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20 Problems Only A Fallout Gamer
Will Understand
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Thankstoitsmixoftongueincheekhumouranddark,compellingworld,theFalloutserieshas
proventobeatrulybelovedsaga.Aswittyastheyareaddictive,theFalloutgameshavebeen
entertaininggamersoverthecourseofthreedecades.ThesandboxnatureoftheFalloutseries
allowsforanalmostlimitlessnumberofcrazyhappeningsandplayerdrivennarrativesthatmake
the variouswastelands a totaljoy to explore.Of course, these hugeworlds filledwith quirky
characters, deadlylocations and disgusting creatures bring withthemthe potential for some
hilariousproblemsunlikethoseseen inanyothervideogameseries. Inanattempttoeasethe
tortuouswait for Fallout 4, heres a list of 20 problems that only Fallout fans could possibly
understand.Warneverchanges
20. You Accidentally Hit Someone, Now Fawkes
Has Lasered An Entire Town To Death
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AsmuchaswelovehavingFawkesasacompanionhecouldbeabittriggerhappy.Likeeveryother
companion,hellgoberserkifyousomuchastapsomeoneonthearm,andhisgatlinglaserwas
pronetocausingexcesscollateral.
19. You Cant Sleep Because Enemies Are
Apparently) Nearby
Whatdoyoumeanyoucantrestbecauseenemiesarenearby?Theresnothingformiles!Aaaand
nowtherestwentyferalghoulscreepingupfrombehind.
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18. You Got Addicted To Drugs While Clearing
Out Your Inventory
Whatsthebestwayofclearingoutyourinventorybecauseyoureencumbered?Dropthatmissile
launcher?Getridofafewofthose200grenades?Nah,bestjustswalloweverysingledrugyou
own.Nothingbadcouldpossiblyhappen,right?
17. And Now Youre Selling Childrens
Toys For Caps
Aftergettingaddictedtoacocktailofdrugs,youneedsomewayofgettingyourhandsonsome
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more. Fortunately, theMegaton drug dealer apparently accepts teddy bears and toy cars as
paymentforyournextdoseofJet.
16. You Blew Up Megaton And Felt Terrible
Inabsolutefairness,blowingupMegatonwillresultinyoubeinggivenaluxurysuite,whilesaving
thetownrewardsyouwithadirtyshack.ArenttheFalloutgamessupposedtobelieveinkarma?
15. Youre Awful At Modern Music, But You
Know Every Word To Several Ink Spots Songs
Exploringthedesolationanddecapitatingraidersjustwouldntbethesamewithoutthedulcet
tonesofsomeofthefinestmusicthe40shadtooffer.AlongwiththeamazingInkSpotsclassics,
hasanyonemanagedtogetbongo,bongo,bongohedontwanttoleavetheCongooutoftheir
headsyet?
14. You Spent So Long Modding Fallout That
You Were Too Tired To Play
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LongnightswerespentmoddingtheFalloutgamestobemorerealistic,ortofeatureprettierskies.
Withtheeffortofmoddingthem,andtryingtofixtheconstantcrashes,whothehellhastheenergy
toactuallyplaythegameafterwardsthough?
13. No Radio On Skyrim Literally
Unplayable
SkyrimwasclearlyjustFalloutwithmagic.Itwasagoodgame,butitwouldvebeensomuchbetter
ifBethesdaintroducedRiftenNewsRadio,bringingusthegreatestbardsovertheair.Whocares
aboutimmersionorrealism,jeez.
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12. If You See Someone Wearing Clothes You
Like, Youve Already Planned Their Murder
Whatsthemost importantobjective inaFalloutgame?Savingyour father?Nah.Purifyingthe
irradiatedriversandlakes?Nope.Itsallabout lookinglikethemosthip,gorgeousvaultdweller
outthere,nomatterhowmanymountainsofcorpsesneedclimbing.
11. It Still Feels Weird Having Accurate
Weapons In FPS Games
OneofthestaplesoftheFalloutseries isthatyourstatsheavily influenceeverything, including
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howaccurateyouarewithweapons.Afterhundredsofhoursofgettingusedtomissingmolerats
atpointblankrage,itfeelslikeadecadentluxurytogotoanotherFPSgameandhaveweapons
thatactuallyhittheirtargetseverytime.
10. Three Dog Is Still Howling In Your Head
Thisoneneedsnoexplanation.HeyniftyAmerica, itsme,yourPresident, JohnHenHahaa,
gotcha!ThreeDoghere,howseveryonedoin?NOTHREEDOGYOUDIDNTGETUS,STOPTRYING
TOBEFUNNYANDPLAYBUTCHERPETE.
9. No Matter How Many Simpacks, Youre Gonna
Drink Out Of That Toilet To Heal Up
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Forsomereason,nomatterhowdisgustingthesource,waterisoneofthemosteffectivewaysof
healingup.Becauseitmakesperfectsensetotakedamagefromdrowning,drinksomewater,then
bebacktofullhealth,obviously.
8. Youve Got 100 Weapons, But Only Use Two
Fromshotgunsandlaserrifles,toflamethrowersandpistols,youveamassedtheUnitedStates
largestcollectionofpostapocalypticweaponry.WhenyouvegottheDeathclawGauntletandthe
Firelancethough,whybotherusinganythingelse?
7. You Have A Small Heart Attack Whenever A
Feral Ghoul Creeps Up On You
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Behonest.Youve almosthad somebowelrelated accidentsmore thanoncewhilenavigating
Fallout3ssewersandundergroundtrainnetworks.Particularlywhenplayingwithheadphones,
theresnothingworsethanthatlittlepitterpatterofrunning,beforethenightmareinducinggargle
inyourear.
6. And Entered Cardiac Arrest When Meeting
Your First Deathclaw
Feralghoulsarenothingthough,comparedtotheterrorofyourfirstDeathclaw.Upuntilthatpoint,
just about every enemy might have been numerous, or tanky, but never unsurmountable.
Deathclawsthough,soakupyourbulletslikeaspongeandaremorethancapableofendingyour
lifewithoneterribleswipe.
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5. Having To Save Before And After Everything
Ever
Oh,soyoudontlikenewcomersdoyou?Onemomentplease.[GameSaved].BAM.Howdoesit
feelnothavingahead?[SaveFileLoaded].Hithere,yesIwouldliketoacceptthisquestandthe
rewardsthatgowithit,thanks!
4. Your Weapons Break At The Worst Possible
Moments
Falloutsweaponrymightbepowerful,butitsalsohorrificallyunreliable.Naturally,yourgunswill
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haveatendencytobreakorjamattheworstpossiblemoments,usuallywhentheresaDeathclaw
cominginforahug.
3. You Still Desperately Scour The Internet
For Fallout 4 Info
Theres been leaks, industry rumours, hoaxes and speculation, butalmost nothinghas been
officiallysharedregardingFallout4.Thathasntstoppedyouspendinghoursdesperatelysearching
theinternetfortheslightestscrapsofinformationthough.
2. You Compulsively Pick Up Every Bit Of
Rubbish, No Matter How Pointless
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No,youprobablydontneedthatsmallburntbook.Andno,thereprobably isntmuchpoint in
carryingtwofullyrepairedMiniguns.Falloutbringsoutthehoarder inallofusthough,and its
impossiblenottostepinaroomandtakeanythingthatisntbolteddown.
1. Just About Every Other Game Has
Been Ruined For You
Whats thepoint inotheropenworldRPGs, if theydont feature thewit,awesome lore,and
compellingatmosphereofFallout?Theapocalypticseriesmanagedtodigitsclawsinfromdayone,
andothergamesjusthaventfeltthesameeversince.
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