XiaoXiao the Necromancer

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XiaoXiao the Necromancer

You may have heard many horrifyingstories and watched many movies too. But,this story about the dead is not the sameThis story isHappy!!! Happy, happy,happy!!!

As Xiaoxiao was strolling to school, hismind was thinking, I wonder if Aizaz wouldcatch me in it today. Anyways Ill try to win

the bet. Im probably going to lose. Ah well!

When I arrived at school, sure enough, therewas Aizaz waiting for me to come on the

grass where I was venerable. He had a smileon his face.


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Sure enough, I was sent home with me beingit. I was one of the slowest running people.

Suddenly, I saw a man in a jacket. He turnedto me and said, Fat one! Come here! Iinstantly obeyed. Though his face wascovered, I was not afraid. He took me to asewer and said, Go in. Ive been waiting.

My thoughts racedshould I go with thisman or not, yes, no, yes, no, ah! I dontknow, so Ill just go! So I followed himdown the sewer. We fell and fell and felluntil we reached ground. It was dark like a

blanket surrounding us. Then lights flickeredon. The man walked to a table and said, Sitdown fat one. Next, he took out a potionout of his pocket. Drink this, hedemanded. Ok I said. After I drank it, Ithought hmm, this tastes like blood wait a

sec! This is blood! Why the heck did youmake me drink blood? I asked. I dontknow, cause I felt like it? Anyway, lets get


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down to business. I want you to turn into anecromancer just like me. Ok? Ok, I

agreed. But how? I asked. Just close youreyes, and think you are one, and you areone." He said. So I thought really hard.Suddenly the man said, Ok, you are one.The only thing you know is to summon the

dead. Others you have to learn on yourown! Ok I agreed. And the mysteriousguy teleported me to my house. So you seethats how I became a necromancer. Nowthe story begins! Muahahahahahaha!

As I set out into the lands I have never seen,I walked into a town, where I saw a gang of

bullies that were beating up another child.So I threw a five-dollar bill and they went tograb it. They were fighting over it. When itwas over, they all fainted. I helped up the

poor person and asked him what his namewas. He said My name is Tracy Li, and I


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am the math nerd in my school. So, doyou want to go to a place to fight bad people

with me? I asked. Ok said Tracy, thenerd. So we set out into the lands and wemet another person that looked just likeTracy. We found him fainted, so we tookhim to our camp and a few hours later, he

woke up. What is your name? I asked.My name is Austin Li, and I suck atsports. Ok, that was too much for one day.

First, I met a nerd, and then I met a person

thats not good with sports, what next? I

thought.

The next morning, we went on and into aforest where we found a cave. So, I toldTracy to go in. He went in and in and inuntil he fell! So, we had to stay and fix his

bones. At midnight, two big goblins cameand they attacked us. First, Austin used hishead to bump into one goblins stomach.


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The goblin tripped. Next, the other goblinran to us, and Tracy threw a rock at the

goblins foot, the goblin tripped, and fell ona sharp stone and died. Next, I summoned askeleton, and the skeleton put his handthrough the first goblin, and the first goblindied.

The next morning, we celebrated with threepeaches and three scrambled eggs. After wefinished, we went out of the forest with themoney of the goblins. Then suddenly Austin

found a dagger for Tracy and himself.

We went on for days and days, and wefinally found three people with their

protectors. One was with a knight, an orc,and a tiger. The orc charged at Austin, andAustin dodged aside and stabbed the orc inthe arm. The tiger charged at Xiaoxiao, andthe tiger bit off Xiaoxiaos foot, then, he was


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very mad, so he summoned a skeleton, andtook the skeletons foot. Then he ordered it

to attack the tiger. He took of five of hisfingers and threw them at the tiger. One hitthe tigers head, the others bounced off thewall and hit the orc, in the head and killed it.But the knight charged up a big fireball and

fired it at us. This is the part where Tracycomes in use. He quickly read one of hisbooks, and his brain generated power, andhis mouth shot out the counter attack, waterthat shot the fireball and the knight. Those

people were defeated. You may havedefeated us today but you will not winagain, said one of them, and they left, witha note. It said:you may have defeated us,but we will meet again, at the Town of Cool

People. Heres a bag of gold for your good

sportsmanship. Suddenly, a bag of gold fellon top of Austins head, and he fainted!


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Soon, we arrived at the City of Koreans.First, we went to a store to buy some

weapons for Austin and Tracy. Austin gotThe Sword of Not Good at Sports PeopleSword. Tracy got a book of counter spellsand spells level 1. As we were walking out,we saw some Korean dudes playing soccer.

We went to talk to one of them and he said,My name is Andrew, I am better thanAustin and Tracy at defense and offence. SoI thought ok, we could use a person likethat! Now that we had Andrew on our team,

we went on to the White Plains. Suddenly,we met four giant bees. First one of the beescame for Austin, he slashed wildly, andaccidentally cut his stomach and the beestung him, now he has a big spot on hisstomach. Next, Andrew jumped and used hisscary shoes to kick one of the bees, and itdied. Then, Xiaoxiao revived a dead bee,and the bees fought each other. While that


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was happening, Tracy was reading his book,and he lifted his head, and he shot a flame-

thrower at both bees, and they both died.

As we went through the plains, we met threedudes standing there with their protectors.One had a skeleton, one had a zombie, and

the last one had a dinosaur. The zombiecame running and tried to punch Andrew,but Andrew slid, and tripped the zombie. Itfell on top of Tracy. The skeleton took offits head and threw it at Xiaoxiao. Then,

Xiaoxiao summoned a skeleton to block itfor him. The skull tipped of my skeleton,and knocked Tracy unconscious. Austinthrew the sword into the air and the swordfell through the skull, the zombie, andTracy! The skeleton retrieved its skull, tookoff its arm, and used it to whack offAndrews hair, now Andrew looked bald.He jumped up and used his scary shoes to


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crack the skeletons head. Then, he took therest of the skeletons body and riped it apart,

and then he went insane, so we had to knockhim out. So, Tracys ribs was broken,

Andrew went insane, so all we had left is

Austin and me. Suddenly, the dinosaur camecharging at Austin, and Austin slid under the

dinosaur, and used his Sword of Not Goodat Sports Peoples Sword to cut off to two ofthe Dinosaurs legs, but the bad part wasthat the dinosaur fell on Austin! So, Isummoned a Skeleton and told it to rip off

ten toes, and five fingers to throw them atthe dinosaur. They all went through his butthole and went out of his head! The dinosaurdied. One of them said, You may havedefeated us today, but you will not again!and they disappeared, but they left a note:

Dear fat one and his companions, we will

fight again in the City of Nerds, hometown

of Tracys. Here is a summoning spell for


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Xiaoxiao and for your good sportsmanship.

Suddenly, a note fell from the sky. Xiaoxiao

caught it. It said: Summoning spell level 1:one zombie. So thats a spell earned byXaioxiao!

So, we went through the plains and into a

swamp, where Andrew and Austin woke up.Then I took out Tracys broken rib, andreplaced it with the skeletons rib (The one Isummoned). And Andrew was not insaneanymore. It was late, so we set up camp.

Later that night, we went investigating theswamp. Suddenly, Tracy fell into quick-sand! Then Austin tried to save Tracy, buthe fell in quicksand too! So I summoned azombie to drink the quicksand and Austin,and Tracy were free, all thanks to me! ThenAustin saw something below the quicksand

place, and he discovered a hole! So we went


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investigating. When we went inside thecave, and turned on our flashlight, Tracy

went, Look! I read about this place in theBook of Nerds! There is something calledthe ten-ninety beads here! Come ten-ninety

beads, join the nerds and we shall rule theworld! Suddenly, there was a bead

necklace, and it fell into Tracys hand!Tracy was so excited, that he fainted! Whata nerd! I thought! Then Austin says, Looktheres something in the wall! then he

pulled the thing out of the way, and it was a

sword that was not used for a long time! OnThe sword it said: The Sword of Lightning.Then in the corners, Andrew found spikesfor his scary shoes! Last of all, on the wallswere symbols that taught you how to

perform some spells and I learned:summon1 dinosaur: level 1. Suddenly a dark shadowappeared, and wanted to fight us for stealinghis things. First, Andrew tried kicking the


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shadow, but he went right through theshadow, and then the shadow used its mouth

to suck in Andrew! Then Austin takes hisSword of Not Good at Sports PeoplesSword and tries to slash the shadow, but itdidnt work! So the shadow swallowedAustin! Lastly, I summoned a dinosaur, and

told it to charge at the shadow, but theshadow, swallowed the dinosaur and me! Soit was up to Tracy. He thought it is up to menow! So, he read his book and pointed, histen-ninety beads at the shadow, and the

shadow became his! He then releasedAndrew and Xiaoxiao, but he kept Austininside. He made the shadow do jumping

jacks and summersaults, and Austin threwup! Finally, Tracy got bored and releasedAustin.

So on we went through the swamp, andsuddenly we came upon a river. There stood


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three mermen. They said, If you defeat us,you may enter the cave within the river. If

you lose, we will decide what to do withyou. So I thought hmm, we could fightthem, they arent that strong, and we have

gotten better. So I decided to fight them.First, the first merman came charging with a

pitchfork. Andrew jumped behind themerman, kicked it in the back, and themerman fell. The second merman camecharging with a battle-ax at Austin. ThenXiaoxiao summoned a dinosaur to protect

Austin. Then the dinosaur came charging atthe merman with the battle-ax. The mermanstuck his ax in the dinosaurs head, and thedinosaur died. These three are hard! Noneof them died yet! Then suddenly, all threemermen put their weapons together andformed a big, big, big blue sword!!! Theyslashed at us, and I thought we would die,

but Tracy formed a shied with his ten-ninety


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beads and said, Go! This shied cant holdforever! No! I wont let you die!! You

have to! yelled Austin, and took me andAndrew and ran into the cave of the river.Ah! yelled Tracy. So we swam and swamand swam and swam and swamandswam Until we finally reached the

surface of the cave! Tracy wasnt here, andwe were separated! So we went inside thecave, and the cave was filled with deadskeletons and rotten flesh. We walked forhours and hours until we finally found an

exit!!

When we went out of the cave, therewas a sign that said: The City of Cool peopleare just a mile away. So we went on and onuntil we saw a tribe of five coyotes. Theylooked at us and, two of them charged at us.First Austin jumped up and tried to slash atthe first coyote, but the coyote moved aside,


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and Austin smashed his head, and it wasopen and bleeding! Then Andrew chargedb

at one of them, I summoned a dinosaur tohelp Andrew. When Andrew kicked thecoyote, his spikes made the coyote bleed and

blinded my dinosaur, and the dinosaurcrazily charged at Andrew because it

couldnt see. They both fell unconscious.Then one more of the four remainingcoyotes charged at me. Then I summoned a

bee, and the bee stung that thing on hishead! It was super funny, it seemed like it

hurt! Then I summoned a skeleton to finishmy bees job. Then the three remainingcoyotes combined into a three-headedenormous coyote! It charged at me, and Isummoned a skeleton, and told it to take ofits head and throw it at the coyote. The headfell on the ground, and the coyote tripped!When it fell, the space between his neckscracked open!! It was funny! I took some


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blood from it, and poured it on Austinscracked head, at the head closed together.

We went for another half an hour and wearrived in the City of Cool People. Meanwhile at Tracys place

He was carried in handcuffs byshadows to a big arena, with millions ofshadows watching him suffer. When theylocked Tracy in the chains, Tracy said,These people came to see me beg for

mercy, but I will not! Fool, said one ofthe shadows You will beg for mercy, Ipromise you. And those people will see youbegging for it! Then, suddenly, electricitycame through the chains and into Tracys

body and his body went on fire!Ahhhhhhh! yelled Tracy. Then, after theyhad fun, they took off Tracys clothes andthe shadow took a big stick, with a fire mark


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in front with many patterns on it and beforehe pushed it on Tracys chest, he said,

Tracy, you will now be given the mark ofshame! Then, there were cheers! Theshadow pushed it onto Tracys chest, andTracy yelled, Ahhhhhhhh!!! Mean whileat Xiaoxiaos place

We arrived at the City of Cool People,and the streets were filled with millions of

people! We wondered around and we founda shop, and Austin, Andrew and I went

shopping. There, Austin bought a clarinet,Andrew bought a soccer ball, and I bought agorilla-summoning spell. We walked for awhile, and then we saw some people playingsoccer! Then Andrew saw that they were hisfriends! So we went to have some fun! I,Tracy, and two of Andrews friends were ona team. (This was a different Tracy. TheTracy we know just happened to have the


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same name). Austin, Andrew and two otherpeople were on a team. I played defense, and

one of Tracys friends played goalie. Tracyand his friend played very hard. And I hadvery good defensive skills and stoledAndrews ball more than three times! And Istoled Austins ball more than two times! At

half time, Austins team was winning by onepoint. Then, Austin took me to buy a cokebecause he had a cap the same as my cokethat said you won a one-liter coke! So I got acoke, and Austin got a FREE 1 liter coke!!

After half time, Tracys team was tied withAustins team. Four to Four. After that, Iblocked, some more, and Tracy and Austinand Andrew made some more shots. Whatwas frustrating was that Andrew made shotsfrom far away, so we couldnt block! At thelast moment, we were tied seven to seven,and then nobody scored for a long time, andthen Tracy kicked it, Andrew blocked it, but


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it rolled back in! So we won!! Then wekicked the ball around for a while. Austin

made three shots in the game, and Tracymade two shots in the game.

So we went on and on looking for the threepeople. Then we heard strange voices that

came from down the street, near the bridge.So we went there, and suddenly three peopleappeared with their protectors, a tiger, anorc, and a knight!

You may have defeated us back then. Butwe will not lose again! said one of them.Then, the tiger charged at Austin, Austintried to blow his clarinet, but it wouldntwork! After a few more quick tries, hefinally, remembered that he forgot to buy areed! Then the tiger bit off Austins feet, andhands, and his head! But, Austin didnt die,and his head went spinning around the


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whole place! Then, Andrew kicked thesoccer ball, and it hit the tiger on the head

and Austins head by accident! They bothfainted. Next, the orc charged at us, but ittripped and fell on Andrew and theytumbled down where the sidewalk ends. So,it was up to me to defeat the knight! The

knight charged up a nuclear ball, andlaunched it at me! I quickly summoned oneskeleton, one zombie, one dinosaur, and onegorilla to protect me. After they died, Isummoned a gorilla and it pushed the knight

into his master, then I summoned a dinosaurto keep them dead! When they weredefeated, a note came from the sky: we willnot give you anything! You have to defeat

twenty-five of us to fight our boss. You will

fight another one of us in the Town of nerds.

There is also a code for the sword of

lightling. Here is one of the letters: T. the

letters given to you are in order. Thanks


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very much! I was so happy to show Austin!So I went walking and I was daydreaming,

and I fell off where the sidewalk ends! I fellinto the black hole Andrew and Austin fellin

Soon, I woke up and I was in the

arena where Tracy was tortured, and I wasin chains with Austin and Andrew. (Austinsbody was repaired.) Then, the chains sentelectricity through my body! I was fried andI tasted very good, and the shadows jumped

up and wanted to eat me. But their leadersent electricity through their bodies and theywere paralyzed. They just stood therewatching, and Austin and Andrew weretoasted. Next, the shadow took the big stickwith the mark of shame on it and put it onmy body, but my fat protected me so I wasnot hurt, but Austin and Andrew were. Thenwe were stuck in the same dungeon as


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Tracy. We didnt have our weapons, butthey could not take away my ability of

necromancy. So I summoned a dinosaur andtold it to charge at the door. When it did, thedoor would not bust open. Then I triedsummoning a skeleton, and I used one of its

bones to unlock the lock. But that didnt

work! Then Tracy said, Theres no use intrying. The door wont open. I tried it amillion times already. So we were stuck.Suddenly Tracy had an idea! This night wetried it At midnight, Tracy yelled, Help!

Help! My stomach hurts very much, pleasecome! Then a shadow came, opened thedoor at asked Tracy what was wrong, but theshadow forgot to close the door! So me andAndrew and Austin went out of the door.

Next the shadow looked at us and we wereout the door. Now was Tracys chance. Hestood up and ran out of the door and theshadow was locked inside! It tried opening


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the door, but it was built so good even ashadow could not come out.Now all we

have to do is get our weapons back. Sincethe shadows are sleeping, this will be easy. Ithought. So, we snuck up into the main roomof the shadows. There were shadowseverywhere and they were sleeping on the

floor so we had to be careful not to step onany of them. There were our weapons onthat table over there! When we reached it,Tracy stuck his hand in and tried to take it,

but the alarm went off! So, he quickly

grabbed them, gave them to Austin andAndrew, and we fled. The shadows were onus like hair on human! Then the main gatewas slowly closing, and we ran and slidunder it and we barely made it! Now wewere off on our adventure again!

We decided to go into the forestwhere we were farther away from the


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shadows, to set up camp. In the nextmorning, we moved out of the forest and

into the rocky and mountainy place. Wewalked for a while and then we saw four

buffaloes, and when they saw us theywanted to fight us. First, Andrew kicked hissoccer ball into the first buffalos face, and it

got very mad, so it charged at Andrew. Itshorns stuck Andrew in his rib bones, and itsmashed Andrew into one of the mountains.So I quickly summoned a dinosaur to feedon the buffalos flesh. When it finished

eating, he died because the buffalo had somekind of a disease, and the dinosaur squashedAndrew! Then, another buffalo camecharging at Austin, he tried to run away, buthe tripped on a rock and the buffalotrampled over him. Then the buffalo camecharging at Tracy, Tracy used his ten-ninety

beads to summon his shadow. The shadowthen ate the buffalo. Next, the third buffalo


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came charging at Tracy, and before Tracyknew it, the buffalo bit off Tracys feet, and

Tracy fell. Next, I summoned a gorilla. Thegorilla talked to the buffalo in animallanguage, and convinced it that we weregood people so it left us alone. But the lastone wouldnt listen, so it came charging at

me. Then, my gorilla grabbed it by its tailand swung and swung and swung andlaunched it into the mountains far away. So,I quickly took out Andrew and Tracys

bones, and replaced it with a skeleton I

summoned. So we went on and on until wesaw three people with their protectors. Anassassin, a samurai, and a worrier. So first,the assassin came up from behind me andwhacked me in the neck. Then Austin tookout his Sword of Not Good at SportsPeoples Sword, and slashed it at theassassins arm. He cut it off, so the assassingot mad and threw ninja stars at Austins


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eyes and blinded him. So Tracy got mad andsummoned the shadow and the shadow ate

the assassin. Next, the samurai camecharging at Andrew, Andrew jumped up andtried kicking the samurais head, but thesamurai raised his sword and the swordstuck through his leg. But Andrew did not

give up. He raised his other leg and kickedthe samurai in the forehead. The samuraidied. Next the worrier came and punchedTracy in the face, and his nose started

bleeding. Then I was sure we would lose,

but a fat person came flying out of nowhereand squashed the worrier. His fat made theworrier not able to breathe. So the worrierdied. So the three people left, and left a note:we will fight again in the City of Skinny

People. Heres a reed for Austins clarinet.

Here is also two letters for the sword of

lightling. H and E. The fat person got up andsaid, Hi! My name is Zack, and I wish to


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travel with you all. So I said ok. We justgot a person named Zack!

So on we went deeper into the mountains,then we saw a cave and we decided to goinside. When we went inside, we saw threeorcs and they wanted to fight us. The first

one charged at Andrew, and Andrew kickedhis soccer ball into the orcs face and the orcfell. Then, the next one came charging atAustin, and Austin slashed at the orc, but theorc ran aside and punched Austin in the

stomach and Austins kidneys gushed upinto his lungs, so his stomach was flat!Tracy quickly read his book and produced atsunami and drowned one of the orcs. Then,one of the orcs charged at Zack, he put hisfinger in his mouth and blew, and his fat

became like a balloon, and the orc got fartedon, and it and fainted. Then, I summoned azombie and he ate the dead orc and he grew


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the wall. Next, the dinosaur charged atTracy, Tracy formed a force field, but the

dinosaur broke through it and ate Tracy! Soit was up to Zack and me! I thought. So Isummoned a dinosaur and told it to charge atthe other dinosaur. They both clashedtogether and they had a vicious fight! First,

my dinosaur rammed its head in the otherdinosaurs stomach and the other dinosaurfell. So my dinosaur took the advantage to

bite off the dinosaurs head, but the otherdinosaur put its legs up, and my dinosaur

tripped! The other one got up and so didmine. The other one charged at my dinosaur,but my dinosaur dodged and kicked it in thespine. The other dinosaur fell. My dinosaurthen jumped onto the other dinosaur to keepit down, and bit off its neck. So, it was Zackand I against the skeleton! The skeletontook off its five fingers and ten toes andthrew it at Zack, but everything went into


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slow motion and Zack twisted around anddodged the fingers, but the bad thing was

that he twisted his hip and it broke! So I gotmad and summoned a gorilla and told it tocharge at the skeleton. The skeleton took offits arm and charged at my gorilla! It dodgedand pushed it down and it kept on pounding

on it till it was crushed into powder. So wewon! Then a piece of paper came from theair. It said: dear fat one and his companions,here is one letter for Austin, T, weights for

Zack to lift, and something to sharpen

Andrews scary shoes. So long!

So, we headed out of the City ofNerds and entered The Snowy Plains. It hadsnow in it too! Then we saw five snowy

bears, they were hungry! Thefirst onecharged at Austin, Austin jumped up andsliced the bear in the shoulder. The bearwent insane and started to pull out his fur. It


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looked ugly! When Austin turned aroundand saw it, he fainted, and the bear fainted

too! Then, the second bear charged at Tracy,Tracy summoned his shadow and theshadow ate it, but, since the bear was cold,the shadow got a brain freeze, so Tracy hadto not fight and make hot cocoa for the

shadow. Then the third bear charged atAndrew, Andrew kicked his soccer ball, buthe missed the kick and fell down, and the

bear started eating him! Then Zack said,Hey! Why dont you pick one someone

with more meat? So, it charged at Zack,Zack threw one of his weights at the bearshead, the bear fainted and fell on Zack, andZack couldnt get up! Then Andrew got up,he started sharpening his scary shoes and thefourth bear charged at him, right when the

bear was about to punch Andrew, Andrewssharpening had a spark come out, and it

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me, I summoned a gorilla, and thensuddenly they looked at each other and

hugged! They were friends from before! Solater that night we stayed at the bearshouse, and we had dinner. Then early thatmorning, the bear gave us some presents. A

pack of dried fish, a bucket of shrimp, and a

bucket of crabs to last the journey in thesnow.

So we left to explore some more! Soon wecame upon a cave with three openings. So

we decided to go together into one tunnel.Right when we were about to go in, a voicesaid: only one can enter one tunnel of theCave of Nightmares, if you go in the same

time, you will die. So we decided that a fewpeople go in and a few stay on guard. So wedecided that Tracy, Xiaoxiao, and Andrewgo in, and Austin and Zack stay on guard.We took some food, and left the rest with


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Zack and Austin. So, the cave was dark andhard to see. I took the middle tunnel, Tracy

took the left, and Andrew took the right. Aswe walked, I heard laughing noises. Whosthere? I yelled. Suddenly the laughingstopped, and arrows came flying from thewalls! I quickly summoned a zombie on the

left, a gorilla on the right, and a dinosaur tocover over my head. I took an arrow and putit in my pocket to show Tracy later. I walkedfor a while and then suddenly Andrewyelled, Ahhhh! Then I felt the ground

rumble, then I heard a noise. Suddenly abolder came charging straight at me! I ranfor my life! When I became too tired andangry, I summoned a gorilla and told him tocharge at the bolder, WHAM! The bolder

blew up! It was a balloon with a loudspeaker in it! Suddenly a note came to me:

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in the deepest and darkest part of the Snowy

Plains. Mean while in Zacks place

Austin and Zack where having fun,talking and eating a picnic. Suddenly Austinstopped talking and so did Zack. Theythought they had heard something, but they

decided that it was nothing, and they wentback to talking. Suddenly, two assassinscame up from behind and struck Austin andZack in the neck, and they were out cold.Mean while in Xiaoxiaos place

Soon, I saw some light at the end ofthe tunnel and I raced toward it! When I wasalmost out, a huge monster came and

blocked the exit, but Tracy was there too,but Andrew was nowhere to be seen. Thenthe monster said: You may not exit this cavewithout defeating me first! So we startedfighting! First Tracy formed a fire vortex


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and trapped the monster in it, but it brokefree, and punched Tracy, but he formed a

force field with his ten-ninety beads. Then Isummoned a dinosaur and told it to charge atthe monster. That didnt work ether! Then, Ihad an idea! I ran back into the cave and themonster followed me! While it was running,

it tripped, and when it fell, Tracy froze it tothe ground, so we were safe, and we wentout of the cave. So I showed Tracy the noteand, Tracy decided that we take offtomorrow morning and have a good dinner

right now. Then I showed Tracy the arrow Itook from the cave. Tracy examined thearrow for a while and then, he paused at aspot. Suddenly, he rose up and said,Xiaoxiao, do not lose this at all cost! Thisis a key, but I dont know what its for. But,there is some writing that tells us, but I dontknow what it means. So I just put it into my

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find our fallen comrades. Soon, we arrivedin the deepest and darkest part of the Snowy

Plains. There, on the ground laid a note:There is a maze up ahead, if you pass it, you

find your friends. But, there are surprises in

there too! So be careful. I look forward to

seeing you! So we walked some more and a

maze appeared! So, Tracy and I raced intothe maze and we were off to rescue ourfriends. When we entered, two wolvesappeared in front us! Then, a voice came outof nowhere:you have to prove that you are

worthy, heres a test. Then suddenly the twowolves fused together and formed five-headed dragon. Then, I summoned adinosaur and they clashed together, theywere sumo reselling! The dragon lifted mydinosaur up in the air and my dinosaur wasscared of heights, so he got scared and he

peed on the dragon. The dragon was allergicto pee. When it hit his face, he was blinded,


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so he dropped my dinosaur. Then, mydinosaur head butted the dragon and he

grabbed the dragon and threw it on theground, and we won! Then, we walked somemore, and the arrows flew at us! Theneverything went into slow motion, and westarted dodging the arrows, but suddenly we

heard a crakkkkkkk! And Tracys backcracked, and he couldnt move, so he gotshot fifty times on his legs, and fifty timeson his arms. I helped him up and pulled outthe arrows. He seemed okay. Then we

walked some more, and we saw our friends,so we ran towards them, but three knightsappeared in front of us! They all charged upsuper duper large nuclear shots and firedthem at us! Tracy tried to form a force field,

but the shot penetrated it and blew Tracyinto ashes. Then, it blew off my legs andarms and my body except my head. Then, Isummoned a skeleton, and told it to take off


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its head and put on mine. Then, the knightscharged at me, I jumped up and kicked two

of them in the face In your face! I yelled.(It was funny because I kicked him in theface, and in your face is an expression).Then the third one charged up a nuclearshot, but one of the other knights fell on the

nuclear shot, and died. When I landed, theremaining knights charged at me. I jumped,they fell on each other and their horses ranaway! Suddenly they said, Well done fatone, you may enter. And they vanished. So

Tracy got revived by himself because rightbefore he died, he put a regenerating spellon himself, and now he got regenerated. Sowe went and untied our friends, and wemoved on. After we were out of the maze,we entered a dark room, and then suddenly,a voice said:I see that you made it this far,but now you shall die! Then, three assassinsappeared, although I couldnt see them, I


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knew that they were in front of me. The firstassassin threw three ninja stars at Austins

veins, and the veins got clogged up, so hecouldnt play clarinet anymore. Then, theassassins split up ad ran into the shadowswhere we couldnt see them, then Andrewheard a noise and kicked at that direction,

and it hit a assassin in the head, the assassinfell on a candle, and got burned to death.Since, Zack had trouble seeing them, he

blew into his finger, when he was very, verybig, he farted and burped at the same time,

and when the assassins smelled it, theyfainted. So when we searched their clothes,we found some assassin clothes, assassin

books, two small knifes and an unlimitedamount of ninja stars.

When we were out of that place, we arrivedin the City of Skinny People. Then, we sawthree people and their protectors near a lake.


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When they saw us they wanted to fight.Austin started playing his clarinet, and when

the assassin heard it, he threw ten ninja starsat Austins clarinet, so Austin got mad andstarted throwing ninja stars in all directions.Fifteen stuck Andrew in the legs, ten struckZack in the arms, twelve struck Xiaoxiao on

the head, and everyone went insane butTracy. Then Tracy got very mad and hestarted floating above the water, and theassassin started shooting and the samurailaunched attacks on Tracy and the worrier

punched lightling punches at Tracy. When itall blew up, Tracy wasnt hurt! Then Tracysaid, You have tortured my friends longenough, now, you shall die! And he formeda water tornado around himself, and Tracylaunched it at the assassin, the warrior, andthe samurai, and they all died. Then, a notecame from the sky: here is three letters for

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letters are A, O, and F. So Austin had theseletters: THETAOF. Wonder what that is? It

was still not time to leave yet, so I went to aperson in a shop, and asked him what thekey I found was. He looked at it for a secondand said, This is the key to activating thegate between the real world and the

underworld. That way, anyone can pass intotwo different worlds. The key is called: TheDeadly Icon.

So, we thanked him and we went out of the

City of Skinny People and entered theSwamp of Horrors. When we entered, it wasdark and silent in there, not a sound. Thensuddenly out of nowhere, two werewolves

jumped in front of us. First, Austintransformed into an assassin, and startedthrowing ninja stars at the werewolves. Thewerewolf burned up because they wereafraid of silver. Then, the other one saw


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what happened to his teammate, so he triedto run away, but he slipped on the mud and

fell headfirst into the quicksand. So wemoved on. Then we saw five vampiresstanding there. Then, one of them said, Ifyou defeat us, you may take our treasure, butif you fail, we get your blood. So we

agreed to fight them. First, Austin threw tenninja stars at the first vampire, but thevampire summoned two bats and the bats atethe ninja stars, and started pecking onAustin. Then, Zack blew into his thumb and

started rolling toward the remainingvampires. The vampires jumped aside andstarted a sonic boom, which drove Zackinsane, and then Zack started charging at us!Then, we all jumped aside, Tracy threw arock at Zacks head, and he fainted. Then,Andrew kicked his soccer ball at thevampires, then, the vampires made a sonic

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of the first vampires face, and it went blind.Then, Andrew got mad so he started biting,

punching and kicking the vampire until thevampire turned into nothing (BecauseAndrew ate it when he started biting it.)Then I summoned a zombie and told it tohug the vampire. When my zombie was

close enough to the vampire, he started todrain its blood. But the zombie didnt haveany blood, so my zombie hugged thevampire, until the vampire ran out of breath.Then, one of the vampires caused a sonic

boom, and destroyed my zombie. Austinrecovered, but he was bloody all over, so hegot the bats together and bashed them intoeach other, and then, they fainted. So, it wasup to me, not Andrew because he ate one

and became sick, Tracy, and Austin. ThenTracy made a vortex of fire, but thevampires flew up and summoned ten bats to

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summoned a dinosaur and told it to charge atthe vampires, but the vampires landed on my

dinosaur and drained the blood out of it.Then, Austin got mad and took out hisclarinet and said, This ends now! Then he

blew into his clarinet as hard as he could,and the three vampires made sonic booms

together, the voices clashed together, and thebooms were winning! I thought it was theend, but Austin yelled, AHHHHH! Andhe blew into his clarinet and his bad musicturned me insane, and his clarinet power

turned the vampires into stones, and thestones broke to pieces. So, the treasures ofthe vampires were ours! When we lookedinto the box, there were two summoningspells for Xiaoxiao: a polar bear

summoning spell and a werewolf-

summoning spell. For Tracy, there was

nothing. For Austin, there was the assassin

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the Sword of lightling, A, M, and I. Andrew

trades in his soccer ball, and his scary

shoes for a laptop. Then, Zack traded in hisweights for an invisible cloak. So, we movedon and on until we saw an old man near theexit of the Swamp of Horrors. He said, Youcarry what I desire! TheDeadly Icon is what

I have been looking for all my life! So handit over! No! I yelled. Then you mustface me! said the old man. Then, we agreedto fight him. First, Austin transformed intoan assassin, and threw fifteen ninja stars at

the old man, but he just vanished, andappeared behind Austin, and he knockedAustin out. You are trying to over powerme, thats exactly how you shouldnt fight.You should use your mind, and not yourstrength to fight me. But, we didnt listen.Then, Tracy started shooting fireballs at theold man, and the old man moved so fast thatwe started seeing five of them. Then, Tracy


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got annoyed and set a ring of fire, andblasted it out, then every old man died. So

much for that old man said Tracy, but then,suddenly from behind Tracy, the old manappeared and knocked Tracy out. Then, Isummoned a skeleton and told it to give itsfingers and toes to me to shoot. I shot

everywhere, but I didnt hit. Then he camefrom behind and knocked me out too. ThenZack put himself in the cloak and jumped upand tried to squash the old man, but thensuddenly the old man jumped aside, pulled

off the cloak and karate chopped Zack in thespine, and Zack was out cold too. Then,Andrew transformed his laptop into a pistoland started shooting in the old mans

position, but none of them hit. Then the oldman started punching Andrew everywhere.Then Andrews pistol said, MasterAndrew, maybe you should take his advice.Maybe we should. said Andrew. Focus,


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focus, andgot him!! Andrews foot wasin the old mans face. Then the five old

mans vanished, and the old man said, Youlost, but you learned. Good job. Now handover theDeadly Icon. Then he went to myfainted body, and took the icon from my

pocket, and Andrew couldnt get up,

because he was too tired, and the old manvanished

When we woke up, everyone wasokay, but the old man was nowhere in sight.

So, we went out of the swamp of Horrorsand entered the City of Stupid People. Then,we asked a person if he saw an old manwalk by and he said, He went out of thistown, then I dont know where he went, butI do know this. He doesnt like high areas,his favorite color is white, and he likesanimals, nature and peace. Also, he likesquietness. So we thanked him and we went


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to buy some things at a store. I got a powerup, so I can summon two of the same

monsters at the same time. Austin got thecopy spell that allows him to double himselfor anyone else. Tracy got nothing and Zackgot nothing. Lastly, Andrew traded in hislaptop for a bow and infinity arrows. So we

went out of the City of Stupid People andentered the Dry Desert. So we walked for awhile and we saw three people with their

protectors. A vampire, a werewolf and amonkey. First, the werewolf charged at

Austin, Austin transformed into an assassinand started shooting ninja stars at thewerewolfs feet. The werewolf got trippedand fell into the sand. But, when he fell, themonkey jumped from the back of thewerewolf and started scratching Austinsface. No! My pretty face! The monkey isscratching my pretty face! said Austin.Then, Andrew tried to aim at the monkey


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with his bow, but when he shot, the monkeyjumped up and the arrow went into Austins

head! Then, Andrew started crying. Whathave I done!? Why you little monkey!Youre going to pay! Then he charged atthe monkey, the monkey started running,and then Andrew tripped and squashed the

monkey. Then, the werewolf got up andstarted charging at Andrew while he wascursing at the monkey. Then, the werewolfstarted beating up Andrew and he gave hima black eye. Then, Zack went into his cloak

and he went near the werewolf and hefarted, and when the werewolf smelled it, itfainted. Then the vampire summoned anarmy of twenty bats and they started peckingus. Muahahahaha! yelled the vampire, andthen, he started coffing and he lost his voice!Then everyone got angry and started eatingthe bats! After I swallowed my first bat, itwas delicious! And everyone else thought so


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too! Then, the remaining bats got scared andran away. When the vampire saw this, he

started running away too, then Tracysummoned his shadow and the shadow atethe vampire, and boy! He thought it was

better than fried chicken, fried shrimp andeven steak! When we were licking our

fingers, a note came from the sky. It said:dear fat one and his companions. Here istwo letters for Austins sword. L and Y. We

will fight in the City of Smart People. Now

listen. Before we fight, meet us at midnight

in the exit of the desert. Good luck. So weagreed to go.Now Austin hasTHETAOFAMILY. Wonder what that could

be?

So at midnight we went to the exit of thedesert, and the vampire, the werewolf andthe monkey were there. (Everyone on thefield was healed). I said, So, we meet again


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heart, and it started spinning around, and ithit the vampire in the heart. Then the ball

went through their hearts, and they got whiteskullish-masks, and they turned into insane

big creatures! So I thought now its just me,Zack, Austin, Tracy (who was insane and

running around in circles, until he finally hit

a wall and fainted), and two crazy whitemasked freaks. Next, those two crazymasked guys charged and Zack, and Austin,and they were hugging in a corner, lookingall scared and sucking their thumbs, so I

summoned two dinosaurs, and the maskeddudes tried to suck out the dinosaurs soul,but then my dinosaurs broke their maskswith their teeth, and the huge maskedmonsters started crying like they lost theirdignity or something, and they when theylooked at each other, they fainted and died,and they squashed the werewolf because itfell asleep and didnt realize what happened.


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That was easy, I thought. So we went intothe cave and we found a dungeon where the

old man was found and we rescued him, andhe suddenly sticks the key to the DeadlyIcon into me!!!! And he started laughing,Hahahahahahahahahaha, and he keptlaughing until he fell on the floor and had a

heart attack, and started crying, so I gotreally mad, and summoned a skeleton, and Itook its arm and stuck it into the old man,and he died.

After we rested a while and ate somefood, (Zack gobbled most of it) Zack said,Hey! You know how I fell from the sky?Well, I fell from Soul Society because I kepton eating their food and farting, so theythrew me out, and I fell, and I helped youguys. We could go there. I thought hmm,that sounds interesting, ok. So I decided wewould go there.


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So, Zack teleported us to this Soul Societyplace, and we walked for a while until we

say a big, big, big white wall, and this really,really cool looking guy with a scarf walkedout without a smile (which was kind ofdepressing) He said, Who are you brats,and why are you in Soul Society? in a very

cold voice, and Tracy said, Hey! I dontlike the way youre talking to us! Then theguy with the scarf said, Im 6th squadcaptain, Kuchiki Byakuya. You want to fightme??? Then Tracy said, Yeah! Bring it

on! and then captain Kuchiki held up hissword in front of him, and said, ScatterSenbonzakura in a really cool way, andthese pretty flower peddles started floatinginto a pile, and Tracy was like, WOW!Come on lets jump in it! So we all jumpedinto the pretty pile of flower petals, andZack was like, Wait! I was his former vicecaptain, I know what it does! But no one


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listened to him, so we all jumped in exceptZack, and we all got cut really bad! So we

went to this old place and we stayed therefor a while to heal. I thought hmmm. Wedidnt even touch him and we lost, this guy

is really hard!

A week later, we went to the big wall,and there was this big, big, big gorilla withtwo axes and a weird hat, and it said, Youhave to get through me before you can goinside! So I agreed. First, I summoned two

werewolves, and they tried to jump on thegorilla, but it just cut them in half with itsaxes. Then Tracy used summoned hisshadow, and the shadow ate the gorilla! Butthen the axe accidentally poked a holethrough the shadow, and the gorilla fell out.Then Tracy got mad and went insane andshot fireballs every where, and the gorillagot caught on fire and went insane, and


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Zaraki Kenpachi, Im really strong, andstarted laughing so hard he started crying

Then I got bored so I summoned a skeleton,took one of its bones, and stuck it into Mr.oh so strong and he fell down crying, sowe went on. Soon, we reached this big

place, and we saw the 1st squad captain, who

was an old fella, and he said, Im thecommander-captain, but my friends call meYama-jii. So he got mad at us for comingand he put me into the execution groundsand wanted to execute me, but then Mr. 5th

squad captain came along and slapped everycaptain, and all the captains fainted, and hehad a green hand, and reached in me andtook out the key to the Deadly Icon, and hewas like, Muahahahahahahaha! Now I cango to the heavens with the hollows! (The bigwhite masked guys). Then he startedfloating into the big crack in the sky with thehuge, huge hollows called menos, and they


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ate him, Turned he misunderstood the key,and took the wrong one, and the menos

didnt realize it was him, so they ate him.The real one was with in some former DeathGod called Rukia in the mortal world, so wesaved Soul Society!!!!

The next day, they sent us down to thereal world with some parting gifts.Austingot his very own sword with the same ability

as 6th squad captain, and two scrolls for

Kage-bushin, and a scroll for henge, (which

allows him to look like anyone he wants to).Zack got the meat tank jutsu, which allows

him to turn really fat, and roll really fast.

For Tracy, he got a sword too, but it has the

same abilities that 12th squad captain has,

which was turning into a three edged sword

with a baby head, that shoots out poison,

and for bankai, he gets a huge caterpillar

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and blahblahblah life goeson.

So we soon entered the River of the

Long Forgotten People. Then suddenly, twopeople with black clothes with red clouds,came out of the river, one who looks like a

shark, and another guy who has clothwrapped on his face with a big long swordwith a hole at the in the middle. We are the

bad ninja who will steal the Deadly Iconfrom you, I am Kisame of the Seven Shinobi

Swordsmen, and this is Zabuza, also one ofthe Seven Shinobi Swordsmen. Over ourdead bodies!!! I said. Hey dont drag usinto this! yelled Tracy, but that didntmatter, so the shark guy took out his bigsword with these spikes that shaves things,and he charged at us full speed and Zackchanged into a meat tank, and he rolledKisame into the ground, and he got stuck,


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but Zack got shaved by the sword and wentinsane, so he started rolling around, and off

a cliff, and fainted, and so did Kisame. Next,Austin used his henge no jutsu, and turnedinto Haku, Zabuzas best friend, and thenthey started hugging, and Austin silentlytried to stab Zabuza in the back, but Zabuza

sensed it and used his big sword and cutAustin in half, but it went through too fast,and cut through himself too! So we beatthem and we went under lake, and leftAustin on land with Zabuza. Though that

wasnt such a good idea, cause Zabuza bit ofAustins nose, so he couldnt breathe and hefainted. So we swam and swam, and untilwe fainted because we ran out of air.

When we finally woke up, we foundourselves dizzy, and inside a whale. Thensuddenly, an old man with a ripped shirtcame towards us and said, Im Pinocchios


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father, and suddenly a puppet jumped outof the old mans back and said, Im

Pinocchio! My father and I were eaten by agiant whale, but before I could realize it,Pinocchio built a big fire and started to roastZack! If I eat a fat real boy, I can definitely

become one! Oh yeah, said the little,

stupid, evillittle puppet. Then it got tooeager, and got too close to the fire, andcaught on fire, and he died. His old man gotso sad, that he lost the will to live. Thatwas like so geeky man, I thought. But the

smoke made the whale sneeze, and it waslikeAHHHHAHCHOOOOO!!!!! Sowe ended up covered in mucus, but soon wewere captured again*sob* *sob*. Whenwe woke up, we were in this big royal hallwith 5 people wearing weird cloud shirts,ewwww We are Akatuski, and you havetrespassed on the sacred city of Atlantis!Therefore you will be executed, said the


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one they call Itachi. Then I noticed thatKisame was there too! Oh no! Theres no

choice then, I thought. I looked at Austin,and we nodded our heads, then quickly andswiftly, Austin and I jumped up in the airand kicked the guy who uses clay to fight,and Kisame. They fell to the ground and

while the Austin fought them, I took askeletons arm and cut off the bonds onZack, Andrew, Tracy, and my hands. Butright at that moment, Akatuski beat Austin.Thats impossible! I used my Shikai and

Bankai, and I still cant beat them, racedAustins mind. So thats it huh? Thats thebest you can do, Austin? said Sasori. ThenDIE!!! shouted Kisame, and swung hisgiant sword right down on Austin, butsuddenly, Xiaoxiao jumps in and blocksKisames sword with two bone kunai in hishand. Go! Get out of here! I yelled to theothers. Take Austin and go!! Tracy


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hesitated for a moment and then nodded, andtook Austin and jumped into the ocean. I

was already forced to my knees, and withthe last of my strength, I pushed Kisameaway, and jumped back. Get them, Sasorisaid calmly, and the bomb guy, Zetsu (theguys with half of a white face, and half

black), and Kisame went after mycompanions. No way you all are going,and I threw both of the kunai at them, butSasori shot some kunai at the bones beforethey could reach their target. This fight is

between us, said Itachi, the one who leftbehind As Tracy and the others were stillswimming, the three swam ahead of theothers, and blocked their way. Withoutanother thought, Tracy figured that it wasfighting time. He then took out the ten-eighty beads, and formed a barrier. I canonly hold this barrier for a while to keep thewater out! he shouted to the others. Kisame


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and the bomb guy prepared themselves,while Zetsu stood outside the barrier

watching the fight carefully. You guysprepared to die! mocked Kisame, and thefight began!

Ahhhh!! I shrieked, as I kneeled on the

floor eyes wide, frightened by theMangekyou Sharingan.I cant beat him!Hes on a totally different level as me! Istood up slowly, and summoned 5 skeletons,and separated their joints and shot all the

bones at Itachi, andBOOM! Dust fleweverywhere around Itachi. Yes! I got himthis time! I was dizzy and tired, and I wastrying to catch my breath. Suddenly, the dustcleared out, and Itachi was there untouchedwith one hand stretched out with all the

bones stopped. Then he shut his eyes andshot all the bones back at me! Before I couldmove, 6 bones struck me. One in my chest,


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another two in my stomach, one in my leftleg, and two in my right arm, and the rest

ended up behind me in the wall. I collapsedonto the floor

As Austin shot the flower petals at theenemy (the bomb guy), his enemy fell, and

unable to continue anymore, with bloodycuts all other his body. Tracy was alsohaving trouble keeping the barrier, he wasalmost out of strength and he was sweating.Zack and Andrew were both defeated, and

Austin was still fighting Kisame, who wastired, and using his sword as a cane to get upwith his right arm cut off by Austin a whileago. Austin could no longer form Bankai,and had trouble maintaining Shikai. Goahead and kill me said Kisame Im allout of chakra, he grinned evilly, But if youlet me go today, I will come back one day tokill you. Austin raised his sword and came


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down on Kisame, but before he killed him,he hesitated, and seeing his chance, Zetsu

teleported into the barrier, and took Kisame,and the other half-dead Akatuski member,and teleported into the city of Atlantisleaving the others in the water with the

barrier gone. Tracy, Zack, and Andrew

fainted, and Austin took them and hid in asecret place inside of the city of Atlantis

Itachi grabbed my shirt, and pulled meup. You are not even worth my time, said

Itachi So Ill kill you, ending yourepathetic life! Then he punched me in thestomach, then kicked me up, and kicked meinto the wall as I felt 2 of my rib bonesshatter. It hurt real badly, but I just didnthave enough strength left to even talk. Itachithen walked slowly towards me, and

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some of my bones break, and I couldntbreathe. He walks other and breaks my

arms. He bends down and turns me, so Imfacing him. Suddenly, he stands up andwalks away. After he got a few feet awayfrom me, he stops, turns his head around,and says, I was wrong. Youre not even

worth killing Take him away, and twoninjas show up, and carried me to a cell, andalong the way, I fell unconscious

When Tracy woke up, he found himself

and everyone else (excluding Xiaoxiao)already sitting against a wall of a dark smallroom for storing supplies, all bandaged up.We have to go save Xiaoxiao and get out ofhere! protested Zack. We cant go rightnow! The defenses here are way to high, andwe might get caught, and plus, we areinjured badly, and we cant wonder around,or we might get killed! argued Austin.


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Enough! yelled Tracy First of all, rightnow, we need to rest until our wounds heal.

Xiaoxiao will be fine. He can take care ofhimself; I can still feel his aura. Second ofall, if we hastily run into the opening, wellget caught, and with our injuries, we cantfight back, and well get killed, and along

with us, Xiaoxiao, which doesnt do him anygood. Third of all, if we dont hurry up, theirgonna try to get some information out ofXiaoxiao, and knowing him, he wont tell,and eventually, Akatuski will have no use

for him, and kill him, long before we have achance to get to him. And last of, theyllprobably find us eventually, and kill us, andeven if we save Xiaoxiao, with our wounds

before they kill him, we cant get out of thisstinkin place before they see or catch us, andagain, we cant fight them. SoSTOPARGUING BECAUSE WE NEED A

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that, there was silence until Tracy calmlyexplained again, The only choice left is to

save Xiaoxiao at a time where the security isless, and then we need to ambush them, andescape quickly. Howre we gonna be ableto do all that with our injuries, and only 4 ofus? Not 4 but 5. I trust that Xiaoxiao will

know what to do when the time comes forhim. Tracy smiled as he explained. Know,heres what were going to do. With that,everyone huddled together, listening toTracys plan

When I woke up, I found myselfbandaged and in chains. I was in a colddungeon behind bars. Although I washealed, my bones were still broken, so Isummoned a skeleton and switched his

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slowly locked the door. He then opened thecell I was in and sat down across from me

while the two ninjas stood watch outside thedoor. What do you want? I said to Itachi.I want the key to the Demon Gate, saidItachi, I want to obtain ultimate power, so Ican lead Akatuski, and you are the person

who has it. The old man was a spy, and hetold me that you had the key, but he diedbefore he could bring me any moreinformation since he was captured. I dontknow what youre talking about. I said.

Then he punched me in the stomach, Iknow you have it, the Deadly Icon. Myeyes widened as I suddenly realized what hemeant. So this is the place that the icon was

suppose to opened! I cant give it to him! Iwas still thinking, but I knew that I couldntgive it to him no matter what, and plus theicon was already put inside me. So! Whereis it, you brat? Itachi asked impatiently, and


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he punched me in my lungs, and I could feelair gushing out. I then took my time to catch

my breath and told him, I know whatyoure talking about, but I cant give it toyou because of two reasons. One, if I give itto you, youll destroy Akatuski along withus. Second of all, I cant even take it out

because that spy of yours stuck it inside mewith some kind of jutsu. Itachi suddenlybecame very angry, and looked me in theeye with the sharingan and then said,Youre going to give that key right-

HelloItachi Then Itachi spun aroundand saw Kisame walk out of the shadows.When did you-? Thats not importantright now. Yeah, I know what you were justtalking about, and I want to go through theDemon Gate as well, oryou can explainthis to Sasori. Itachi thought about it for amoment, if I let him come with me, he will

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be a problem. On the other hand, if I dont

let him, hes going to tell Sasori. Theres

only one choice leftSuddenly, in aninstant, Itachi vanished and came behindKisame in the air with a charged fireball.Im sorry Kisame, but Ill have to kill youright now because I cant give you either

choice. Kisames head was turned, his eyeswide. It looked too late and Itachi fired hisfireball, and there was a huge explosion that

blew opened the cell. I was so stunned that Icouldnt move, while it was still hard to see,

the two guards came in and said, Xiaoxiao!We have to go right now or else we wonthave a second chance! Then Xiaoxiao said,Took you long enough, I was starting tothink that you would never have made yourmove. Then the guard cut the chains andwe fled through the dungeon while Itachiand Kisame fought. Although, it didnt takelong for them to figure out that I was gone.


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Quickly! We can still catch them if wehurry! Kisame shouted to Itachi. So they

jumped out the dungeon and followed us.They werent able to get far though becausesoon, Austin and Zack jumped andambushed Kisame and Itachi. They wereable to hold them of for little bit until we

were far, far away, but then they weredefeated. Take them to the cells andprepare for the execution tomorrow. Thentwo ninjas came and took Zack and Austin.All of a sudden, Austin and Zack

disappeared into smoke. First, all four werestunned and then suddenly Itachi said,Those were just Kage-Bushins. The realtwo were just hiding in a place where theuser can pour all his chakra into the bushinto make it look like the real thing, and whenthe bushins lost, they were already longgone, then he lost all his chakra, and theKage-Bushins wore off. He slowly shook


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everything, and Kisame learned about it. Ifigured that there was going to be a fight

between them, and we could escape easily,and I was right! I explained. I told youhed know what to do, said Tracy. Then Inoticed a large hole in the ground that led tothe ocean. Hey guys, theres something

here. Its, itsAmazing! Theresnothing amazing about it. Its just a tunnelfilled with water that leads into the ocean.Said Tracy. Wait! Youre a genius! I am?I mean I am. So what exactly did I do?

I asked. Well, since there is nowhere elseto go, and this tunnel leads outside into theocean, our best bet is going out here, saidTracy. Gee, I dunno, it seems like a prettylong tunnel, said Austin. Dont worry! Iwill save you all! Ill just eat you guys first,and then Ill spit you out when were out,Zack declared. Oh! Oh! I want to go first,since Im the tastiest! I said. So Zack


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gobbled me up, and then he swallowedTracy, and then he chugged down Andrew,

but when he ate Austin, the door started tobang. Open up in there! someone said.Then when we didnt open the door, the guystarted blasting at it with his fireballs. SoZack started getting worried, but Austin

wouldnt fit, so his legs stuck out of hismouth. Then Zack jumped into then tunneland slid down until he slammed onto oceanfloor. He was so heavy that an earthquakestarted, and then Zack fell into the crack and

a large rock hit his head, and he fainted. Theearthquake also hit the City of Atlantis, andit started sinking deeper and deeper, andthen it hit the Titanic, and they bothexploded! Whoa! I finally got out of his

stomach! Thought Austin. Then an evenlarger rock hit Austins head and he faintedand floated back into Zacks mouth. Thewhole thing collapsed, and it was forever


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erased from history, cause of Zack! Most ofAkatsuki died, except Kisame turned into a

shark and got hungry, so he ate Itachi. Heswam out and followed us down the deep,narrow, crack in the ocean floor

Finally after Zack and Kisame fell

into a cave, Zack woke up and it turned outthat he had amnesia. He spat out Austin,Tracy, me, and then Andrew. Austin alsohad amnesia because he and Zack got hit inthe head with a rock. Then Zack said,

What going on! Who are you people, andwhos that nerd! Yeah! Who are you coolpeople, except that nerd (Tracy), saidAustin. Then they got furious and their facesturned red. So they charged at us. First,Tracy summoned his shadow, and told it tocharge and eat Zack. So Zack blew into histhumb, and when the shadow ate Zack, ithad a tummy-ache. So Tracy went over and


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gave the shadow a tummy-rub. Then Zackused all his strength and farted, and the fart

came out of the shadows mouth! It was sobad, that when Tracy sniffed it, he fainted,and his shadow disappeared. When Zack gotout, he caught a whiff of his own fart andsaid, Uhhhh I gotta lay off the cheese.

Then he fell down and lost consciousness.When no one was looking, Kisame seizedhis chance, and hid by a wall and watched,sucking his thumb. Austin saw Zack fall,and charged at me. He stopped at Zack and

said, Mmmmm Chhheeeeeeeesssseeee.So he randomly threw a ninja star at me, andit flew back like a boom-a-rang, and hit myjust summoned dinosaur, and flew back,and hit Austin in the top of his nose, andmixed the dinosaur blood with his blood,and he suddenly said, Ewww!!! Cheese!Because of the mixed DNA, he changed hissense of smell and fainted. When Kisame


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saw this, he wiped his sweaty face and said,Whew! Glad thats over. Then he

suddenly turned pale, and then Itachiclimbed out of his mouth. Dont ever dothat again! Said Itachi. What! I cant helpit. Ive always wanted to eat you ever since Imet you! You look so nice and juicy!!

Whined Kisame. Suddenly, Itachi slappedKisame in the face, then Kisame slappedItachi in the face, then Itachi slappedKisame in the face, then Kisame slappedItachi in the face, then Itachi slapped

Kisame in the face. Then they started a sissyfight! After a while, Kisame yelled, Timeout!! Itachi was trying to hold his tears in.

Tracy, using his nerdy knowledge,told me to summon a dinosaur, a polar bear,a gorilla, and a skeleton. He said that if theymixed their sweat, and blood together, itwould be a potion that could heal their


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amnesia. So I told the dinosaur to eathimself, so we could use its blood. Then I

told the skeleton to use itself as an offeringfor the potion. Next, I told the gorilla to takea hike. When it came back, it was all sweatyand stuff. Lastly, I told the polar bear tomake it cold so it would be tastier. So he sat

on it, and it became cold. Next, we broughtthe drink over to Zack and Austin, theydrank it, and they liked it so much, theywanted seconds, and they went mad, so weknocked them unconscious in the head with

a rock.

When they were awake, we foundthis weird place with an arrow-shaped holein the wall. Suddenly, Andrew yelled,Ohhh!!! I get it! Then he sticks his hadinto my chest and pulls out the Deadly Icon.Ow! I yelled. Then blood gushes out, so Iasked Tracy to help me. So he used his ten-


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ninety beads and filled the gap with metal!So Andrew placed the Deadly Icon inside

the hole, and suddenly there was a blindinglight, and then a weird dimension gate toanother world opened. That must be theDemon Gate, said Itachi in astonishment.Should we go inside? Asked Andrew.

Yeah! We only got our lives and futures tolose. Dont worry, Im sure we can dowithout those, I mean, its not thatimportant! What have we got to lose?!?!Xiaoxiao said. Just when we were ready to

go in, Kisame jumped in, and so did Itachi,but Itachi tripped, and slowly stood up, andlimped into it. So we ran, disappearing intowhat we have no idea what would be instore for us, chasing them

When we opened our eyes, we werein a very, very, very, very, cold desert, andwe were floating in the sky. Wheeee!!! I


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can fly!! Xiaoxiao shouted. Then suddenly,we fell onto the ground and Xiaoxiao broke

his spine. Then I summoned a skeleton andripped out my spine, and took his, and ran itdown my back. Suddenly, we looked to thewestern horizon and saw a baby with hair ina stinky diaper with a walking stick, walking

towards us. Hahahahahahaha! A stinkinbaby! Andrew laughed at the baby. Heywho you callin stinkin baby!!!! The babyyelled at Andrew. Then he dipped hiswalking stick into the back of his diaper, and

pulled out a blob of poop, and used all hisstrength, and flung it right into Andrewsopened, laughing mouth! He swallowed andyelled, Bleh! Then he spat it into the air,and fainted. Then we all laughed and the

piece of poop in the air fell into Austinsmouth and he whispered, Ekkkk Healso spat it out and fainted. Next, we alllaughed again, and the piece of poop fell


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into Tracys mouth. He yelled,Noooooooo!!!! Why must the good die

young!!? Then he spat it out and fainted ina nerdy way. Me and Zack started laughing,and the poop fell into my mouth, and Iyelped, Uhhhh I feel nauseous. Then Ifainted, and I spat out the poop. Zack started

laughing and started crying, then the pieceof poop fell into his mouth and he said,Mmmm french fries, a hamburger, coke,

potatoes, pizza, French toast, ketchup, andchicken. Yep, yep, thats what the kid ate.

He chewed it a bit more, swallowed, andthen fainted. He lay on his stomach, andafter 2 minutes, he farted for 7 secondsstraight without stopping. Ha! I beat you

big people and that nerd! Oh! Raise the roof,raise the roof! Then he cracked up sometunes and started break-dancing. The fartslowly drifted all over the cold desert, and itdrifted to the break-dancing baby. When the


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baby sniffed it, he yelled, On no! Seemslike I got a taste of my own medicine!! He

fell unconscious and then the batteries in theradio got drained and it exploded. Alright,this is our chance. Were gonna look arounduntil we find something! Itachi explained toKisame. So they slowly tip-toed and started

to look around. Then they suddenly stopped.They took a whiff, and then fainted.Apparently they smelled the fart

When we all woke up, (including

Itachi and Kisame) we saw a dude wearing acloak, with a big grin, star earrings, andreally long hair. Who are you? I asked theguy. I am the past version of Zeke, and Iam here to fill you in on the details of theDemon Gate, Zeke said. First, when youate the Zeke before mes poop, (the baby)you gained my old powers. They mightcome in handy later. We dont have much


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time, so Ill try to explain as much as I can.In the future, you kids will have to fight the

current and strongest me. He has the mostpowerful fire spirit. You guys need to train alot more to be able to beat him. That is all Iknow, and this is all the time I have.Farewell and good luck! Wait!! We need

to know more! Tracy yelled in a nerdyway, but it was too late because the nexttime we blinked, we were back into thecave, and Itachi and Kisame escaped whilewe were still day-dreaming about what the

past Zeke had said to us.

So we escaped the cave and we tookZekes advice and used our new power, wetrained for 7 and a half months, until wethought we were ready to find this allmighty Zeke. Since we were powerful, wetraveled around the country for 3 monthsuntil we beat all 25 guys so we could one


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a type of energy attack that can burn throughalmost anything. His Bankai turns his armor

for his arm into armor for his whole body,but he loses the features in his Shikai form,but he gets an almighty Soul Slayer that isvery powerful, and can pierce throughalmost anything...

After a few hours of traveling in theLost Souls (a cemetery), Xiaoxiao and hiscompanions found the last three guys withtheir protectors standing by the exit of the

Lost Souls. The first guy had a reaper. Thenext one had a ghost with a ciphe. The lastone had a big muddy monster. First, thereaper charged at me and tried to use his bigknife and try to cut me, so I summoned oneof my new scroll-spells and summoned a biggolden phoenix, and then the reaper got

blinded and started yelling, Oh no!!! Myeyes! I cant see! Then he started cutting


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everywhere until he cut Zack and its knifegot stuck in his stomach, and then Zack used

his new jutsu to transfer his fat into anyenemy that is touching him, so the reapergot really fat, and Zack became reallyskinny, and Zack climbed into the mouth ofthe reaper, and then used his other special

jutsu and farted inside his fat enemy using aspecial kind of fart, called Acid Fart.Whoever touches it or smells it will getslowly disintegrate. So he farted and burpedinside the enemys stomach and killed him

from the inside out. He had to get out prettyquick though because if he had stayed insidemuch longer, he would have also beendisintegrated too. He climbed out and says,Oh great, real nice, because he had lost 2fingers. Then he used his other jutsu and in ashort amount of time, he grew back his fat.(He got his fingers because he used some ofhis fat during the jutsu, and grew his fingers


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back with some fat). Next, the mud monstercharged at Andrew, and then the mud

creature shot out mud balls at Andrew.Andrew used his special unfinishedjutsuand turned it to slow motion and tried tododge it just like the agents in The Matrixdid. He could do it, but then suddenly, he

accidentally bent too much back, and brokehis hip, so he got really mad and he crackedhis hip forward, (I think he broke it) andthen he used his awesome soccer skills andstarted kicking rocks in the ground into the

mud monster, he kicked it so hard that therocks caught on fire, and got shot so hard, itgot stuck inside the mud monster. Then,something really, really, weird happened.The rocks and the mud monster somehowgot mutated and the monster turned into aMega Rock Mudman!!!He was enormous!! Yeah. Way to go

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the gigantic Mudman charged at Andrew,and fired a gigantic fire/rock ball at Andrew,

and Andrew tried to kick it, and it worked!The fire/rock ball flew in the Mudmansmouth, and Andrew broke his ankle! Hestarted hopping, and yelping, Ow! Ow!Ow! Ow! Then he fell into an empty grave,

and when the Mudman exploded, the rockshit some mud on the grave, and buriedAndrew. So that only left the ghost. Histrainer got so scared, he fainted. Finally!!The ghost shouted. So he flew into the guys

eyes, and mouth and he took over his body!!Muahahahahahaha!!! The ghost shouted.Then I used another one of my jutsus andsummoned a skeleton, took both of its arms,melted them in a short amount of time, andit turned into a new, shining, long Bone-sword! It was very spectacular. The hilt ofthe sword showed a neatly done skull, on

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and thin, but strong enough to pierce anytype of warrior armor. Then I stuck it into

the guy, and he fell and died. Well, thattakes care of that, Tracy said, clapping hishands in a nerdy way. As we had expected, anote fell from the sky. Austin grabbed it andread it aloud:

Dear fat one and his companions,you have beaten youve beaten all on my

minions, and youve proven yourselves

worthy to come and defeat me, their boss. I

wont tell you where I am, or what my name

is, for you will have to find that out yourself!You better not underestimate my potential,

for you will suffer greatly, in defeat! I trust

you will entertain me. I look forward to

meeting you, fat one and your companions.

Farewell for now.

P.S. Here is the last and final letter for

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Austin took out his sword, turned the

last combination to the letter D, and theuncompleted sword started glowing, andstarted transforming. Finally, after all thistime, I am able to get this all mightyweapon!! Austin shouted excitingly. I

think Austin got infected by Tracys nerdy-ness, I thought, trying not to laugh. After awhile, the sword stopped glowing, and thenit extended and what a beautiful sight itwas!!!!! Wait, did I just write that?!?!?! Im

starting to sound like Tracy! Oh no! Oh no!(Writer faints). (3 days later, writer wakesup and continues writing)

So anyway, they were about to exitthe Lost Souls, but then we suddenly hearda sound in one of the graves, so we halted.Suddenly, a guys hand stuck out, and thena guy covered with mud, climbed out of the


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grave, and he started walking towards us!!Ahhhhhhhhh!!!! Tracy yelled. Then he

took out his new Soul Slayer and startedslashing at the guy from far away rangewith his black dragons. Wait, wait! Youdont understand, Im-, but he didnt get tofinish his sentence because the black reaitsu

already cut him everywhere. His arms,neck, hip, and legs. Tracy was very whiteand sweating and panting, and then he felland fainted. The guy turned out to beAndrew, and he got really mad, and started

rolling over with only his head, and thenstarted biting Tracys foot, so, we had toknock Andrew unconscious. When theywoke up, I had summoned a skeleton, andused parts that connected Andrews body

parts together, and I used another one of mynew scroll-spells, and in a rapid amount oftime, I grew back the flesh that wassuppose to be at the boney part. So, we left


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chatting, talking, eating, and getting into adrunken-fight (Austin). He won. Got a few

broken limbs, a few ribs, and a left leg. But,he got us $582.00. Oh well, who cares, Ithought. So due too Tracys nerdy idea, weleft at midnight, when no one could see us.We left the Town of Technologies People.

After we walked for about a mile, we cameacross this little cottage by the side of theroad. So we were tired, and Zack washungry again. So we stopped and wentinto the little cottage. All the candles were

out, and there was no one in sight.Suddenly, the door slammed hard, andclosed. The candles flickered on, and Tracywas like, Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh mygod!! Were all gonna die! NOOOO!!! Imtoo young to die! I still have an educationaland fulfilling life ahead of me!!! If wedont make it out of this alive rememberme as a COOL GUY!!!!!!!Hey! Who


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said were not gonna make it out of here!Youre the one whos not gonna make it out

alive, even if we have to sacrifice you!!! Iexplained to Tracy. Then as you guessedyou-know-who fainted (Tracy! Thats theguy who fainted, you imbeciles who donthave the intelligence to understand the

complexity of my unique and talentedwork!!! No offense.) Oh my god!!! Imsounding more and more like Tracy!!! Imalso so talented. (Writer falls unconsciousfor 2 weeks, than wakes up, and continues

writing)

So, as I was saying The lightsflickered on, and Tracy fainted. Then out ofthe closet, an old creepy woman with aneye patch walked out, and then Austinfainted. Oh dear! Oh, Im so sorry honey!The old lady said in astonishment to theunconscious Austin, in a light, and granny


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sounding voice. I was just trying to make adramatic entrance, but I didnt mean to

make those two faint!! The grannyexplained. Oh, dont worry; they do thatall the time! I explained to the old lady.Oh, and I also saw you guys in mywindow early on, and you sweeties look so

tired and exhausted from traveling, Ithought Id go into the closet to get somecoats for you, but then it got locked, and thecandles got blown out, but when youarrived, it seems like the heat, and oil from

the fat boy made the candles light, and Ifinally unlocked it. Sorry. (Zack was theone who lit the candles, just incase you

bozos dont have the potential tounderstand something that simple!! Nooffense). Yep, yep, Im just skilled thatway. Said Zack. Uhhhh thanks, Iguess, Andrew said to the old lady, But,we really got to get going. We still need to


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find the boss for the 25 guys. Andrewfinished. Oh! Why didnt you say so!? He

is my great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandpa. All you have to do is go pastthe yellow tunnel, across the grayquicksand, exit the purple sand storm, and

beyond lies the lair of my great-great-great-

great-great-great-great grandpa. The oldlady finished. Thank you for the advice! Isaid to her. So she gave us some coats andwe set off to find the yellow tunnel. Wewalked for a few days, and we had no luck.

Until one day, we were all out of water, andwe were in the middle of a desert called theSands of Life. To the horizon, we saw agiant creature, but we couldnt make outwhat it was, but then I suddenly said, Hey!Theres Naruto (a guy from Konoha)!Then Tracy runs up to the guy, and giveshim a big hug. But when the guy turnedaround, it wasnt Naruto. It was a guy with


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red hair, and the Chinese word lovewritten on his forehead. Also, it turned out

that the giant monster was a sand creaturethat was really, really, really, big with threehorns, and he was very fat. He also had along tail. When Tracy saw the giant sandmonster, he fainted, but when the giant

sand monster saw Tracy, it puked becauseof Tracys nerdyness. The guy said, Myname is Garra, and I am here on a mission,now, I need to get back to what I wasdoing. He turned around and faced his

opponent. When we looked beyond thegiant sand monster, we saw two peoplewho we did not expect to see. (Again, forall you unintelligent people who read mystory, and dont appreciate it, the two guyswe saw were Itachi and Kisame. Nooffense). They werent hurt that much, andthey looked much more stronger than

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yelled at them. Thats right, were back,and were stronger than before! And this is

all thanks to you guys. When Zack ate thepoop, farted, and we smelled it, we gotsome power, and all this time, weve beenhiding, and learning new jutsus, and weve

been saving it all for you! Kisame told us.

(To kill them, idiots that read my story. Nooffense). Before we could ask any morequestions, Garras sand monster charged atItachi, and Kisame, and stretched its armout, and tried to smash them. They both

jumped into the air. Kisame chargedelectricity in his hands, Itachi charged firehis hands, and they both shot it in a beam,and the beams joined together, and the sandcreature took a direct hit. The sand creaturewas hurt, but it continued. It blew sandshots at a quick pace out of its mouth atItachi. Itachi used Shunpo (flash step), anddodged them easily, and then used an


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energy pinch, and punched the sandmonster in the face. Then there was a huge

explosion!! The sand monster was nowinjured badly. Suddenly, a yellow tunnelappeared from the explosion! It was the onewe were looking for. Itachi and Kisamewere about to take out the sand creature.

Then Austin and Tracy stepped in betweenthem, using Shunpo, (flash step).Dude,that was like so cool! I thought for the firsttime. Then I fainted. If you wanna killthat thing, youll have to get past us

first! Tracy declared. Then I woke upinstantly because it became nerdy again. Sothey both drew their Soul Slayers, and

pointed it at them. Dont get too cocky,brats, said Itachi, just like Byakuya does.Well see about that! Austin said, and allfour of them took off with Shunpo, Austinvs. Kisame, Tracy vs. Itachi. Garra took hismonster and retreated. Go! Well hold


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banged into the ground, and there was ahuge explosion. Tracy returned to the

ground, and said, I expect that to defeatyou. Itachi and Kisame stood up slowly,Then Itachi said, Apparently we arentstrong enough to beat you yet, but Iguarantee well meet again someday, and

the outcome will be different. Then theyboth punched the ground as hard as theycould, and then the ground began to shake,and a huge sand-ish tidal wave came ourway. That created a diversion for them to

get away. Wait! Tracy yelled, but it wastoo late. The two of them disappeared andthe sand wave was about to hit them!!Wait! Leave them. We got bigger things toworry about. Well finish them off later!Austin shouted to Tracy. The huge sandtidal wave was right about to hit them, butthen Austin used his needles to create a 360degrees shield, so the sand just collapsed on


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the bunker thing. When Austin retrieved hisneedles, Itachi and Kisame were already

gone, and so was the yellow tunnel

We continued walking, the three of us,Xiaoxiao, Zack, and Andrew. We wereinside the yellow tunnel.I wonder why the

rocks are all yellow!?!? I thought. (The wallsare yellow because were inside the yellowtunnel so technically, the walls would beyellow, just to let you dumb, andinsignificant people who read my story, and

dont get most of this simple, what youconsider, trash that I write. No offense). Wewere just walking, and then suddenly thesethree yellow monsters with huge muscles,and six packs jumped in front of us. Youmust first defeat the three of us, theguardians of the yellow tunnel in order tocontinue with your journey. The one in themiddle said to us.

XiaoXiao the Necromancer

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