Download - Auld Lang: Syne FLYPESTISCOSTLY ANice INMOTODLIVES · 2017. 12. 26. · LOCALMENTION. AMUSEMENTS TONIGHT. National.TheAbornOpera Company, in "T^urla di Eammermoor." S:15 p.m.

Transcript
Page 1: Auld Lang: Syne FLYPESTISCOSTLY ANice INMOTODLIVES · 2017. 12. 26. · LOCALMENTION. AMUSEMENTS TONIGHT. National.TheAbornOpera Company, in "T^urla di Eammermoor." S:15 p.m.

LOCAL MENTION.. AMUSEMENTS TONIGHT.

National.The Aborn Opera Company, in"T^urla di Eammermoor." S:15 p.m.<"o|umhia/.The Columbia Players, in

"The Time, the Place and the Girl," 8:15p mPoli's-The Poli Players. In "The Con¬

cert.'* 8:15 p.in.Belascn."I'apt Scott's South Pole Ex¬

pedition'" (motion pictures and lecture!,p.m.

Casino.Vaudeville and motion pictures,J IB. 2:115. 3:23. 7. 8:1", and 9:.**VCosmos -Vaudeville and motion pic¬

tures, 1 p.m. to 1<»:45 p ni

Glen Echo Park.< lutdoor amusementand dancing.Chevy I'hase Lake.Marine Band Con¬

cert and dancing.

KX4 I RSI«\S TOMORROW.

Oiesapeake Beach.Trains daily fromTMstrict line, as per schedule in railroad«olumn.Steamer St Johns, for forty-mile trip

ii->\\n Potomac, leave 7th street wharf at7 p.m.

Kvery Drtiil of Our RuftlaruMis l>as«d on perfect service.the kind youwi'l appreciate. Vale I-aundiy.

\ Dnultle AHMurnnee of Fine Hread.HOLMES' HOMEMADE BREAD is

made with milk, not water. It's wrappedin sanitary packages or haps and de¬livered fresh. .V loaf, or -1 tickets. 81. Trythe layer CAKES, delivered in individualboxes. 2.V. PHONE MAIN 4537,HOLMES' BAKERY, 1«7 K st.

Luna Park, tonight. I>am ins, trots amus.

Line. 1256 Open III \licht. Line. 1257.Tyroe's, 15th and II sts. n.e. Druggists

Relalnarer**Fresh Strawberry Ice Cream. $1.20 pa*gal.; 60c H gal Phone M 2787.

Reliable Plumbing.A Eberly's Sous, 718 7th st. n.w.

Phone Vour Wist Ad to Tfce Star.Main 244»».

COLD SPELL TO CONTINUEWill Persist for Next Thirty-

Six Hours, With GraduafRise in Temperature.

Tetnperat .res below the freezing pointwere reported to the weather bureau to¬day from jK«;nts in New Jersey, whilefrost? occurred as far south as Wythe-ville. Va.. a town in tlie mountains near

the Virginia-Tennessee-North Carolinal!ne. Frosts were general throughout themountains of Virginia and Maryland, andth»» entire stretch of country visited byfrost* Sunday night had the experiencerepeated last night. Reports from pointsall the way from Vermont to Wisconsintold of frosts of more or less severity,arid in central Pennsylvania temperaturesdropped below the freezing point.The lowest temperature reported to the

weather bureau was from the cranberrymarsh section of New Jersey, where aminimum of 2!».5 degrees was reached lastnight.The low mark for the District was 47

degrees, two degrees above yesterday'slow mark.

Warmer Weather in Sight.The cool weather will persist for the

next thirty-six hours, weather bureauofficials say, although the temperaturewill gradually rise during that time. Itwill be two or three days before actuals immer returns.The present cold spell.which, according

to the weather bureau people. Is by nomeans unprecedented.Is being sent downlK-re from sway up in the Hudson Baycountry, where the ceAter of the "high"area has been located. This "high" Is ofunusually large dimensions, and its ef¬fect in lowering the temperature has ex¬tended over a great stretch of the NorthAmerican continent, the unseasonablycool weather extending from New Eng¬land to the head of the great lakes.

TRACES EVOLUTION.

Dr. Folkmar Tells Women How toTeach Their Children.

Showing how mothers can teach theirchildren the secret of the evolution oflife h\ the use of plants, fish, insects andanimals. Dr Elnora Folkmar of theWonan's Clinic yesterday afternoonspok« to a large audience of women atthe home of Mrs. Arthur J Parsons. ISth. t <! R streets northwest. There were afew children in the audience, and they¦eemed to be deeply interested in the lec-t'-re.

Dr. Folkmar explained the birth ofplant seeds and the process of their fer¬tilization. showing the evolution plainlyt>> the use of lantern slides. She drewattention to the many opportunities whichmothers have of utilizing nature in the in.st ruction of their children. The evolutionof a tish, a sheep and other mammals wasshown, and then pictures were displayedillustrating the evolution of human lifefron; the time of conception to birth.

In the audience were Mrs. John HaysHammond. Mrs. Robert f'hew*. Mrs Arch¬ibald Hopkins. Dr. M. E. Abbott of Chi-

Mrs John I). Mattson, Mrs Buck-ner Randolph and Miss Jane: Richards.w;t1 groups of women from th«- RosedaleSettlement, Neighborhood House, Frlend-sh;p Settlement and about others.

LAST MEETING OF SEASON.

Chamber of Commerce to ConsiderBenefit Ball Game Tomorrow.

The last meeting of the Chamber of. 'ommerce before recess Is taken for thesummer season will he held at the head¬quarters of tiie < hamber. 12th and F streetsnorthwest. at * oVlock tomorrow night.A * this t:me the challenge of the Boardof Trade base ball team for a game withthe ' 'lutmber of Commerce team for the*.» nefit of the Emergency Hospital fundwill be formally received. The proposedromlrined business and pleasure trip downthe Potomac as far as l<eonardtow n. Md..also will l>« discussed. A buffet luncheonfcili be ,«-er\ed.The law and legislation committee will

meet tomorrow at noon and the schoolcommittee at 1 o'clock tomorrow after¬noon.

OFF FOR GERMANY.

American Mechanical Engineers WillVisit Many Cities.

Tvi.n o it Hersey. assistant physicist atthe bureau of standards, left New Yorktoria v <>n tl.e Victoria Luise. with 30rtmembers of the American Society ofJlfchaii al Engineers, who are going tonia*K»- an extended trip through Germanys t quests of the Society of German

Engineers. The German engineers vi>ltedthis country in 190»5.The program for entertaining the

American enRineers Includes visits toIb.mourg. I.eipzig, Dresden. Berlin. l»us-.eldorf. t'ologne. Coblentz. Mannheimand lleldelburg. The party will disbandat Munich July 8.

Wins Goucher Scholarship.Miss Elizabeth W. Wilson, who was

appointed valedictorian of the graduat¬ing class of Eastern High School l»e-(Husr of superior scholarship, has beenawarded the Goucher^ scholarship forthe school. Jn the competitive exami¬nation for tA scholarship Miss Wilsonattained a /^.k of 96 5 per ccnt.

SEES CLOSE BONDBETWEEN NATIONS

Brazilian Editor Thinks Dr.Muller's Visit Will CementTies With United States.

That l>r. I.auro Muller, the Brazilianminister of foreign affairs, who arrives inWashington tomorrow, is a warm friendof the 1'nite.l States and that his visitshould do much to cement friendship be¬tween the two nations was the state¬ment made yesterday afternoon by SenorJose C. Rodriguez, owner and editor ofthe Journal do Commereio of Rio deJaneiro, who went to Norfolk on the May¬flower with Secretary Bryan and othergovernment officials yesterday. He willcome back to this city tomorrow with Or.Muller.Senor Rodriguez spoke optimistically <>f

the possibilities for greater trade devel¬opment between the T'nited States andBrazil, and of the feeling his people en¬

tertain for the United States. Unlikesome other South American countries, hesaid. Brazil is very friendly toward thisnation, and is anxious to become more

friendly. The visit of Dr. Muller, hethought, should do much to assist thismovement.

Knows United States.

Senor Rodriguez knows the UnitedStates very well, and has been closely in

touch with its political and commercialhistory for the last score of years, lie is

particularly interested in the Panama

canal. He published a newspaper in NewYork a number of years ago. and hasbeen in Washington before. While in NewYork he was a friend of Horace Greeley, i

Raymond and other famous editors of |forty years ago. i

The Brazilian publicist expressed the'opinion that trade relations between this Icountry and the United States should be |greatly improved by the passage of thepending tariff hill. He said that trade hadundoubtely been kept down by the pro¬tective tariff policy of the United Statesin recent years. United States farm ma¬

chinery and automobiles, he said, find a

particularly good market in Brazil.

Interested in Canal.Sertor Rodriguez is interested in the

Panama canal because of deep study he

gave the question while the French were

still trying to build the big waterway.

He told yesterday of having visited the

isthmus on behalf of different newspapersbefore the T'nited States got possession,and of having predicted at that time thatthe French attempt would be a failure.He later wrote a book upon the subject,and devoted a large part of it to discuss¬ing his belief that in order for the canalproject to be a success the United Stateswould have to undertake it.He was somewhat reticent on the Pan¬

ama tolls question, although expressingthe opinion that the United States madea mistake in negotiating the Hay-Pai.nce-fote treaty w.th Great Britain. Under a

strict reading of this treaty, he said, hecould not see how the United Statescould pass American vessels through thecanal without charging tolls.The American ambassador to Brazil.

Mr. Morgan, is very highly thought ofin that country, according to Senor Rodri¬guez. He said that Mr. Morgan hasproved very satisfactory to the Brazilianpeople, and is a very good type of diplo¬mat.

Instead of LeaoaadeDrink Horsford's Acid Phosphate.

Tt is better for you and a more effectiverelief from summer heat. A tonic..Ad¬vertisement.

HELD FOR GRAND JURY.

Employes of Garage Charged WithTaking Auto Without Permission.John Hartswell and Frederick Gordon,

employes of a local garage, were heldfor the action of the grand jury underbonds of $1,000 each following theirpreliminary hearings before Judge Pughin the Police Court yesterday on chargesof taking an auto from the garage with¬out permission.According to the story related by the

two prisoners, they went out to bring ina car and took the second car withwhich to go after it. They had an ac¬cident. smashing the car in which theywere riding.The manager of the garage asked the

court to be lenient with the defendants,but Judge Pugh told him he would haveto make that plea for them in the uppercourt.

( karaiax June Wedding*.Gude's flowers and floral decorations

aro always effective. Estimates given.11H14 F..Advertisement.

THIEF GETS $85 IN CASH.

William Banos Reports Money WasTaken From His Room.

William Banos. room 411 Oxford build¬ing. last night told ihe police that hehad been robbed of $<>r, in cash. Themoney! he stated, disappeared yesterdayfrom his room.llattie Jackson. 1614 Reeves court

northwest, complained to the police ofa theft in her yard yesterday. A table¬cloth and waist, she stated, were takenfrom the clothesline.William Shea 1501 l>th street north¬

west. and Philip Brooks. 1742 14th streetnorthwest, each complained of the theftof a bibycle. The thefts were com¬mitted on the streets.

Runaway Boy Returned.^ernard R. Duke, fifteen years old.

anxious to see something of the world,left his home at 728 3d street north-west several days ago and rode hisbicycle to Atlantic City. The hoy was

arrested by the police. It was thoughthe was another \outh from this cityfor whom they had been asked to makesearch. He admitted his identity, toldof his trip and said he was anxiousto return home. Detective Stringfellowbrought him back this morning.

!Auld Lang: Syne

By WALT MASON

As wc grow old and sere and cold, we're prone to brood andpine o'er olden ways and vanished days and things of auld lang

syne. "The world, I wist," so we insist, "becomeseach day more punk; there is no truth in modernyouth, and all men deal in bunk. No gifted potessing golden notes that every heart can feel; no

speakers make the welkin quake like those whoused to spiel. No Greeley now, with bulgingbrow,.wields trenchant pen and ink,.producingscreeds the whole world reads and then si^s downto think. No Susan B. do mortals see amongthe suffrage ranks; her tongue is stilled, her placeis filled by futile female cranks. No EdwinBooth expounds the truth concealed in Shake¬speare's plays; but on the stage there rant andrage a lot of tin horn jays. The world's a quince,

that was, long since, a peach almighty fine; we backward turn andsigh and yearn for days of auld lang syne." In fifty years the laugh¬ing dears who hear us mourn. I trow, will sing the praise of bygonedays as we're doing now. "The year '13," they'll say, I ween, "wassuch a golden year! And mighty men were forward then, such as

no more are here! Where'er we gaze we see cheap jays whereonce the men were fine; and so we sigh for days gone by, the daysof auld lang syne!"

Copyright. 1913, by ffK - - 4^1 K

G«orjce Matthew Adams ! ^7/i<tHm

APPEAL BY THE DISTRICTON THE TRANSFER ISSUE

Exceptions to Ruling in Local Case

Declaring Reciprocal Arrange¬ment Unconstitutional.

The bill of exceptions to the rulingmade by Judge Mullowny in the PoliceCourt last Friday, when he granted amotion to quash an information againstthe Capital Traction Company, has beensigned by the judge. Corporation Coun¬sel Edward H. Thomas immediately filedan application for a writ of error in thejCourt of Appeals.The charge against the Capital Trac¬

tion Company was that it had refusedto accept the transfers issued by the'Metropolitan Coach Company. The mo¬tion to ciuash, brought by Attorneys R.Ross Perry & Sons, Edwin Allan Swingleand G. Thomas Ehinlop, representing therailroad, declared that the law orderingthe issuance of these transfers was un¬constitutional and void for a number ofreasons. This contention was upheld bythe court's ruling and the informationwas quashed.

Seven Exceptions Noted.Seven exceptions to the» ruling appear

in the bill of errors. The first exceptionadvanced by (he corporation counsel isthat the court erred in quashing the in-formation. The second exception Is thatthe Police Court has jurisdiction in thecase, the defense having argued that thematter was a constitutional question andthat Judge Mullowny was without juris¬diction.

It is also claimed in the application fora writ and the bill of exceptions thatthe Police Court erred in holding therewas no mutuality between the coach andthe traction companies under the transferarrangement provided by the act of Con¬gress dealing with this question. Thecourt held, according to the exceptionsnoted, that the benefits of such an ar¬rangement accrued largely to the coachcompany. Mr. Thomas contends that nomatter of fact pleaded in the case toJustify this ruling.Mr. Thomas further claims that the

court erred in holding that the act de¬prived the railroad company of its prop¬erty, represented by its tolls and fares,without just compensation and due proc¬ess of law. .

Impairment of Contracts.The fifth exception noted is that the

court erred in holding that the law underwhich the information was filed impairedthe obligations of a contract between thecompany and the l"nited States, the con¬

tract named being the company's charter,granted by an act of Congress, and inholding that the act was in violation of a!constitutional amendment, because it de¬prived the railroad company of its prop¬erty without compensation and due proc¬ess of law.The next exception set forth in the bill

is an objection to the Police Court rulingthat Congress exceeded its "general policepower" in making the law in question.The last objection to Judge Mnllowny'sruling is the general one that the act isconstitutional, contrary to the PoliceCourt opinion, and therefore valid.

It is expected that the Court of Ap¬peals will require but a few more days toexamine the papers In the case, whichwere sent to the court today, and thatthe writ of error will be granted beforethe end of the .week.

( harming Juno Wfddl«g*.Glide's flowers and floral decorations

are always effective. Estimates given.1J14 F..Advertisement.

BAND CONCERTThis evening at 7:30 o'clock, atLincoln Park, by United StatesEngineer Band, Principal MusicianWintermyer, conductor.March, "Souvenir of India."

RoilinsonOverture. "Romantique,"

Iveler-BelaWaltz. "Espana" WaldteufelSong for baritone, "In the Gar¬

den of My Heart" BallFantasia, "Creme d«- la Creme,"

Tobani"Dance of the Seven Veils,"

Tobani! Selection, "Madame Sherry,"

HoschnaMedley march. "Guod Night.

Nurse" Walker"The Star Spangled Banner."

SCHOOL GIRLS IN PLAT.

Pupils of Van Ness Fifth Grade inCharacter Roles.

A play, "The Sewing: Circle." wasRiven by the fifth grade girls of the VanNess School, under the direction of MissE. J. Malonev and Miss Lydia B. Sumanyesterday.Irene White and Violet Purcell were

hostesses of the "Sewing Circle." Thegirls came in costume to the meeting.Ethel Kidd. .^ny Shapiro, Annie Dugan,Thelma Carr and Blanche Hurley tookparts as "old maids." Vesta Whittingtonmade a dear little Quaker girl; EmmaNolte. a prim Puritan maid; AnnieDugan. a colonial dame; Catherine Cos-tello, a Japanese girl; Carrie Givings, anIrish girl: Catherine Daly, a westerngirl, and Blanche Hftrley, a southern girl.With the colonial dame. Ruby Dodson,

Amy Shapiro, Sadie Greene, Rosina Du¬gan and Ethel Phelps entered and dancedthe minuet in colonial costume.The southern girl brought with her

Irene and Bessie Fenton. Thelma Carrand Annie Hayden. as cotton pickers.These brought forth a round of applause,as they were in black face.With the Irish girl, four little girls

dressed to represent little blue flax flow¬ers appeared and recited "The Little FlaxFlower."Among those present were the parents

of some of the children. Miss Beers, su¬pervising principal of the eighth divi¬sion; Mrs. Cate, director of domestic artin the public schools, and Rev. J. T.Huddle, who read several selections fromJames Whitcomb Riley.

Dancing to Marine Band Music Mghtlyat delightful Chevy Chase Lake. Concert..Advertisement.

DEGREE FOR WASHINGTON BOY.Robert W. Weeks Graduates From

Institute of Technology.Robert Walcott Weeks of this city to¬

day was graduated from the Massachu¬setts Institute of Technology with thedegree of bachelor of science. The sub¬ject of the graduation thesis, in which'the young Washingtonian worked withB. F. Thomas, jr., of Lewisburg, Pa.,was "An Investigation of the Cost ofProducing the Power Necessary for theElectrification of the Cumberland-Graf¬ton Division of the Baltimore and OhioRailroad."Since being at the Massachusetts In¬

stitute Mr. Weeks has been very a< tivein matters of student interest. He wasa member of the class day committeeand also was general manager of aschool play which cleared a good sum ofmoney, which will be used in financingschocn athletics.

TRIAL TRIP NEXT WEEK.

Naval Collier Jason to Load Coal inReadiness for Tests.

The big naval collier Jason, built at theSparrows point plant of the MarylandSteel Company, will have its trial tripnext week, and if she meets the require¬ments of her contract she will be turnedover to the naval authorities. The Jasonwas completed and ready for her ac¬

ceptance trials about three months ago.but on the morning she was to have leftBaltimore for the government trialcourse, off the Delaware breakwater, shewas badly damaged by being bombardedby parts of the British ship Alum Chine'when the latter was blown up by an ex¬

plosion of dynamite aboard her. Sincethe accident the Jason has been at theplant of her builders repairing damagewhich is said to have amounted to over$100,000.Within the next day or two the Jason

will load 12.000 tons of coal at Balti¬more and with this load aboard she willleave the Chesapeake Saturday next forthe breakwater. She will be joined June17 by the naval officers comprising theofficial trial board, and her standardiza¬tion trials will take place on the 18th.That night the ship will go to sea for aforty-eight-hour continuous run to testengines. Following these trials a testwill be madeof the cargo-discharging ap¬paratus of the ship, whioli must meethigh requirements for speedy unloadingof cargo. The Jason is one of the largestvessels of her class afloat.

Brotherhood Plans Ladies' NightPlans for "ladies' night." to be held in

the Lord Memorial Hall next Fridayevening, were discussed at an executivemeeting of the Brookland Brotherhood,held in the hall last evening. J. M. Long,chairman of the program committee,made a report. D. H. Oertly, S. D. Boss.J. K. Persell and S. W. Burgesand wen-

appointed as a committee on decoration.

FLY PEST ISCOSTLYINMOTOD LIVESPhase of the Problem Brought

Oat in The Star's Edu¬cational Films.

The Star's anti-fly film will beshown

TOMORROWat -Stanton Park Airdrome.

4tli and Maryland avenue northeast.

The cost of the fly to the United Statesannually is $:tTiO,000,000 and 170,<>00.000years of human life.This is but one phase of the fly prob¬

lem which is brought out in The Star'seducational film designed to impress upon1 the public the dangerous habits of theInsect. IEvery citizen who is impressed with

the importance of abolishing this vermin-carrying, bacteria-breeding foe to man-,kind should first learn of the habits ofthe pest In order that he may be betterprepared to combat it at every turn. TheStar's film seeks to supply this informa¬tion. It will be shown tomorrow at theStanton Park airdrome, 4th and Mary¬land avenue northeast, and at a largenumber of other motion picture housesthroughout the summer. Proprietors ofWashington's theaters of ttiis class aremanifesting every desire to co-operatein the campaign for the extermination oftiie fly. and the fiim eventually will beshown in every section of the city.Circulars Distributed in Schools.Dr. Murray of the health department

yesterday finished the task of superin¬tending the distribution of ?Jh.OOO fly cir¬culars among the pupil* of the publicjschools of the District of Columbia. Healso arranged to have a large number ofthe educational posters distributed byagents of the Associated Charities."Everywhere citizens are manifesting a

determination to fight the fly along sys¬tematic lines, and 1 look for splendid re¬sults by the end of the season,"' said Dr.Murray today. "The public is wakingup to tlje seriousness of the matter. Peo¬ple are beginning to realize that the flynuisance is the greatest menace to theirhealth. It is my opinion that there arefewer flies now than there were at thistime a year ago. and the pest horde willsurely decrease if the instructions setforth in The Star's circular dealing withthe fly are followed to any extent by thecitizens of the capital."

Money to loan at 5 and 6% on real estate.Frank T. Rawllngs Co.. 1425 N. Y. ave..Advertisement.

LECTURE DATE POSTPONED.

0. P. Austin to Address Citizens' As¬sociation Thursday Night.

"Around the World in Eighty Minutes,"the lecture which was to have been pre¬sented by O. P. Austin, secretary of theNational Geographic Soiiety. before tiiemembers of the Connecticut Avenue Citi¬zens' Association at the Army and NavyPreparatory School tomorrow night, liasbeen postponed until Thursday night.The postponement was necessary to en¬

able Mr. Austin to attend George Wash¬ington University commencement tomor¬row night, when he is to receive an hon- jorary degree. The lecture will beginpromptly at 8:30 o'clock. i

HELD ON THEFT CHARGES, j¦ . -

Young Married Man Wanted Fundsfor Home. Say Police.

Orville L Travis, twenty-six years old.native of Memphis. T«»nn., was measuredand photographed at police headquartersthis morning, having been arrested lastnight by Detective Weber and PolicemanBradley of the tenth precinct to answerchjirges of theft.Travis, the police say, admitted he had

taken about X.V) worth of tools from sev- !eral hardware stores in the business sec- .'tion. His excuse, according to the po-lice, was that he was out of employmentand wanted to provide for his w ife andbaby.The young man resides at .'1402 l»th

street northwest. Some of the alletredstolen property, the police state, wasrecovered at iiis home.

$1 to Harper* Ferry and MartinNliiirg;: I|*1.3o Berkeley Springs: Cumberland !and return, Sunday. June ir>. from I'nion Istation at X:*J«> a.m., Baltimore OhioR. R. Returning same day..Advertise- jment.

.

PLAN NATIONAL CONVENTION.

Colored Democrats to Aid the Na-tional Campaign Committee.

Steps were taken last night at a meet¬ing of the steering and ways and meanscommittee of the Colored Democraticleague to call a mass meeting, at whichplans will be formulated for calling a na¬tional convention of colore:! democratswhich will help the democratic congres¬sional committee. The mass meeting is.tobe held in this city at a date to be an¬

nounced later.The committee in charge of the affair :>

composed of W. C. Payne, A. H. Under-down. G. E. Smith and F. Peyton. Reso¬lutions passed last night expressed ap¬preciation of the efforts for the rank andfile of American people by President Wil¬son. Secretary Bryan and the generalbody of democratic leaders.

Takoma Park Pioneer 111.Georse I-». Favorite, one of the pioneer

residents of Takoma Park, is seriously illat his home, "Jt© Carroll avenue. TakomaPark, D. Mr. Favorite has been a

resident of Takoma Park for the pasttwenty-five years and 'is a member of oneof the six remaining families since thefounding of the town.

A Nice Little "Dutch Lunch"

FREE

Let us suggest as a most wholesome and de¬lightful "Dutch Lunch" for yourself and friend*.some nice soft shell crabs on toast with caviareor Sweitzer cheese sandwiches and a bottle or

so of our good and wholesome

Diamond or Munich(light) (dark)Old-tashioned German Style Beers

These palatable beers, brewed by the mon

approved German methods, will aid digestionand promote sound and restful sleep, and willbe far more beneficial than coffee, tea or cocoa.

Kor every case of empty bottlesyou return to our drivers we give youa coupon, and for twenty of these cou¬pons «v she absolutely free the abovehandsome Coaster Set, valued at $.">.00.Sa\e the bottles and sot this beauti¬ful premium free.

ISrTihis offer for Famra=iliy Trade Omlly.

or MoimiclhiBEER31.25

i'im» of dor. 1k>I».

WE DELIVER FREEAnrivbcr«> In Washington.lown. Tenli'ytown. Oiptt Cbaa#,Bri(tliti\ood. Takoma. Rrookland.Anaeon la- 1b fart, anywhw InDlatrU-t.

Drop Postal or Phone Your Order.

NATIONAL CAPITAL BREWING CO14th and D Sts. S.E. Phone Lincoln 507.

STUDENT ACTORS FIETO ESCAPEVACCINATION

Wild Scramble Ends Perform¬ance by Seniors of Colum¬

bian College."Health Officer Woodward" brought to

an abrupt ending a j»lay being presentedby senior students of Columbian Collegein the university assembly hall last nightwhen he swooped down upon the unsus¬pecting cast and informed the membersthat they would have to be immediatelyvaccinated. This was all in the plot, tobe sure, with the part of the health officertaken by H. G. Avers of the graduatingclass. There was a wild scramble forthe wings, which left the stage deserted.Finally M. A. Pozen. as Kemble IrvingHennessy. coach of the G. W. I". Dra¬matic Club, timidly approached the foot¬lights and announced to the audience thatthe dramatis personae had disappearedand dancing would be the program forthe remainder of the class night celebra¬tion.

Large Audience Present.

Pozen, with Miss M.- Kerby and A. H-Redfield, all members of the graduatingclass, is the author of the farce. "TheRehearsal," which was presented beforea large audience. President Stockton ofthe university and practically the entirefaculty being present. Commencing witha scene in front of the university build¬ing. the play ended with a mock facultymeeting. There were two acts. Nearlyevery line was tilled witii good-naturedraillery at the expense of some one con¬nected with the university and the quipsand parodies kept the audience in an al¬most continuous roar of laughter.One of the musical hits was "That

Chemical Lab. Rag." sung by Mr.Pozen. Before rendering this numberthe author explained the origin ofthe turkey trot. "Ther*- are two kindsof music." he said. "One producesemotion: the other motion. Rag he-longs to the latter class. When theraggy sound wave strikes the ear ofa susceptible object every molecule inhis body changes its rate of vibrationand the result is a turkey trot."

College Incidents Recalled.

College incidents were recalled in a

number of parodies, including "I Don'tMind the Steps. Hut the Stares." sungby Miss H. I- 1'lrickson; "Boys. YouMusn't Stare at the Girls." by Mr.Redfield; "The Sorori\v Lunch." by a

sextet of co-eds. and "Brother Wil¬liam. the Frat Goat." and "Physics."a parodv on "Titwillow," both sungby Miss L. M. McCabe.In the cast were Mr. Pozen, Miss C.

K. Appleby. Miss M. C. Davis, Miss K.P. Kelley. Miss Kerby, Miss L. M. Mc¬Cabe. Miss H. L. Ulrickson, Miss O. A.Taylor, H. G. Avers. I. M. Bortman. C.C. Houghton. J. X. Taylor. A. S.Thatcher. D. C. Redfield, C. A. Knudt-son and R. K. Kinsell.

FEATS ENTERTAIN GRABS.

Phi Chi Medicos of G. W. U. Chap-!ter Hosts at a Smoker.

The G&>rg. Washington I 'niversity jChapter of Phi Chi Medical Fraternity Jlast night entertained the graduating jmembers at a smoker, given at the fra- jternity house, l-'K'T R street. Dr. J. W.Bovee. professoc of gynecology, spoke'on "Some Important Landmarks in theHistory of Gynecology." followed by a

general discussion.Dr. W. C. Borden, dean of the medical

department, addressing the graduates,said:"Your value to the community de¬

pends not upon tlie reward you receive,but the service rendered. Your profes¬sion is unlike all others.the very life ofa community depends upon you."Thirty-five members were present. The

members of the fraternity graduating areJ. D. Stout. S. M. Corbett. W. II l.ott.L. J. Regan. R. J. HardstalT presided jThe committee in charge was ..oniposedof E. <\ Rice. jr.. W. M. Norton and J.A. Tilton. jr. i

CITY ITEMS.People Who Are Extra Particular

about what they drink usually insist ongetting HEURICH'S BEERS. They haveimplicit eontidencf in the purity and nuajjitv of Maerzen and Senate: - do7... $!.<.«(Lager. S1.50». Bottle rebate. uOc. Tel.

You'll Kind That It Pay* Well-to confine your Millwork business toE1SIXGER BROS.. 2100 7th. Tel. N. 117:;.

Sofoa Bakiac Powder.Superior to any other at any price.

25c a pound.

Wetchlrr'a, 820 Pa. Ave. X.W.A good plate to dispose of furniture,

carpets, pianos, etc. Sale every Saturday9:.T0 a.m. Phone M. 1282 for wagon.

Booklet oa Safe laveataeata Free.Send for one. A. F. FOX CO., 1311 H.

Phoae 1Main 2440.

WANTED BY THE POLICE.

Young Man Impersonates TelephoneInspector for Ho Good.

A tall young man wearing a blue sersesuit, straw hat and tan shoes is wantedby the police to explain a visit he paidytsterday afternoon at the house of Maj.George J. Xewgarden. 1G33 Massachu¬setts avenue northwest.He impersonated a telephone inspector.

The police think he is responsible fordamage done in the switch box on the

j top of a telephone pole in the alley inrear of Maj. Xewgarden's home. Leadpipe was cut from the box and takenaway, the police were told, resulting inputting many telephones in that sectionout of commission.When the alleged inspector called at

Maj. Xewgarden's house and said hewanted to make an Inspection the maidtold him there was no reasop for an in¬spection being made, and she was sur¬

prised when she learned the telephonewas out of order.Explaining that it would be necessary

! for him to inspect the wires from thei telephone to the point where they enter-| cd the premises, the young man proeeed-od to the upper floors. The mtiid follow-cd him. partly because of curiosity and

'partlv because she feared he might help

i himself to some of her employer's valu¬ables. .

,i So closely was the. caller watched .»>{ the maid that lie did not have an op-! portunity to help himself to Maj- New-! garden's belongings.

FLAMES DESTBOY HOME.

House of Robert W. Gillem, CapitolHeights. Is Leveled.

The home of Robert \V. Gillem. Hist and»' streets, t'apitol Heights, was destroyedby lire this morning about 7 o'clock.Breakfast was being prepared when lirewas discovered in the chimney, and be¬fore assistance reached the house thestructure was doomedChemical company Xo. 1 made the long >

run from Benning to the scene of thelire, but by the time it arrived the housewas practically destroyed. Members ofthe family and neighbors saved a fewarticles of furniture. . }Mr. Gillem estimates his loss at anout

$2,500, which is covered by Insurance.

BRIGHT IN FRESH PAINT.

Steamer Three Rivers Resumes Serv¬ice After Thorough Overhauling.Looking like a new craft in her dress of

fresh white paint, the steamer Three Riv¬ers. of the Maryland. Delaware and \ ir-ginia line between this city, the lowerriver and Baltimore, was in port yester¬day after being off the route for aboutten days to overhaul. While at the ship¬yard being cleaned and painted it is stat¬ed that the machinery of the steamer re¬

ceived such attention as it needed to putit in good order for the busy summer ex¬

cursion season now opening.The return to service of the Three Riv¬

ers relieves the steamer Calvert of dutyon the Potomac, and she will take upservice on one of the other routes of herowners out of Baltimore.The sidewheel steamer Charles Werner,

"Specialist* In Pliy*r-flwn«.''

YOU, your family andyour friends willthoroughly enjoy a

genuine "Pianola* player-piano.

The "PIANOLA"is a player - piano,but all player-pianosare NOT "PIANOLAS."

Kicloiit* Rppn>ruta<iTo«.

0. J. De Moll & Co.,i o+Ut jp c*- ° J Dc A,°"*l^incxo OlS. Km nons S Smith.

HEALTH CANDIES l<Kr PIRK.

/7 *'

Milk ChocolateTrinities, 40c Lb.Of threefold superiority:Quality, Taste. Healthfulness.

*¦». i » f> T ( rill!- ) 1vjij!' Soda Drinks. I'.ir « I Poat.

The Leese ModernOptica] Factory

.Is equipped with every up-to-daie api.l,ance known to the Optical world. A'lglasses Hoientifl'-alW rurre<-t. Hare l/evm*make your plasma to order.

M. A. LEESEPROTECT YOUR CLOTHINGFrom moths with Tar Paper. Tar and Cut*'Mothoroof Bass. K*erjthins In Blank Bw»kl'aper and Stationery.The E. Morrison Paper Co.

of the m&rniCT or colcmbia.IQftO PA. AVF. X.W.

Ramsay's RewWatch Shop,1318 F St. N.W.

Across the atreet.

Watches cleanedMainspringsAMj WORK IH AKANTKEP <»M YEA*.

}$1

RIKK).Established T\ r.ar* -191:i.

IGHT from the.boulder advertis¬ing without any

frills or embroideries i>the kind that wins.

lie zcrite therighi ads tomake advertisinggood advertising.

Star Ad Writing Bureau.Robert \Y. C«>\. ,,4.1\ T. Hurley*. "-1 ,l'""

C. ('. Archibald.which is to run excursions betwe- 11 tiitscity and River Vie*, will arriv her<within the next day or two. according to

report. She is now at Baltimore beinuoverhauled and tr.a«Je read- for serviceout of this city.

Children in Entertainment.The children at Gorguch M K- Church

last night entertained an audiencc ofabout 250 persons with songs and recita¬tions. under the direction of Miss flattieGoodrich, first vice president of Gort-nohChapter of the Kpworth l^eacue. Thepastor. Rev. \V. J. Meeks. addressed tin*children on the topic "Th<* RelaUon ofChildren to the church." his illustrationsbeing taken from "Aesop's Fables."

. | was to i>lay bridge itt the bungalow of l.«ord Doodle->«\ .in the Rhino rival), and htod promised them a tine;if.li tor dinner. My valet forsrot to call mo on time, and1 was mucli perturbed, ye know.

i"As the tish were scarce I knew it would take too long

to catch one, so I rigged up an old Run. tying: t)ie line tothe ramrod, which 1 left in the barrel, and then to tin-trigger, expecting the fish to discharge the gun.

> (Oop;ri|kt, 191

"I then crossed tin- river in great haste, as 1 believein beinsr punctual, old top.

, b; W. Wexucr.)

"After an hours plav a report reverberated over thewafah, and a fat fish flopped through the air and ker-plunked into tiie ample lap of l^adv leftover. My word'I had forgotten and changed seats with her, as the sunI'Othered her eves. She ha« never forgiven me, but itJeeen't matter much, as she hardly belongs to our ««t.ym know."