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Wide Wild World TRavel Agency Professionnels
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Buy the trip of your nightma… dreams!
Martin Nolet and Jacques Légaré (owners)
Our special offer:
A trip to Neverback Islands
inside tne famous
Bermuda Triangle
A lot of good reasons to go to
Neverback Islands
• This trip will be the end of all your problems.
• Good bargain on the air fare (You can buy a one-way ticket).
• Everybody is going to havea view on the sea!
• It is a so fantastic place !As they say in french:«Vous n’en reviendrez pas!»
Rooms are so confortable…But we recommand you to bring your dehumidifier
…and even if the door is open, there is no air draft!
The Neverback Islands arethe paradise of the food lovers
Our «fast food» restaurant serve chicken skewers directly from the sea .
Delicious and healthy appetizers of local food are served all day long. No trans fat, No cholesterol, NO WAY!
There’s no rats in the room…only in your plate! In a cheap hotel, you can be bitten by a rat. In ours, YOU bite the rat!
The native population will offer youa very warm welcome!
They really like tourists!
You will like the excursionon the open sea
But be careful!You must go during the high tide!
You will swim inside the whales
You will swimamong the fishes
You will swimwith the dolphins
You will meetSmiley the Gentle Croco!
Smiley used to be a man eater, but he ate too many
diabetics and because of the sugar, it had cavities.
Poor Smiley lost all its teeth and since then, it is a
mascot for a smoothers company.
Forget the wavepool of Village des sports
The Neverback Aquapark® has one you will remember all your life(Wich is not going to be very long anyway)
Neverback Islands
a destinationto die for!