BIZARRE HOLIDAYS
By: Skylar Jessup
January 24th Beer can appreciation day…
March 12th Plant a flower day…
April 17th Blah, blah, blah! day…
May 14th Chicken dance day…
August 1st-7th National smile week…
October 14th Be bald and free day…
October 31st National knock knock jokes day…
Knock, Knock.Who's there?Nobel. Nobel who?No bell, that's why I knocked!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Goat. Goat who? Goat to the door and find out!
Knock, Knock.Who's there?Police.Police who?Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!