Why I Like Retirement
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Q : How many days in a week?
A : 6 Saturdays, & 1 Sunday
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Q : When is a retiree's bedtime?
A : Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
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Q : How many retirees to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it might take all day.
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Q: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
A: There isn’t enough time to get everything done.
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Q: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
A: The term comes with a 10% percent discount.
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Q: Among retirees what is considered
formal attire ?
A: Tied shoes.
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Q: Why do retirees count pennies?
A: They are the only ones who have the time.
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Q: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and
refuses to retire?
A : NUTS !
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Q: Why are retirees so slow to clean
out the garage ?
A : They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.
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Q: What do retirees call a long lunch?
A: Normal.
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Q: What is the best way to describe retirement?
A: The never ending Coffee Break
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Q : What's the biggest advantage of
going back to school as a retiree?
A: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.
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Q : Why do retirees often say they doesn't miss work, but misses the people?
A: They are too polite to tell the whole truth.
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Q: What do you do all week?
A: Monday to Saturday-Nothing, Sunday I rest.
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Happiness is a voyage, not a destination, there is no better
time to be happy than
NOWNOW .......Live and enjoy the Live and enjoy the
moment.moment.
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Share this one with all the retirees that you know. I'm sure they can
relate to some of them! AND, If you have not yet retired, look
what you have to look forward to.
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The End