Where Was Barack Obama Really Born?
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There is a little cabin on the German/Austrian border, near where Adolph Hitler and Eva Braun were found dead. In that cabin there is a bassinet. In that bassinet, there was once a baby. We're just saying.
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Bill Ayers Living Room.
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The dentist chair of now-legendary Birther Attorney Orly Taitz, the front-woman for the birth certificate movement who is also randomly a dentist and also a real estate agent.
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The Panama Canal Zone, making him ineligible to be President because he was born outside the 50 States. (Editors note: Apologies, that was John McCain.)
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Scooped up by Pharoah's daughter in the Nile, then raised in the royal palace until adulthood. You know what that means, birthers? He's black and also a JEW. Enjoy your Wednesday.
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WTC 7
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Through the clever use of the Fibonacci Sequence, Obama was discovered in a large cryptex under the Louvre by Tom Hanks. The whole thing was pretty weird.
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Inside the marble doors of the Federal Reserve, engineered by Alan Greenspan to torment Congressman Ron Paul.
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Separated at birth from wingnut Republican birther Alan Keyes.
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"the Island."