“No Bull”Published by BS Central
515 2nd Ave. S • Glasgow, MT 59230406-228-4558 • fax: 406-228-4578
Vol. 5, No. 92 Thursday, June 23, 2016
Another Special DeliveryThings keep happening on a daily basis at the Northeast Montana Veterans Memorial Park in Fort Peck. Wednesday afternoon the solid granite memorial benches arrived from Montana Granite Industries out of Great Falls. A dozen in all, they are polished to a mirror finish. The Montana Granite crew is exceptional in handling with care, as their motto is: “A memorial is purchased
because someone lived... Not because someone died.” Apparently, Veteran W.C. Saxton’s motto was, “There were no atheists in foxholes.” Amen to that. If you have yet to visit the Northeast Montana Veterans Memorial Park, it’s an overwhelming site; plan to spend some time. The official opening ceremony will be held on July 4th at 10:00. “Feel free to bring a lawn chair,” says Steve Page.
BUZZIFIEDS
The wind shall blowSaturday
Tonight: A 40 percent chance of showers and thunderstorms after midnight. Some of the storms could produce small hail and gusty winds. Partly cloudy, with a low around 59. East southeast wind 8 to 14 mph becoming northeast after midnight. Winds could gust as high as 20 mph. Friday: A 20 percent chance of showers and thunderstorms. Some storms could be severe, with large hail and damaging winds. Mostly sunny, with a high near 84. North wind around 9 mph. Friday Night: Showers and thunderstorms, mainly before midnight. Some storms could be severe, with large hail and damaging winds. Low around 51. West wind 10 to 17 mph, with gusts as high as 24 mph. Chance of precipitation is 80%.Saturday: A 50 percent chance of showers and thunderstorms. Some of the storms could produce gusty winds. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 70. Windy, with a west wind 23 to 28 mph increasing to 29 to 34 mph in the afternoon. Winds could gust as high as 50 mph. Saturday Night: A 20 percent chance of showers and thunderstorms before midnight. Partly cloudy, with a low around 54. Breezy, with a west northwest wind 24 to 29 mph decreasing to 17 to 22 mph after midnight. Winds could gust as high as 41 mph. Sunday: Mostly sunny, with a high near 77. West northwest wind 17 to 20 mph, with gusts as high as 31 mph. Sunday Night: Partly cloudy, with a low around 54.Monday: A slight chance of showers after noon. Mostly sunny, with a high near 80.Monday Night: A slight chance of showers. Partly cloudy, with a low around 56.Tuesday: A slight chance of showers. Mostly sunny, with a high near 81.Tuesday Night: Partly cloudy, with a low around 57.Wednesday: Mostly sunny, with a high near 83.
Political Mud
Letter to the Buzz
Gravy Train with buiscut wheels?
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BUZZRUMMAGE SALE: Friday 4 -7 pm, Saturday 8 -12pm. Picinic Table, window fan, books, men’s L - XL clothes, bike, household items, pictures. 52 BONNIE ST.
BUZZHOT DEALS AT PATTY’S GREENHOUSE 25% OFF all plants, planters, trees and shrubs. 75% OFF all vegetables. 10% OFF gift ware. EVERYTHING IS STILL BEAUTIFUL, SO COME ON IN
BUZZREDEEMED RELICS Grand opening Friday, July 1, In Ransoms (next to Western Drug). QUESTIONS CALL 406-890-4425
BUZZFOR RENT: 1 Bedroom apartment in Glasgow. Newly renovated, water and sewer furnished. No Pets. $450 per month + Security Deposit. CALL THE HELLAND AGENCY 228-2114 ASK FOR LISA.
BUZZFOR RENT: 3 bedroom, 1 bath condo in St. Marie. $500 per month + Security Deposit. Pet considered for additional $35 per month. CALL THE HELLAND AGENCY 228-2114 ASK FOR LISA.
BUZZ FOR RENT: 2 bedroom in Hinsdale. Stove, fridge, table, washer & dryer. $400/mo. CALL JUSTIN 263-2631
BUZZFOR RENT OR SALE: 3BR units at St. Marie $450, 1200 sq. ft. new kitchen floors and countertops, and $550 sq. ft. (Bath & 1/2) with basement and garage. Nice Units. CALL 406-524-3742
BUZZTRINITY TECHNOLOGY GROUP seeks professional and career oriented individuals for Transportation Security Officers in Glendive, Sidney, Wolf Point, Glasgow, and Havre, MT. Excellent salary, part-time positions with full benefits. Duties: providing security and protection of air traveling passengers and the public. Requirements: High School diploma or equivalent, proficiency in the English language, pass medical and drug screening, and background checks. To apply go to http://www.trinitytechnologygroup.com/ . E. O. E.
BUZZHOSPITALITY BUSINESS looking for competent, professional, nit picky housekeeping staff. The wages match the talent. CONTACT MANAGEMENT AT 406-228-2800
BUZZROTOR TILLER SERVICE: 2-foot rotor tilling, $70 per hour (1 hour minimum); 8-foot rotor tilling, $110 per hour (one hour minimum). Call or text Jake Kolstad at 406-263-4510
Late Nite Laffs
Sorry Jordan!In Tuesday’s & Wednesday’s Buzz, a wrong name was used for the caption under the Albertsons/Courier championship photo. We’ll see if we can fix the flub-up this time, once and for all! The 2016 champs are, back row, Coaches Will Larsen, Wayne Linder and Shane Rhoads; middle row are Dylan Linder, Mark Eliason, Bergen Miller, Rance Rhoads and Dawson Boland; and front row, Jordan Cook, Beau Malnaa, Chase Tarum, Reed Larsen, Kade Meland, Eve Stone and Shalynn Pedersen.
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FRIDAY
Northeast Montana Relay For Life Independence Bank Relay Madness!Get your Relay team rolling!
Independence Bank branches in Glasgow, Malta, Poplar and Scobey are proud to sponsor the Independence Bank Relay Madness for the fourth year. The purpose of this event is to create a competition between the registered Relay For Life teams for the Northeast Montana Relay For Life. This competition is designed to spark interest in selling luminaria for the annual Relay to be held August 13th at the Northeast Montana Fairgrounds. Each registered team has been listed in the bracket through a blind draw. The teams pitted against each other will be given a period of time to sell as many luminaria as possible and deposit their money and luminaria slips at one of the Independence Bank branches (Glasgow, Malta, Poplar or Scobey). The deadline will be noon of the last day listed for the given time period. If your team is successful in selling more than your opponent, you will be notified of who your next opponent is. • Round 1, 2 & 3: Top selling team will receive $50 for your
team total• Semi-Final Round: Top selling team will receive $100• Final Round: Top selling team will receive $500 and
runner-up will receive $250
DIRTY SHAME SHOW
June 25th & 26th 1:00 & 4:00 pm
Rex Theatre in Scobey’s Pioneer Townfor tickets Call 406-487-5965
50th Annual Pioneer Days & Antique ShowJune 25 & 26 - Scobey, MT
June 24, 6-8 pmGate Opens at 4:30pm
Outdoor Concert at Pioneer Town
Coffee, Cake and FriendshipPlease Join us for an Open House to Celebrate Agnes Mogan’s Special Day
Saturday, July 3, 2016, 2-4 p.m.or Sunday, July 4, 2016, 2-4 p.m.
at John & Agnes Mogan’s House, HinsdaleYour Presence is Her Gift • Hosted by her family
Braden Pehlke Retirement AUCTION
Saturday, July 9, 2016 • 10:00am
Heavy EquipmentConcrete ItemsSheetrock ItemsAir Tools
Hand ToolsElectric Hand ToolsToolsMiscellaneous
Glasgow, MT - Turn at 7th Street (1 block off Hwy 2) Behind Uncle Milt’s Body Shop, next to railroad track. Owner: Ed Hopfauf, President 406-263-1233
www.r-kauction.comRick Kniepkamp (406) 485-2548
or cell (406) 939-1632
June 27— July 5
July 6—12 July 13—19 July 20—27
2016 Northeast Montana Relay For Life Independence Bank Relay Madness
United Trans-portation Union
Strides of Hope
Crafter’s Haven
Opheim Cares
Hinsdale
Cottonwood Cares
GHS STUCO
Independence Bank
Fed Ex
farver-farms.com
ACS Team Buckley
Praying for a Cure Teams
Scottie Volleyball
Scottie Cross Country
Team FMDH
July 28— Aug 5
Team Deb
NEMHS Pace Makers
Sheridan Electric
Maybe it’s not your golf clubs that’s messing up your score.
NOW’S THE TIMEOrthopedic Firm
Queen Set$399
Tradition PlushQueen Set
$749
Tradition Pillow-topQueen Set
$799
Art Widhalm, at left, presented the ladies of De Gree of Honor with an appreciation plaque as they donated &1,000 to the Northeast Montana Veterans Memorial fund. Accepting the plaque
were De Gree members Evelyn Kemp, President, Norma Lee, Vice President, Sue Henderson, Karen Hanvold and Vonnie Cole. At right is Veterans Memorial Park board member Don Gudgell.
Smokey Stover
When John Laughery of Moses Lake, Washington, learned he’d won a Montana elk hunting SuperTag, he let out a whoop so loud his secretary ran into his office. “What happened?” she asked. “I just won the lottery!” Laughery laughs at the recollection. “She thought I was talking about Mega Millions. ‘But no,’ I told her, ‘It’s better than that. I just got a SuperTag!’ Montana Fish, Wildlife & Parks is once again offering a SuperTag lottery for hunters to take another shot at the dream. Eight lucky hunters will win a SuperTag license. SuperTag chances are available for moose, bighorn sheep, mountain goat, antelope, elk, deer, bison, and mountain lion. One SuperTag will be drawn for each species. The SuperTag can be used in any hunting district in Montana — including Montana’s legendary trophy districts. Revenue from the new SuperTag sales is used to enhance hunting access and boost FWP enforcement efforts. But time is ticking as the deadline to purchase SuperTags is thursday, June 30, 2016. To purchase Supertag chances, you must have a current year’s conservation license. An unlimited number of chances may be purchased at $5 per chance. To purchase chances online go to FWP’s Online Licensing Service. You’ll receive a receipt verifying purchase that lists your lottery numbers. SuperTag chances are also available for purchase at FWP offices and license providers. The SuperTag drawings will be held in mid-July.
Time is ticking to take your shot at the dream
DOUG ADOLPHSONFor Montana Senate
District 17
Paid for by Doug Adolphson for Senate District 17.PO Box 91 Glasgow, MT 59230
For Veterans Rights Against Free Roaming Buffalo
For Infrastructure Addition and Repair
On Hwy 2 Across From McDonald’s
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Fresh PEACHES OR NECTARINES .......$1.39 lb.Fresh CHERRIES ..............................$2.49 lb.Boneless BeefLONDON BROIL STEAKS ..........$2.99 lb.Bone-in Pork COUNTRY STYLE RIBS .............$1.79 lb.Boneless Skinless Family Pack CHICKEN BREASTS .................$1.79 lb.Beef TRI-TIP STEAK OR ROAST ........$6.99 lb.John Morrell 12 oz. Select VarietiesFRANKS ..................................$.59 ea.
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DOOR PRIZESGrand Prize is a 65 Quart Yeti Cooler
(3) Prizes of $125.00 in Chamber Bucks
Come help us CelebrateFriday, June 24th
Serving Lunch 11am - 1pmin the Parking Lot of Glasgow Branch
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The Manor or Valley View?
Let us help.
Mr. Rennick Gordon BrownFOLLOW UP with SMDC
There was a Minnesota phone company that was going to hire one team of telephone pole installers,and the boss had to choose between a team of two Norwegian guys and a team of two Irish guys. So the boss met with both teams and said: “Here’s what we’ll do. Each team will be installing poles out on the new road for a day. The team that installs the most phone poles gets the job. Both teams headed right out. At end of the shift, Pat and Mike, the Irish guys, came back and the boss asked them how many they had installed. They said that it was tough going, but they’d put in twelve. Forty-five minutes later, Ole and Sven, the Norwegian guys came back in and they were totally exhausted. The boss asked, “Well, how many poles did you guys install?” Ole, the team leader, wiped his brow and sighed, “Sven and me, ve got tree poles in.” The boss gasped, “Three? Those two Irish guys put in twelve!” “Vell, Yah,” said Ole, “but you should see how much day left stickin’ out of da ground!”
So… Wanting to keep dirty old men out of the little girls’ room is discrimination? Let’s end the discussion by making all bathrooms unisex one seaters. Just like grandpa’s outhouse. Think of all the jobs this will create... (while costing taxpayers billions upon billions!)
1. Where there’s a will, I want to be in it.
2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on my list.
3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
4. If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.
5. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
6. War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
8. 9. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
10. Buses stop in bus stations. Trains stop in train stations. On my desk is a work station.
11. I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted paychecks.
12. In filling out an application, where it says, ‘In case of emergency, notify:’ I put ‘DOCTOR.’
13. I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
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16. A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory.
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19. There’s a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can’t get away.
20. I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not so sure.
21. 22. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
23. Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
24. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
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26. Where there’s a will, there are relatives.
And mine is......... I’m supposed to respect my elders, but it�s getting harder and harder for me to find one now.
“You can’t get good Chinese takeout in China and Cuban cigars are rationed in Cuba. That’s all you need to know about communism.”
“The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you’re rich.” “The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn’t work and then they get elected and prove it.”
Some Personal Miscellaneous Thoughts My goal for 2015 was to lose just 10 pounds. Only 15 to go.  How to prepare Tofu:1. Throw it in the trash.2. Grill some Meat. I just did a week’s worth of cardio after walking into a spider web. I don’t mean to brag but......I finished my 14-day diet in 3 hours and 20minutes. Â
 Senility has been a smooth transition for me. Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero out theyclosed school?Me neither. I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart ortalented....I forgot where I was going with this. I love being over 50.  I learn something new every day.......and forget5 others.Â
 My dentist told me I need a crown. I was like: I KNOW !, Right? I think I’ll just put an “Out of Order” sticker on my forehead and call ita day. Have a great Day!!!!!
OBITUARY
Lloyd Eide Lloyd Thomas Eide, 96, died of natural causes on Monday, June 20, 2016 at the Frances Mahon Deaconess Hospital in Glasgow, MT. Lloyd was born October 28, 1919, in Anaconda, MT to Norwegian immigrant parents Nels O. and Elna (Karlson) Eide. As a young boy he, along with his parents, moved to a homestead farm in northeast Montana in the Baylor Community. He attended grade school at a country school in the Midway Community and graduated from Glasgow High School in 1939. After graduation he worked on the Fort Peck Dam construction until World War II broke out in 1941. Just one week after Pearl Harbor was attacked Lloyd joined the U.S. Army Air Corp. He spent four years with the 79th Fighter Group in the European war effort including France, Italy, and North Africa. When Lloyd returned home from the war in August of 1945 he went to work on the family farm raising wheat, barley, and cattle until his retirement in 1990. In September of 1952 he married Alice Waetzig and together they had three daughters. Lloyd was active in the Air Force Reserve and commander of the VFW. He was an active member of the First Lutheran Church, Glasgow Chamber of Commerce, Masonic Lodge, Shriners, Toast Masters, Sons of Norway, and many other community organizations. He was very involved in the Republican Party and enjoyed public speaking. He also taught amateur boxing and sold insurance for Farm Bureau. In his retirement years he enjoyed spending time with his grandchildren, helping out on the farm, and spending afternoons at the VFW reminiscing and telling war stories. On October 28, 2014 Lloyd was awarded the French Knight of Legion of Honor Award. This is the highest and most renowned distinction in France, given in appreciation for his contribution to the United States’ role in the liberation of France. Lloyd was preceded in death by his parents Nels and Elna Eide, as well as an infant grandchild. Lloyd is survived by his wife Alice, daughters Stephanie (Glen) Meier, Heidi (Larry) See, and Lisa (Les) Redfield; seven grandchildren and eight great-grandchildren. He was proud of his Norwegian
ancestry and liked to speak Norwegian to anyone who could understand and talk with him. Lloyd was known for his exuberant personality and was a kind gentle spirit with an unconditional love for his family. A visitation will be held on Thursday, June 23rd, 2016 at Bell Mortuary in Glasgow, Montana with friends receiving family from 5:00 PM to 7:00 PM. Services will be Friday, June 24th, 2016 at the First Lutheran Church in Glasgow, Montana at 11:00 AM with Pastor Hedegaard officiating. Burial with military honors will follow at Highland Cemetery. Memorials may be made to the First Lutheran Church, Shriners Children Hospital, or charity of your choice. Bell Mortuary is in charge of arrangements and condolences may be left at bellmortuarymontana.com.
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