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Your free Trick or Treat Halloween JokesWARNING. These jokes are really scary

What is a sCARECROW'S FAVOURITE FRUIT?

STRAW-BERRIES.

What happens when a ghost blows HIs nose?

He looks at the boo-gers.

What do ghosts wear when their eyesight gets blurred?

Spook-tacles.

Who did Dracula take to the school dance?

His ghoul friend.

WHAT DID ONE BAT SAY TO THE OTHER?

LET'S HANG AROUND TOGETHER.

WHo WAS THE BEST DANCER AT THE HALLOWEEN PARTY?

THE BOOGEYMAN!

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A GHOST GETS LOST IN THE FOG?

HE IS MIST.

What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?

Boo boos.

What DO BIRDS SAY AT HALLOWEEN?

TRICK OR TWEET.

What's the first thing ghosts dowhen they get in a car?

They boo-kle their seatbelts.

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What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?

Squash.

Why are ghosts so happy when they're in an elevator?

It lifts their spirits.

What DO GHOSTS EAT FOR DINNER?

SPOOKETTI.

What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!

What is the most important subject a witchlearns in school?

SPELLING.

What DO WITCHES USE IN THEIR HAIR?

SCARE-SPRAY.

What do GHOSTS EAT FOR BREAKFAST?

BOO-BERRIES.

What DO GHOSTS WEAR TO FORMAL PARTIES?

BOO-TIES.

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