Chris was so drunk he didn’t realise he was doing karaoke into a marker pen…
Steamboat willie was always taking the mickey out of Marcus
Steve’s balls were so big he needed help holding them
One was Bonny, one was Clyde…(any guesses?)
Rumours that Marcus had once been a ‘mime artist’ were unfounded
some cad had painted Steve’s pint glass with a black rim
If you crossed Nigel chances are you'd wake up with a horses head next to you
Someone had super glued Martin's chair to stop him taking any more photographs
the two Oaps wondered where all the print managers had come from…
The hotel had a big mouse problem…
Hypnotised into thinking she was a cat, Cheryl couldn’t stop herself…
Lord Lucan was in the bar with George Mellie
Janine quite liked being able to pee standing up…
She knew she would have a sword throat in the morning
Derek was always playing around…
Everyone knew; Nige was a shoe-in for the next James Bond…
Bending over to pick up his golf ball had been a mistake…
Steve had forgotten to take the clothes hanger out of his suit
…that was the main thing
Rebecca was the only girl still in her twenties…
When Derek asked for the BIll he got some old geezer instead
The Village people were not aging well…
duncan’s Drip constantly needed topping up…
Ian was thrilled he’d won an iPad not an eye-patch
photoshopping out all the pint glasses was becoming a real pain
The bloke in the purple jacket desperately wanted to measure Darren's inside leg…
darren hoped he had warm hands
bob was uncomfortable balancing the APME logo on his head
Michelle was looking forward to drying out…(over a couple of bottles of red)
Once again Simon forgot the words to 'dancing Queen'…
the conference theme had Andrew checking his pockets for spare change
unbeknown to Andrew, the small print said: ‘No more puns’
when he woke up, he hoped it had all been a dream…
it was like a hen party… but with more feathers
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