You might be a school You might be a school teacherteacherIFIF

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You have no time for life from Jan to DecYou have no time for life from Jan to Dec

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You want to slap the next person who says “ It You want to slap the next person who says “ It must be nice to work from 8 to 3 and have long must be nice to work from 8 to 3 and have long school holidays”school holidays”

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When in public you feel this urge to talk to When in public you feel this urge to talk to strange children and correct behaviourstrange children and correct behaviour

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Refer to adults as boys and girlsRefer to adults as boys and girls

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You encourage your spouse by telling them they You encourage your spouse by telling them they are a “Good Helper”are a “Good Helper”

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You ever had your profession slammed by You ever had your profession slammed by someone who never dreams of doing your jobsomeone who never dreams of doing your job

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Meeting a child’s parent instantly answers the Meeting a child’s parent instantly answers the question “ why is this kid like this “question “ why is this kid like this “

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You believe “extremely annoying” should have its You believe “extremely annoying” should have its own box in a report cardown box in a report card

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You know a hundred good reasons for being lateYou know a hundred good reasons for being late

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You don’t want children of your own , cause there You don’t want children of your own , cause there isn't a name you can hear that wouldn't elevate isn't a name you can hear that wouldn't elevate your blood pressureyour blood pressure