2015 catalog
Pearls are the traditional gift for a 30th anniversary, and Im a stickler for tradition! So as I celebrate 30 years of laughter, Id like to share with you this pearl of wisdom from the brilliant comedian/musician Victor Borge (on whom my mother had a serious crush):Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.Its this aspect of laughter that has made the past 30 years so rewarding for me the delightful people to whom laughter has brought me close: the warm and witty retailers I count among my dear friends, the amazing sales reps who have cheered me on and helped me grow this business over 30 years, the many manufacturers some of them competitors if youll excuse the term who have become cherished friends, and my creative, hardworking, fabulous co-workers at Anne Taintor! And of course the customers those wonderful women (and occasional men) who write to tell me that the laughter my captions inspired helped them through a tough time or gave them a new perspective on an old situation who tell me that every holiday they and their girlfriends (or their sisters or their daughters) exchange Anne Taintor gifts and laugh together who complain about how I made their coffee come out through their noses.
As Ive reflected over the past year on what it has meant to be in this business for 30 years, it became clear how I wanted to commemorate this anniversary. Our 30 Years of Laughter Scarf could just as easily be called 30 Years of Friendship. For it I chose my favorite images of women laughing together, and I tied them together with our trademark blue/green palette.
Our 30 Years of Laughter Scarf is featured on page 3.
But of course theres more: Since you sold so many melamine Mini Trays and Hostess Trays in the past year, we felt it was in your best interest (and ours) to offer you an irresistible add-on; check out our fun and functional melamine Spreader Sets on page 5.
Were very excited and we know you will be too about our beautiful doubly-useful Pill Compacts on Page 6.
And of course we offer hilarious new designs in most of your favorite product categories.
Thank you so much for the past 30 years! And thank you for letting me make you smile. Anne Taintor
photos by Megan Jones
welcome!
All new for January 201530 Years of Laughter Scarf 3
Pill Compacts 6
Spreader Sets 5
and many additions to other Anne Taintor productsCanvas Pouches 16
Cocktail Shakers 24
Coin Purses 18-19
Cosmetic Bags 20-21
Crew Socks 14
Emery Boards 33
Flasks 26-27
Floaty Pens 40
Full-Color Greeting Cards: All Occasion 50-53 Birthday 41-49 Thank You 55 Wedding & Anniversary 54 Hostess Trays 30
Juice Glasses 25
Knee Socks 15
Lip Balms 34
Luggage Tags 13
Magnetic Notepads 35
Magnets 7-12
Mini Trays 28-29
MISS TAINTOR Mini Tissues 31
MISS TAINTOR Nail Files 32
Sticky Notes 38-39
Sticky To-Do Notes 36-37
Taintor Towels 22-23
Zip-Around Wallets 17
Displays 56-61
Terms Back Cover
Please visit us at our booth at NY NOW or at one of our many fine showrooms.
Check out the wholesale link at annetaintor.com to find the fabulous rep group that covers your region.
You can also call us at 888.491.6467 or email [email protected]
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Our gorgeous limited
edition Scarf celebrates
30 years of women
laughing together.
Please see page 56 for
information on displaying
on our Smile Spinner.
70% cotton & 30% silk blend
15"w x 74"l.
Packed 1/style, $19.50 each.
30 Years of Laughter Scarf
NEW! #10770
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Our melamine Spreaders are amazing with our Mini Trays and Hostess Trays or all on their own. Each Set includes
four Spreaders and a delicious recipe featured on the back. Please see page 56 for information on displaying on our
Smile Spinner.
Prop 65 compliant and dishwasher safe (not for microwave).
Each spreader measures 1 1/4"w x 6 1/8"h. Package measures 10"w x 8"h. Packed 4/style, $6.25 each.
Spreader Sets
born to be wild
Featured Recipe: Cool as a Cucumber
Cream Cheese Spread
NEW! #83012
we go together like drunk and disorderly
Featured Recipe: Fromage Fort
NEW! #83570
we came we shopped were ready for cocktails
Featured Recipe: Chocolate-Peanut Spread
NEW! #83581
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The ultimate value-added gift: our new Pill Compact features a high-gloss image
on a metal case, a push button latch, a 7-day plastic pill dispenser and a mirror!
Please see page 56 for information on displaying on our Smile Spinner.
3 5/8" round x 15/16"h. Packed 4/style, $7.00 each.
Pill Compacts
NEW! #64298
NEW! #64639
NEW! #64293
NEW! #64481
NEW! #64316
NEW! #64713
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MagnetsA best-selling product year after year! Our magnets are very strong and very funny. Display on
one of our Magnet Spinners (page 59) or on our versatile new Smile Spinner (pages 56-57).
Then sit back and enjoy the laughter and the sales! Magnets are individually bagged for
gift-giving. Made in USA.
3 3/8" sq. Packed 6/style, $2.25 each.
NEW! #01746 NEW! #01748 NEW! #01751 NEW! #01753 NEW! #01754
NEW! #01755 NEW! #01757 NEW! #01758 NEW! #01759 NEW! #01760
NEW! #01761 NEW! #01762 NEW! #01763 NEW! #01764 NEW! #01765
in dog years weve been friends forever
and there were my keys right next to the jello mold
my mascara ran Im counting it as exercise
you call it peeping I call it being neighborly
bedtime? no thanks I slept at the office
I drive them everywhere they drive me crazy
I see youve already penciled in hangover for
tomorrow morning
dont make me use your middle name
a womans work is never done in this house, its rarely
even started
damn witness protection program
they were as American as apple pie and appletinis
what a coincidence! you embarrass me too!
sure, I set a bad example fortunately my kids pay
no attention to me
and then I said only mommies are allowed
to use that word
if the recipe is microwave it then yes, I want the recipe
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Magnets
#01285 #01316 #01349 #01353
funny I dont recall asking for your opinion
ta-daa! now lets have a cocktail
stop me before I volunteer again
old enough to know better too young to give a rats ass
#01002 #01003 #01012 #01023
#01041 #01044 #01046
#01021
#01127 #01174
#01211
#01057
#01081 #01126
make your own damn dinner
I dreamed my whole house was clean
born to be wildHurrah! At last Im 50!
I love not camping
my garden kicks assWOW! I get to give birth AND change diapers!
Hurrah! At last Im 40!
she could see no good reason to act her age
because Im the mother thats why
youll eat it youll eat it and like it
bite me
guess where Im tattooed
male refrigerator blindness claims another victim
#01042
domestically disabled
#01208
surely it must be five oclock somewhere
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Magnets
#01372
I believe we have an opportunity to make some
extremely poor choices
#01423
a real friend will help you hide the body
#01418
and then the children cleaned their rooms, got mommy her drink, and went straight to bed. The End.
#01464
why, Id be delighted to put my needs last again
#01470 #01475
choosy moms choose beer
did somebody say open bar?
#01480 #01481
walk faster the children are catching up
youre right! it does look like her Facebook picture!
#01400
its okay I didnt want a real life anyway
#01484
laundry! grocery shopping! carpool! and its not even my birthday!
#01460
youre never too old to try something stupid
#01568
#01576#01571
what am I making for supper? why, sweetie, Im making whatever the hell
I want served with a side of eat it or starve
on second thought lets get drunk and order pizza!
hurry, dear if you miss the bus youll have to walk cause mommy
cant drink and drive
#01570
we go together like drunk and disorderly
#01582
same circus different clowns
#01365
You be Thelma. Ill be Louise.
#01584 #01592
WTF???hmmm
I know I walked into this room for a reason
#01356
if by happy you mean trapped with no means of escape ?
then yes, Im happy
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Magnets
#01621 #01622#01598
I truly amaze myself this after five martinis!
if youre going to kick ass, you need kickass shoes
no I do not think its time to get dinner started
#01628
#01633
#01629
#01630
put on your life preserver Im about to rock the boat
napping its not just for toddlers any more
twinkle, twinkle, little cup howd my life get
so f***ed up?
expiration dates are for the weak
#01638 #01639
I knit so that I dont kill you, dear
you say crazy cat lady like its a bad thing
#01642 #01653 #01654
Id love to wear low necklines too, but they dont
cover my prison tats
did we forget the children at baggage claim
again?
oh honey! its practical AND thoughtless!
#01657 #01658
Father says Im a disappointment.
Mother says Im fabulous.
the girls could never say rubbers without giggling
#01635
being a mom is fun but I could never do it sober
#01664#01659 #01665#01661 #01662
Ill try anything once okay, twice
see? arent we both much happier when Im happy?
oh my, Im going to be late for Pilates again
jeepers, mom! Id drink too if I had to do this all day!
the voices in my head are all demanding drinks
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Magnets
#01668
since giving up carbs Ive been feeling a bit oh, whats
that word? homicidal#01671
#01689
#01686
#01690#01687 #01691#01688
#01692
Im not laughing on the inside either
mommy, when I grow up I want to stay home and not work just like you!
or we could order Chinese
and the best part? we never argue!
can one of you darling children show Aunt Gigi where your
parents hide the booze?
Ive put on my happy face now what?
if men are from Mars lets send some of them back
I dont mind the heat its the kitchen I cant stand
#01670 #01673
organization is for the unimaginative
it has been my pleasure to ignore you
#01693 #01694 #01695
this is what I do for fun well, this and laundry
honey, these are my big girl panties
following the if you cant say something nice rule proved to be more
challenging than she had anticipated#01699
#01710 #01711 #01712 #01713 #01714
his snoring is so much better
thank you, duct tape!
youll never forget to turn off the oven if you never turn it on
they say the alcohol will cook off so I say
dont cook it
what do you mean I dont let you be your own person?
parenting when messing up your own life
just isnt enough
she was determined to find a cure for embarrassing-
mom syndrome
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Magnets
#01715 #01716 #01717 #01718 #01720
#01722
God Bless This Empty Nestsee, darling
toasting doesnt always involve a cocktail
and then I burn it and we go out to dinner
To you its a casserole dish to me its a memorial to the death of all my hopes and aspirations. Should I add cheese?
low expectations mean everyone ends up happy
so hows that job-and-kids thing working out for you?
#01729 #01730 #01731 #01732
#01733 #01734 #01735 #01736 #01737
#01738 #01739 #01740 #01741 #01742
I dont want to brag, but Im pretty mediocre
at housekeeping
I told the children Id be down in a minute. I lied.
youre just being paranoid not one person in this entire church
suspects that were stoned
and then she skipped the bake sale, wrote a check to the PTA,
and lived happily ever after
I only have time for the truly important things
a drink in the hand is worth two in the fridge
Im the reason we cant have nice things
people who need people havent tried lemon
flavored vodka
mommy mom mom mom mom mommy mommy
mom mom mommy
Join another committee? Why, Id love to!
if they can send a man to the moon Im certain they can send a
smart mouth teenagerthis era sucks
food? sorry, hon
didnt fit in the cooler
nothing its whats for dinner!
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Luggage TagsDurable matte vinyl tags (with sturdy straps and ID card inserts) make looking for your luggage a pleasure! Luggage Tags look
great in our countertop Luggage Tag Display (page 61) or on our versatile new Smile Spinner (page 56).
2 3/4"w x 4 1/4"h. Packed 6/style, $4.50 each.
#66327
#66578#66460
#66450
#66564
#66211
#66579
NEW! #66769
#66688 #66698
NEW! #66437
#66652 #66653
#66455 #66456
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Comfy, cosy, and cute:
our Crew Socks are a
delicious blend of
cotton, polyester, and
spandex. Great gifts for
anyone on your list
or for yourself. One size
fits most. Display on
our versatile new Smile
Spinner (pages 56-57).
75% cotton, 20% polyester, 5% spandex.
7.5" from heel to top. One size fits most.
Packed 6/style, $4.00/pair.
Crew Socks
#49057
NEW! #49133
#49012
NEW! #49771
#49662#49365
NEW! #49622
#49044
#49688
NEW! #49639
my garden kicks ass
Id rather be walking the dog
born to be wildlate bloomer
the voices in my head are all demanding drinks
You be Thelma. Ill be Louise.
if youre going to kick ass, you need kickass shoes
if men are from Mars lets send some of them back
you say crazy cat lady like its a BAD thing
I dreamed my whole house
was clean
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Knee SocksAs comfy and cute as
our Crew Socks, our
Knee Socks are
hilarious with shorts or
skirt or wear with
jeans and the humor
becomes your own
private joke. One size
fits most. Please see
page 56 for information
on displaying on our
Smile Spinner.
75% cotton, 20% polyester, 5% spandex.
14" from heel to top. One size fits most.
Packed 6/style, $4.50/pair.
#48460
#48639
#48012
#48570#48481
#48211
#48622
youre never too old to try something stupid
you say crazy cat lady like its a bad thing
born to be wild
we go together like drunk and disorderly
walk faster the children are catching up
I love not camping
if youre going to kick ass, you need kickass shoes
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Canvas PouchesOur bold and beautiful natural Canvas Pouches feature line drawings and a painted canvas finish. Lets see
one for my phone and charger, one for cosmetics, one for pens, one for receipts Display on our versatile
new Smile Spinner (pages 56-57).
8"w x 5"h. Packed 4/style, $5.50 each.
#63012
#63639
#63038
#63662
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Our beautiful Zip-Around Wallets are a fun and fabulous way to stay organized. Wallet has a pocket for bills, a zip pocket for
change, a clear ID holder, 3 card holders, and Zip-Around closure. Display on our versatile new Smile Spinner (pages 56-57).
6 1/2"w x 4 1/8"h x 3/4" thick. Packed 4/style, $9.50 each. Add a coordinating clip-on wristlet strap. Packed 4/style, $1.00 each.
Zip-Around Wallets
#60037NEW! #60755
#60481#60038
green wristlet strap #69038
red wristlet strap #69755
pink wristlet strap #69316
red wristlet strap #69481
blue wristlet strap #69037
green wristlet strap #69662
NEW! #60662NEW! #60316
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NEW! #62747
#62037#62012
Our witty little Coin Purses are
HUGE sellers. Vintage-style kiss
closure, fully-lined matte vinyl
and (of course) the classy,
sassy humor for which were
known make parting with
pennies a pleasure. Coin Purses
look great in our countertop
Coin Purse Display (page 61)
or on our versatile new Smile
Spinner (pages 56-57).
3 5/8"w x 4 1/4"h x 1"d. Packed 3/style, $4.95 each.
Coin Purses
#62244
NEW! #62773
#62038 #62289
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#62727
Coin Purses
#62365
#62705
#62497 #62669
#62371
#62728
#62662
#62481
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Cosmetic BagsStrong, versatile, playful, and lovely in a word: feminine. Our lush matte vinyl Cosmetic Bags are fully lined, have a detachable
wristlette strap. Our versatile Cosmetic Bag is really two bags in one: a fun purse and a terrific way to keep cosmetics and
accessories organized at home or on the road. Please see page 56 for information on displaying on our Smile Spinner.
7 1/2"w x 5"h x 2 1/2"d. Packed 3/style, $9.00 each.
#61460
#61211
NEW! #61730
#61285
NEW! #61751
#61327
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Cosmetic Bags
#61552 #61653
#61699
#61481 #61551
#61706
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Taintor TowelsOur 100% cotton
Towels are the
perfect gift for
hostess, for
girlfriend for
anyone who has
a kitchen or
anyone who has
ever needed to
mop up a spilled
cocktail. Please
see page 56 for
information on
displaying on our
Smile Spinner.
Individual towels are 16"w x 28"h.
Packed 4/style, $4.95 each.
because Im the mother thats why
youll never forget to turn off the oven if you never turn it on
make your own damn dinner
the only thing left to polish off now is the gin
and then she skipped the bake sale, wrote a check to the PTA, and
lived happily ever after
#24127
NEW! #24710
#24081 #24483
NEW! #24732
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Taintor Towels
hmm you say tomato I say Bloody Mary!
jeepers, mom! Id drink too if I had to do this all day!
expiration dates are for the weak
no I do not think its time to get dinner started
on second thought lets get drunk and order
pizza!#24559 #24598#24576
I truly amaze myself this after five martinis!
twinkle, twinkle, little cup howd my life get so f***ed up?
#24629 #24661#24621 #24630
what am I making for supper? why, sweetie, Im making whatever the hell I want served with a side of eat it or starve
#24568
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Whoever said breakfast was the most important meal of the day had clearly forgotten about cocktail hour. Get your RDA
the Anne Taintor way with these fabulously fun 13.52 oz. (400 ml) glass Cocktail Shakers (with metal lid and rubber gasket).
Wonderful merchandised with our Juice Glasses! Please see pages 56-57 for information on displaying on our Smile Spinner.
Cocktail Shakers meet CA Prop. 65 requirements. Wash by hand.
3 3/8"diameter x 8 3/4"h, Packed 4/style, $11.50 each.
Cocktail Shakers
#56570
NEW! #56208
#56662
NEW! #56453
#56581
NEW! #56353
we go together like drunk and disorderly
surely, it must be five oclock somewhere
we came we shopped were ready for cocktails
ta-daa! now lets have a cocktail
the voices in my head are all demanding drinks
whats a nice girl like me doing without a drink in her hand?
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Perfect for juice. Perfect for cocktails or wine! Our fabulous 6 oz. Juice Glasses are as at home on the cocktail table as
they are on the breakfast table. A must-have in any cool kitchen or bar and a great gift for any occasion. Display them
with our new Cocktail Shakers for added impact and sales! Please see page 56 for information on displaying on our
Smile Spinner.
Juice Glasses meet CA Prop. 65 requirements. Wash by hand.
2 5/8"diameter x 4 1/8"h, Packed 6/style, $2.35 each.
Juice Glasses
#57012
#57581
#57481
#57661
#57570
#57662
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FlasksApparently every woman needs one
(or two or three) because Flasks
are one of our most popular products.
Our 4 oz. stainless steel Flasks
feature a wrap-around design and
a companion funnel. Display in our
countertop Flask Display (page 61)
or on our versatile new Smile Spinner
(pages 56-57).
2 3/4"w x 4 1/4"h including lid. Packed 4/style, $9.95 each.
NEW! #58756
#58353
#58012
NEW! #58772
#58372
#58181 #58285
#58413
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Flasks
#58565
#58570#58581 #58653
#58726#58687#58662
#58453 #58470
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#81012
NEW! #81730
NEW! #81639
#81039
NEW! #81737
NEW! #81710
born to be wild
I told the children Id be down in a minute. I lied.
you say crazy cat lady like its a bad thing
I dreamed my whole desk was clean
mommy mom mom mom mommy mom mommy mommy mom mommy
youll never forget to turn off the oven if you never turn it on
#81208
Mini Trays
#81044
surely it must be five oclock somewhere
she was comforted by the knowledge that they were helpless without her I love not camping
I dreamed my whole house was clean
#81211#81062
These Mini Trays are addictive.
Customers who buy one today will
come back tomorrow for six more!
Versatile 100% melamine Mini
Trays are perfect for patio, pool,
or parlor for desk, dresser, or
kitchen counter (gotta dump your
keys and change somewhere).
As terrific as they are on their own,
our Mini Trays are even more
amazing displayed with Hostess
Trays and with our brand new
melamine Spreader Sets. Display
in our countertop Mini Tray
Display (page 60) on our versatile
new Smile Spinner (pages 56-57).
Prop 65 compliant and dishwasher safe (not for microwave).
5 1/2" sq. Packed 6/style, $2.25 each.
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#81353
#81372
#81688
Mini Trays
#81581
#81590
#81565 #81570
#81470 #81481
#81559
#81365
#81453
you have to start drinking pretty damn early if you want to stay wasted all day
did somebody say open bar?
stop me before I volunteer again
I believe we have an opportunity to make some extremely poor choices
if youre going to kick ass, you need kickass shoes
if men are from Mars lets send some of them back
ta-daa! now lets have a cocktail
the voices in my head are all demanding drinks
someone called about something
You be Thelma. Ill be Louise.
we go together like drunk and disorderly
walk faster the children are catching up
we came we shopped were ready for cocktails
whats a nice girl like me doing without a drink in her hand?
hmm you say tomato I say Bloody Mary!
Im so happy its happy hour
#81622
#81316#81302
#81662
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Hostess TraysOur melamine Hostess Trays look amazing with our popular Mini Trays and with our brand new Spreader Sets
or on their own. Great for serving or for dcor. Display on our versatile new Smile Spinner (pages 56-57).
Prop 65 compliant and dishwasher safe (not for microwave).
14 1/4"w x 6 3/4"h. Packed 4/style, $7.25 each.
#82662
the voices in my head are all demanding drinks
born to be wildmommy mom mom mommy mom mommy mom mommy mom mommy mom mommy
I love not camping
we came we shopped were ready for cocktails
we go together like drunk and disorderly
#82012NEW! #82737
#82211 #82570
#82581
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MISS TAINTOR Mini Tissues
#08074
#08211
#08299 #08368 #08579
#08012
#08126 #08241
#08044
#08285
#08316
Miss Taintor will want to have these adorable 3 inch
cubes filled with 30 unscented 2-ply facial tissues on
her desk, in her car, and in every room of her house!
Please see pages 56 for information on displaying on
our Smile Spinner.
Merchandising hint:
Open a box and
fluff out a tissue.
3"w x 3"h x 3"d.
Packed 6/style, $1.15 each.
#08041
you know me busy, busy!inner beauty is for amateurs
stop me before I volunteer again
was she in love or was it just allergies?
old enough to know better too young to give a rats ass
someone has to set a bad exampleI love not campingguess where Im tattooed
its so involved being meI dreamed my whole house was clean
WOW! I get to give birth AND change diapers!born to be wild
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MISS TAINTOR Nail Files
#02639
#022
11
#022
85
When Miss Taintor needs to touch up her nails between manicures these
medium-coarse files do the trick and make her smile. Our acrylic Nail File
Display is free with 48 Nail Files and great next to your cash register
or on our versatile new Smile Spinner (pages 56-57).
Individual nail files are 3/4"w x 7"h. Packed 8/style, $1.25 each.
Nail File Countertop Display is 5 1/2"w x 7 1/2"h x 2 3/4"d. #02000 8 each of 6 Nail File designs + free Display, $60.00
#02012
#024
60
#02241 #02316
Nail File Display
#02000
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Our fun and functional Emery Boards keep nails kitten-
sharp and looking lovely. Each matchbook-style folder
holds 12 nail-perfecting files. Our Emery Board Display Jar
is free with 72 Emery Boards. Put our Display Jar by the
cash register or on our versatile new Smile Spinner
(pages 56-57).
2 3/16"w x 2 1/2"h. Packed 6/style, $1.75 each.
Emery Board Display Jar is 7"w x 10"d x 9"h with collar. #03000 6 each of 12 Emery Board designs + free Display, $126.00
Emery Boards
#03411 #03412
#03368 #03392
#03012 #03285
#03435 #03472
#03306
#03126 #03211
#03316
Emery Board Display Jar
#03000
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Lip BalmsOur luscious SPF-15 Lip Balms are a perfect pick-up
item for summer, a perfect stocking stuffer for holiday.
Our Lip Balm Display Jar is free with 48 Lip Balms.
Put our Display Jar by the cash register or on our
versatile new Smile Spinner (pages 56-57).
2 3/8"w x 1 5/16"h x 7/16"d. Packed 4/style, $1.75 each. Slide tins are individually shrink-wrapped.
Lip Balm Display Jar is 7"w x 10"d x 9"h with collar. #19900 4 each of 12 Lip Balm designs + free Display, $84.00
#00012
wild watermelon flavor
cappuccino flavor
in a raspberry jam flavor
coconut coquette flavor
forbidden apple flavor
bad example berry flavor
va-va-vanilla flavor
#00472
#00365
#00392
#00360
#00391
#00413
crme de la crme brle flavor
cherry tart flavor
divine wine flavor
#00276
#00368
#00411
Lip Balm Display Jar#19900
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#26481
#26558 #26559
hmm you say tomato I say Bloody Mary!
#26570
we go together like drunk and disorderly
walk faster the children are catching up
sign up for a life of drudgery and receive these free gifts!
Magnetic NotepadsThe strong magnets on the backs of our witty pads hold them securely to the fridge, making them ideal for keeping track
of everything you need to keep track of! Printed in USA with vegetable-based ink on partially recycled FSC-Certified stock
using 100% wind-generated electricity. Display in our countertop Magnetic Notepad Display (page 60) or on our versatile
new Smile Spinner (see page 56 for details).
4"w x 9"l. 50 lined white pages. Packed 6/style, $2.95 each.
#26629
#26044
#26630
#26081
#26659
#26127
#26692
I dreamed my whole house was clean
make your own damn dinner
because Im the mother thats why
twinkle, twinkle, little cup howd my life get so f***ed up?
expiration dates are for the weak
see? arent we both much happier when Im happy?
I dont mind the heat its the kitchen I cant stand
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The pages of our new Sticky To-Do Notes are the perfect size to stick on computer monitor or fridge, and each day has plenty
of room for all your to-dos. Printed with vegetable-based ink on 100% recycled paper. 50 pages per pad. Made in USA.
Display in our countertop Sticky to-Do Note Display (page 60) on our versatile new Smile Spinner (see page 56 for details).
12 1/2"w x 2 7/8"h. Packed 6/style, $3.50 each.
Sticky To-Do Notes
#74062
she was comforted by the knowledge that they were
helpless without her
I dreamed my whole desk was clean
a career a family to care for
gee! Ive got it all!
please call back when I give a damn
NEW! #74039
NEW! #74060
NEW! #74430
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Sticky To-Do Notes
why yes, I am overqualified
just file it under who cares?
someone called about something
stop me before I volunteer again
the voices in my head are all
demanding coffee
#74300
#74301
#74302
#74316
#74662
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Sticky NotesBecause administrative professionals need to laugh too. Each eye-catching Sticky Note pad has 100 sheets of insolent
office or home office humor. Printed in USA with vegetable-based ink on 100% recycled stock. Display in our countertop
Sticky Note Display (page 61) or on our versatile new Smile Spinner (pages 56-57).
3"w x 2 7/8"h. Packed 6/style, $2.25 each.
#73301 #73302 #73304 #73316
stop me before I volunteer againsomeone called about something can I retire now?
just file it under who cares?
NEW! #73060
NEW! #73738
NEW! #73767
NEW! #73768
#73039 #73062 #73300
why yes, I am overqualified
she was comforted by the knowledge that they were helpless without her
a career a family to care for gee! Ive got it all!
Join another committee? Why, Id love to! will work for donuts appreciate me, dammit!
I dreamed my whole desk was clean
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Sticky Notes
#73430#73394
#73673
#73432
the day was in dire need of a Ctrl+Alt+Delete
I think you heard me the first time
please call back when I give a damn
it has been my pleasure to ignore you
#73579
#73662#73584
#73723 #73724
#73671
#73675
whoever said business before pleasure needs to get her priorities straight
low expectations mean everyone ends up happy
if you want something done right, dont give it to me on Friday afternoon
the voices in my head are all demanding coffee
WTF???
never say never say no way in hell
you know me busy, busy!
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Floaty PensThere is nothing more fun than a Floaty Pen. Whenever I get stuck on hold I amuse myself by watching that little red phone
float back and forth and back and forth. Our Floaty Pen Shipper Display holds 4 each of the 6 designs pictured. Display
on our new Smile Spinner (pages 56-57).
Floaty Pen shipper display package (24 pens total) is 7 3/16"w x 9 7/8"h x 4 1/2"d with header. Floaty Pens available in filled display only. #79001 4 each of 6 Floaty Pen designs + free Display, $60.00.
#79001
born to be wild
more paperwork, please
why yes, I am overqualified
just file it under who cares?
someone called about something
stop me before I volunteer again
Floaty Pen Shipper Display
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Birthday CardsCelebrate birthdays with a smile and a wink. Our cards feature full-color front and back with a spot of color inside. Printed
with vegetable-based ink on FSC-Certified uncoated stock using 100% wind-generated electricity and sleeved with color
envelopes. Made in USA. Display on one of our three card displays (pages 58-59) or on our versatile new Smile Spinner
(pages 56).
4 1/4"w x 5 1/2"h. Packed in half-dozens, $10.50/6.
inside
inside
inside
inside
inside
inside
NEW! #31754
front: bedtime? no thanks
I slept at the office
inside: happy birthday, bright eyes!
NEW! #31763
front: sure, I set a bad example fortunately my kids pay no attention to me
inside: another birthday? pay no attention!
NEW! #31756
front: I wish this were gin
inside: another year down the drain happy birthday!
NEW! #31764
front: and then I said only mommies are allowed
to use that word
inside: have a happy gosh-darned birthday!
NEW! #31757
front: I see youve already penciled in hangover for
tomorrow morning
inside: you wrote the book on fabulous, birthday girl!
NEW! #31772
front: you can lead a horse to water but I prefer tequila
inside: giddyup! its your birthday!
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Birthday Cards
inside
inside
inside
inside
inside
inside
#31001
front: she decided to slip into something a little
more comfortable
inside: her thirties happy birthday!
#31005
front: Hurrah! At last Im 60!
inside: Happy Birthday!
#31002
front: Hurrah! At last Im 40!
inside: Happy Birthday!
#31065
front: has anyone seen my hormones?
inside: happy birthday to a gal who gets hotter
every year!
#31003
front: Hurrah! At last Im 50!
inside: happy birthday!
#31093
front: at last she had awakened from the nightmare of youth
inside: happy birthday
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Birthday Cards
inside
inside
inside inside
#31161
front: honey, you couldnt pay me to be twenty
inside: you get more fabulous every year
happy birthday!
#31232
front: remember when you were young and gay?
inside: well, thank goodness youre still gay!
happy birthday!
#31174
front: she could see no good reason to
act her age
inside: happy birthday, kiddo!
#31231
front: farewell to youth!
inside: and hello to early bird specials
inside inside
#31285 #31286
front: old enough to know better too young
to give a rats ass
inside: youre at that perfect age!
happy birthday!
front: the birthday candles wouldnt be the only ones
getting lit in the kitchen
inside: heres to you on your birthday!
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Birthday Cards
inside
#31365
front: You be Thelma. Ill be Louise.
inside: have a smashing birthday!
inside
inside inside
inside
inside
#31424
#31570 #31584
#31460
#31592
front: from scratch? why yes I scratched the label right off the
bakerys box
inside: nothing is too good for you on your birthday
front: we go together like drunk and disorderly
inside: wishing you an intoxicating birthday
front: WTF???
inside: no WAY youre that old! happy birthday!
front: youre never too old to try
something stupid
inside: make a splash on your birthday!
front: hmmm I know I walked into this room
for a reason
inside: try to remember to have a happy birthday!
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Birthday Cards
inside
inside
inside
inside
inside
inside
#31593
#31628
#31594
#31642
#31622
#31654
front: why, youre not getting old, dear
inside: heck, you were old last year! happy birthday!
front: put on your life preserver Im about
to rock the boat
inside: bon voyage to another year!
front: and she was like no way! and I was like way! and she was like OMG! and I was like I know, right? and
she was like really? and I was like totally!
inside: and she was like but she looks so young! have a way cool birthday!
front: Id love to wear low necklines too, but they dont cover my prison tats
inside: happy birthday to my partner in crime
front: if youre going to kick ass, you need
kickass shoes
inside: have a kickass birthday!
front: GEE WHIZ!!! its practical AND
thoughtless!
inside: hope your birthday is full of thrilling surprises!
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Birthday Cards
inside
inside
inside
inside
inside
inside
#31656
#31660
#31657
#31670
#31659
#31671
front: sure, the cake is good just not I got a pony good
inside: heres hoping your birthday is
I got a pony great!
front: if the good die young
honey, we just may live forever!
inside: happy birthday!
front: Father says Im a disappointment. Mother
says Im fabulous.
inside: Mother is right! Have a fabulous birthday!
front: sunshine on your face fresh air in
your lungs best friend at your side
inside: flask in your pocket wishing you a perfect birthday!
front: see? arent we both much happier when
Im happy?
inside: happier birthday to you!
front: Im not laughing on the inside either
inside: well, maybe a little but only because thats a heck of a lot of candles
happy birthday!
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Birthday Cards
inside
inside
inside
inside
inside
#31688
front: if men are from Mars lets send some
of them back
inside: have an other-worldly birthday!
#31697
front: forever young
inside: ish happy birthday!
#31691
front: Ive put on my happy face now what?
inside: have a happy, happy, happy birthday!
#31708
front: the secret to looking so young?
inside: well being young helps a lot
happy birthday, kiddo!
#31694
front: honey, these are my big girl panties
inside: happy birthday big girl!
inside
#31695
front: following the if you cant say something nice rule proved to be more challenging
than she had anticipated
inside: happy birthday bitch
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Birthday Cards
inside
inside
inside
inside
inside
#31737
front: mommy mom mom mom mommy mommy mom mom
mommy
inside: dont let the little things spoil your big day, happy birthday!
#31729
front: I dont want to brag, but Im pretty mediocre at housekeeping
inside: its not bragging if you can back it up* happy birthday to a
true domestic goddess
#31746
front: in dog years weve been friends forever!
inside: happy birthday, old pal!
#31733
front: I only have time for the truly important
things
inside: so wheres the cake? happy birthday!
#31747
front: this old thing? why, Ive had it for hours
inside: another year older yet you still look brand new!
happy birthday!
*Muhammad Ali
inside
#31709
front: I know youre speechless, right?
inside: this calls for a toast or two
happy birthday!
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Birthday Cards
inside
inside
inside
inside
inside
inside
#31748
front: and there were my keys right next to
the jello mold!
inside: wishing you a memorable birthday!
#31751
front: my mascara ran Im counting it as exercise
inside: its your birthday you make the rules!
#31749
front: if you dont like it, you can return it to me
inside: happy birthday to you!
#31752
front: personal fulfillment? eww that sounds kind
of dirty
inside: wishing you all your heart desires for
your birthday
#31750
front: a little spackle a little paint
and were good as new!
inside: looking good, birthday girl!
#31753
front: you call it peeping I call it being neighborly
inside: hmmm looks like someones having
a birthday!
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All Occasion Cards
inside
inside
inside
inside
inside
inside
NEW! #36732
NEW! #36742
NEW! #36738
NEW! #36755
NEW! #36739
NEW! #36759
front: and then she skipped the bake sale,
wrote a check to the PTA, and lived happily ever after
front: nothing its whats for dinner!
front: Join another committee?
Why, Id love to!
front: I drive them everywhere
they drive me crazy
front: if they can send a man to the moon
Im certain they can send a smart mouth teenager
front: a womans work is never done
in this house, its rarely even started
Every day is a celebration when you send our beautiful All Occasion Cards.
See page 41 for details.
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All Occasion Cards
inside
inside
inside
inside
inside
inside
#36012
#36316
#36044
#36418
#36211
#36470
front: born to be wild
front: stop me before I volunteer again
front: I dreamed my whole house was clean
front: and then the children cleaned their
rooms, got mommy her drink, and went straight
to bed. The End.
front: I love not camping
front: did somebody say open bar?
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All Occasion Cards
inside
inside
inside
inside
inside
inside
#36481
#36639
#36579
#36667
#36629
#36668
front: walk faster the children are catching up
front: you say crazy cat lady like its a bad thing
front: you know me busy, busy!
front: be good but if you cant be good, call me
front: twinkle, twinkle, little cup howd my life
get so f***ed up?
front: since giving up carbs Ive been feeling a bit oh, whats that word ?
homicidal
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All Occasion Cards
inside
inside
inside
inside
inside
#36692
#36717
#36713
#36721
#36714
front: I dont mind the heat its the kitchen
I cant stand
front: and then I burn it and we all go out to dinner
front: parenting when messing up your
own life just isnt enough
front: lets hang
front: she was determined to find a cure for embarrassing-mom
syndrome
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Wedding & Anniversary
inside
inside inside
inside
inside
inside
#38249
#34262 #34699
#34260
#34637
#34261
front: love honor and what?!?
inside: two out of three is plenty best wishes!
front: they had practically invented happily ever after
inside: happy anniversary
front: his snoring is so much better
thank you, duct tape!
inside: it just keeps getting better
happy anniversary!
front: the excitement never ends
inside: happy anniversary
front: clear your throat and make that noise one more time I dare you
inside: aint love grand? happy anniversary
front: she was comforted by the knowledge that
he was helpless without her
inside: happy anniversary
If you cant laugh about undying love what can you laugh about?
See page 41 for details.
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Thank You Cards
inside
inside
inside
inside
inside
inside
#39680
#39683
#39681
#39684
#39682
#39685
front: thanks!
inside: a lot!
front: one of us wants to lick your face
inside: thanks!
front: I am astonished
inside: by your generosity thanks!
front: wow
inside: you are out of this world!
thank you
front: wow!
inside: you are amazing! thanks!
front: cool!
inside: its just what I wanted! thanks!
When it comes to expressing gratitude, mere words are seldom enough. Thats
where full-color front and back and a spot of color inside come in very handy.
See page 41 for details.
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Smile Spinner Display
The Smile Spinner is 36" tall (with header) and 14 1/2" square, and sits on a 16 1/2" square base. (With shelves on 3 Wall sides the Smile Spinner becomes 20 3/4" x 17 5/8" but its still 36" tall.)
Three Walls (one slat wall and two slot walls) hold shelf units for Cards, Coin Purses, Luggage Tags, Flasks, Hostess Trays and Mini Trays, Magnetic Notepads, Sticky Notes and Sticky To-Do Notes.
Walls also hold pegs for Magnets, Socks, Spreader Sets, Towels, Canvas Pouches, Zip-Around Wallets, Cosmetic Bags, and Scarves.
You can fill a Wall with just one product or you can mix it up.
Three open Box Shelves hold Pill Compacts, Cocktail Shakers and Juice Glasses, Mini Tissues, Lip Balms, Emery Boards, Nail Files, and Floaty Pens.
But our Smile Spinner is infinitely adaptable! Once you become a member of our Smile Spinner League, whenever you add new product to your mix well send you the fittings you need to display them beautifully at no additional cost!
The Smile Spinner can hold as much as $1,453.80 in product at wholesale ($3,207 at MSRP).
Smile Spinner Package#19774 Our Smile Spinner is available for $100.00 (offset with free product)
with a product purchase of $500.00 or more and its free with a product purchase of $1,000.00 or more.
Product offset possibilities: 2casepacks(12)LuggageTags(a$114.00retailvalue) 4casepacks(24)Magnets(a$120.00retailvalue) 4casepacks(24)MiniTrays(a$120.00retailvalue) 4casepacks(24)StickyNotes(a$120.00retailvalue)
Have you ever awakened with a dopey smile and mused I dreamed my whole store was organized?
We cant make all your dreams come true but we can help organize your Anne Taintor product. Our new Smile Spinner has a place for every single product in the Anne Taintor line, and it looks great (the spinner and the product).
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Smile Spinner Display
8 Mini Tray Wall (holds 48 units)
16 Magnet Wall (holds 96 units)
Floaty Pen/Nail File Box Shelf (holds 2 displays: 72 units)
4 Cocktail Shaker Box Shelf (holds 8 units; 8 units back stock)
4 Mini Tissue Box Shelf (holds 24 units)
Emery Board/Lip Balm Box Shelf (holds 2 displays: 120 units)
3 Hostess Tray Wall (holds 12 units)
5 Crew Sock Wall (holds 30 units)
16 Sticky Note Wall (holds 96 units)
3 Zip-Around Wallet/ 3 Canvas Pouch Wall
(holds 24 units)
16 Flask Wall (holds 48 units; 16 units back stock)
12 Coin Purse Wall (holds 36 units)
Please visit http://www.annetaintor.com/displays/ for details on displaying everything but here are some ideas to get you started:
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DisplaysWood & Acrylic Card Display PackageWe offer this beautiful display from Clear Solutions, complete with Anne Taintor header. Display holds 84 half-dozen Cards (so you can double up on best sellers) and ships separately from VT via UPS. Display requires assembly, but Anne was able to put it together all by herself, and thats saying something. This display is offered at cost and is offset with 10 half-dozen free Cards. Display is 30"w x 72"h x 18"d.
#99984 84 half-dozen Cards and display, $1,092.00 ($882.00 merchandise, $210.00 display). Display cost is offset with 10 half-dozen free Cards (a $225.00 retail value).
24-Pocket Card Spinner PackageWe offer a 24-pocket Wyrefab spinner, complete with Anne Taintor header card. Spinner ships separately from CA via UPS and requires minor assembly. Cost of spinner is offset with 3 half-dozen free Cards. Spinner is 61"h (72" with header) x 8 3/4"w x 8 3/4"d and has an 18" diameter base.
#99924 24 half-dozen Cards and spinner, $312.00 ($252.00 merchandise, $60.00 spinner). Spinner cost is offset with 3 half-dozen free Cards (a $67.50 retail value).
48-Pocket Card Spinner PackageWe offer a 48-pocket Wyrefab spinner, complete with Anne Taintor header card. Spinner ships separately from CA via UPS and requires minor assembly. Cost of spinner is offset with 4 half-dozen free Cards. Spinner is 61"h (72" with header) x 14"w x 14"d and has an 18" diameter base.
#99948 48 half-dozen Cards and spinner, $580.00 ($504.00 merchandise, $76.00 spinner). Spinner cost is offset with 4 half-dozen free Cards (a $90.00 retail value).
24-pocket card spinner
wood & acrylic card display
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DisplaysMagnet Floor Spinner PackageMake a statement with our white wire Magnet Floor Spinner, holds 6 each of 48 Magnet designs A very effective way to merchandise one of our top-selling products!
#19995 6 each of 48 Magnet designs and spinner, $733.00 ($648.00 merchandise, $85.00 spinner). Spinner cost is offset with 18 additional free Magnets (a $90.00 retail value). Spinner is 69 1/2" tall and 9 1/2" diameter, and sits on a sturdy 18" diameter base.
Magnet Countertop Spinner PackageNot ready to make quite that much of a statement? Start with our Countertop Magnet Spinner, which holds 6 each of 24 Magnet designs and will still get you plenty of laughs and sales.
#19997 6 each of 24 Magnet designs and spinner, $384.00 ($324.00 merchandise, $60.00 spinner). Spinner cost is offset with 12 additional free Magnets (a $60.00 retail value). Spinner is 35 3/4" tall and 9 1/2" diameter, and sits on a sturdy 11" diameter base.
magnet floor spinner
48-pocket card spinner
magnet countertop
spinner
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Displays Our Countertop Displays from Clear Solutions are gorgeous, versatile, and easy to assemble and theyre offset with free product!
magnetic notepad display
sticky to-do note display
mini tray display
Sticky To-Do Note Display Package#99987 6 each of 6 Sticky To-Do Note designs and Countertop Display,
$171.00 ($126.00 merchandise, $45.00 display). Countertop Display cost is offset with 6 additional free Sticky To-Do Notes (a $48.00 retail value).
Display measures 14 1/4"w x 15"d x 21"h
Magnetic Notepad Display Package#99981 Our new Magnetic Notepad Display from Clear Solutions is beautiful
and very easy to assemble. 6 each of 6 Magnetic Notepad designs and Display, $131.20 ($106.20 merchandise, $25.00 display). Magnetic Notepad Display is offset with 6 additional free Magnetic Notepads (a $39.00 retail value).
Display is 14 1/8"w x 7"d x 17"h with header
Mini Tray Display Package#99988 6 each of 9 Mini Tray designs and Countertop Display, $166.50
($121.50 merchandise, $45.00 display). Countertop Display cost is offset with 12 additional free Mini Trays (a $60.00 retail value).
Display measures 18"w x 9 1/4"d x 21"h
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DisplaysMulti-Product Countertop Display#99980 The perfect display for our Coin Purses, Flasks, Luggage Tags,
Sticky Notes or any combination of these products! Fill Countertop Display with any 12 styles of these products, and display cost of $45 will be offset with your choice of:
6freeCoinPurses(a$66.00retailvalue) 4freeFlasks(an$88.00retailvalue) 6freeLuggageTags(a$57.00retailvalue) 12freeStickyNotes(a$60.00retailvalue)
Display is 16 1/2"w x 12 3/4"d x 17"h with header
Coin Purse Display Package#99986 3 each of 12 Coin Purse designs and Countertop Display, $223.20
($178.20 merchandise, $45.00 display). Countertop Display cost is offset with 6 additional free Coin Purses (a $66.00 retail value).
Flask Display Package#99985 4 each of 12 Flask designs and Countertop Display, $522.60
($477.60 merchandise, $45.00 display). Countertop Display is offset with 4 additional free Flasks (an $88.00 retail value).
Luggage Tag Display Package#99983 6 each of 12 Luggage Tag designs and Countertop Display, $369.00
($324.00 merchandise, $45.00 display). Countertop Display is offset with 6 additional free Luggage Tags (a $57.00 retail value).
Sticky Note Display Package#99982 6 each of 12 Sticky Note designs and Countertop Display, $207.00
($162.00 merchandise, $45.00 display). Countertop Display is offset with 12 additional free Sticky Notes (a $60.00 retail value).
multi-product countertop
display
coin purse display
flask display
luggage tag display
sticky note display
Anne Taintor, Inc.137 Montague Street, Box 120 | Brooklyn, NY 11201tel: (718) 483-9312 or (888) 491-6467 | fax: (718) 483-9313 or (866) 289-0965www.annetaintor.com
All designs Anne Taintor, Inc.Anne Taintor and Vintage Revisited are trademarks owned by Anne Taintor, Inc.All rights reserved.
Printed in USA
termsOrder Minimums: Minimum opening order $150, and minimum reorder is $100. A handling charge of $7.50 will be added to all orders under the minimum.
Payment Terms: All opening orders must be prepaid by check or paid by credit card (MC/Visa/AmEx). Submit a completed credit application to request Net 30 terms on reorders. A service charge of 1.5% (18% per annum) will be applied on past due balances. Returned checks will be assessed a $25.00 service charge. Outstanding invoices may accrue finance, collection, court, and/or attorneys fees.
Delivery: Shipping is billed at cost, and our standard shipping method is via UPS Ground. Backorders over $50 will be shipped within 60 days of original ship date, and customer is responsible for additional freight charges. Backorders unable to be filled during this time and backorders under $50 will be cancelled.
Claims & Cancellations: All claims must be made within 5 days of receipt of merchandise. Return for credit accepted if resulting from shipping error, or if product is received damaged. No returns accepted for product that has been labeled and/or is shop worn. No returns accepted without prior authorization from Anne Taintor, Inc. Return of product instructions will be given with the RA#. All cancellations must be in writing, and cancellations received less than two weeks prior to ship date will incur a 20% restocking fee.
ATI 2015 CatalogWelcomeTable of Contents
NEW 30 Years of Laughter Scarf - 3NEW Spreader Sets - 5NEW Pill Compacts - 6Canvas Pouches - 16Cocktail Shakers - 24Coin Purses - 18-19Cosmetic Bags - 20-21Crew Socks - 14Emery Boards - 33Flasks - 26-27Floaty Pens - 40Full-Color Greeting CardsAll Occasion Cards - 50-53Birthday Cards - 41-49Thank You Cards - 55Wedding & Anniversary Cards - 54
Hostess Trays - 30Juice Glasses - 25Knee Socks - 15Lip Balms - 34Luggage Tags - 13Magnetic Notepads - 35Magnets - 7-12Mini Trays - 28-29Miss Taintor Mini Tissues - 31Miss Taintor Nail Files - 32Sticky Notes - 38-39Sticky To-Do Notes - 36-37Taintor Towels - 22-23Zip-Around Wallets - 17Displays - 56-61Terms & Contact Information
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