING AND CHATTERING
IN MINIONESE)
776
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:15,921
(ROARING)
777
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:24,889
(LAUGHS)
(ALL GASPING)
778
00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:27,446
(GROWLING)
779
00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:28,851
(YELLING IN MINIONESE)
780
00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:32,561
Oh, uh...
781
00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:34,325
Hmm.
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
782
00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:35,606
Heh.
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
783
00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:37,842
(CHUCKLING) Wow!
KEVIN: Whoa.
784
00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:39,605
Ooh-la-la.
785
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:41,444
HERB: No! (CHUCKLING)
Oh, no.
786
00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:42,885
Don't get too close, boys.
787
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:44,803
When it's completed,
it'll be my ultimate weapon.
788
00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:49,363
But right now, it's leaking radiation
like you would not believe!
789
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:54,125
So, you're here for gear.
790
00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:57,120
Whoa!
791
00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:00,528
Bob, Robert, Bobby, my boy.
792
00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:05,043
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
You get my far-out stretch suit.
793
00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:07,441
Wow! (CHUCKLES)
794
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:10,726
Kevin, Kev-bo,
Seventh Kevin,
795
00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:13,883
you are the proud owner
of my lava lamp gun.
796
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:17,248
Ah?
This baby shoots actual lava!
797
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:19,046
Ooh! (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
798
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:20,764
HERB: Pretty cool, right?
(CACKLES)
799
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:25,607
And finally, Stu. Stu-art,
Stu-perman, Beef Stu.
800
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:28,570
I got you the coolest invention,
probably ever.
801
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:30,210
(CACKLES) Oh.
802
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:32,248
Hypno-hat!
Uh, oh.
803
00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:33,681
Uh...
804
00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:36,521
(BOTH MUTTERS)
(IMITATES CHICKEN)
805
00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:42,326
You can use it to
hypnotize anyone. Anyone!
806
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:45,325
Oh, you look so great!
807
00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:47,289
I feel like a proud mama
with three
808
00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:49,362
dashing evil sons.
(YELPING)
809
00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:52,603
Uh, Scarlet, (STAMMERS)
Scarlet... (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
810
00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:55,411
No, no. Don't say anything.
I won't understand.
811
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:59,445
It's getting late.
You've had a big day,
you must be exhausted!
812
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:02,686
Boing, boing, boing,
boing, boing...
813
00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:05,921
Wow! These cats
are pumped!
814
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:10,164
Well, maybe I'll settle them down
with a bedtime story?
815
00:39:10,240 --> 00:39:12,322
Ha-ha! (RAPID GRUNTING)
816
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:13,526
(YELLS)
817
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:18,682
How does that sound, Bob?
Bob. Bob! Bob!
818
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:20,569
Oh! Bedtime porry?
819
00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:23,928
That is a groovy idea!
I'll go get some cookies and warm milk.
820
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,924
This is gonna be so fun!
821
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:29,286
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
...bedtime porry.
822
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:33,809
Oh, yes, I've got a really,
really good bedtime porry.
823
00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:38,729
Once upon a time,
there were three little pigs.
824
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:39,847
(PIG GRUNTING)
825
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:44,926
<i>One fateful day, the pigs
encountered a big, bad wolf...</i>
826
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:46,331
(SNARLS)
827
00:39:46,720 --> 00:39:49,405
<i>...who had a wonderful
surprise for them!</i>
828
00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:52,609
<i>The wolf offered the three
piggies and all their friends</i>
829
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:54,523
<i>a job working for her.</i>
(CHEERING)
830
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:57,365
<i>Everyone would be so happy!</i>
831
00:39:58,200 --> 00:39:59,725
<i>All the three
little piggies had to do</i>
832
00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:01,723
<i>was just steal one little crown</i>
833
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:03,484
<i>that the beautiful wolf
had wanted</i>
834
00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:07,531
<i>ever since she was
a penniless little street cub,</i>
835
00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:10,649
<i>unloved and abandoned.</i>
836
00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:14,847
<i>But that crown would mean
she was a princess,</i>
837
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:17,082
<i>and everybody loves a princess!</i>
838
00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:19,640
<i>So the wolf sent the piggies
to get that crown.</i>
839
00:40:19,720 --> 00:40:21,848
(GRUNTING)
(ALARM BLARES)
840
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:24,082
<i>But the little pigs
weren't up to the challenge.</i>
841
00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:26,003
<i>They failed their mission.</i>
842
00:40:26,720 --> 00:40:32,124
<i>So the wolf huffed and puffed,
and she blew them off the face of the earth!</i>
843
00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:35,481
Yo, po, po!
844
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:40,286
The end.
845
00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:42,970
(BOTH STUTTER)
846
00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:47,642
Good luck getting
that crown tomorrow, little piggies.
847
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:51,121
I know you won't disappoint me.
848
00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:53,841
Um.
849
00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:55,770
(SNORES)
850
00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:08,040
KEVIN: Okay.
851
00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:11,090
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
...Scarlet.
(WHIMPERING)
852
00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:12,844
Which way is the loo, please?
Hmm.
853
00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:14,001
Oh, thank you.
Ah.
854
00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:15,764
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
855
00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:17,925
(CLEARS THROAT) Bello.
856
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:19,764
Uh...
(SPEAKS MINIONESE) ...please.
857
00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:24,164
You're not allowed in without an adult.
Scram, hooligans!
858
00:41:24,240 --> 00:41:25,651
Oh. (GROANS)
859
00:41:25,720 --> 00:41:28,929
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
Uh, mm.
860
00:41:29,240 --> 00:41:31,288
(BOB CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY)
861
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:34,291
Ooh...
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
862
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:36,084
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
Oh, la...
863
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:37,686
Stuart... (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
864
00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:39,250
(STUART GROWLS SOFTLY)
(YELPING)
865
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:41,410
(KEVIN GRUNTING)
866
00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:43,924
How many tickets, please?
867
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:45,206
(STUTTERS)
868
00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:46,520
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
...please.
869
00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:47,681
(KEVIN GRUNTS)
870
00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:49,171
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
...please.
871
00:41:49,240 --> 00:41:51,322
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
872
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:57,525
Enjoy yourself, love.
873
00:41:57,600 --> 00:41:58,965
MINIONS: Thank you!
874
00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:01,886
(BOTH LAUGHING)
875
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:04,531
It was nowhere near Hyde Park!
(CHUCKLES)
876
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:05,840
Bob's your uncle.
877
00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:07,605
KEVIN: Huh, hmm.
878
00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:09,569
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
STUART: Okay.
879
00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:13,803
(KEVIN GASPS)
(BOB HUMS)
880
00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:17,730
KEVIN: Okay.
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
881
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:19,529
(KEVIN AND STUART GRUNTING)
Huh? Ah!
882
00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:21,051
(KEVIN SPEAKS MINIONESE)
883
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:22,964
(ALL SIGH IN RELIEF)
He-hey.
884
00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:24,651
Okay.
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
885
00:42:24,720 --> 00:42:25,721
BEEFEATER: Hey!
(GASPS)
886
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:27,723
What are you doing here?
(KEVIN STAMMERS)
887
00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:29,484
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
888
00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:33,042
This is a restricted area!
Hands in the air!
889
00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:34,770
No... (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
890
00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:36,001
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
891
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:39,648
(SINGS HAIR IN MINIONESE)
892
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:41,640
Stop that!
893
00:42:41,720 --> 00:42:43,722
(CONTINUES SINGING)
894
00:42:44,720 --> 00:42:46,609
Get back.
895
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:51,804
(ALL SINGING HAIR IN MINIONESE)
896
00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:06,321
(CHUCKLES)
897
00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:08,201
Yay!
898
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:13,009
(GRUNTS) Ah!
899
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:23,762
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
900
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:25,604
Bob, Stuart...
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
901
00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:30,523
(CHUCKLING AND CHEERING)
902
00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:35,203
(STRAINING GRUNT)
903
00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:44,841
(GROANS)
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
904
00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:45,921
(CHUCKLES)
905
00:43:57,520 --> 00:43:59,124
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
906
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:03,601
(CHUCKLES)
907
00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:05,045
MAN: So...
908
00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:09,324
So, you came for
the Queen's crown, did you?
909
00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:12,529
Well, you're gonna
have to get through me!
910
00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:15,206
The Keeper of the Crown!
911
00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:17,924
(LAUGHING)
912
00:44:19,240 --> 00:44:21,242
(IMITATING KEEPER)
Ow! Hey!
913
00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:24,130
You think it's
funny to mock the elderly, do you?
914
00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:25,200
Uh... (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
915
00:44:25,240 --> 00:44:26,287
(GRUNTS)
916
00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:28,601
I've been up here for decades,
917
00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:30,728
just waiting for someone to try
918
00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:32,768
and steal the Queen's treasure!
919
00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:34,285
(GROANS)
920
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:35,970
Okay.
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
921
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:37,844
(SINGS IN MINIONESE)
922
00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:40,127
What are you saying?
Never mind, don't care!
923
00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:42,886
(LAUGHS)
924
00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:46,285
Oh, no! (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
925
00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:48,806
Oh, no, you don't!
926
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:50,370
(STRAINING AND YELLING)
927
00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:51,930
Oh, flippin' heck!
928
00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:53,451
(KEEPER YELLS)
929
00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:55,681
(MUFFLED) What's goin' on?
930
00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:57,364
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
931
00:44:58,520 --> 00:44:59,521
(YELLS)
932
00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:02,720
Bob...
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
933
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:05,531
Eh... Hmm.
Wow. (GRUNTS)
934
00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:09,201
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
935
00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:10,281
(THUD)
936
00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:26,771
(KEVIN SPEAKS MINIONESE)
937
00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:31,209
(CROWD CHEERING)
938
00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:32,320
(PANTING)
939
00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:33,600
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
940
00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:35,045
Hello!
941
00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:36,326
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
942
00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:38,690
(GRUNTING)
943
00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:40,081
(SCREAMS)
944
00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:42,128
Huh? (LAUGHS)
945
00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:43,640
(BOTH PANTING)
946
00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:45,285
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
947
00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:46,486
(CHUCKLES)
948
00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:48,643
(BOB SPEAKS MINIONESE)
949
00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:51,081
(BOTH YELPING)
950
00:45:55,360 --> 00:45:56,521
Hello!
951
00:45:57,080 --> 00:45:58,127
Stone the crows!
952
00:45:58,200 --> 00:45:59,201
Stop him, lads!
Wait!
953
00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:00,611
Go for the legs!
954
00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:01,761
(ALL YELPING)
955
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:07,166
Gordon Bennett!
956
00:46:07,240 --> 00:46:08,685
Kevin!
957
00:46:10,760 --> 00:46:11,761
(GASPS)
958
00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:14,567
(SIGHS)
959
00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:16,563
The Queen's
been kidnapped, Sarge!
960
00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:17,687
Blimey!
961
00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:20,249
(SIRENS WAILING)
962
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:24,327
Hyah! Hyah!
963
00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:25,401
THE QUEEN: Ooh!
964
00:46:26,720 --> 00:46:28,006
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
965
00:46:28,720 --> 00:46:29,721
(SCREAMS)
966
00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:32,567
(GASPS)
967
00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:34,969
(GRUNTING AND YELLING)
Ha! Boo-ya!
968
00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:36,760
(SCREAMS AND GRUNTS)
969
00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:39,841
(GASPS)
970
00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:42,008
Huh. Hyah! Hyah!
971
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:44,321
What's going on?
Bello!
972
00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:45,481
Oh, my goodness!
973
00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:46,846
(BOTH GRUNTING)
974
00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:48,001
Whoa!
Ha-ha! (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
975
00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:49,161
THE QUEEN: No!
976
00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:50,761
(GROANS)
977
00:46:50,880 --> 00:46:55,249
Gentlemen do not
steal ladies' crowns!
(GRUNTING)
978
00:46:56,760 --> 00:46:57,966
Huh? Hmm?
979
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:00,286
(RAPID PANTING)
980
00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:01,600
(SCREAMS)
981
00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:04,964
(GASPING AND GRUNTING)
982
00:47:06,080 --> 00:47:07,570
(HORSE WHINNIES)
Huh? (GASPS)
983
00:47:07,720 --> 00:47:08,721
(GRUNTS)
984
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:09,801
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
985
00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:10,881
(SCREAMS)
986
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:13,845
Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
987
00:47:14,240 --> 00:47:15,241
(GRUNTS)
988
00:47:18,760 --> 00:47:19,841
THE QUEEN: Oh, dear!
989
00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:20,921
(SCREAMS)
990
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:22,001
(BOTH SCREAM)
991
00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:23,081
(STRAINING)
992
00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:26,041
(SCREAMS)
993
00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:27,766
Ah! Ahhh!
994
00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:29,646
(BOTH SCREAMING)
995
00:47:32,720 --> 00:47:34,006
Yeah! (LAUGHS)
996
00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:36,521
You scoundrel!
After them! Uh-oh.
997
00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:38,204
(TIRES SCREECHING)
998
00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:39,770
(YELLING)
999
00:47:40,840 --> 00:47:42,001
MAN: Stop the blighter!
1000
00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:43,320
(RAPID PANTING)
1001
00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:45,848
Go on, grab him!
(GASPS)
1002
00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:47,441
Huh?
1003
00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:49,327
(STRAINING)
1004
00:47:50,560 --> 00:47:52,050
(YELLS)
1005
00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:54,280
Huh? Oh.
1006
00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:56,804
(SINGING)
1007
00:47:58,400 --> 00:48:00,129
(GRUNTS)
1008
00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:03,451
Cor, blimey!
1009
00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:07,643
One of England's most famous
myths has become a reality
1010
00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:10,727
as a new king has been crowned.
1011
00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:14,009
Bob, who appears to be
a bald, jaundiced child,
1012
00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:16,487
has pulled the famed sword
right from its stone,
1013
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:19,291
<i>which, legend dictates,
makes him the new king.</i>
1014
00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:22,364
(SPITS) Tiny yellow traitor!
(CUP BREAKS)
1015
00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:25,006
(GROWLS)
1016
00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:27,648
(JOYFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
1017
00:48:36,200 --> 00:48:38,282
(LAUGHS) England!
1018
00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:40,283
ALL: England! England!
1019
00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:42,721
(CHANTING) England!
England! England!
1020
00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:45,644
(GAGGING) England! England...
1021
00:48:51,520 --> 00:48:53,921
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
Ha, ha!
1022
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:55,081
(GRUNTS)
1023
00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:57,202
(MINIONS SPEAKING MINIONESE)
1024
00:48:58,760 --> 00:49:00,444
(ALL YELLING)
1025
00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:05,209
(SINGING IN MINIONESE)
1026
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:11,048
(INDISTINCT MUTTERING)
1027
00:49:11,560 --> 00:49:12,766
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1028
00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:14,205
(LAUGHS) Bello!
1029
00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:15,521
Bello!
1030
00:49:15,720 --> 00:49:16,801
Cut!
1031
00:49:17,280 --> 00:49:18,850
(SHUDDERING)
1032
00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:30,002
Hey, Bob.
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
(MUNCHING)
1033
00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:31,127
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1034
00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:32,201
(ALL LAUGH)
1035
00:49:32,320 --> 00:49:33,321
(YELLS)
1036
00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:39,443
ROYAL ADVISOR:
Hello, King Bob.
Uh...
1037
00:49:39,520 --> 00:49:42,091
Welcome to Buckingham Palace.
1038
00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:43,286
Uh, no.
1039
00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:46,121
Oh, what's the matter,
Your Majesty?
1040
00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:48,282
Whatever's bothering you,
we can make it right.
1041
00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:49,521
Just name it!
1042
00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:50,601
Oh.
1043
00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:53,689
(CHUCKLING) Buddies!
1044
00:49:54,360 --> 00:49:56,886
Buddies! Buddies!
1045
00:49:58,200 --> 00:50:00,202
Buddies!
(CHUCKLING)
1046
00:50:01,080 --> 00:50:02,969
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1047
00:50:03,040 --> 00:50:04,485
Oh.
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1048
00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:12,931
(CLEARS THROAT)
1049
00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:15,050
Uh... (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
(FEEDBACK)
1050
00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:16,201
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1051
00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:17,441
(CLEARS THROAT)
1052
00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:20,010
King Bob!
1053
00:50:20,120 --> 00:50:21,645
(CHEERING)
1054
00:50:21,720 --> 00:50:22,846
MAN: Long live the king!
1055
00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:24,843
WOMAN: King Bob!
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1056
00:50:29,720 --> 00:50:31,131
...Bob... (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
...King...
1057
00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:32,201
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
1058
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:33,805
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1059
00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:41,327
(SPUTTERS AND LAUGHS)
(BOTH LAUGH)
1060
00:50:41,720 --> 00:50:43,006
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1061
00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:46,483
So... (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1062
00:50:52,680 --> 00:50:54,921
(SINGLE SLOW CLAP)
1063
00:50:58,080 --> 00:50:59,161
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1064
00:50:59,240 --> 00:51:00,651
(SIGHS)
1065
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:02,001
King Bob!
1066
00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:03,891
(CHEERING)
1067
00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:12,486
Oh... Yeah!
(LAUGHS)
1068
00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:15,005
BUTLERS: King Bob! Wait!
1069
00:51:16,480 --> 00:51:18,323
Wow!
BUTLERS: Whoa! (GRUNT)
1070
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:21,331
Whoo-hoo!
1071
00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:23,321
(GRUNTS)
1072
00:51:24,320 --> 00:51:25,367
(PANTS) Oh...
1073
00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:26,441
Yee-haw!
1074
00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:27,641
King Bob!
1075
00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:28,960
Hyah!
1076
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:30,365
(YELLS IN MINIONESE)
1077
00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:32,410
(BATTLE CRY)
1078
00:51:36,880 --> 00:51:38,848
Hmm? Huh! Ah!
1079
00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:41,011
(CHUCKLES)
1080
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:45,604
(RINGS BELL)
(CHUCKLES)
1081
00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:47,682
Yes, King Bob. Oh.
1082
00:51:48,720 --> 00:51:49,846
(CHUCKLES)
(RINGS BELL)
1083
00:51:49,960 --> 00:51:50,961
King Bob?
1084
00:51:51,720 --> 00:51:52,926
King Bob?
1085
00:51:53,040 --> 00:51:54,326
Ah, Claire.
1086
00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:55,811
Mmm, Tiffany.
1087
00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:58,202
(SPEAKS MINIONESE) Rawr!
1088
00:52:04,960 --> 00:52:06,485
Ball! (GRUNTS)
1089
00:52:07,200 --> 00:52:09,248
How dare you!
(YELLS)
1090
00:52:09,800 --> 00:52:11,529
(MUFFLED GRUNTING)
1091
00:52:12,200 --> 00:52:13,486
(PANTING)
1092
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:14,721
(GROWLS)
1093
00:52:14,960 --> 00:52:15,961
(WHIMPERS)
1094
00:52:16,160 --> 00:52:17,366
Scarlet!
1095
00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:21,206
Don't you "Scarlet" me,
you backstabbing little traitors!
1096
00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:24,045
Using Herb's invention
to steal my crown?
1097
00:52:24,520 --> 00:52:26,090
(SHUDDERS)
1098
00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:28,647
I feel used.
Not gonna lie.
1099
00:52:28,720 --> 00:52:34,489
You stole my dream!
I was going to conquer England someday!
1100
00:52:34,560 --> 00:52:36,483
There was gonna be a coronation,
1101
00:52:36,560 --> 00:52:39,086
and I was going
to be made Queen.
1102
00:52:39,160 --> 00:52:41,003
Every moment was planned.
1103
00:52:41,080 --> 00:52:44,448
I'd wear a dress so sparkly,
it glowed!
1104
00:52:44,520 --> 00:52:48,809
And everyone who ever
doubted me would be watching,
1105
00:52:48,880 --> 00:52:51,724
and they would be crying!
1106
00:52:51,800 --> 00:52:55,441
I was going to be
the picture of elegance and class!
1107
00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:58,205
And you pinheads screwed it up!
1108
00:52:58,320 --> 00:53:00,129
No, no, no!
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1109
00:53:02,040 --> 00:53:05,681
No, no, no, King Bob!
You cannot just abdicate the throne!
1110
00:53:05,760 --> 00:53:07,444
Who invited the square?
1111
00:53:07,520 --> 00:53:11,206
And you definitely cannot just
give the job to this woman!
1112
00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:12,645
There are laws!
1113
00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:14,802
Boss. (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
...Boss.
1114
00:53:15,560 --> 00:53:17,289
(LAUGHING)
1115
00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:19,121
(CLEARS THROAT)
1116
00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:21,407
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
...Scarlet Popapil!
1117
00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:24,091
(SHOCKED MURMURS)
King Bob has officially changed the law,
1118
00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:25,889
Clearing the way
for Scarlet Overkill
1119
00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:27,849
to be crowned Queen of England!
1120
00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:31,242
She will be coronated
at London's historic Westminster Abbey.
1121
00:53:31,320 --> 00:53:35,211
If I wasn't so polite,
I'd say this spells certain doom for the country,
1122
00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:36,805
if not the world.
1123
00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:39,486
But I'm so very polite
that I shall keep my mouth shut.
1124
00:53:39,560 --> 00:53:40,561
(LAUGHS)
1125
00:53:40,640 --> 00:53:42,961
But, seriously,
we're all in big trouble.
1126
00:53:43,040 --> 00:53:44,769
REPORTERS: Scarlet! Scarlet!
1127
00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:48,240
SCARLET: I don't have time
to answer any questions.
1128
00:53:48,320 --> 00:53:49,970
I just want to
thank the Minions
1129
00:53:50,120 --> 00:53:53,329
for going above and
beyond the call of duty.
1130
00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:56,404
You are three tiny, golden...
(GIGGLES)
1131
00:53:56,480 --> 00:53:58,960
...pill shaped
miracle workers,
1132
00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:03,523
and you have stolen
not just England but my heart.
1133
00:54:03,600 --> 00:54:05,090
REPORTER: Scarlet, over here!
1134
00:54:05,160 --> 00:54:07,481
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
1135
00:54:07,560 --> 00:54:08,925
Pardon me?
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1136
00:54:10,680 --> 00:54:11,727
Eh?
1137
00:54:11,800 --> 00:54:15,930
Wow! So many!
Good for you!
1138
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:17,923
Well, you'll all
get what you deserve.
1139
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:19,047
(GRUNTS)
1140
00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:20,884
Serve! (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
...serve!
1141
00:54:20,960 --> 00:54:22,450
(ALL EXCLAIM EXCITEDLY)
1142
00:54:22,520 --> 00:54:23,521
Whoo-hoo!
1143
00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:26,683
(SINGING THEME FROM
THE MONKEES IN MINIONESE)
1144
00:54:34,800 --> 00:54:35,801
(LAUGHS)
1145
00:54:47,800 --> 00:54:48,801
Oh.
1146
00:54:51,040 --> 00:54:52,769
Go ahead, go ahead.
1147
00:54:53,720 --> 00:54:55,370
Uh...
(ALL SHUDDER)
1148
00:54:56,360 --> 00:54:57,691
(KEVIN SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1149
00:55:01,440 --> 00:55:03,363
Uh...
(DOOR PEEPHOLE OPENS)
1150
00:55:03,440 --> 00:55:06,569
I don't want you to take this
the wrong way, but I hate you.
1151
00:55:07,040 --> 00:55:11,443
I thought I could get over what you did,
but I feel so betrayed.
1152
00:55:12,320 --> 00:55:16,484
I think...
Yes, I think we're gonna have to break up.
1153
00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:19,040
And it's not you.
(SOBS)
1154
00:55:19,120 --> 00:55:22,727
Wait, hold on.
It is you. It's 100% you!
1155
00:55:22,840 --> 00:55:24,205
(GASPS) No, no.
1156
00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:28,649
So get comfortable, Minions.
Get real, real comfortable.
1157
00:55:28,760 --> 00:55:31,161
Because this is where
you're going to spend
1158
00:55:31,240 --> 00:55:35,245
the rest of your
worthless little lives.
1159
00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:37,848
(WHIMPERING)
1160
00:55:37,920 --> 00:55:40,764
All right!
Let's do this!
1161
00:55:40,880 --> 00:55:42,564
(SPEAKS MINIONESE) Herb!
1162
00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:44,768
Who's this handsome "Herb" fella?
1163
00:55:44,840 --> 00:55:48,526
No, my name is "Blerb."
I'm a dungeon master.
1164
00:55:49,240 --> 00:55:51,561
Prepare for torture,
which I do!
1165
00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:53,244
(ALL GASP)
(WHIMPERS)
1166
00:55:53,320 --> 00:55:57,723
All right, are we comfy?
Doesn't matter! This is torture!
1167
00:55:57,800 --> 00:55:59,643
(BOTH SCREAM)
1168
00:56:01,680 --> 00:56:03,205
Huh.
Oh. (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1169
00:56:03,280 --> 00:56:04,520
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1170
00:56:04,600 --> 00:56:07,604
Wow! Harder than I thought.
Next machine!
1171
00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:12,562
Oh, welcome to Hang Town!
Population, you!
1172
00:56:12,680 --> 00:56:14,284
(GRUNTS) Oh.
1173
00:56:14,680 --> 00:56:15,681
(YELPS)
1174
00:56:15,760 --> 00:56:17,683
(MINIONS LAUGH)
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1175
00:56:18,600 --> 00:56:19,601
Whoo-hoo!
1176
00:56:19,680 --> 00:56:22,126
Cut it out! This is
really unprofessional!
1177
00:56:22,200 --> 00:56:24,043
There's no laughing
in the dungeon!
1178
00:56:24,120 --> 00:56:26,691
I wanna see tears and
I wanna hear screams,
1179
00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:28,922
or I'm gonna get... Wait!
1180
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:31,002
Hey!
Ooh! I've got a groovy idea!
1181
00:56:31,080 --> 00:56:32,081
Ah!
1182
00:56:33,160 --> 00:56:34,161
(MINIONS LAUGH)
1183
00:56:34,240 --> 00:56:36,242
Look at this!
Argh! (LAUGHS)
1184
00:56:36,320 --> 00:56:38,163
(ALL LAUGHING)
1185
00:56:42,680 --> 00:56:45,650
SCARLET: <i>Hello!
Will the future king, Herb Overkill,</i>
1186
00:56:45,720 --> 00:56:48,166
<i>please come upstairs
to prepare for the coronation?</i>
1187
00:56:48,240 --> 00:56:50,527
Well, I hope you learned
your lesson for today.
1188
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:52,001
(ALL LAUGH)
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1189
00:56:52,080 --> 00:56:56,688
And by the way, it was me,
Herb, the whole time!
1190
00:56:58,760 --> 00:57:01,411
I don't even know
anyone named "Blerb"!
1191
00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:03,284
Uh, Herb...
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1192
00:57:03,720 --> 00:57:04,801
(WHIMPERS)
Oh. Huh.
1193
00:57:05,480 --> 00:57:10,611
I am hours away from becoming
the Queen of England!
1194
00:57:10,680 --> 00:57:12,569
I know!
It's a gas!
(CHUCKLES)
1195
00:57:12,640 --> 00:57:14,563
I will finally get my crown.
Yeah.
1196
00:57:14,640 --> 00:57:18,087
It's all I've ever wanted.
I'm going to be so happy.
1197
00:57:18,160 --> 00:57:19,161
(LAUGHS)
1198
00:57:19,240 --> 00:57:22,483
But let me ask you
something, Fabrice.
1199
00:57:22,560 --> 00:57:25,530
Does that look like this to you?
1200
00:57:25,600 --> 00:57:26,601
(LAUGHS)
1201
00:57:27,960 --> 00:57:33,569
Mrs. Overkill,
the hair in that picture,
it's just two wavy lines!
1202
00:57:34,360 --> 00:57:36,408
Oh, so, what,
now you're an art critic?
1203
00:57:36,480 --> 00:57:40,883
I drew that when I was five years old!
Get out of my sight!
1204
00:57:40,960 --> 00:57:42,450
(GUNSHOTS)
(SCREAMS)
1205
00:57:44,680 --> 00:57:46,125
Bye, Fabrice!
1206
00:57:46,640 --> 00:57:48,768
I liked him. He was fun.
1207
00:57:49,440 --> 00:57:51,408
So, what do you
think of the dress?
1208
00:57:51,480 --> 00:57:57,044
Oh, it's so beautiful.
So fashion-forward.
So Valentino.
1209
00:57:57,760 --> 00:58:00,331
Gave it a sweetheart
neckline because you're my sweetheart.
1210
00:58:00,400 --> 00:58:02,129
The high collar
and cinched waist
1211
00:58:02,200 --> 00:58:04,487
reflect a simpler,
more violent time.
1212
00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:08,121
The material is a blend of taffeta
and high-density body armor.
1213
00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:09,645
Fully armed and loaded.
1214
00:58:10,920 --> 00:58:13,491
And that glow,
that's nuclear.
1215
00:58:13,560 --> 00:58:15,608
Nice. Just one more
thing to do.
1216
00:58:15,720 --> 00:58:17,722
Gotta look good for the public.
1217
00:58:17,800 --> 00:58:18,801
Ugh.
1218
00:58:19,160 --> 00:58:20,207
Do you mind?
1219
00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:21,281
My pleasure.
1220
00:58:22,040 --> 00:58:23,041
(HERB GRUNTS)
1221
00:58:23,120 --> 00:58:25,771
Little tighter, sweetie.
Come on, I can take it.
1222
00:58:26,240 --> 00:58:28,402
Little tighter.
(GRUNTING LOUDLY)
1223
00:58:28,480 --> 00:58:30,448
Tighter!
(STRAINING)
1224
00:58:30,520 --> 00:58:33,205
Must have tiny waist.
1225
00:58:33,920 --> 00:58:35,490
Seeing stars, seeing stars!
1226
00:58:35,560 --> 00:58:36,561
(GASPS)
1227
00:58:36,640 --> 00:58:39,450
Losing feeling in my legs. Perfect!
Tie it, tie it, tie it, tie it.
1228
00:58:39,520 --> 00:58:40,521
(KEVIN SIGHS)
1229
00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:42,284
(KEVIN SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1230
00:58:42,800 --> 00:58:43,801
Huh?
1231
00:58:44,760 --> 00:58:47,001
Ah. Bob! Stuart!
1232
00:58:47,080 --> 00:58:48,320
BOB: Eh?
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1233
00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:50,967
(BOTH GRUNTING)
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1234
00:58:52,560 --> 00:58:55,131
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1235
00:58:56,280 --> 00:58:57,441
(CHUCKLES)
1236
00:58:57,520 --> 00:58:59,841
Ooh! Bello!
(IN SING-SONG VOICE) Ooh-ooh!
1237
00:58:59,920 --> 00:59:01,684
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
(SQUEAKING)
1238
00:59:01,760 --> 00:59:03,808
Ah! Oh.
1239
00:59:04,280 --> 00:59:06,044
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
Ah.
1240
00:59:06,120 --> 00:59:07,804
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1241
00:59:07,960 --> 00:59:09,291
(ALL GRUNT)
1242
00:59:09,800 --> 00:59:11,689
Huh!
(ORGAN PLAYING)
1243
00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:14,331
(SOBBING AND BLOWING NOSE)
1244
00:59:14,400 --> 00:59:15,890
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1245
00:59:15,960 --> 00:59:17,007
(GRUNTS AND GASPS)
1246
00:59:17,080 --> 00:59:18,081
Ah.
1247
00:59:18,680 --> 00:59:21,331
(BOTH SPEAK MINIONESE)
1248
00:59:21,520 --> 00:59:24,410
Eh, eh, Kevin...
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
...Scarlet.
1249
00:59:24,520 --> 00:59:25,521
(GRUNTS)
1250
00:59:25,600 --> 00:59:26,647
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1251
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:28,650
Ah!
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1252
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:33,401
"Porry Scarlet."
1253
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:35,001
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1254
00:59:35,280 --> 00:59:37,760
He, he!
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
...Boss.
1255
00:59:37,840 --> 00:59:39,046
(GRUNTS)
(SQUEAKS)
1256
00:59:39,120 --> 00:59:40,121
Oh. (GIGGLES)
1257
00:59:40,200 --> 00:59:41,486
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1258
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:43,411
Ah, okay!
1259
00:59:43,480 --> 00:59:44,641
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1260
00:59:44,720 --> 00:59:45,721
(CHUCKLES)
1261
00:59:45,800 --> 00:59:47,165
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1262
00:59:49,040 --> 00:59:50,041
Huh?
1263
00:59:50,120 --> 00:59:51,121
(ALL GRUNT)
1264
00:59:54,160 --> 00:59:55,366
(MINIONS SCREAM)
1265
01:00:03,760 --> 01:00:05,444
I love you, Scarlet!
1266
01:00:05,960 --> 01:00:09,362
Queen wave, queen wave!
Queen waving!
1267
01:00:13,520 --> 01:00:15,841
(APPLAUSE)
1268
01:00:18,400 --> 01:00:21,370
I am so, so excited!
This is perfect!
(GIGGLING)
1269
01:00:21,440 --> 01:00:23,442
Everyone looks so nice!
1270
01:00:23,520 --> 01:00:27,081
Oh! Oh, you are just adorable!
1271
01:00:28,880 --> 01:00:29,927
Oh, yes!
1272
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:31,570
(ORGAN PLAYING)
And that music, oh!
1273
01:00:32,520 --> 01:00:36,923
Who is that organist?
She is good! Right?
She looks like an Edna.
1274
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:40,686
Edna, you are very good!
Who was that? Whoa!
1275
01:00:41,240 --> 01:00:42,810
(GIGGLES)
1276
01:00:43,520 --> 01:00:46,729
Thanks for doing this,
padre. Big fan.
Uh-huh.
1277
01:00:46,800 --> 01:00:50,486
Come here,
let me squeeze you!
Oh, you are so squishy!
1278
01:00:50,560 --> 01:00:52,210
(KEVIN GRUNTING)
1279
01:00:52,560 --> 01:00:53,561
(SIGHS)
1280
01:00:53,920 --> 01:00:55,160
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
...Scarlet.
1281
01:00:55,240 --> 01:00:57,322
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
Go, go, Go!
1282
01:00:57,840 --> 01:00:59,205
(GROANS)
1283
01:01:03,440 --> 01:01:04,680
(KEVIN GRUNTING)
1284
01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:08,360
(FRUSTRATED GRUNT)
(CHUCKLES AND SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1285
01:01:09,920 --> 01:01:11,365
Ouch! Ouch!
1286
01:01:11,680 --> 01:01:13,011
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1287
01:01:13,720 --> 01:01:15,484
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
(KEVIN SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1288
01:01:15,560 --> 01:01:16,846
KEVIN: (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
<i>...sayonara!</i>
1289
01:01:16,920 --> 01:01:17,921
(GROANS)
1290
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:20,571
<i>Ciao...</i>
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
1291
01:01:20,640 --> 01:01:23,086
(SINGS <i>AULD LANG SYNE</i> IN MINIONESE)
1292
01:01:32,080 --> 01:01:33,445
(KEVIN SPEAKS MINIONESE)
Bob...
1293
01:01:33,520 --> 01:01:34,806
(BOB YELLING)
KEVIN: Stuart!
1294
01:01:34,920 --> 01:01:36,729
(GRUNTS AND SPEAKS IN MINIONESE)
1295
01:01:38,520 --> 01:01:39,851
(GRUNTING)
1296
01:01:44,120 --> 01:01:45,690
Aww! Oo-ooh!
1297
01:01:46,440 --> 01:01:47,771
(SIGHS)
(GRUNTING)
1298
01:01:47,800 --> 01:01:49,768
Okay!
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
(GROANING)
1299
01:01:49,840 --> 01:01:51,808
(GRUNTS)
1300
01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:54,001
Oh! Beh...
1301
01:01:54,680 --> 01:01:56,523
ARCHBISHOP:
Will you to your power
1302
01:01:56,640 --> 01:01:58,722
cause law and justice...
(GASPS)
1303
01:01:58,800 --> 01:02:00,211
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
...Popapil!
1304
01:02:00,320 --> 01:02:02,368
(GRUNTING AND BLOWING)
1305
01:02:02,440 --> 01:02:03,441
Oh!
Ah...
1306
01:02:04,320 --> 01:02:05,765
Hmm? Ah...
1307
01:02:05,840 --> 01:02:06,841
(CRIES)
1308
01:02:06,920 --> 01:02:08,490
Huh? Uh... Uh...
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1309
01:02:08,560 --> 01:02:09,561
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
1310
01:02:11,680 --> 01:02:13,409
Stopa!
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1311
01:02:13,480 --> 01:02:14,480
(GRUNTING)
1312
01:02:14,520 --> 01:02:16,045
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
Bah!
1313
01:02:16,120 --> 01:02:17,724
(BOTH YELLING)
1314
01:02:18,200 --> 01:02:19,929
(BOTH SPEAK MINIONESE AND YELLING)
1315
01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:21,684
ARCHBISHOP: In mercy...
1316
01:02:24,480 --> 01:02:25,845
No, no, no!
1317
01:02:27,120 --> 01:02:29,691
ARCHBISHOP:
Do you, Scarlet Overkill...
1318
01:02:29,760 --> 01:02:31,091
(BOTH PANTING)
1319
01:02:32,760 --> 01:02:33,966
(BOTH SCREAMING)
1320
01:02:37,640 --> 01:02:38,766
(SPEAKS MINIONESE AND CHUCKLING)
1321
01:02:38,840 --> 01:02:40,251
Yeah!
1322
01:02:40,360 --> 01:02:41,805
Huh? Oh?
1323
01:02:41,880 --> 01:02:43,041
No!
1324
01:02:43,120 --> 01:02:45,964
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1325
01:02:46,040 --> 01:02:47,690
Uh, mmm...
1326
01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:50,729
(GRUNTS)
1327
01:02:53,920 --> 01:02:54,921
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1328
01:02:58,240 --> 01:03:00,720
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
...Bob.
1329
01:03:00,800 --> 01:03:02,882
(GRUNTING)
1330
01:03:03,560 --> 01:03:05,164
(BOB SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1331
01:03:05,240 --> 01:03:08,562
ARCHBISHOP: I proclaim thee,
Scarlet Overkill,
1332
01:03:08,680 --> 01:03:10,842
the Queen of England!
Oh! Huh?
1333
01:03:12,240 --> 01:03:13,366
(GRUNTING)
1334
01:03:14,400 --> 01:03:15,447
Kevin!
(NERVOUS CHUCKLE)
1335
01:03:15,560 --> 01:03:16,561
Huh?
1336
01:03:18,880 --> 01:03:19,881
(GROWLS)
1337
01:03:20,200 --> 01:03:21,611
(PEOPLE GASPING)
1338
01:03:22,840 --> 01:03:25,525
Scarlet! Scarlet, my queen?
1339
01:03:25,600 --> 01:03:27,364
Somebody help me!
1340
01:03:29,400 --> 01:03:33,644
Come on, come on!
Lift on two. One, two!
1341
01:03:34,200 --> 01:03:35,725
One, two!
1342
01:03:35,800 --> 01:03:37,404
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1343
01:03:37,480 --> 01:03:38,811
(RUMBLING)
Huh?
1344
01:03:39,480 --> 01:03:41,130
(PEOPLE GASPING)
1345
01:03:47,160 --> 01:03:48,810
Scarlet! You're okay!
1346
01:03:49,320 --> 01:03:51,482
He tried to kill me!
1347
01:03:51,560 --> 01:03:53,369
Uh, no...
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1348
01:03:53,440 --> 01:03:59,163
Villains, this is no longer a coronation!
It is an execution!
1349
01:03:59,240 --> 01:04:00,810
Get them!
(VILLAINS YELLING)
1350
01:04:01,640 --> 01:04:02,687
(SCREAMING)
1351
01:04:05,320 --> 01:04:08,290
Whoa, Nelly!
Run, fellas, run!
1352
01:04:13,880 --> 01:04:15,689
VILLAIN 1:
Come back here, you!
1353
01:04:15,760 --> 01:04:16,761
(PANTING)
1354
01:04:19,280 --> 01:04:20,281
Ah!
1355
01:04:20,720 --> 01:04:21,721
(ROARS)
1356
01:04:24,280 --> 01:04:25,770
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
(YELLING)
1357
01:04:26,560 --> 01:04:27,561
(SHUDDERING)
1358
01:04:27,600 --> 01:04:29,329
(MOTOR WHIRRING)
Uh?
1359
01:04:29,400 --> 01:04:32,006
(PANICKED CHATTER
IN MINIONESE)
1360
01:04:33,920 --> 01:04:35,081
(PANICKED YELLING)
1361
01:04:37,440 --> 01:04:38,965
(SINISTER YELL)
1362
01:04:39,040 --> 01:04:40,041
Hyah!
1363
01:04:48,120 --> 01:04:49,120
(PANTING)
1364
01:04:49,160 --> 01:04:50,161
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1365
01:04:50,280 --> 01:04:51,281
Aah!
1366
01:04:52,600 --> 01:04:53,601
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1367
01:04:53,680 --> 01:04:54,681
You're mine!
1368
01:04:54,760 --> 01:04:56,000
Stuart, Bob! Uh...
1369
01:04:58,080 --> 01:05:00,651
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1370
01:05:00,920 --> 01:05:01,967
(MANIACAL LAUGHING)
1371
01:05:08,920 --> 01:05:09,921
Oops!
1372
01:05:10,480 --> 01:05:11,481
(YELLING)
1373
01:05:13,920 --> 01:05:14,921
Oh!
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1374
01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:16,650
Hey! I got one!
1375
01:05:22,280 --> 01:05:24,203
(YELLING)
1376
01:05:25,920 --> 01:05:26,921
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1377
01:05:27,240 --> 01:05:28,241
(LAUGHING)
1378
01:05:36,920 --> 01:05:37,921
Tim!
1379
01:05:38,960 --> 01:05:39,960
(SIGHS)
1380
01:05:40,040 --> 01:05:41,041
(GURGLES)
Huh?
1381
01:05:41,680 --> 01:05:45,366
Oh? Aww! Oh!
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1382
01:05:45,440 --> 01:05:46,601
(CHUCKLES)
Uh? Eh?
1383
01:05:46,680 --> 01:05:47,806
(GROWLING)
(SCREAMING)
1384
01:05:50,480 --> 01:05:51,481
Tim!
1385
01:05:57,040 --> 01:05:58,485
Stuart! Bob!
1386
01:05:58,600 --> 01:05:59,601
(SIGHS)
1387
01:05:59,680 --> 01:06:01,250
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1388
01:06:01,320 --> 01:06:02,685
Buddies!
1389
01:06:06,080 --> 01:06:07,684
MALE VOICE: (OVER SPEAKERS)
<i>Mind the gap.</i>
1390
01:06:09,680 --> 01:06:11,091
<i>Mind the gap.</i>
1391
01:06:11,160 --> 01:06:12,844
(MINIONS CHEERING AND CHUCKLING)
1392
01:06:12,920 --> 01:06:15,287
Mind the gap!
Mind the gap! Mind the gap!
1393
01:06:15,360 --> 01:06:16,885
<i>Mind the gap.</i>
1394
01:06:16,960 --> 01:06:18,246
Mind the gap!
1395
01:06:19,880 --> 01:06:21,166
VILLAIN 2: He won't get away!
1396
01:06:21,240 --> 01:06:22,446
VILLAIN 3:
He won't escape us!
1397
01:06:23,720 --> 01:06:25,131
(ROWDY CLAMOR)
1398
01:06:25,600 --> 01:06:26,601
(GROWLS)
1399
01:06:27,480 --> 01:06:28,720
(QUEEN LAUGHING)
Huh?
1400
01:06:29,920 --> 01:06:31,001
What about this one?
1401
01:06:31,800 --> 01:06:34,406
Why did the queen go to the dentist?
(STRAINING)
1402
01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:37,128
To get her teeth crowned.
1403
01:06:37,200 --> 01:06:39,441
(LAUGHTER)
Heh! (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1404
01:06:39,520 --> 01:06:41,727
Tell us another one, Lizzy!
1405
01:06:41,800 --> 01:06:42,801
KEVIN: Uh, uh...
1406
01:06:42,880 --> 01:06:44,450
Bello!
(SIGHS) Oh!
1407
01:06:44,560 --> 01:06:45,721
It's you.
1408
01:06:45,800 --> 01:06:48,531
Everyone, this is one
of the little fellows
1409
01:06:48,600 --> 01:06:51,171
who stole the monarchy from me.
1410
01:06:51,240 --> 01:06:53,686
And how's that
working out for you?
1411
01:06:53,760 --> 01:06:55,922
Uh, Scarlet...
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1412
01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:58,810
Oh, yes, yes, I saw what
was going on on the telly.
1413
01:06:58,880 --> 01:07:00,006
Uh, telly?
1414
01:07:00,120 --> 01:07:01,849
<i>What was meant to
be the coronation of</i>
1415
01:07:01,920 --> 01:07:04,810
<i>Scarlet Overkill has
gone terribly wrong as...</i>
1416
01:07:04,880 --> 01:07:06,041
SCARLET: <i>Move!</i>
1417
01:07:06,120 --> 01:07:07,565
(GROWLING)
1418
01:07:07,640 --> 01:07:11,201
<i>Kevin, Kevin,
I know you're out there.</i>
1419
01:07:11,280 --> 01:07:15,285
<i>You think you've gotten away?
Well, what do we have here?</i>
1420
01:07:15,360 --> 01:07:16,361
<i>Bello!</i>
1421
01:07:16,440 --> 01:07:18,249
<i>Oh, my goodness!</i>
Bob? Stuart?
1422
01:07:18,320 --> 01:07:20,721
<i>Which one shall I kill first?</i>
1423
01:07:20,800 --> 01:07:23,610
<i>Little Bob? Stuart?</i>
1424
01:07:23,680 --> 01:07:26,251
<i>Bob! Stuart!</i>
1425
01:07:26,880 --> 01:07:31,169
<i>I will do it, Kevin,
if you are not back here by dawn!</i>
1426
01:07:31,880 --> 01:07:32,927
Oh, my!
1427
01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:34,001
(GASPS) No!
1428
01:07:34,080 --> 01:07:35,889
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
...buddies!
1429
01:07:35,960 --> 01:07:37,246
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
...Scarlet.
1430
01:07:37,320 --> 01:07:38,970
(GRUNTING)
1431
01:07:40,920 --> 01:07:41,920
(GASPS)
1432
01:07:41,960 --> 01:07:44,201
(GRUNTING AND YELLING)
1433
01:07:45,160 --> 01:07:46,161
(SIGHS)
1434
01:07:51,960 --> 01:07:53,485
(SINISTER LAUGH)
1435
01:07:53,560 --> 01:07:55,164
There he is!
1436
01:07:55,920 --> 01:07:57,285
(GRUNTING)
1437
01:08:03,960 --> 01:08:05,086
Follow me!
1438
01:08:05,160 --> 01:08:06,366
(ALL CLAMORING)
1439
01:08:06,440 --> 01:08:07,601
Ah! Ha-haa!
1440
01:08:09,840 --> 01:08:11,251
(LAUGHS)
1441
01:08:11,320 --> 01:08:13,322
Who the man, eh?
(LAUGHS)
1442
01:08:13,800 --> 01:08:15,245
Uh... Oh!
1443
01:08:15,360 --> 01:08:16,566
(DISTANT THUDDING)
Oh.
1444
01:08:16,640 --> 01:08:17,971
(YELLING)
1445
01:08:18,040 --> 01:08:20,281
Harder! It's just my head.
1446
01:08:20,600 --> 01:08:21,601
(SPITS)
1447
01:08:21,680 --> 01:08:23,364
Oh, no!
(PANICKED GRUNTING)
1448
01:08:23,440 --> 01:08:24,805
DUMO THE SUMO:
This way! Let's get him!
1449
01:08:24,880 --> 01:08:26,245
VILLAIN 2: Go, go, go!
1450
01:08:26,320 --> 01:08:27,606
(PANICKED GRUNTING)
1451
01:08:27,680 --> 01:08:29,364
(ROARS)
(KEVIN YELLING)
1452
01:08:29,440 --> 01:08:32,205
No! (YELLS IN MINIONESE)
1453
01:08:36,960 --> 01:08:38,160
(NERVOUS GRUNTING AND MOANING)
1454
01:08:41,160 --> 01:08:42,400
(ALARM BLARING)
Huh?
1455
01:08:42,480 --> 01:08:43,481
(SCREAMS)
1456
01:08:48,600 --> 01:08:50,045
(CRIES)
1457
01:08:50,560 --> 01:08:51,641
Oh.
1458
01:08:51,720 --> 01:08:52,720
(NERVOUS CHUCKLE)
1459
01:08:52,760 --> 01:08:54,171
(BLOWS) Huh?
1460
01:08:54,440 --> 01:08:56,761
FEMALE VOICE:
<i>Ultimate weapon initiated.</i>
(SCREAMING)
1461
01:08:56,840 --> 01:09:01,164
<i>Activation in three, two, one.</i>
1462
01:09:04,080 --> 01:09:05,525
(VILLAINS GASPING)
1463
01:09:30,440 --> 01:09:31,930
(ECHOING) Bello.
1464
01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:33,684
(VILLAINS SCREAMING)
1465
01:09:36,320 --> 01:09:38,448
Huh? (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
...buddies!
1466
01:09:39,600 --> 01:09:41,204
(MUFFLED MUMBLING)
1467
01:09:41,320 --> 01:09:43,243
SCARLET:
This is it, boys!
1468
01:09:43,320 --> 01:09:45,607
Things do not
look good for you.
1469
01:09:45,720 --> 01:09:47,290
Oh, and I'm keeping the bear.
1470
01:09:47,360 --> 01:09:48,805
(MUFFLED GASPS) Tim!
1471
01:09:48,880 --> 01:09:51,326
You're not gonna need him
where you're going.
1472
01:09:51,400 --> 01:09:52,606
(WHISPERING) Heaven.
1473
01:09:54,120 --> 01:09:55,929
(GROWLING)
1474
01:09:56,600 --> 01:09:57,601
(BIRD SQUAWKING)
1475
01:09:57,680 --> 01:09:59,250
Huh? Uh... Aah!
1476
01:09:59,320 --> 01:10:01,800
Shoosh, shoosh,
shoosh, shoosh! Oh!
1477
01:10:01,880 --> 01:10:03,484
Huh? Ah!
1478
01:10:03,560 --> 01:10:06,131
(GRUNTING)
1479
01:10:08,080 --> 01:10:10,731
Bye-bye. Say bye-bye,
Bob. Bye-bye!
1480
01:10:10,800 --> 01:10:13,007
(MUFFLED WHIMPERING)
1481
01:10:13,080 --> 01:10:14,081
(SOBBING)
1482
01:10:26,960 --> 01:10:28,166
(SCREAMING)
1483
01:10:31,000 --> 01:10:33,446
(CHUCKUNG)
1484
01:10:36,160 --> 01:10:38,811
(BOTH STRAINING AND MUMBLING)
1485
01:10:40,000 --> 01:10:41,081
(CHUCKLES)
1486
01:10:41,160 --> 01:10:42,446
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1487
01:10:42,520 --> 01:10:44,249
(BOTH CHEERING)
1488
01:10:44,320 --> 01:10:47,403
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
Huh?
1489
01:10:48,640 --> 01:10:50,005
Oh, whoa!
1490
01:10:50,760 --> 01:10:52,762
Wait, what? How did he...
1491
01:10:52,840 --> 01:10:54,922
(GROWLS) Hold my bear.
1492
01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:56,889
(BOTH YELLING)
1493
01:10:57,160 --> 01:10:58,161
Huh?
1494
01:11:09,520 --> 01:11:10,726
(BOTH YELLING)
1495
01:11:13,320 --> 01:11:14,845
(WHISTLING)
1496
01:11:14,920 --> 01:11:17,207
(CHUCKLES AND SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1497
01:11:19,760 --> 01:11:21,444
Yippee! Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Kevin!
1498
01:11:21,520 --> 01:11:22,851
(GASPS AND SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1499
01:11:22,920 --> 01:11:24,206
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1500
01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:25,805
So, that's your plan?
1501
01:11:25,880 --> 01:11:28,121
Make yourself a bigger target?
1502
01:11:28,200 --> 01:11:29,201
(LAUGHS)
1503
01:11:29,280 --> 01:11:31,169
(YELLS)
1504
01:11:31,280 --> 01:11:33,442
(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
(CHATTERING QUIETLY IN MINICNESE)
1505
01:11:33,520 --> 01:11:35,602
(KEVIN WAILS IN MINIONESE)
Huh?
1506
01:11:35,680 --> 01:11:37,648
K-K-Kevin? Hey!
1507
01:11:37,720 --> 01:11:39,290
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
...Kevin!
1508
01:11:39,360 --> 01:11:42,250
(EXCITED CHATTER IN MINIONESE)
1509
01:11:42,360 --> 01:11:44,328
(SCARLET SCREAMING)
1510
01:11:44,400 --> 01:11:45,400
Whoa!
1511
01:11:45,440 --> 01:11:46,965
(BOTH SCREAMING)
1512
01:11:53,880 --> 01:11:55,689
(SHUDDERING WHIMPERS)
1513
01:11:57,560 --> 01:11:59,801
(SPEAKS MINIONESE) Ow!
1514
01:12:03,960 --> 01:12:05,121
And so help me,
1515
01:12:05,200 --> 01:12:07,407
I never wanna
see another one of
1516
01:12:07,480 --> 01:12:09,801
your goofy, bug-eyed
faces ever again!
1517
01:12:09,880 --> 01:12:11,880
MINIONS: (CHANTING)
Scarlet! Scarlet! Scarlet!
What?
1518
01:12:13,240 --> 01:12:15,447
Oh, you've gotta be kidding me!
1519
01:12:16,720 --> 01:12:17,926
(ALL SCREAMING)
1520
01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:19,684
Oh no, you don't!
1521
01:12:23,440 --> 01:12:24,441
Whoa!
1522
01:12:28,000 --> 01:12:30,844
And just for the record,
my little deviled eggs,
1523
01:12:30,920 --> 01:12:34,288
you can thank Kevin
for what I'm about to do to you!
1524
01:12:35,920 --> 01:12:37,524
Ow! Ow!
1525
01:12:41,680 --> 01:12:42,681
(SLURPING)
1526
01:12:42,760 --> 01:12:44,603
(ALL CHEERING)
Bob! Stuart!
Buddies!
1527
01:12:46,080 --> 01:12:47,127
Tony! (LAUGHS)
1528
01:12:47,200 --> 01:12:48,440
Tom!
1529
01:12:48,520 --> 01:12:50,443
(SPEAKS MINIONESE) Chris!
1530
01:12:50,520 --> 01:12:52,045
You the man!
1531
01:12:52,120 --> 01:12:56,125
(LAUGHS) Buddies! <i>Mazel tov.</i>
1532
01:13:01,560 --> 01:13:02,607
(CHOKES)
1533
01:13:06,600 --> 01:13:07,806
Ugh! Ew!
1534
01:13:08,600 --> 01:13:10,682
Ooh! Aah! Kevin! Kevin!
1535
01:13:11,800 --> 01:13:16,044
Enough! This ends now!
1536
01:13:27,400 --> 01:13:28,401
(GRUNTING)
1537
01:13:43,480 --> 01:13:45,084
Kevin!
1538
01:13:45,160 --> 01:13:48,801
(LAUGHS) You imbecile!
Have fun exploding!
1539
01:13:48,880 --> 01:13:50,006
Baby!
1540
01:13:50,960 --> 01:13:52,246
What's the rush?
1541
01:13:52,320 --> 01:13:53,481
Got to get out of here!
1542
01:13:54,760 --> 01:13:57,445
Let us go!
1543
01:14:04,880 --> 01:14:07,247
No, no, no, no!
1544
01:14:15,000 --> 01:14:18,288
(STUTTERING) Kevin!
1545
01:14:20,240 --> 01:14:21,287
(BOB CRYING)
1546
01:14:21,360 --> 01:14:23,761
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1547
01:14:23,840 --> 01:14:27,765
(SOBBING)
1548
01:14:31,920 --> 01:14:33,684
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
(GASPS)
1549
01:14:33,760 --> 01:14:35,842
(SPEAKS MINIONESE AND LAUGHS)
1550
01:14:36,920 --> 01:14:38,604
(SOBBING)
1551
01:14:38,680 --> 01:14:41,286
Kevin...
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1552
01:14:43,640 --> 01:14:45,483
(MINIONS HUMMING TAPS)
1553
01:14:48,920 --> 01:14:51,002
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1554
01:14:51,240 --> 01:14:53,242
(ALL HUMMING)
1555
01:14:57,400 --> 01:14:59,004
(SCREAMING)
1556
01:14:59,080 --> 01:15:01,003
Huh? (EXCITED SPUTTERING)
1557
01:15:06,560 --> 01:15:08,483
(CHEERING)
1558
01:15:21,880 --> 01:15:23,325
Ha-ha! Whoo-hoo!
1559
01:15:23,400 --> 01:15:24,686
(PANICKED GRUNTING AND YELLING)
1560
01:15:25,840 --> 01:15:26,841
ALL: Ooh!
1561
01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:29,809
(MINIONS CHEERING)
1562
01:15:29,920 --> 01:15:32,366
(PAINED CHEERING)
1563
01:15:45,080 --> 01:15:46,570
Stuart?
Hmm.
1564
01:15:46,640 --> 01:15:48,051
Bob?
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1565
01:15:50,880 --> 01:15:51,881
Okay.
1566
01:15:51,960 --> 01:15:54,406
(INHALES DEEPLY AND
SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1567
01:15:55,440 --> 01:15:57,807
(CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)
1568
01:16:05,800 --> 01:16:12,251
Ladies and gentlemen,
we are here today to celebrate the Minions!
1569
01:16:12,320 --> 01:16:13,765
(CHEERING)
1570
01:16:13,880 --> 01:16:15,450
(CHEERS)
1571
01:16:15,520 --> 01:16:17,488
(BARKS)
Huh! (RETCHES)
1572
01:16:18,280 --> 01:16:21,841
The country owes you
a great debt of gratitude.
1573
01:16:22,680 --> 01:16:27,686
Bob, you were a wise and
noble king for all of eight hours.
1574
01:16:28,280 --> 01:16:33,684
So for you,
I offer this tiny crown
for your teddy bear, Tim.
1575
01:16:33,840 --> 01:16:35,365
(GIGGLES)
1576
01:16:35,440 --> 01:16:37,920
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1577
01:16:38,000 --> 01:16:39,411
Oh, very good, Bob!
1578
01:16:40,160 --> 01:16:41,286
(SOBBING)
1579
01:16:41,360 --> 01:16:43,442
Oh, spectacular!
1580
01:16:43,520 --> 01:16:46,444
I'm so proud of you boys!
1581
01:16:46,520 --> 01:16:49,330
Oh, Stuart.
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1582
01:16:49,400 --> 01:16:54,964
For you,
I have this beautiful,
super-duper, incredible...
1583
01:16:55,040 --> 01:16:57,486
Ah!
...snow globe!
1584
01:16:57,560 --> 01:16:59,449
Eh? Poglobe?
Uh, ze...
1585
01:16:59,520 --> 01:17:02,808
And look, look,
hours of excitement!
1586
01:17:03,520 --> 01:17:04,931
Oh, uh...
1587
01:17:05,000 --> 01:17:07,810
Yippee.
Uh, eh, <i>gracias.</i>
1588
01:17:07,880 --> 01:17:10,406
(SNORTS AND LAUGHS)
1589
01:17:10,520 --> 01:17:13,524
Stuart, we're just
messing with you!
1590
01:17:14,440 --> 01:17:17,603
Don't be mad at me,
it was Kevin's idea.
1591
01:17:17,680 --> 01:17:19,682
Kevin!
(LAUGHING)
1592
01:17:19,760 --> 01:17:22,730
THE QUEEN: We have a much
better surprise for you!
1593
01:17:22,840 --> 01:17:25,411
(GASPS)
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
...super mega ukulele!
1594
01:17:25,480 --> 01:17:27,687
Uh... Wow!
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1595
01:17:27,920 --> 01:17:29,888
(PLAYING NOTES)
1596
01:17:31,240 --> 01:17:33,481
(DISTORTED GUITAR RIFFS)
1597
01:17:38,240 --> 01:17:39,571
(CHEERING)
1598
01:17:44,760 --> 01:17:46,569
(SCREAMING)
1599
01:17:55,840 --> 01:17:57,410
(GASPS)
1600
01:17:58,600 --> 01:18:01,365
(STUART SPEAKS MINIONESE)
...poglobe.
1601
01:18:02,440 --> 01:18:03,680
Thank you.
1602
01:18:04,440 --> 01:18:06,363
Right. Uh...
1603
01:18:06,440 --> 01:18:08,568
And finally, Kevin!
1604
01:18:09,520 --> 01:18:10,806
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1605
01:18:11,480 --> 01:18:15,007
You are a hero of
the highest order.
1606
01:18:15,080 --> 01:18:19,290
For your bravery and valor,
I am knighting you.
1607
01:18:20,040 --> 01:18:23,328
From here on out,
you are Sir Kevin.
1608
01:18:24,280 --> 01:18:25,486
Well done.
1609
01:18:29,320 --> 01:18:31,448
(ECSTATIC CHEERING)
1610
01:18:35,640 --> 01:18:37,847
MALE NARRATOR:
<i>What a beautiful moment!</i>
1611
01:18:37,960 --> 01:18:40,440
Kumbaya!
Kumbaya!
1612
01:18:40,520 --> 01:18:45,560
<i>The nation, nay,
the world was celebrating
Kevin, Stuart and Bob.</i>
1613
01:18:45,640 --> 01:18:48,962
<i>The last few thousand years were rough,
no question,</i>
1614
01:18:49,040 --> 01:18:52,647
<i>but things were
finally going their way!</i>
1615
01:18:53,160 --> 01:18:55,970
<i>Kevin had never been more proud.</i>
1616
01:18:56,760 --> 01:18:58,683
<i>But something was missing.</i>
1617
01:18:59,240 --> 01:19:01,925
Yes, good show, good show!
1618
01:19:02,000 --> 01:19:03,047
(GASPS)
1619
01:19:03,120 --> 01:19:05,600
My crown is gone! It's gone!
1620
01:19:06,160 --> 01:19:07,160
Blimey!
1621
01:19:07,200 --> 01:19:09,043
She's lost the crown!
Oh, my days!
1622
01:19:09,120 --> 01:19:10,121
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1623
01:19:12,160 --> 01:19:13,810
(SINISTER CHUCKLE)
1624
01:19:13,880 --> 01:19:14,961
Scarlet?
1625
01:19:15,040 --> 01:19:18,442
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
Scarlet! Hey!
1626
01:19:18,520 --> 01:19:20,602
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
...Scarlet! Hey!
1627
01:19:20,680 --> 01:19:24,480
They took everything from me!
My castle! My reputation!
1628
01:19:24,560 --> 01:19:27,325
Things look bleak,
baby, I'm not gonna lie!
1629
01:19:27,400 --> 01:19:30,609
But now at least
I have my crown!
1630
01:19:30,680 --> 01:19:32,523
(CROWD GASPING)
1631
01:19:43,480 --> 01:19:45,323
(GRUNTING)
1632
01:19:45,400 --> 01:19:47,528
(MUFFLED) Child,
give me that back.
1633
01:19:48,200 --> 01:19:51,409
No, I don't think so!
1634
01:19:51,480 --> 01:19:54,802
You have no idea who
you're messing with!
1635
01:19:54,880 --> 01:19:57,724
I am the greatest
super-villain of all time!
1636
01:19:57,800 --> 01:19:59,370
(CHUCKLES) Oh!
1637
01:19:59,480 --> 01:20:00,811
Were you?
1638
01:20:00,880 --> 01:20:02,723
(CHUCKLES)
1639
01:20:03,240 --> 01:20:05,083
(STUTTERING)
1640
01:20:08,880 --> 01:20:10,882
B... B... Buddies...
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1641
01:20:22,040 --> 01:20:23,644
Ah!
1642
01:20:28,760 --> 01:20:31,969
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
...Boss! Ha, ha!
1643
01:20:32,040 --> 01:20:35,283
Get back!
Are you really going to
allow that little penguin
1644
01:20:35,360 --> 01:20:38,170
to make off with my crown?
1645
01:20:40,240 --> 01:20:41,480
Herb.
1646
01:20:42,160 --> 01:20:43,810
I'm done.
1647
01:20:44,600 --> 01:20:46,250
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1648
01:20:48,160 --> 01:20:49,321
For me?
1649
01:20:50,880 --> 01:20:52,450
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1650
01:20:53,000 --> 01:20:54,001
Bye-bye!
1651
01:20:54,760 --> 01:20:56,250
Big boss!
1652
01:20:56,320 --> 01:20:58,288
(MINIONS CHEERING)
1653
01:20:58,360 --> 01:21:03,002
MALE NARRATOR:
<i>And that is how the Minions
found their new boss.</i>
1654
01:21:03,080 --> 01:21:06,607
<i>He was cunning,
he was evil, he was perfect.</i>
1655
01:21:06,680 --> 01:21:10,480
<i>He was despicable.</i>
1656
01:21:10,560 --> 01:21:11,800
(SINISTER LAUGHTER)
1657
01:21:30,320 --> 01:21:31,321
(SHOOING)
1658
01:21:31,800 --> 01:21:33,325
(IMITATING)
1659
01:21:51,680 --> 01:21:52,727
Huh?
1660
01:21:53,640 --> 01:21:54,640
Banana!
Banana!
1661
01:21:54,720 --> 01:21:55,721
Banana!
1662
01:21:57,360 --> 01:21:59,840
(MINIONS CHATTERING)
Banana! Banana! Banana!
1663
01:22:00,320 --> 01:22:02,004
(SCREAMING)
1664
01:22:05,920 --> 01:22:06,921
(YELPS)
1665
01:22:08,160 --> 01:22:09,161
Banana!
1666
01:22:20,880 --> 01:22:22,245
(GRUNTING)
1667
01:22:24,880 --> 01:22:26,484
(LAUGHING)
1668
01:22:44,000 --> 01:22:45,001
(HUSHING)
1669
01:22:49,520 --> 01:22:50,806
(GROWLING)
1670
01:22:53,840 --> 01:22:57,367
Cheese! Cheese! Cheese!
1671
01:23:10,920 --> 01:23:12,490
(LAUGHTER)
1672
01:23:32,160 --> 01:23:33,685
ALL: Gru! Gru! Gru!
1673
01:23:41,440 --> 01:23:45,570
Gru!
1674
01:23:51,120 --> 01:23:52,531
(GIGGLING)
1675
01:28:25,680 --> 01:28:27,728
(PLAYING ROCK MUSIC)
1676
01:28:30,080 --> 01:28:31,730
(SHOUTING)
1677
01:28:33,320 --> 01:28:35,607
(SINGING REVOLUTION
IN MINIONESE)
1678
01:28:42,720 --> 01:28:44,688
Bob...
(SPEAKS MINIONESE)
1679
01:29:55,520 --> 01:29:57,602
Hey! Come back here!
1680
01:30:30,880 --> 01:30:31,881
(GROWLING)
1681
01:30:39,440 --> 01:30:41,442
(ROARING)
1682
01:30:44,080 --> 01:30:45,445
Freeze ray!
(GUN CLICKS)
1683
01:30:49,320 --> 01:30:50,321
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)