High German (noun)
W I N T E R M Ä R C H E N
A dark winter fairy tale. Commonly used as an
expression to describe the perfect winter’s day.
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B L A C K F O R E S TM A R T I N I
Beefeater gin, white cacoa, Sangue Morlacco
cherry, cranberry, cream & chocolate
G I N G E R B R E A DO L D F A S H I O N E D
Woodford Reserve bourbon, gingerbread, bitters
S P I C E D A P P L ES T R U D E L
Żubrówka Bison Grass vodka, Pedro Ximénez
sherry, apple, lemon, cinnamon
R H U B A R B &R A S P B E R R I S O U R
Slingsby Rhubarb gin, Absolut Raspberri vodka,
Aperol, lemon, aquafaba
K L E M E N T I N IDiablese Spiced Clementine rum, Cointreau,
orange, lemon, cinnamon foam
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A L L 9 . 5
A L B E R T ’ S E I S T E ESpecial iced Chai tea, Finders Sherbet Lemon vodka,
Tanqueray, Havana 3, Cointreau, lemon
P I N K G R A P E F R U I TP A L O M A
Olmeca Blanco tequila, lime juice,
Two Keys pink grapefruit
R A S P B E R R I R O Y A L EManchester Gin Raspberry, Absolut Raspberri
vodka, framboise, lime, vanilla,
Fever-Tree light tonic
B E A R H U N T E R H I G H B A L LJameson whiskey, Bärenjäger Honey liqueur,
lime, vanilla, Fever-Tree ginger ale
W I N T E R B E R R YP U N C H
Grey Goose Vanilla vodka, Finders Lemon & Lime gin,
Luxardo Sangue Morlacco, red berry iced tea,
lemon, ginger beer
W U N D E R B A R
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A P E R O L S P R I T ZAperol, prosecco, soda
E L D E R F L O W E R &W I L D R A S P B E R R Y
Didsbury Elderflower & Raspberry gin,
Chambord, St. Germain Elderflower liqueur,
lemon, raspberry, prosecco, soda
M A N D A R I N S P R I T ZTanqueray Flor de Sevilla, Mandarine Napoleon,
orange, Supasawa, prosecco, soda
R O S E & A P P L ES P R I T Z
Żubrówka Rose vodka, Manzana Verde,
apple, Supasawa, prosecco, soda
S T R AW B E R R YS P R I T Z
Puerto de Indias strawberry gin, Beefeater
Pink gin, cranberry, Supasawa, strawberry,
prosecco, soda
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P O R N S TA R M A R T I N I ABSOLUT VANILIA
E S P R E S S O M A R T I N I ABSOLUT
F R E N C H M A R T I N I CHAMBORD
M A R G A R I TA PATRÓN SILVER
D A I Q U I R I HAVANA 3
S T R AW B E R R Y D A I Q U I R I HAVANA 3
M A N H AT TA N WOODFORD RESERVE
M A R T I N I GREY GOOSE / STAR OF BOMBAY
O L D F A S H I O N E D WOODFORD RESERVE
N E G R O N I TANQUER AY NO.10
M O J I T O HAVANA 3
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SPE AK TO YOUR B AR TEN DER .
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L O W A L K O H O L
W H I T E P O R T & T O N I CGraham's White port, lemon, cucumber, Fever-Tree
Mediterranean tonic
N O A L K O H O L
V I R G I N M O J I T OApple, mint, lime, soda
N O A L K O H O L
S T R AW B E R R Y S O U RLyres Italian Orange, strawberry, lemon, cranberry
N O A L K O H O L
V I R G I N M A R T I N IPassionfruit, pineapple, vanilla, lime
S O F T S
FRITZ KOLA
RED BULL
COKE/ DIET COKE BOTTLE
TING
OLD JAM AICA GINGER BEER
SAN PELLEGRINO LIMONATA
SAN PELLEGRINO BLOOD OR ANGE
FEVER-TREE WHITE GR APE & APRICOT
FEVER-TREE ITALI AN BLOOD OR ANGE
TWO KEYS PINK GR APEFRUIT 200ml
TWO KEYS LEMON 200ml
CRODINO BITTER OR ANGE APERITIVO
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PILSNER URQUELLTHE WORLD’S FIRST PILSNER.
Brewed in Plzeň. Fresh, unpasteurised and
delivered direct from the brewery
in the Czech Republic every
single week.
V A C L A V B E R K O , B I E R M A S T E R .
P I L S N E R U R Q U E L L .
“Bier is always best in the cellar of the brewery, but
not everyone can get to the Czech Republic, so we
bring our brewery fresh pilsner to Albert's Schloss.
That's 1,500 miles every week to serve Manchester
the freshest pint of pilsner this side of the Danube.
Unpasteurised bier, must be drank within just
seven days. Then we bring you more!”
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T A P B I E R
PIL SNER URQUELLC Z E C H R E P U B L I C 4 . 4%
Brewed in Plzeň. Fresh, unpasteurised and delivered
direct from the brewery in the Czech Republic every
single week.
M ANCHE STER REINM A N C H E S T E R 4 . 5 %
German style pilsner, brewed in Manchester
to the German bier purity law.
PAUL ANER MUNICHG E R M A N Y 4 .9 %
Soft, round with grainy sweetness and low
bitterness. Easy drinking.
STIEGL GOLDBR AUA U S T R I A 5 %
Lighty toasted malt f lavours balanced with
noble hops. Clean and fresh.
DOR TMUNDER VIERG E R M A N Y 4%
Clean and fresh. Very quaffable.
KOZELC Z E C H R E P U B L I C 4%
Traditional lager with all the Bohemian
characteristics but lower in gravity.
K ROMBACHER PIL SG E R M A N Y 4 . 8 %
Light malt f lavours with a hint of spice from
noble hops. Crisp & refreshing.
BITBURGER K ELLERBIERG E R M A N Y 4 .9 %
Traditional German amber bier. Unpasturised
and unfiltered.
KOSTRITZER SCH WAR ZBIERG E R M A N Y 4 . 8 %
German dark lager made with roasted malt
and aromatic hops.
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T A P B I E R
B I E R F L I G H T S
3 FLIGHTS (3 X 1/3RDS)
6 FLIGHTS (6 X 1/3RDS)
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5 . 8
5 . 6
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FRÜH KOL SCHC O LO G N E 4 . 8 %
Pale fresh lager style bier brewed using top
fermenting ale yeast.
ERDINGER WEISSBR ÄUG E R M A N Y 5 . 3 %
Unfiltered, naturally cloudy. Made with
minimum 50% wheat.
SEVEN BRO7HERS E ASY IPAM A N C H E S T E R 4 .7 %
Easy IPA is crisp and aromatic. Lots of citrus
f lavours and fruity aromas.
FRÜLI STR AWBERRY SCHOONERB E L G I U M 4 . 5 %
Belgian witbier, made with wheat and
strawberries. Delicious speciality bier
from Ghent.
CAPLE ROAD CIDERE N G L A N D 5 . 2 %
Traditional full bodied f lavour from mature
apples and oak.
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AUGUSTINER EDEL STOFF 500ml
G E R M A N Y 5 . 6%
MENABRE A 330ml
I TA LY 4 . 8 %
BUDVAR 330ml
C Z E C H R E P U B L I C 5 %
PERONI 330ml
I TA LY 5 .1%
1936 BIERE 330ml
S W I T Z E R L A N D 4 .7 %
H ACK ER–PSCHORR K ELLERBIER 500ml
G E R M A N Y 5 . 5 %
STIEGL WEISSE 500ml
A U S T R I A 5 .1%
BACCHUS K RIEK 375ml
B E L G I U M 5 . 8 %
PAULANER HEFE WEISSE 500ml
LOW ALKOHOLG E R M A N Y 0 . 5 %
JEVER FUN 500ml
LOW ALKOHOLG E R M A N Y 0 . 5 %
MONGOZO 330ml
GLUTEN FREEB E L G I U M 5 %
CR ANE S R ASPBERRY &POMEGR ANATE CIDER 500ml
E N G L A N D 4%
WE STONS VINTAGE CIDER 500ml
E N G L A N D 8 . 2 %
5 . 6
5 . 3
5 . 3
5 . 3
5 . 5
7
5 . 5
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4 . 4
5 . 5
5 . 5
6 . 5
B O T T L E D B I E R
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WHILE THE WIND WI TH VAGR AN T FIFE ,
WHIP S THE FROZEN TR EE S TO LIFE .
IN THE WIN TER F OR E S T I C AN SEE
THE DAR K SH APE S BL OWING FR EE .
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P R O S E C C O / S PA R K L I N G
1 2 5ML / B TL
7 / 34
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60
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55
LE DOLCI COLLINE PROSECCOV E N E TO, I TA LY 11. 5 %
HENNERS BRUTE A S T S U S S E X , E N G L A N D 12 %
FERGHE T TINA FR ANCI ACOR TA BRUTLO M B A R D I A , I TA LY 12 . 5 %
FERGHE T TINA FR ANCI ACOR TA SATÈNLO M B A R D I A , I TA LY 12 . 5 %
FERGHE T TINA FR ANCI ACOR TAROSÉ BRUTLO M B A R D I A , I TA LY 12 . 5 %
HENNERS BRUT ROSÉE A S T S U S S E X , E N G L A N D 12 %
C H A M PA G N E
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MUM M CORDON ROUGEC H A M PAG N E , F R A N C E 12 %
BILLECAR T-SAL MON BRUT RÉ SERVEC H A M PAG N E , F R A N C E 12 %
VEU VE CLICQUO TC H A M PAG N E , F R A N C E 12 . 5 %
PERRIER JOUË T BELLE EPOQUEC H A M PAG N E , F R A N C E 12 %
LOUIS ROEDERER CRISTALC H A M PAG N E , F R A N C E 12 %
L AURENT PERRIE CU VÉEROSÉ BRUTC H A M PAG N E , F R A N C E 12 %
BILLECAR T-SAL MON BRUT ROSÉC H A M PAG N E , F R A N C E 12 . 5 %
ALPINE
ALPINE
ALPINE
A L B E R T ’ S S C H L O S S W I N T E R M Ä R C H E N 2 1
W H I T E W I N E
1 2 5ML ME ASUR E S AL SO AVAIL ABLE
175ML / 2 50ML / B TL
6 / 8 / 23
6.5 / 9 / 25
7.5 / 10 / 28
8 / 10.5 / 31
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CATARR AT TO,DA VERO BIOLOGICOS I C I LY, I TA LY 13 %
All-day classic from Palermo, Sicily.
PINO T GRIGIO,M ASTRI VERNACOLIT R E N TO, I TA LY 12 . 5 %
The mountains of Trentino help make this
a peach of a pinot grigio.
SAU VIGNON BL ANC,DOM AINE DU PRÉ BARONLO I R E , F R A N C E 13 . 5 %
‘New-world' style made by 'old-world'
winemakers. Fresh, and sophisticated.
RIE SLING,GYMNASIUM FRITZ WILLIM O S E L , G E R M A N Y 11%
Will change your opinion on rieslings.
Named after the Jezuits school’s gym they
helped build. No need to use the gymnasium
to drink this, and much more enjoyable.
GRÜNER VELTLINER ,FR ANZ & FRIENDSK R E M S TA L , A U S T R I A 12 . 5 %
The very passionate Franz Turk and his
friends got together to produce this fine
example of Austria's most drunk white.
G AVI DEL COMUNE DI G AVI, SANTA SER AFFAP I E M O N T E , I TA LY 12 %
Looking out to sea drinking this extremely
well-balanced Gavi is one of life's greatest
pleasures. As we're not by the sea, enjoy the
wine and let it take you there.
ALPINE
ALPINE
ALPINE
ALPINE
A L B E R T ’ S S C H L O S S W I N T E R M Ä R C H E N 2 3
W H I T E W I N E
B TL
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44
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50
MUSCADE T,DOM AINE DE L A COMBEVIEILLE S VIGNE SLO I R E , F R A N C E 12 %
‘Vieilles Vignes' (old vines) are used
to give additional body and character to
this classy, clean wine.
GR AUBURGUNDER(PINO T GRIS),ME SSMER MUSCHELK ALKP FA L Z , G E R M A N Y 12 . 5 %
The winemakers play Miles Davis to the wine
to give added character. We think Mr Davis
would be very happy with the result.
PINO T GRIGIO,RULENDIST R E N TO, I TA LY 13 %
Voted the best Pinot Grigio in the world.
Serious PG for grown ups.
SANCERRE ,DOM AINE MICHEL GIR ARDLO I R E , F R A N C E 13 . 5 %
Pure Sancerre, expressive and
very enjoyable.
CH ARDONNAY,M ASO TORE SELL AT R E N TO , I TA LY 13 %
A classic, powerhouse chardonnay,
with the added complexities of being
grown in the mountains.
ALPINE
ALPINE
ALPINE
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R E D W I N E
1 2 5ML ME ASUR E S AL SO AVAIL ABLE
175ML / 2 50ML / B TL
6 / 8 / 23
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7.5 / 10 / 28
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35
BARBER A,AR ALDICAP I E M O N T E , I TA LY
Smooth as Victoria's royal gowns,
and with as much character.
MERLO T,DOM AINE M AS BAHOUR ATG A R D, F R A N C E
Super-quaffable example of France's
most planted grape.
G A M AY,U VA NON GR ATALYO N , F R A N C E 13 %
Philip the Bold tried to kill off gamay in the
14th Century. We're very grateful he didn't.
Bold but comfortable red-fruit.
M ALBEC,CH ÂTE AU PINER AIEC A H O R S , F R A N C E 13 . 5 %
5th generation winemaker sisters Anna
and Emmanuelle show off this classic
grape with style.
CÔ TE S DU RHÔNE VILL AGE S,'LE S CO TE AU X'R H Ô N E , F R A N C E 13 . 5 %
The sun rises over Mont Ventoux onto
the hill-top estate in southern Rhône.
A daily reminder of the tasks of making
this fabulous wine for the village.
CHI ANTI,UGGI ANO FAGI ANOT U S C A N Y, I TA LY 13 . 5 %
Complex, yet charming Chianti perfect after
a hard day foraging in the Tuscan forests.
ALPINE
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R E D W I N E
B TL
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44
50
52
55
SAINT-ÉMILION,CH ÂTE AU MILON'CU VÉE CAPRICE'B O R D E A U X , F R A N C E 13 . 5 %
Plush claret with super-dignified body.
Soul mate of Sunday roasts.
PINO T NOIR ,BRUSAFERT R E N TO, I TA LY 13 %
Super elegant pinot noir from the slopes
of the Dolomites.
VALPOLICELL ARIPASSO SUPERIORE ,PR À MOR ANDINAV E N E TO, I TA LY 14 . 5 %
Prà make serious wines. Like meeting
David Bowie in your glass. Character
and tons of elegance.
Z WEIGELT,SEPP MOSER RE SERVEB U R G E N L A N D, A U S T R I A 13 . 5 %
The Moser family have been making
outstanding Austrian wines for
generations. This unusual grape
shows some of their greatest work.
A M ARONE DELL AVALPOLICELL A,MONTRE SOR ' SATINATO'V E N E TO, I TA LY 15 %
Montresor have been making
internationally recognised wines
since 1892. This uber-classy Amarone
will take you to Verona on a cloud of
deep red velvet.
ALPINE
ALPINE
ALPINE
ALPINE
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R O S É W I N E
175ML / 2 50ML / B TL
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CHI ARE T TO,PAL A ZZI ROSATOP I E M O N T E , I TA LY 12 . 5 %
Berries, cherries and sunshine.
CÔ TE S DU RHÔNE ROSÉ ,'LE S CERISIERS'R H Ô N E , F R A N C E 13 %
Perfect in the rose garden with
strawberries and cream.
CÔ TE S DEPROVENCE ROSÉ ,RI M AURE SQ CRU CL ASSÉP R OV E N C E , F R A N C E 13 %
Classé customer, as good as
Provence can be.
1 2 5ML ME ASUR E S AL SO AVAIL ABLE
ALPINE
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T A B L E S E R V E SB Y T H E B O T T L E
V O D K A
Served with Fever-Tree tonic water,
plus your choice of Coca-Cola, lemonade or juice.
Garnished with lemons & limes.
ABSOLUT 40% 125
ABSOLUT ELY X 42.3% 140
GREY GOOSE 40% 155
G I N
Served with Fever-Tree tonic water,
raspberries, pink grapefruit and juniper.
BEEFE ATER 40% 125 BEEFE ATER 2 4 45% 140
TANQUER AY 10 47.3% 155
R U MServed with Coca-Cola, your choice of juice,
plus ginger beer and Ting. Garnished with
orange, mint, and limes.
H AVANA CUBAN SPICED 35% 125 H AVANA 3 YE AR 40% 125
H AVANA 7 YE AR 40% 140
W H I S K E YServed with Coca-Cola and your choice of
mixer, with orange, bitters, maraschino
cherries and sugar cubes.
JA ME SON IRISH 40% 125 CHI VAS REG AL SCO TCH 40% 155
GENTLEM AN JACK BOURBON 40% 155
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T H E S C H L O S S A R Y
LE AR N TO SPE AK THE QUEEN ’ S ENGLISH:
ARFARFAN'ARF“Look at him, he’s definitely
arf’arf’an’arf.” (A term to describe
drunken people. Meaning he has had
many ‘arfs,’” or half-pints of booze).
JA M MIE ST BIT OF JA M“This place is full of the jammiest bit
of jam.” (Very attractive people).
DOING THE BE AR“Check out those two doing the
bear.” (Courting or dating that
involves hugging).
NOSE B AGGER“Young Michael never shares. He’s
such a nose bagger.” (Someone who
comes to the party but brings his
own provisions. Doesn’t share or
contribute to the group).
CHURCH–BELL“Lady Lill is a right church-bell.”
(A talkative woman).
BENJO“We’re having a benjo. We’re having
a ball.” (Slang for “A riotous holiday,
a noisy day in the streets).
CHUCK ABOO“Grab your chuckaboos and meet
Isabel at Schloss.” (A nickname
for your closest friends).
DADDLE S“Keep those daddles to yourself.”
(A delightful way to refer to your
rather boring hands).
B AGS O’ MYSTERY“Gordon Bennett what’s in them
bags of mystery.” (Sausages,
“because no man but the maker
knows what is in them...”).
G AS–PIPE S“Cor Blimey! Jack’s got some
serious gas-pipes on him.”
(Especially tight pants).
FLY RINK“Have you seen that guys f ly rink?”
(A polished bald head).
BUT TER UPON B ACON“Are you going to put lace over
the feather, isn't that rather
butter upon bacon?” (Too much
extravagance).
ALBER T, VIC TOR I A AND ALL THOSE VIC TOR I ANS PR E T T Y MUCH
IN VEN TED SL ANG . HER E’ S A FE W DICK ENSI AN PHR ASE S
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S AYH A L L O,
N O T A U FW I E D E R S E H E N
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