• This is the word that women use to stop dispute, when they feel that are right and think that you must stop talking and arguing.

• If she getting dressed, this means one hour and half. But if you are given five minutes to watch football game on TV, before doing something for her this means that you have exactly five minutes.

• This is a calm before the storm. This means “SOMETHING” and you must watch-out for coming troubles. Disputes that end with “NOTHING”, start with “NICE”

• This is a threat, not permission. Don’t do it!

• In fact this is not a word or an expression, as men often take it for. It means that she thinks you're an idiot and wonders why she is still wasting her time with you. Often used in combination with NOTHING

• This is one of the most dangerous. “EVERYTHING IS FINE” means that she wants to think things through very carefully before to make a decision how you could pay for your mistake.

• Your wife is grateful. Don’t ask questions or get excited about it. Just say “You are welcome”.

• Send this to all men to be prepared for disputes with women!!!

• Send this to all women that you know just to make them laugh!!!