YTM "Viral Anonymous"(Short Version)

byAaron Downes

FADE IN:

INT. VIRAL ANONYMOUS MEETING ROOM - DOOR

A paper is taped to the door that reads: VIRAL ANONYMOUS.

WOMAN’S VOICE (O.S.)Please grab the hand of the person next to you.

INT. VIRAL ANONYMOUS MEETING ROOM - NIGHT

A support group of YouTube celeb look-alikes hold hands. A female MODERATOR leads the chant.

MODRepeat after me.

ALL(chanting)

It’s not my fault. It’s not my fault I did not go viral. I do not have control over YouTube.

DEEP VOICE (O.S.)Sorry guys.

TAY ZONDAY (without his glasses) is one of the member of the group.

TAYI thought this was YouTube’s Billion Hitters Club ball.

Tay gets up and puts his glasses on. A collective GASP is heard around the circle.

TAY (CONT’D)Can you believe I’ve been sitting here for 45 minutes and just realized that.

JENNY (Jenna Marbles) fidgets in her seat.

JENNYYouTube superstar Tay Zonday! Triggers going wild! Must vlog!

Jenny takes a hidden iPhone from her sock and records Tay.

MOD(appaled at the phone)

No Jenny! You’ve been clean for six months!

TAYIf you guys really want to know my secret, I had help from YTM.

A fat MAN in a Tron outfit pipes in.

TRON BOYAre they the guardians of cyber space?

TAYNo they just create and impliment my viral video campaigns while keeping all my fans connected through social networking.

MODMr. Zonday is clearly in denial. YouTube can’t be cracked.

TRON BOYShe’s right. Their algorithms are far too complex!

TAYYTM can, and the results have been as delicious as a typhoon of --

(singing)Chocolate Rain!

Everyone except Shane and the Moderator follow Tay like the pied piper.

MODOkay who’s up for some roll playing?

The only member left is stuck in a full body cast.

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