Detroit Red Wings!!!!

captains• These r the 2 BEST captains to ever

exist for real.

Perfect human

the MAGICIAN• Hes magic enough said

Realli funny guy with good accent

othersHomer!SwenglishFer sureRetiring

BertBadassDoesn’t like sharing pingpong tables

MuleHe’s just muleI love him

Helmer Ladies manInjured alot

GOALIES• JIMMEH

He has a cute son Mr brickwall JONAS

Tbh idk anything about himExcept hes swedish.

NEW CAPTAINPerfect hair

Perfect beard

Others cont…

PatWe miss him playing

Hi beautifulcemmer

ABBY!

(I know a few are missing don’t judge)

KRONWALL• He hits guys really hard• Also known as kronwalling

boom

Misc info• we are NOT old• 11 time stanley cup winners (HA)• Original six team• We r the best (sorry not sorry)

Hockeytown, USA!